Here we go again...
Date: Friday, November 21 @ 15:30:00 PST Topic: News
Well first it was OJ, but not to be outdone, Michael Jackson embarked on what can only be described as a 'bizarre slow speed chase' through Las Vegas and the surrounding areas. When questioned about the unusual form of transportation used, Michael responded "After paying off other children's parents and posting 3 million dollars in bail, I can't afford the limousines for awhile." A driver going the other direction in a Ford Escort was heard saying, "Damn... thas tight... I gotta get me one of dem!"
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