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Wav Files – Sorted by Filename |
The following is a list of some wav files that work well with the game. Some are right out of the Star Wars universe, some are just great taunts, and some are just plain funny!
Remember – the other players in your game must have these same files with the exact same filename in order for them to hear it. The actual filenames below all end with a ".wav" extension. I have just omitted it here for ease of reading and space considerations.
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What it says . . . |
Speaker |
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All too easy. |
Darth Vader |
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You … are a meathead! |
Archie Bunker |
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. |
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane! |
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Houston, we have a problem. |
Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 |
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Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges! |
Unknown from Treasure of the Sierra Madre |
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I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. |
Darth Vader |
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Ya fresh kid, I oughta belt ya! |
John Wayne in ? |
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Bond, James Bond |
Sean Connery |
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Q: Do you know what kind of a bomb that was? A: The exploding kind. |
Inspector Clouseau |
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Theme Music |
Theme Music |
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I’d knock your brains out if you had any! |
Three Stooges (Moe) |
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What we’re dealin’ with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. |
Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit |
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(loud knocking) Cable Guy! |
Jim Carrey |
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Cannonball! Cannonball comin’! |
Bill Murray in Caddyshack |
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You cannot escape your destiny. |
Ben Kenobi |
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Come out, come out, wherever you are! |
Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear |
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My goodness, don’t you look happy! Must be cuttin’ somebody up real good! |
Sheriff Andy Taylor |
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Dammit, Jim, what the hell’s the matter with you? |
Leonard "Bones" McCoy |
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Just what do you thing you’re doing, Dave? |
HAL2000 |
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Go ahead, make my day. |
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan |
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(Ding) Bring out yer dead! |
Eric Idle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Death awaits you all – with nasty, big, pointy teeth! |
"Tim" in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Don’t make me destroy you. |
Darth Vader |
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Doh! |
Homer Simpson |
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Are you threatening me, son? |
Dan Ackroyd in Dragnet |
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ç say that 4 times and you got the suspenseful theme music from Star Trek TOS |
Theme Music |
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Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. |
Commander in Top Gun |
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Hey, baby, I’ll be back. |
The King |
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You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. |
Santa Claus in A Christmas Story |
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Fascinating. |
Spock |
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. |
Dean Wormer in Animal House |
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Famous fight music from Star Trek TOS |
Theme Music |
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It’s just a flesh wound. |
The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Yeah, yeah, you’re fun. You’re funny, all right; you’re a scream. You ought to get a job on one of those excursion boats. |
Deputy Barney Fife |
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Resistance is futile. |
Data |
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Classic them from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly |
Theme Music |
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You dudes get lost now, you hear? |
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan |
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Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! |
French knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Well … Some of us got it, some of us ain’t. |
Deputy Barney Fife |
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Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou maist blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. |
Priest in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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McCoy: He’s dead, Jim. Kirk: Why that’s impossible. |
Leonard "Bones" McCoy and Captain James T. Kirk |
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By doggies, that’s hittin’ low |
Jed Clampett |
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Hotdog! |
Jethro Clampett |
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I’ll hunt ya down and kill ya |
John Wayne in Rio Bravo |
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I have you now. |
Darth Vader |
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I’m hit! |
Kramer |
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Impressive. |
Darth Vader |
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I’m invincible! |
The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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We would be honored if you would join us. |
Darth Vader |
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That’s right, karate – used my whole body as a weapon. |
Deputy Barney Fife |
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Kato, my little yellow friend, I’m home. |
Inspector Clouseau |
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I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh? |
Bill Murray in Caddyshack |
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When this is over, I’m gonna kill you. |
Sheriff Andy Taylor |
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I am used to the idea of dying. But I have no desire to die for the likes of you. |
Captain James T. Kirk |
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I’m dangerous! I’m very, very dangerous! |
Kramer |
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A man’s got to know his limitations. |
Clint Eastwood |
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You’re a looney. |
King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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The man’s a menace! |
Ted Knight in Caddyshack |
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Missed it by that much. |
Maxwell Smart |
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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. |
Goldfinger |
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It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear. |
Norm in Cheers |
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk |
Three Stooges (Curly) |
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Guns don’t kill people. OJ kills people. |
Dennis Miller |
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That’s it, man! Game over, man! GAME OVER! |
Alien (don’t know which) |
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Come on, ya pansy! |
The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Runaway!! |
The Knights of the Round Table in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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No good bushwhackin’ barracuda! |
Yosemite Sam |
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Never underestimate the power of the Shwartz! |
Yogurt |
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And I want the rest of you cowboys to know somethin’. There’s a new sheriff in town – and his name is Reggie Hammond. Y’all be cool – right on! |
Eddie Murphy in 48 Hrs. |
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Heeeere’s Johnny! |
Jack Nicholson in The Shining |
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Will you shudup? |
Archie Bunker |
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Randy lay there like a slug – it was his only defense. |
A Christmas Story |
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What the hell kind of strategy is this? |
Leonard "Bones" McCoy |
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No escape for you. You either leave this bar bloodied, or with my blood on your swords. |
Lt. Sulu |
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You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME? |
Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver |
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Thank yuh, thank yuh veruh much. |
The King |
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The Force is with you young Skywalker – but you are not a Jedi yet! |
Darth Vader |
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Any man don’t want to get killed – better clear on out the back.. |
Clint Eastwood |
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Well. We’re waiting. |
Ted Knight in Caddyshack |
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Whoa, baby. |
The King |
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Who are those guys? |
Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid |
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Oh, a wiseguy. Nyuk, nyuk. |
Three Stooges (Curly) |
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What in the wild, wild world of sports is a’goin on here? |
Slim Pickins in Blazing Saddles |
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You move like a pregnant yak. |
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Hey, there goes Elvis. Yo, King! |
Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice (?) |
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