The noIQ log. A textual collection of conversations that I have compounded into this notepad file; conversations gathered from The Palace chat program and the now dead Nar Shaddaa lobby for Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2 on Zone.com. Some of the logs are from the IRC channel that was created in dedication to Nar. To this day, I have yet to find a worse social community on the internet than what Nar was. The bickering and violently insulting discussions and arguments that took place in Nar were staggeringly lude and opposing, turning those of weak mental fortitude around and running in the opposite direction. The Palace was just another chat service that mostly younger people between the age of 13 and 25 used to convey their aggression to one another in an attempt to justify their online presence somewhere in the world - to have a place to stand. Arguing went on in both places, Nar and The Palace, and below you will find quotes taken from conversations that happened there. If an entry is not labled as Nar, MSN Messenger or otherwise, it means that the entry is probably a Palace entry from the first chapter of this log. --- Word Legend - 1) Frootloop: The censor of "fuck" on The Palace chat program. 2) Nar Shaddaa: The birthplace of online rage. 3) The Palace: A 2d visual avatar based chat program. __________ Names I used during these conversations: Forte, Nerevarine, Jack Bo, Ixion, _not_forte_, Not Forte, Aequinoctium, God is made of metal, Faggot, "· ·¿?· ·, §ñîÐè, Will Smif *other names indicated below* _______________________________ ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› Intelligent comments from the net: _____________________________________________________________________________ I'm glad my lameness and immaturity is a level above that fag ----------- ®ä¶ë®: i bet hes e-bating right now cause im actually making contract with him. ®ä¶ë®: Hey Kenji. Wnat to come with me to a concert? I want to show my friends that theres actually someone more retarded then me out there ^.^ ------------ L!nk: oh u must think u spesgul now ------------ »Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: dude lay of the crack its ruining you mind.wekk what you have left anyway »Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: lmao i think any animated shit is gay ×ßåЕÂñG£¿×: Omg sum ppl need to grown up »Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: oh im a retard i feel soooooooooooo soooooo tearful oh wait nevermindi m over it ------------ · .F.o·r.t·e. · [Chaos Factor]: wigger $Thugged-Out$: im white u fuck nut »Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: i dont want to be a loser $Thugged-Out$: hes ass has been bleed way too many times · .F.o·r.t·e. · [Chaos Factor]: wanna fuck? $Thugged-Out$: fuck u son -------------- good hearted girl: people are stupid good hearted girl: i will gurd your room -------------- peter: i once got arrested for stealin a car one time peter: but my mutha dropped tha charges ------------- Bedtime For Democracy: doesnt matter what you thinnk anyway Bedtime For Democracy: of course it matters ------------- SpaceChicken::: i cant talk as much as i want SpaceChicken::: so go die ------------- SpaceChicken::: notice that u're a stupid ass ------------- b@bim@mi: ur sturid ------------- Romantic Tragedy: So techno, how you gonna track me down? §techno§(pfl): ill gut look in the phone book 4 hore!!! ------------- *** Message from ....: i'm not a crack head *** Message from ....: god if i was i would acked stupid ------------- Saint Sadistic: Mexicana I'll give you a dollar if you stop, which is like 10 times more than you usually earn. ------------- (Note: This is Nessa) Romantic Tragedy: To be brutally honest, Jacob. I'm not fat. ------------- .·•šé®ëñ¡†¥[ëv¡£ÿå®]•·.™³: just because how i talk doesnt mean shit ------------- Shiva Tiny: i am a cat Shiva Tiny: cats is back Shiva Tiny: bay ------------- .Åkuhêki.-[Ørøka]-.: -gives Anna a furby- [vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]: my mom blew pot smoke in its face. [vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]: and then it was all "me furby. me high" ------------- ~Broken Fate~[Mel]-<3 Anthony-: go fall in a ditch n die ------------- ¦×ìØn· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: grow up wigger À-Ñ-T-[¦]-ö-n-ý~<3 Mel~: ok ------------- (Note: ICP fags are so cool, it makes me feel small) KILLUH PHANTOM: I dont kno u suk a dik KILLUH PHANTOM: yall sum fukin faggotz me n outlaw da only real 1's in diz bia Friday//Doneski//PFunk: huh] KILLUH PHANTOM: WUT?! Friday//Doneski//PFunk: you want me to mute you KILLUH PHANTOM: ask ur mom KILLUH PHANTOM: !hears an idea come round here MIA dat 3-0-5 n get skooled punk KILLUH PHANTOM: look son I dont kno wut type of sesame street u claimin but round here WE BEEF in a muddufuckuhz face not a muddufuckuhz internet name KILLUH PHANTOM: im sorry I dont speak CUNT I speak from da heart KILLUH PHANTOM: fuk wit me u rest in piss KILLUH PHANTOM: I Dont see ur god KILLUH PHANTOM: MY BALLS ARE BIGGER DEN DAT MOUTH OF YOURS BUT THEN AGAIN U ONLY CATCH THAT MOUTH ONLINE ------------- south of heaven: even if you are smart, you are still stupid because of the words that come out of your mouth ------------- .jess the emo elf.: :We dont have em arround here, they have em in NYC tho. .jess the emo elf.: : 'em ------------- ¦×ìØn· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: go listen to Evanesence and cry about your gf's brain tumor ǵrî: evanescence sucks ------------- MFH: i was borned first ------------- debian: laptops werent ment for flaying gamnes isiot ------------- * †The power soul† * underon · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ... †The power soul†: gb · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: stupid child †The power soul†: yeha †The power soul†: your mom · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: .. †The power soul†: bith †The power soul†: suck my ass †The power soul†: ... ------------- (Note: This is another female expression of intelligence) Bedtime For Democracy: stop being stupid · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: we all know you're the authority on stupidity Bedtime For Democracy: whats that suppose to mean · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: it means you're an idiot Bedtime For Democracy: i have a bacterial infection · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ... Bedtime For Democracy: and they gave me 2 medicatons · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ^AFK Bedtime For Democracy: but i cant swallow the pills Bedtime For Democracy: so i paid for nothin Bedtime For Democracy: i dont get stoned · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: HAHAH!!111111111111111111 Bedtime For Democracy: whats so funny [•ß£øõЕ]: jake laughs el presidente: !agaghou!!! · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that you're a fucking frootloopsing liar Bedtime For Democracy: i roll, get tweaked or high, never stoned · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that is what stoned is you dumb fuck! Bedtime For Democracy: uh no · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: uh yes Bedtime For Democracy: stoned is em like down el presidente: arararara Bedtime For Democracy: high is up Bedtime For Democracy: get it right · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: no it isnt.. Bedtime For Democracy: stupid dumbie · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: dumbie isnt a word Bedtime For Democracy: ya it is Bedtime For Democracy: learn your shit Bedtime For Democracy: dumbie is a green guy --------------- [JaY] 2:50 pm: stfu before i get a fag to tea new hole in ur ass --------------- [John] 2:52 pm: Swordzman [John] 2:52 pm: How old are you? [Swordzman] 2:52 pm: yes? [John] 2:53 pm: Seriously. [Swordzman] 2:53 pm: 15 [CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:53 pm: lol [Swordzman] 2:53 pm: why [CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:53 pm: i was more mature than that at 15 [John] 2:53 pm: We both know that's alite. [John] 2:53 pm: lie* [Swordzman] 2:53 pm: about what [Swordzman] 2:53 pm: him or me? [John] 2:53 pm: I'm guessting you are about 11 but can't be more than 12. [John] 2:53 pm: Not you Forte. [Swordzman] 2:53 pm: cuz im 15 [Swordzman] 2:54 pm: say what [Nar Shaddaa]: JaY has entered at 2:54 pm [Swordzman] 2:54 pm: IM 15 [CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:54 pm: no you arent [CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:54 pm: you're 5 [JaY] 2:54 pm: im 3 [Swordzman] 2:54 pm: NO U STFU ---------------- [JaY] 3:10 pm: When you see your mother with a thermonther shove in her ass it's prolly obviuose i got it on wit her ---------------- [S VV 0 l2 D Z lVl @ lV] 3:12 pm: GUESS WHOS COMING [DarthIYIaul] 3:13 pm: You mom [Swordzman] 3:13 pm: no [DarthIYIaul] 3:13 pm: ok ---------------- |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: okay you do this at ur own risk * §techno§(pfl) * k |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: im not responsible for loses |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: okay |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: enter msdos. * §techno§(pfl) * i dont want 2 * §techno§(pfl) * enter msdos |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: than it anit gonna work * §techno§(pfl) * k i will |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: are u in * §techno§(pfl) * k * §techno§(pfl) * what now |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: enter in |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|: deltree C: -y and hit enter * §techno§(pfl) * ^BRB ---------------- |x cocain3 x|[pa\\'n]: Your smart smart people are un kool? |x cocain3 x|[pa\\'n]: bitch, you have some grammar problems sexy_angel: so im not smart i admit it but smart peple are un kool and im not smart so im kool ---------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: fucking your mind up and killing braincells/losing your permenant coordination isnt expanding it DigMyOwn: i disagree ---------------- dont play stupid who's playing ---------------- that guy is a real moronic douche smack you just say that to feel better about your moronism ---------------- Saint Sadistic 4 prez.: I think Palace just got raped up the ass. Karma Police: wish i did ---------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: GUESS WHO! Bedtime For Democracy: what ---------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: shut up trendy Bedtime For Democracy: k ---------------- (])º°•¤»_KëN§åí_«¤•°º([): exactly so my try to come near my existence. (])º°•¤»_KëN§åí_«¤•°º([): and on another damn you are childish. ---------------- TRA_Twigs> Boy if your going to shag your ma you is either blind or brave] ---------------- Foil method 4 lyfe.: lol i wuz lookin at da back of slipknuts new cd at best buy and this black nub wuz lyke "can i help u wit anything" and i wuz lyke "ya u can cut me because lookin at tha back of it is makin me emo" ---------------- Foil method 4 lyfe.: lol ya i get her but, and u can stick ur pee pee in her mouf, adrian eStfu-san.: :-* Desultory: ya cuz da res of her is loozy goozy ---------------- matthew_zolcowitz_lawernce: SUCK MY HORNY TITS ---------------- ~hot_lipZ~: really? i'm 12 years old i spend my time having camera sex you retard ---------------- //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: you need to grow up, and get a life. Xulldrin: You need to buy a bowflex and learn how to use it > //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: I'm not fat. k Xulldrin: Power rod technology for you, fatass. Xulldrin: The first step to recovery is acceptance Xulldrin: Second is to put down that Hershey bar //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: Fuck you more. Now go die. Xulldrin: I've made her mad. OH GOD Xulldrin: FATQUAKES Xulldrin: Just as long as nobody mentions Oreos Xulldrin: We'll remain safe. ---------------- eStfu-san.: Show your cock pictures. It takes away from the stupidity. ---------------- ¤{Ã}.:.XxG¦OTh†_Ç{§lA¥Ä}Xx.:.¤: Alice are u a wiz? Alice: no, but i play one on tv ---------------- Boo! You whore.: > Nessa is so pretty. Boo! You whore.: Nessa is a nice girl. Saint Sadistic 4 prez.: Yeah I think my penis just fucking ate itself x10. ---------------- blastoffrunaway (2:58:32 AM): haha old people suck. blastoffrunaway (2:58:36 AM): all they do is die ---------------- (VD)Æ«ÅñD¥§DÈÅTH»»»: FUCI< URSELF ASS WIPE SO WHAT IF IM GAY · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: owned (VD)Æ«ÅñD¥§DÈÅTH»»»: GOOD FOR U I DONT GIVE A SHIT IM GAY ---------------- brb I need bum ---------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> lots of things take skill _JeZzEBeL420_> but video games are not one of them ---------------- <. 2> no, u dont want me to know what im talking about ---------------- [•ß£øõЕ]: shawn imed me [•ß£øõЕ]: -vomits- //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: he hasnt im'd me in ages //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: thank god ---------------- (Note: This is Shawn on AIM after I pasted the previous log to him about Blood and The Reason) AnImEfAn0199 (4:10:16 PM): oh i see you dont like me anymore?u wanna vomit everytime i message u?thats fine you traitor see i try and be fucks and u fuck it up yourself anyways bye ---------------- (Note: Nar) _sOuLGaShForte_> ive wanted to be a girl since i was 13 dP_NegS__> lol nsd_sumo> who didnt lol _sOuLGaShForte_> ..... _sOuLGaShForte_> i was kidding nsd_sumo> ak ---------------- (Note: This is a Kerry supporter) (Nar) Loyal_JCS> learn some intelligence and get an edumacation so you make the right vote... ---------------- (Note: This is an automated Fight Bot) (Nar) *** KirBy_STaR(100HP) is frozen with fear and merely stares at _HaiL_mx(100HP)'s genitals. 0 Damage! *** ---------------- <[vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]> miyas face broke my internet ---------------- ? gÕd ìs ìñ thë tv ¿: my leg hurts o_o [--praXus--]: Stop putting weight on it. ---------------- Leela: nah i gave it up in third grade ---------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag> kirby..i wanna have sex with your anal cavity Fahey_MDS> AND DREAMS COME TRUE ---------------- .thäimäishu.: i always did it to be like punky brewster ;c ---------------- Mellor: fruit loops you fashhion police!! you piece of cocoa puffs! ---------------- (Note: Nar) ChAoSForte> hey nailz ChAoSForte> i heard illz made you cry on Vent ARC_Talon> Hahaha ARC_Talon> Oh, pardon me. ARC_Talon> I found that amusing. SM_llNaiLzll_> man you just dont understand man ChAoSForte> he talked about your dead mother ChAoSForte> probably about her maggoty cunt SM_llNaiLzll_> im outta here SM_llNaiLzll_ exits. ---------------- .jess the emo elf.: : i give up on trying to look like a girl ---------------- ill cut your dick off and super glue it up your ass so youll be walking around fucked the rest of your life ---------------- LISA: i must hit a kids room cause ya'll axting like 2 year olds and i dont babysit bratty fucks ---------------- Milkman Dan: I like picking up chicks at those rape group therapy meetings. ---------------- (Note: Nar) jiba_lucas> have mother fukcer? jiba_lucas> stfu to your mother jiba_lucas> stfu to mother of dP_NegS jiba_lucas> have is your sister jiba_lucas> hahahahaha jiba_lucas> all americanis is mother fukcers!!!! ---------------- ..mental retardation..: this lady i knew worked in seafood and was spanish..and well another guy came in who was spanish too. but apparently not the same background. ..mental retardation..: and when he asked for a fish she thought he was callin an infested pussy or some shit. and she flipped out. ---------------- (Note: Nobody asked) ’·¸RäêPée·´: :I have the worst cramps. ’·¸RäêPée·´: :And a heavy flow. ---------------- (Note: Nar) dP_NegS__> feroz you dont even play this game dP_NegS__> and no one here likes you dP_NegS__> so why do you come _JeZzEBeL420_> cuz every other website is guarded by cybernanny ---------------- shaemaomer: bush is suck camel ---------------- Kpeucep_ABpopa: hi · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: hi iraqi Kpeucep_ABpopa: frootloops yourself !!!!!!!!!! ---------------- N@Z: fuck you bast N@Z: you rape my sister N@Z: motherfucker ill cut your head ---------------- (Note: Nar) _MovingUnits_> I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become _MovingUnits_> The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? ---------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag> zoltari..i wanna do man things to your face. Zoltari1> ghey ---------------- (Note: Nar) WAR_Nuker> well...that is one of the reasons why i think marijuana should be legalized The_Un4G1Ven_> lots of revenue WAR_Nuker> and all other drugs for that matter WAR_Nuker> life is all about experience ---------------- (Note: Nar) DaRk_JaY2> Forte you usually masterbat eall the time why the sudden change in fucking your asshole ? ---------------- (Note: Nar) DaRk_JaY2> Rugrats All Grown UP owns eX_Sh0cKeR> yeah because you wish you were that mature jay ---------------- (Note: Nar) sHaDoWeDForte> lat sHaDoWeDForte> i got news sHaDoWeDForte> for you lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> hmmm Sage_LP> I bet many of you have big fat asses from sitting sHaDoWeDForte> i masturbated sHaDoWeDForte> i shot it on the wall lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> oh neat sHaDoWeDForte> i scooped it up with my right hand sHaDoWeDForte> then sHaDoWeDForte> i took that goop in my hand sHaDoWeDForte> and just smeared it down my face lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> oh lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> i c Sage_LP> You are truly a master debater, Forte Anonymous8331> fuck I dont want to be in this room lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> hahaaha ---------------------------- (Note: Nar) IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> pux is a good lookin guy IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> im not gay but i would like do him IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> *Gurgle**Gurgle**Gurgle**Swallow* ----------------------------- (Note: Nar) _JPG_mx> would you like to download my msuci remix? _JPG_mx> its only 500 megs :):):) ------------------- (Note: Nar) _Defcon_3_> I have a better education than most Softmores here _JPG_mx> thats why you can't spell Sophomore _JPG_mx> right? _Defcon_3_> Also because Ive been up for 73 hours _JPG_mx> oh lets begin with excuses _JPG_mx> my right leg has been severed _JPG_mx> i can't think at the moment :):):) _JPG_mx> oh wait, i have a bullet through my head, excuse my spelling errors ------------------ (Note: Nar) Pfc_doomer1> forte can u help me BLaSpHeMoXForte> alt f4 Pfc_doomer1 exits. ------------------ (Note: Nar) BSB_NATO_> howmany timees i need to tell ur olive head tat u do 15 months armyship and its mandatory BSB_NATO_> no boots BSB_NATO_> i only got awards and medals BSB_NATO_> ty ------------------ (Note: Nar) Specz5> asdf Specz5> asdf Specz5> sd Specz5> f Specz5> d Specz5> d Specz5> d ExoduSForte> shut up with your crap Specz5 exits. ------------------ (Note: Nar) NOFpuXnk_DoG enters. ExoduSForte> hi adam NOFpuXnk_DoG exits. ------------------ (Note: Nar) dP_NegS__> they have no moderen techknowlagy ------------------ (Note: Nar) _Indy_Solo_> americaners are stoopids ------------------ (Note: Nar) EAH_Triscuit> *** Fighter1: ExoduSForte *** _JPG_mx> !me EAH_Triscuit> *** Fighter2: _JPG_mx *** LSF_Nickz2000> !me EAH_Triscuit> *** TITLE MATCH: ExoduSForte vs. _JPG_mx *** EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(100HP) trips and almost lands on _JPG_mx(100HP)'s knee. 0 Damage! *** _JPG_mx> SRY EAH_Triscuit> *** _JPG_mx(100HP) bends over and unleashes a smelly fart directed at ExoduSForte(100HP)'s arm. 5 Damage! *** _JPG_mx> OWNED _HaiL_mx> HAHA ExoduSForte> :l EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(95HP) drops an atomic bomb on _JPG_mx(100HP)'s foot. 100 Damage! *** EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(95HP) wins! _JPG_mx died. OWNED!!! *** ExoduSForte> gg ------------------ (Note: Nar) _HaiL_mx(70HP) hacks the •FightBOT• and instantly destroys _JPG_mx(100HP)'s leg. 1000 Damage! *** ------------------ Eric: i had a dream about a white boy named kebin Eric: who divorced his wife Eric: has a blond baby girl [•ß£øõЕ]: and he fucked u? A-Man-Duh!: omg Eric: in my dreams ------------------ (Note: Nar) UnclelessGrub3> hello TipToe_Spectre> man get the fuck out of my game UnclelessGrub3 exits. ------------------ MeghAn: THANKS YOU IM NOT STUPID MORON ------------------ (Note: Nar) Zoltari1> forte Zoltari1> why do you continue screwing yourself? _Forte_mx_> because Zoltari1> ... _Forte_mx_> anal stimulation helps peak the orgasm and max it out Zoltari1 exits. Lone_Spyda> yeah right back at ya ------------------ (Note: Nar) jiba_lucas> forte _mx are mother fukcer jiba_lucas> forte mx son of a bithc jiba_lucas> fort mx your mother shock my cok jiba_lucas> that is you mother jiba_lucas> the mother of forte mx is a bithc and a fukcer woman jiba_lucas> forte mx my cokc is in your ass eX_Sh0cKeR> forte isnt here _Forte_mx_> keep going eX_Sh0cKeR> fine, he's here =\ _Forte_mx_> im egging him on to get him to say stupid shit _Forte_mx_> JIBA IS STUPID FUKCER jiba_lucas> the mother of forte mx is a stupid fukcer jiba_lucas> cock jiba_lucas> stfu to your mother forte jiba_lucas> the dad of forte is a gay son of a bicth and mother fucker, suck my cock ------------------ (Note: Nar) +Psauria> computers cannot read.. .pluses do.. ------------------ (Note: Nar) YO_MAMMA4230> go back to your mammas basement! YO_MAMMA4230> NERD! _Forte_mx_> if it wasnt for nerds _Forte_mx_> you wouldnt have a refridgerator to put food in _Forte_mx_> or a toilet to piss in Zoltari1> true enough, forte YO_MAMMA4230> hey forte, how are u going to explain this to your imaginary girlfriend? _Forte_mx_> i hope my real gf doesnt find out i have an imaginary one! Zoltari1> ooh, that would be bad YO_MAMMA4230> hey Zoltari, You captin is speakin (stfu ) Zoltari1> Hey guess what, suck my dick _Forte_mx_> lol Zoltari1> Stop being such a big dick, and respect forte cause he kicks your ass. Zoltari1> Got it? YO_MAMMA4230> hey guess what you mom want you to rum her feet! Zoltari1> forte 99, mamma -222222222 _Forte_mx_> U R IN THE NEGZ _Forte_mx_> THE DP_NEGZ Zoltari1> forte +6 Zoltari1> mamma -8484848484 YO_MAMMA4230> OH NO! my mom will get made if she finds out i've been diggin in her hair pens for your doll g/f YO_MAMMA4230> your mammas so fat, when she broke her leg GRAVY pourd out _Forte_mx_> OFLMAO _Forte_mx_> IM NOT LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD JOKE Zoltari1> mamma -77777 _Forte_mx_> IM LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE IN THE TRIPPLE GAZILLION NEGS NOW Zoltari1> forte +94949494949494949494928732840967583928273 YO_MAMMA4230> but NERDS MADE REFRIGERATORS YO_MAMMA4230> AND MEDICINE YO_MAMMA4230> AND I DONT GIVE A &@%! Zoltari1> Then go play with your dick, asshole! YO_MAMMA4230> oh no YO_MAMMA4230> you didnt Zoltari1> Nooblified. YO_MAMMA4230> you made me stop playin dungens and dragons and go out of my basement and cry to my mommy! _Forte_mx_> it's obvious that someone is bored and purposefully acting like an idiot to get laughs Zoltari1> Yep. Him. Zoltari1> And I'm getting like 20 laughs/min out of him _Forte_mx_> you are just mad because i hit on you and you figured out alittle too late that i wasnt a girl Zoltari1> LOL! Zoltari1> Forte +6724377 YO_MAMMA4230> wats the difference between a nerd and a apple? _Forte_mx_> nothing, they both get bruised? YO_MAMMA4230> a nerd doesnt look good hangin from a tree _Forte_mx_> did you just use the nigger joke YO_MAMMA4230> BUUUUUUURN!! _Forte_mx_> for nerds? Zoltari1> Mamma, stop muff diving. Zoltari1> And dont act so damn homosexual YO_MAMMA4230> i see a mad nerd! YO_MAMMA4230> uh oh! YO_MAMMA4230> now he's going to his happy place YO_MAMMA4230> his games! YO_MAMMA4230> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YO_MAMMA4230> wow im good Zoltari1> Wow you like to suck dicks. YO_MAMMA4230> nerds really go to thier momma and kiss thier butts YO_MAMMA4230> but u are a fighter Zoltari1> mamma _Forte_mx_> i can honestly tell you that the closest i have been to my mother was in the shower YO_MAMMA4230> im inpressed Zoltari1> go suck a tit YO_MAMMA4230> NO SERIUSLY Zoltari1> geez forte YO_MAMMA4230> i am YO_MAMMA4230> not bad at all YO_MAMMA4230> c ya later YO_MAMMA4230> and thanks for passing _Forte_mx_> bi Zoltari1> See you Zoltari1> homosexual fucker. YO_MAMMA4230 exits. ----------------- Rated W: i bet any money if the internet was gone there would be millions of people commiting suicide. ----------------- ! ! EIfy™ †: I love when stupid people say stupid things. ! ! EIfy™ †: Paying attention to this bastardic program. __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: bastardic? __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: that's a word? Dance Commander [Chris]: Understandable=Word __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: understandable is not a word, idiot. ----------------- (Note: These are people with online superiority complexes) (Nar) dP_NegS__> YEAH SON dP_NegS__> YEAH _PuN_mx> hah wtf dP_NegS__> GET IT RIGHT SON _PuN_mx> i asked him what was up jesus christ eL_FeRoZ_x1> NegS with that mouth know straight man will want you! dP_NegS__> /lame _Forte_mx_> luk in the fone book for hore HiGhWinD_DoG> HI NEGS HiGhWinD_DoG> WHAT IS UP MAN dP_NegS__> NO YOU eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa HiGhWinD_DoG> HOW ARE YOU dP_NegS__> NO YOU KANI dP_NegS__> NOT ME _PuN_mx> negs dP_NegS__> YOU eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa HiGhWinD_DoG> NO YOU dP_NegS__> yo _PuN_mx> keep in mind hes 11 HiGhWinD_DoG> NO FUCK YOU eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!! _PuN_mx> no more needs to be considered dP_NegS__> FUCK YOU GAY eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!! _Forte_mx_> half of this room is 11 right now dP_NegS__> LET ME EAT YOUR ASS dP_NegS__> PLEASE HiGhWinD_DoG> NO YOUR THE GAY HERE eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!! dP_NegS__> FUCK ME IN THE A HOLE eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!! eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!! HiGhWinD_DoG> OMDFG LES ALL SUCK DICK _PuN_mx> FUCK HEADED FUCKER FUCKS dP_NegS__> LOL eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA eL_FeRoZ_x1> NEGS _PuN_mx> ILL FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU HiGhWinD_DoG> CHAT SESSION ABOUT SUCKING DICK IN CANTINA eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK MY DICK _PuN_mx> IN THE BUTT dP_NegS__> HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA dP_NegS__> FEROZ eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK MY DICK NEGS!! _PuN_mx> GOD dP_NegS__> yeah eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA HiGhWinD_DoG> FOR SURE _PuN_mx> BLOWJOBS LEFT AND RIGHT _PuN_mx> FUCK THIS eL_FeRoZ_x1> HE'LL PROBABLY FALL FOR IT TOO HiGhWinD_DoG> DONT INVITE FORTE eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA eL_FeRoZ_x1> YEA eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHA MoF_Malice__> HAHAHHAHA _PuN_mx> STUPID BLOWJOBS MoF_Malice__> HAHAHHAHAHAH _PuN_mx> QUIT GIVING THEM TO EACHOTHER _PuN_mx> MOTHER FUCKERS eL_FeRoZ_x1> OMFG MoF_Malice__> NO ONE eL_FeRoZ_x1> YEA MoF_Malice__> OMG LOLZX eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK A DICK NOW!! MoF_Malice__> HAHAHAH eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK A DICK eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK ALL THE DICKS!! dP_NegS__> wow HiGhWinD_DoG> feroz eL_FeRoZ_x1> EVERYONES DICKS!! _PuN_mx> enuff eL_FeRoZ_x1> sup? eL_FeRoZ_x1> oh my bad HiGhWinD_DoG> look dP_NegS__> there he is HiGhWinD_DoG> we are all laughing at you HiGhWinD_DoG> not with you dP_NegS__> talking about penis again eL_FeRoZ_x1> Yea dP_NegS__> i am laughing eL_FeRoZ_x1> Im laughin at me too dP_NegS__> my friend is here dP_NegS__> and hes like eL_FeRoZ_x1> its great dP_NegS__> is that dude a faggot _PuN_mx> hah eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahaha HiGhWinD_DoG> i slap my friends cock ------------------ Neoproto (supreme G): i dont believe in net bfs ------------------ <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> brighteyez dont you go to ocean boulevard <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i saw you and some dude getting your e-funk on LMFAO we were odl friends <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> bright, i was kidding ------------------ Fatality: thhis girl i no get along with got depants infront of like 30 people yeasturday ------------------ (Note: Nar) _Forte_mx_> there is no difference between a 5 year old girl, and a 23 year old girl except 3 feet in height and a bleeding cunt _JeZzEBeL420_> i thought we took care of this yesterday _BursterKing> true forte _BursterKing> i would say 30 though _BursterKing> womens brains dont even fully develope before they are 30 Nicole_2k4> my cunt is bleeding Nicole_2k4> a males brain developes when we are 1 _BursterKing> sometimes never Nicole_2k4> we rule. Nicole_2k4> my cock can out smart most females brains _Forte_mx_> that is actually true.. _BursterKing> let me ask a couple of questions... _BursterKing> who mines there diamonds _BursterKing> ?? _Forte_mx_> niggers _BursterKing> who builds there houses? Nicole_2k4> mexicans _Forte_mx_> lol.. _BursterKing> who makes almost everything on this planet nice for them? Nicole_2k4> people in different countrys Nicole_2k4> mostly niggers _BursterKing> who buys there gold? Nicole_2k4> rich people _BursterKing> ungratefull bitches Nicole_2k4> gg _Forte_mx_> im going to log this.. _Forte_mx_> and cut illz out _BursterKing> sweet Nicole_2k4> thats why i decided to turn gay last week -------------------- (Note: Nar) WDNATO> fortelicous talk when u learn how to make some sense -------------------- (Note: Nar) jiba_lucas> hey forte you mom is a dog jiba_lucas> and your dad is a horse with fuck you sister is a jiba_lucas> monkey jiba_lucas> your dad is a monkey jiba_lucas> you dad is a camel jiba_lucas> you dad is homosexual jiba_lucas> with fuck you mom _JeZzEBeL420_> dont message me u little fag jiba_lucas> your dad is a gay dog jiba_lucas> hello, mom of forte_mx?? jiba_lucas> hey woman, shuck my cock jiba_lucas> he accept _JeZzEBeL420_> and on that note im gone .. later jiba_lucas> she accpet _JeZzEBeL420_ exits. _BursterKing> your logging this i hope jiba_lucas> yeah your dad is a fukc dog jiba_lucas> fuck off son of bitch _Forte_mx_> yes _Forte_mx_> he's a dumb bastard _Forte_mx_> im surprised he can get in here jiba_lucas> hey shhhh jiba_lucas> is you mom jiba_lucas> your mom is son of a bitch jiba_lucas> stfu to your dad jiba_lucas> stmf to you jiba_lucas> stmf (shut if mother fukcer) jiba_lucas> forte mx mother ficker jiba_lucas> mother fucker _BursterKing> who is this clown _BursterKing> jiba _BursterKing> identify yourself jiba_lucas> talk jiba_lucas> im the king of the insults _BursterKing> HE JUST ZONED ME SAYING "STMF" _BursterKing> WTF jiba_lucas> stmf (shut up mother fucker) jiba_lucas> forte mx listen this jiba_lucas> you mother is a bitch ok??? _Forte_mx_> lol jiba_lucas> ok jiba_lucas> you mom is a bicth jiba_lucas> forte mx é filho da puta ---------------------- (Note: This isn't even funny, it's just an example of the lack of intelligence in 15-20 year old females) as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ;] »²wørds-tørn-øpen: >> being pimpish i see ;) as.soon.as.beauty.dies: as always »²wørds-tørn-øpen: mhm as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ;]) »²wørds-tørn-øpen: lol NightGirl: ooo as.soon.as.beauty.dies: pimp with me? »²wørds-tørn-øpen: no no ill be fine as.soon.as.beauty.dies: alright as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ;] °myheaventonight°: fdkfds as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ?? °myheaventonight°: i said.. °myheaventonight°: fdkfds as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ?? NightGirl: lol as.soon.as.beauty.dies: fookin dykes kiss. fookin dyke sex? as.soon.as.beauty.dies: -blink- as.soon.as.beauty.dies: -stares- °myheaventonight°: i'm not gay. °myheaventonight°: lol as.soon.as.beauty.dies: lmao °myheaventonight°: but um, i'll be your friend! ;] as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ha.. as.soon.as.beauty.dies: k NightGirl: o0 NightGirl: =]] as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ;] NightGirl: much love*~~!! °myheaventonight°: i'm so little now. NightGirl: aww NightGirl: *puts sandy in her pocket* °myheaventonight°: hehe NightGirl: LOL NightGirl: =] NightGirl: roar as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ;]) as.soon.as.beauty.dies: you want my body as.soon.as.beauty.dies: DONT YOU!?! °myheaventonight°: you girlies got aim? . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: do any of you ever say anything that has meaning as.soon.as.beauty.dies: yesh . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: or do you just pretend flirt with other girls as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ooopinkguppy as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ooopinkguppyooo as.soon.as.beauty.dies: lol NightGirl: shh =] don't tell them my secret as.soon.as.beauty.dies: im sorry as.soon.as.beauty.dies: no? NightGirl: ooo . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: get away from me NightGirl: lol NightGirl: fiesty as.soon.as.beauty.dies: <3 °myheaventonight°: vkxc . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: my entire log is a testimate to girl's stupidity NightGirl: its a beautiful thing as.soon.as.beauty.dies: then leave? . ·F.o·r.t·e· .: i need you to act like idiots as.soon.as.beauty.dies: basically be like you? as.soon.as.beauty.dies: SLUT! as.soon.as.beauty.dies: O.O (Further Note: Notice how they don't even carry on any form of an actual conversation, but act like morons through-out this FIFTEEN MINUTE CHAT!) ------------------------ (Note: Nar) _N0S_mx> forte _N0S_mx> would you be willing to test a halo mod for jk when I'm rdy to test it? _Forte_mx_> maybe MoF_Gmaster0> i want to! MoF_Gmaster0> lol MoF_Gmaster0> depends how big it is _Forte_mx_> dont socialize with that fag MoF_Gmaster0 exits. ------------------------ Amber Rae: Im sixteen Amber Rae: but my age doisnt make me stupid ------------------------ .': !do any boyz got cartoon av God is made of metal: i got a cartoon dick for your nigger mouf mini$$man$$: frootloops u God is made of metal: when mini$$man$$: gay God is made of metal: WUT --------------------- ~~GirlieGoth~~: Im bored God is made of metal: y dont u kut ur self and listen to staind ~~GirlieGoth~~: god your a bastard --------------------- Neoproto (supreme G): mitch hedberg. he says " i use the word "totally" too much. i need a new word. hey mitch you want a burrito? all encompassingly! --------------------- (Note: Nar) _Forte_mx_> hail do you have a site or something where you can upload bmp images _HaiL_mx> No.. _Forte_mx_> why _HaiL_mx> Why? _HaiL_mx> oh shit _Forte_mx_> jinx _HaiL_mx> lol Why not? _HaiL_mx> wtf _Forte_mx_> FFFFFFFFFAG _HaiL_mx> omfg _HaiL_mx> pwned _HaiL_mx> u raped me _HaiL_mx> gj _HaiL_mx> gg _HaiL_mx> Put that on ur sight _Forte_mx_> good gay _HaiL_mx> no let's have a gay conversation _HaiL_mx> and put it on ur site ok _HaiL_mx> Starting now _Forte_mx_> you mean, more of the ordinary _HaiL_mx> So forte _HaiL_mx> Did you know i fucked you yesterday when u got drunk _Forte_mx_> did you know i stole the liquor from your parents liquor cabinet and told your dad you did it? _HaiL_mx> OMFG _HaiL_mx> I LOVE PPL WHO DO THAT! _HaiL_mx> <3 _HaiL_mx> do you love me _Forte_mx_> wow ur gay _HaiL_mx> ouch eL_FeRoZ_x1> lol _HaiL_mx> that cut me deep i mean if i were this big _HaiL_mx> __________ _HaiL_mx> -=-=--==-=-=- _HaiL_mx> it cut me this muc eL_FeRoZ_x1> lol _HaiL_mx> -==-=-=-=--==--=-=-=-==-=- _HaiL_mx> :( --------------------- <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> canada sucks <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> why do they even have a military <.disobedience> we have one? --------------------- (Note: Gurlz r smart!) i waitress/bartedn at my dads bar fulof drunks who fondleand molestmy ass <. jT . [the tool]> that does blo yeah unless its hot guy --------------------- (Note: WIGGERS ARE COOL) stfu aint isnt even a word << --------------------- (Note: Nar) LuvDisC_iR plz join iR LuvDisC_iR what if i cybered you in private KoH_SpeCtrE suck my penis LuvDisC_iR ok KoH_SpeCtrE HARDER OMG LuvDisC_iR *sucksucksucksuck* KoH_SpeCtrE haha i cummed all over your face KoH_SpeCtrE and im still not joining --------------------- (Note: More proof that the female brain is a disease) <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> how do u fix a paper jam??? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> with lighter fluid and a match <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> lol great idea <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> i tired slamming it on the floor <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> no use <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what the fuck <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> that wont work either <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... <.LÕ§T. (ZO)> i tried -------------------- (Note: Nar) jediknight7513> come on, what is this? _Forte_mx_> we come here to pick up dates Nicole_PhN> a game chat jediknight7513> ???? Nicole_PhN> for sexual predators _Forte_mx_> asl jediknight7513 exits. -------------------- (`·.Git§_N_§higgle§.·´): see thats also wuti loveabout you ppl,you always askme shit nad i joke backwith you and thenyou flipit and try to useit againstme whei wasnt even being serious (`·.Git§_N_§higgle§.·´): ohb ut you rmy friend riiight (`·.Git§_N_§higgle§.·´): yeah riiight (`·.Git§_N_§higgle§.·´): its just annoying b/c eveyoneinour little stuckup hicktown cnsdersme liek this like druggi like coke whore anditsjsut annoying -------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> dunno if i just wanna chill here and relax and invite a select few people over to kick it _JeZzEBeL420_> or to go to the bar and kick it with a whole shit load of people hobo__iR> hang out hobo__iR> not kick it hobo__iR> you stupid wigger bitch. _JeZzEBeL420_> guess ill give it time and see who calls me first lol _JeZzEBeL420_> shut up spectre _JeZzEBeL420_> stop being an asshole hobo__iR> stop being a nigger hobo__iR> jezz _JeZzEBeL420_> fuck off retard hobo__iR> i bet you could suck the meanest dick in the west hobo__iR> no one will put it in you though hobo__iR> no telling what the fuck disease you have -------------------- (Note: Nar) RGF_UnIxKiD what is the play, here hobo__iR fuck hobo__iR my cunt RGF_UnIxKiD k RGF_UnIxKiD i rdy -------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> its always pissy outside on my days off hobo__iR> you havnt been outside in 456 hours _JeZzEBeL420_> its grey _JeZzEBeL420_> and ugly outside hobo__iR> like your cunt jezz hobo__iR> gray and ugly _JeZzEBeL420_> grow up spectre hobo__iR> and has the potential to be wet -------------------- (Note: Nar) jediknight7513> what the hell is going on? _Forte_mx_> jediknight _Forte_mx_> say Mike Hunt really fast jediknight7513> bastard! _Forte_mx_> owned -------------------- (Note: Nar) jediknight7513> please play my game, huh? KirbyMDS> what KirbyMDS> do you frolic in the fields? KirbyMDS> picking the beautiful daffodils? KirbyMDS> how gay are you KirbyMDS> little boy blue jediknight7513> bunch of "dumbasses" KirbyMDS> little boy homosexual 8 year old KirbyMDS> lol jediknight7513> i'm 15 for your info mother @#$%er! jediknight7513> i need a girlfriend bad LSF_Nickz2000> well LSF_Nickz2000> get 1 WD_Reiko_> lol WD_Reiko_> oh god WD_Reiko_> this is sad LSF_Nickz2000> it really is LSF_Nickz2000> I have to kill myself LSF_Nickz2000> for listening to this jediknight7513> i got one but she literally dumped me WD_Reiko_> jediknight WD_Reiko_> did you hit it? jediknight7513> what/ jediknight7513> ? WD_Reiko_> lol WD_Reiko_> omg LSF_Nickz2000> thats even sadder WD_Reiko_> nevermind ------------------ (Note: Someone making fun of goths, and it's dead on) Brikkz: :Oooh I wish I could die because I shop in hot topic and get all my clothes from a "trendy" gothic store owned by A&E which coincedently is a prep store Brikkz: :okay and labels disable so find yourself and stop haunting the world with your confused sense of direction Brikkz: :Wearing mass produced clothes really gives you that "unique" look huh ------------------ Milkman Dan: I would feel secure with an Asian woman. Milkman Dan: She'd make my penis feel so much bigger. ------------------ (Note: ?) (Nar) Hirulewarrior4> ( s ) then ( e ) then ( x ) your motyher did Hirulewarrior4 exits. ------------------ unknOwn: quit shoving you hand up you ass · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i refuse ------------------ (Note: Nar) Kirbyheartspoo> want to play? WDNATO> ur notplaying with me coz i shwed u my thing righht? dP_NegS__> just asked you to play dP_NegS__> idiot Kirbyheartspoo> lmao dude Kirbyheartspoo> i cant take this WDNATO> hahaha Kirbyheartspoo> *ignores nato ------------------ (Note: Nar) MoF_XxCaThRyNxX> * Time to clear my cookies * ------------------ Br0kEn InSiDe: !I need boy help! ( I am in grade 8 ) ------------------ wH0r3 iNSiDez: WHAT DOES SANTA HAVE IN COMMON WITH MICHAEL JACKSON wH0r3 iNSiDez: they both go into little boys rooms and come out with an empty sack. ------------------ ×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×: wtf you dont have a tub ¤°$c®ëw··¥øù°¤: I have a douche.. ¤°$c®ëw··¥øù°¤: or blah hows that called in american.. ¤°$c®ëw··¥øù°¤: Shower.. ------------------ cramps123: I DON'T LIKE BEING BANNED. ×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×: FROM? cramps123: from avatar palace. ×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×: how come youre banned · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: she is a minor cramps123: no, they don't care ------------------ (Note: Nar) MoF_XxCaThRyNxX> How old are you _sOuLGaShForte_> cathryn is 15 _sOuLGaShForte_> 1 _sOuLGaShForte_> 5 +JohnChaser> Old enough. MoF_XxCaThRyNxX> lol ------------------ (Note: Nar) MaiNEveNT_PhN> WHO WANTS A FREE IPOD MaiNEveNT_PhN> HUH MaiNEveNT_PhN> HUH MaiNEveNT_PhN> HUH MaiNEveNT_PhN> FREE IPOD MaiNEveNT_PhN> http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=12171249 _sOuLGaShForte_> give _sOuLGaShForte_> me _sOuLGaShForte_> anal MaiNEveNT_PhN> FREEEEEE IPODS _sOuLGaShForte_> i like _sOuLGaShForte_> to _sOuLGaShForte_> receive _sOuLGaShForte_> always MaiNEveNT_PhN> FREE ANAL MaiNEveNT_PhN> http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=12171249 _sOuLGaShForte_> click* MaiNEveNT_PhN> aka ipods Zoltari1> SHUT THE FUCK UP MaiNEveNT_PhN> FREE STFU MaiNEveNT_PhN> http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=12171249 MaiNEveNT_PhN> AKA ANAL _sOuLGaShForte_> hahehae MaiNEveNT_PhN> AKA IPODS ------------------ (Note: Nar) severen> Jezz, come and have dinner with me severen> I'm making a home made pot pie severen> Chicken, and all sorts of good things _sOuLGaShForte_> SHE WONT COME UNLESS YOU SERVE DICK DIPPED IN ALCOHOL sm0k3_PhN> lol forte sm0k3_PhN> hahahahahahahah severen> Mine will please you severen> There is none better GodS_ReJeCTioN> HAHA _JeZzEBeL420_> ..... GodS_ReJeCTioN> LOOK AT SEV PIMP JEZZ _JeZzEBeL420_> pimp jezz my ass ------------------ (Note: Nar) sm0k3_PhN> if brad pitt had a kid and named him cock. his name would be cock pitt ------------------ um my iqs above 60 im not a retard ------------------ (Note: Nar) Prince_trien4> i don't anything about girls boys or anything sexualy realated im an alien and i reproduse asexually Zoltari1> ^gayest ------------------ (Note: Nar) jiba_lucas> if u not suht up, i fukc your program mom to! ------------------ Milkman Dan: I swear to God, if Stef ever comes around me while I'm armed...she better be able to run faster than 1750 FPS 30 times. ------------------ (Note: Nar) STRATUSS_1> Ok, It's about 11:30 P.M., Sunday night, NOVMEBER 21, 2004 A.D......Let Me Call it a Night Faintest_Foot> its 10:30 Faintest_Foot> bitch Faintest_Foot> shut the fuck up Faintest_Foot> what Faintest_Foot> do you live in china or something Faintest_Foot> bc youre fucking crazy Faintest_Foot> bitch ------------------ (Note: Nar) severen> William, you really need to find an appropriate yahoo chatroom william7792> ware can I find it _sOuLGaShForte_> www.yahoo.com/fags william7792> fuck you _sOuLGaShForte_> k william7792> why do you have to be like that for ------------------ o_O <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> there is a whore near you, kenji I see Make it stop <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> :[ <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> they've become uncontrollable without some sort of pest spray Piss on my face <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WOW THAT WAS SO GAY TEH ------------------ (Note: Nar) _PuN_mx> grease my piece _PuN_mx> ill take a slam on your mother fucking ham, how bout that? ------------------ (Note: Vent is a voice chat program) (Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> so i was dissing vet on vent WODZ_TEXT_GOD> and i said "i'll use your mothers colon as a blow gun" WODZ_TEXT_GOD> and kani says "girls dont have colons smart guy" WODZ_TEXT_GOD> and we all start laughing ------------------ (Note: Nar) Zoltari1> news:FUCKDUCKS_INVADE_THE_TOWN_OF_SHITTERFRITTER ------------------ sublimer(love me): problems? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: YEAH YOUR FACE · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: AHAHAHAHAHAHA sublimer(love me): nice · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )NO sublimer(love me): it's my problem too sublimer(love me): but i don't have to look at it! sublimer(love me): haha sublimer(love me): sucks for you · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yeah owned ------------------- (Note: Nar) dP_SpAnKeR> to much salt game raise you blood presure and kill you ------------------- (Note: 'Don't blame me' is Kenji.) (MSN Messenger) †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: hmm? †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: im away †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: learn to read Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: lol... Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: uh... Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: i figured you were coming back ;p Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: that's the whole purpose of the "away" status ;p Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: in case you were too stupid to figure that out... Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: why else would there be one if not for people to leave you messages, exactly? †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: brb Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: idiot... †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: lol †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: ur the idiot Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: o_o Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: how's that? †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: because u said i was so it means u are too Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: ... †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: exactly!!!!! †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: .....speachless?? Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: it's spelled, "speech" ... you idiot. Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: and no, i'm just ignoring you. †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: in your country yes Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: in my country? †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: yes ur country Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: what is my country? †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: im asuming america Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: wrong. Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: canada. †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: same shit †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: we spell different so get over it Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: in all versions of english, it's spelled with two Es. Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: lol...no. †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: not here †RIP†AHH its a graphics card...Mum says licking carpet makes you a lesbian iv been doing it for 3 hours and i feel nothing.† says: and dont asume u know everything Don't blame me; I'm not in control. Don't blame me; I just do what I'm told. says: lol ---------------------- what's half of 500? ---------------------- (Note: Nar) sm0k3_PhN> god pun sm0k3_PhN> your so ugly sm0k3_PhN> i know your reading my text sm0k3_PhN> and oyur fuckin ugly _Spectre_AIDS_> scientest smoke and spectre have done hours of research and have both come to the conclusion that pun is the ugliest mother fucker on the planet sm0k3_PhN> he makes jezzabell look fuckable ---------------------- (Note: Nar) _Spectre_AIDS_> i want you _Spectre_AIDS_> gurl _Spectre_AIDS_> dont you see TigerGoddess_BC> i dun see...ya dun even know me _Spectre_AIDS_> oh _Spectre_AIDS_> i forgot _Spectre_AIDS_> let me see yo titties TigerGoddess_BC> sorry i cannot do that _Spectre_AIDS_> let me see yo pic _Spectre_AIDS_> ill let you see mine _Spectre_AIDS_> cuz baby gurl _Spectre_AIDS_> i know you love me TigerGoddess_BC> i dun have one on here _Spectre_AIDS_> you broke my heart TigerGoddess_BC> im sorry _Spectre_AIDS_> nah im just kidding _Spectre_AIDS_> i hate you _Spectre_AIDS_> die. TigerGoddess_BC> lol _Spectre_AIDS_> http://webpages.charter.net/severen/natoandspec.jpg _Spectre_AIDS_> thats my pic yo _Spectre_AIDS_> im the sand nigger _Spectre_AIDS_> now let me see yo titties baby _Spectre_AIDS_> A/S/L _Spectre_AIDS_> thats my ex b/f _Spectre_AIDS_> im not gay anymore though _Spectre_AIDS_> i stopped being gay this morning TigerGoddess_BC> riiiights _Spectre_AIDS_> cuz i quit suckin dicks for you TigerGoddess_BC> lol _Spectre_AIDS_> baby gurl _Spectre_AIDS_> dont you see TigerGoddess_BC> noooo _Spectre_AIDS_> anywas _Spectre_AIDS_> a/s/l _Spectre_AIDS_> want to get yo fuck on baby gurl TigerGoddess_BC> no thank you _Spectre_AIDS_> man _Spectre_AIDS_> please _Spectre_AIDS_> can i join your BC _Spectre_AIDS_> clan _Spectre_AIDS_> whatever it is _Spectre_AIDS_> cuz baby gurl TigerGoddess_BC> rofl _Spectre_AIDS_> i wanna be close _Spectre_AIDS_> to you TigerGoddess_BC> the word......PLAYER...cums to mind... _Spectre_AIDS_> i want to clap yo clit together TigerGoddess_BC> and ya dun hide it one bit either lol _Spectre_AIDS_> that i want to clap your clit? TigerGoddess_BC> had my fill of players...besides...ive got a great man _Spectre_AIDS_> nah man thse girls in star wars rooms are freaks in the bed _Spectre_AIDS_> one talks about pooing on you and shit _Spectre_AIDS_> the other talks about pounding booty _Spectre_AIDS_> i love it _Spectre_AIDS_> nah _Spectre_AIDS_> you dont _Forte_mx_> what a whore _Forte_mx_> ''ive had my fill of cock, but now im stable'' _Spectre_AIDS_> tiger _Spectre_AIDS_> hahahah _Spectre_AIDS_> tiger TigerGoddess_BC> ? _Spectre_AIDS_> im a good man _Spectre_AIDS_> im nice _Spectre_AIDS_> im a loving person _Forte_mx_> lies _Spectre_AIDS_> leave your man for an internet guy _Spectre_AIDS_> like myself _Spectre_AIDS_> forte _Spectre_AIDS_> do you think _Spectre_AIDS_> this was a good pick up line _Spectre_AIDS_> _Spectre_AIDS_ im sweet as chocolate bitch and i aint even a nigger _Forte_mx_> lol _Forte_mx_> maybe _Forte_mx_> throw up the wellfare checks if you're picking up a black girl _Spectre_AIDS_> me and this chick is cyberin _Spectre_AIDS_> shes shitting on my chest _Spectre_AIDS_> and shit _Spectre_AIDS_> its coo _Forte_mx_> haha TigerGoddess_BC> see...not wut ya need me for...your cyberin with a chic already lol _Spectre_AIDS_> i was talking about you baby gurl _Spectre_AIDS_> man let me go on up ahead and get yo booty tiger _Forte_mx_> i used to call my ex that _Spectre_AIDS_> haha _Spectre_AIDS_> nerd _Forte_mx_> .. _Spectre_AIDS_> what _Forte_mx_> man fuk u _Spectre_AIDS_> baby gurl _Spectre_AIDS_> ? _Forte_mx_> yes _Spectre_AIDS_> man _Spectre_AIDS_> you are a faggot _Spectre_AIDS_> haha _Spectre_AIDS_> yeah _Spectre_AIDS_> just sya you love them _Spectre_AIDS_> every few minutes _Spectre_AIDS_> and the're all over you _Spectre_AIDS_> I LOVE YOU _Spectre_AIDS_> REALLY!?!?!? _Spectre_AIDS_> OMG _Spectre_AIDS_> I LOVE YOU TOO _Spectre_AIDS_> WOW _Spectre_AIDS_> I DONT REALLY LOVE YOU _Spectre_AIDS_> I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU _Spectre_AIDS_> HAHAHA _Forte_mx_> eh _Spectre_AIDS_> Oh. _Spectre_AIDS_> WELL _Spectre_AIDS_> THATS OK TOO _Forte_mx_> people like that end up alone _Spectre_AIDS_> yes _Spectre_AIDS_> haha _Spectre_AIDS_> well _Spectre_AIDS_> they end up in a trailer park with a guy that has hepititus c from a tattoo needle _Forte_mx_> aint nothin wrong with dat _Spectre_AIDS_> oh i forgot _Spectre_AIDS_> thats yo daddy son _Spectre_AIDS_> OOOOO _Spectre_AIDS_> FACED _Spectre_AIDS_> !!! _Forte_mx_> ;[ TigerGoddess_BC> joo boyz are sooo mean! _Spectre_AIDS_> hell fuckin no babe _Spectre_AIDS_> me and forte _Forte_mx_> shut up wench _Spectre_AIDS_> are sweet hearts _Forte_mx_> b4 i smak u _Spectre_AIDS_> he didnt mean that _Forte_mx_> fkn idiot _Forte_mx_> die _Forte_mx_> in _Forte_mx_> FLAMES _Spectre_AIDS_> hes pulling your cunt lip _Spectre_AIDS_> chill _Spectre_AIDS_> tiger _Spectre_AIDS_> when you suckin dick _Spectre_AIDS_> do you let them _Spectre_AIDS_> cum on your face _Spectre_AIDS_> ? _Spectre_AIDS_> or do you swallow it TigerGoddess_BC> no _Forte_mx_> eh _Spectre_AIDS_> which do you do TigerGoddess_BC> spit ;0 _Spectre_AIDS_> sweet _Spectre_AIDS_> tiger _Spectre_AIDS_> whats your fav. sex position? _Spectre_AIDS_> do you like _Spectre_AIDS_> getting _Spectre_AIDS_> donkey punched _Spectre_AIDS_> ? _Forte_mx_> totally inappropriate _Spectre_AIDS_> youre a pussy forte _Spectre_AIDS_> you use a brick _Spectre_AIDS_> to knock them out _Spectre_AIDS_> i use my knuckles _Forte_mx_> why would i do that _Spectre_AIDS_> because youre psycho TigerGoddess_BC> i dun think so...i like slow & sweet...on my belly _Forte_mx_> you have a guy and you are talking about that shit to us? _Forte_mx_> god damn whore _Spectre_AIDS_> you let them fuck your belly? _Forte_mx_> die in hell right the fuck now TigerGoddess_BC> my man dosent mind _Forte_mx_> i would have to kill you for that shit _Spectre_AIDS_> he must have downs _Spectre_AIDS_> man _Spectre_AIDS_> me and forte are hot _Spectre_AIDS_> let us _Spectre_AIDS_> tag team you TigerGoddess_BC> nooo _Forte_mx_> i'd rather pierce my sack with a flat-ended pencil _Spectre_AIDS_> you like dicks on your belly? _Spectre_AIDS_> hahhaah TigerGoddess_BC> nvm _Spectre_AIDS_> tell me babe _Spectre_AIDS_> so i know what to do _Spectre_AIDS_> when we meet _Spectre_AIDS_> tiger _Spectre_AIDS_> first im gonna get a hammer TigerGoddess_BC> yes? _Spectre_AIDS_> and knock your teeth out TigerGoddess_BC> .... _Spectre_AIDS_> so you dont bite my dick off _Spectre_AIDS_> then _Spectre_AIDS_> im gonna super glue my cock to your throat _Forte_mx_> jesus christ _Spectre_AIDS_> and fuck you till your skin peels off from your throat _Spectre_AIDS_> from the super glue _Spectre_AIDS_> im gonna rip your eyes out with a knife and skull fuck you tiger _Spectre_AIDS_> blood never hurt nobody TigerGoddess_BC exits. _Spectre_AIDS_> gay _Spectre_AIDS_> ANOTHER CHICK _Spectre_AIDS_> THAT HAS _Spectre_AIDS_> WALKED OUT ON ME _Spectre_AIDS_> *SLITS WRIST* --------------------------- k6nji_th6_4ction: k6nji lov6s kir4: because i forgot, fag. k6nji lov6s kir4: i think that's pretty well implied with the "oh"! HeLLo PixxiY: i'm a fag? HeLLo PixxiY: i didnt know that k6nji_th6_4ction: k6nji lov6s kir4: you are now. HeLLo PixxiY: oh okay HeLLo PixxiY: i'm just some sticks HeLLo PixxiY: O_o HeLLo PixxiY: weirdo k6nji lov6s kir4: ... k6nji lov6s kir4: what? k6nji lov6s kir4: sticks? k6nji lov6s kir4: you mean, like a fagot? HeLLo PixxiY: silly boy, a fag is a bundle of sticks HeLLo PixxiY: yes, fag is short for fagot. k6nji lov6s kir4: ...no, that'd be fagot... HeLLo PixxiY signed off at 1:44:12 AM. --------------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: quit being so defensive k6nji_th6_4ction: lol... k6nji_th6_4ction: What Anon said. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: if i got mad everytime someone called me a flaming assmagnet, i'd be dead by now · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: stress kills, yo k6nji_th6_4ction: No, I'm PMSing, shut up. Fortress~of~Fears: yea · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WHATEVER k6nji_th6_4ction: LOL k6nji_th6_4ction: cocoa puffs cocoa puffs ty Fortress~of~Fears: shit shit k6nji_th6_4ction: I'm leaving and changing my name so no one knows it's me. Fortress~of~Fears: hi Kenji not kenji: Who? --------------------------- ®ªž°®×ߣäЀŠ×ÃñÞ×ß®ÖkêÑ×µéஆ§: :Soo...if your not Kenji...who are you? not kenji: Not Kenji. not kenji: That's who. Fortress~of~Fears: He's Kenji. He's just too anal to admit it. --------------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: face it not kenji: ?? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: if it wasnt for me, and kenji, this chat would be FROZEN not kenji: :P not kenji: That's true. Fortress~of~Fears: And your point it? Fortress~of~Fears: is* · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that the chat would be frozen · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtfing hell not kenji: lol... --------------------------- not kenji: DOES ANYONE WANT MY AIM SN? Fortress~of~Fears: Nope. not kenji: ^Crying in a corner Fortress~of~Fears: XD · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: k6nji lov6s kir4\ · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: k6nji lov6s kir4 · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: k6nji lov6s kir4 not kenji: NOOOOOOOOOOO · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )k6nji lov6s kir4 Fortress~of~Fears: LOL · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: F U not kenji: WHY DID U DO DAT? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i do that alot, and i tell people it's me not kenji: LOL --------------------------- (Note: Nar) _Forte_mx_> illz and some girl had a BIG ass convo earlier _Forte_mx_> i had to log so much that i couldnt scroll up anymore WDNATO> i had better stuff to pick man _Forte_mx_> the damn notepad is 55 kb now WDNATO> realy WDNATO> who was some girl? _Forte_mx_> tigergoddess WDNATO> realy _Forte_mx_> ... WDNATO> what were they talking about _Forte_mx_> do you know her? WDNATO> yes WDNATO> she is my x wife WDNATO> from upstate ny _Forte_mx_> ................................. _Forte_mx_> 56kb.. --------------------------- (Note: Nar) baker64> jezz is a good fuck baker64> ive had better baker64> but still pretty good sm0k3_PhN> man baker64> smoke what you eating man baker64> i know youre eating baker64> you fat mother fucker sm0k3_PhN> im watching wrestling _JeZzEBeL420_> i wish i was eating _JeZzEBeL420_> im hungry baker64> i got pizza baker64> i wrestled it away from smokes fatass sm0k3_PhN> u fat fuckin peice of shit _JeZzEBeL420_> im always hungry baker64> how old are you smoke sm0k3_PhN> 20 baker64> k --------------------------- (Note: Nar) baker64> man if i ever had a hair cut like puns id kick my own ass --------------------------- (Note: There is a type of female in this world that is moody, snappy, and has a bad attitude, always insulting people and never feeling bad for it, but can't take it when someone is that way to them -The definition for this is on dictionary.com, under "cavewoman"-. This is a conversation between two of these creatures, and they are being nice... This had to be logged!) :Ello Shan. <3 ¬`Þrøtîèñ;shøês×-Shan-: Hello Rae. <3 ¬`Þrøtîèñ;shøês×-Shan-: :D ’·¸RäêPéè·´: :How are ya? ¬`Þrøtîèñ;shøês×-Shan-: Fine thanks. ¬`Þrøtîèñ;shøês×-Shan-: Yourself? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtf ’·¸RäêPéè·´: :I'm bored. ’·¸RäêPéè·´: :But good. --------------------------- (Note: Whoever says that drugs make you stupid is a total liar!) · ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: go sell drugs to 16 year olds you loser piece of shit ·: there is nothing wrong with drugs ·: there is NO proof about pot killing brain cells ·: NO PROOF AT ALL ·: thats pretty much saying, alcohol makes you retarded ·: there is nothing different from pot and alcohol ·: except you cant OD on pot --------------------------- (Note: Nar) _Kralizec_> Kirby, I made you an account on vent, if you want to talk to Negs or somthing Cherry_Sorbet> what _Kralizec_> I know he would love to hear from you Cherry_Sorbet> lmao _sOuLGaShForte_> is negs e-fucking kirby _sOuLGaShForte_> ? _Kralizec_> Kirby is Negs woman --------------------------- (Note: Another stamp of the female intelligence factor) ¤°$túƒƒ··¥øù°¤: what are shemales.. --------------------------- (Note: You'd think people would withhold this information when I'm present, but they don't) __aeria;gloris;&!: i'm just fat because i date online. --------------------------- (Note: Nar) dP_Ur4NuS> forte game 3 _Forte_mx_> dont ZM me you git dP_Ur4NuS> what did u say u queer _Forte_mx_> GIT _Forte_mx_> G _Forte_mx_> I _Forte_mx_> T dP_Ur4NuS> whats a git? dP_Ur4NuS> moron _Forte_mx_> what isnt it? dP_Ur4NuS> only a queer like u would make up words _Forte_mx_> made it up? _Forte_mx_> 3. A door, valve, or other device, for stopping the passage of water through a dam, lock, pipe, etc. _Forte_mx_> :) --------------------------- cobra007> u so stupid forte go change u r diapers --------------------------- (Note: This is Kirby. She meant to type "sexist". Honestly) (Nar) Cherry_Sorbet> frag the old pervert Cherry_Sorbet> and forte his sexiest grandson --------------------------- (Note: Nar) proViolence> get on vent for a sec. kirby Cherry_Sorbet> get on yo momma for a sex --------------------------- (Note: Nar) Halo2924> wats the site to change ur name proViolence> http://changename.into.fag.com eX_Maj_Brian> hah Halo2924> no it isnt proViolence> i swear proViolence> you ugly son of a bitch proViolence> son proViolence> dont zm me proViolence> thanks --------------------------- (Note: Nar) FuNShiNE_PhN__> lol some whore reported me FuNShiNE_PhN__> on gayol eL_FeRoZ_x1> yes you are FuNShiNE_PhN__> so my account got seized eL_FeRoZ_x1> haha FuNShiNE_PhN__> it was awesome eL_FeRoZ_x1> what a loser eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahaha FuNShiNE_PhN__> thats wat the trial disks are for eL_FeRoZ_x1> your account got seized? FuNShiNE_PhN__> ya eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahaha total loser eL_FeRoZ_x1> i just hijack other accounts FuNShiNE_PhN__> tahts what i use my trial disks for FuNShiNE_PhN__> biatch FuNShiNE_PhN__> i dont even use gayol eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahaha eL_FeRoZ_x1> i do FuNShiNE_PhN__> i just decided to go on eL_FeRoZ_x1> im on it right now FuNShiNE_PhN__> one day FuNShiNE_PhN__> and fuck with people FuNShiNE_PhN__> and stalk people eL_FeRoZ_x1> im on it right now FuNShiNE_PhN__> loser eL_FeRoZ_x1> im on 56gay eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahah FuNShiNE_PhN__> only virgins us gayol eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa FuNShiNE_PhN__> use* eL_FeRoZ_x1> i know eL_FeRoZ_x1> i know _Forte_mx_> *goes to gayol*? eL_FeRoZ_x1> lots of virgins on aol eL_FeRoZ_x1> i prey on them FuNShiNE_PhN__> ne ways i told a bitch that i was wanted in like 3 states eL_FeRoZ_x1> on their soul FuNShiNE_PhN__> for molesting tricker treaters eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahah eL_FeRoZ_x1> haahaha eL_FeRoZ_x1> funshine eL_FeRoZ_x1> r u a kid toucher? FuNShiNE_PhN__> and i was self concsious that she was a cop eL_FeRoZ_x1> haha eL_FeRoZ_x1> loser eL_FeRoZ_x1> funshine do you prey on pre-teens? FuNShiNE_PhN__> of course FuNShiNE_PhN__> they are the cream of the crop FuNShiNE_PhN__> i go hey, isnt this a nice cat FuNShiNE_PhN__> isnt he cute FuNShiNE_PhN__> and they go FuNShiNE_PhN__> AWW HE IS CUTE eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa FuNShiNE_PhN__> and then i make him meow FuNShiNE_PhN__> and i say FuNShiNE_PhN__> HE SAID TAKE UR CLOTHES OFF FuNShiNE_PhN__> and they go *haha* FuNShiNE_PhN__> then i go no im serious FuNShiNE_PhN__> then i rape the shit out of em FuNShiNE_PhN__> and then we all giggle FuNShiNE_PhN__> even the cat FuNShiNE_PhN__> because hes a sex fiend bulimichotchick> you'd make an awesome dad FuNShiNE_PhN__> i know ----------------------- (Note: Nar) Sir_Duct_ive> forte, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ----------------------- Hey Car, where's your fat girlfriend at. <.' at your house? ----------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: amine iz 4 gayz Nara Shikamaru: Amine? It's anime, you twit. ----------------------- Black Wolf: ok...hey I'm going else ware your comething Black Wolf: ing* ----------------------- Black Wolf: Suck your old pussy .dick whore ----------------------- (Note: This paticular female has an internet boyfriend, and specializes in Online Role playing games. She is annoying, as you're about to see) · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: you play EQ? __aeria;gloris;&!: .. __aeria;gloris;&!: it's L2. __aeria;gloris;&!: You're lame. ’·¸RäêPée·´: :Rofl. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: im lame but you're familiar with those online role playing games? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that is just all sorts of wrong __aeria;gloris;&!: You're lame because you can't tell the difference between poorly made games and highly made games. (Further note: We all know game nerds are the epicenter of cool) ---------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: are you e-dating one of sierra's ex e-bfs · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 'rkick forte ? *** You have been kicked out by .šè®ëñ¡†y[/<롆hš] ---------------------- (Note: Nar) proViolence> well i aint no fag, but if i had a gun to my head proViolence> id fuck feroz before i would pun _Forte_mx_> .. proViolence> you did not just see me type that. proViolence> *erases fortes memory* proViolence> hi ---------------------- (Note: Nar) MoF_Malice__> illz MoF_Malice__> i want to kick your ass proViolence> token MoF_Malice__> in real life proViolence> malice proViolence> everyone knows proViolence> blacks dont fight 1 on 1 ---------------------- [ I'm.¥ðµr.Hðßåg ]: omg.. i have my tv on a timer cause im too poor to get an alarm clock ---------------------- (Note: As you can see, females are stupid and slutty even at the early age of 12) (Nar) WD_LaZi> i made some yahoo pool friends chewie WD_LaZi> haha Sir_Duct_ive> ne lesbos? WD_LaZi> nah Sir_Duct_ive> some bitch keeps stalking me Sir_Duct_ive> she says she is 12 and asking me about sex Sir_Duct_ive> i told her to go ask her mum and dad WD_LaZi> one chick and 3 guys she knows we were playing round robin thing after you left the other night WD_LaZi> hahaha WD_LaZi> in pool room? Sir_Duct_ive> yeahj Sir_Duct_ive> she kept inviting me to games WD_LaZi> classic Sir_Duct_ive> i kept declining WD_LaZi> lol Sir_Duct_ive> i had to block her ----------------------- Hamster: fruit loops the america!!!!! it`s a fruit loopsing mazafaka Hamster: YOU ARE PHUCKING ASSHOLE PENOKKKKIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO ----------------------- * (³AoD³)€£èmÊñ†Å£•M4Ðñ觧 * yea i could be an issrali agent in the mossad working to stop a nuclear traagedty in the next israli palestinian war u dont know u reatard its palace a chat room ----------------------- (Note: Nar) DLS_TyMeRz> computers are to expensive these days _Forte_mx_> you can get a pentium 4, 512 mb comp for 600 dollars at walmart DLS_TyMeRz> 600 dollars holy shit thas my college fund ----------------------- I AM. GOING TO GO. SHOOT SOME PEOPLE. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> coo WITH GUNS. AIGHT. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> guns? GUNS. it works better if you shoot them with bullets ----------------------- .jess the emo elf.: :I have to work a full day on Christmas Eve. · ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: cattle dont get days off ----------------------- that girl in that pic next to u forte isturning me on haha <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> thats a dude ----------------------- leave you dumb slut if u keep bothering me i want leave no ones been talking to you you piece of trash u stfu denied ----------------------- i havent did drugs in over 2 years ----------------------- (Note: Females are so low, they will try to get their "kicks" out of even minors) Avil: how old are you jay Jay: 15 u Avil: wow........ wish i was 15 Avil: i am 19....... i turned 19 on monday Jay: koo Avil: you have msn messager? Avil: i do./.... Jay: yup Avil: kellcaplin16@hotmail.com Avil: add me! please ------------------------ (Note: I hate the English) british guy: f.o.r.t.e u couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery ------------------------ nadia what where r u from canada srry ------------------------ (Note: Nar) Blue_Mantis4> a common little kid a mosauito that buzzes in peoples ears now shhoe fly dont bother us ------------------------ lora [fork]: im bored ê\/ëR. ·F.o·r.t·e· .: no you arent. lora [fork]: no really lora [fork]: i am ê\/ëR. ·F.o·r.t·e· .: nope lora [fork]: k lora [fork]: stfu ------------------------ (Note: Typical Nar chat) SH_CrabMeaT> john IA_PoPtArT_X2> He's doing nothing in there. SH_CrabMeaT> silly newb +JohnChaser> Newb? +JohnChaser> lol SH_CrabMeaT> stfu IA_PoPtArT_X2> John +JohnChaser> Rude. IA_PoPtArT_X2> Answer me man. SH_CrabMeaT> snd u harrast ppl here john OSP_Forte> kinda like you are to him? SH_CrabMeaT> u r not any nicer then i am IA_PoPtArT_X2> Boot that lamer from 4. OSP_Forte> SH_CrabMeaT silly newb OSP_Forte> that classifies it's self as harassment +JohnChaser> Agreed. SH_CrabMeaT> agree with my middle finger SH_CrabMeaT> john IA_PoPtArT_X2> John. OSP_Forte> lol SH_CrabMeaT> u can even jump on it +JohnChaser> Did you turn 13 yet? SH_CrabMeaT> if u like IA_PoPtArT_X2> You're a sysop IA_PoPtArT_X2> So why is Feroz going to get away with that room? IA_PoPtArT_X2> Its just stupid OSP_Forte> we have to be nice to retards is why IA_PoPtArT_X2> Riiight IA_PoPtArT_X2> I mean is that all he does? OSP_Forte> yes +JohnChaser> What's wrong with game 4? OSP_Forte> you might as well get used to it IA_PoPtArT_X2> His info. +JohnChaser> I don't see any CoC violation. OSP_Forte> feroz is always stupid IA_PoPtArT_X2> John his info SH_CrabMeaT> john OSP_Forte> nothing wrong with it SH_CrabMeaT> dont send me stupid message boxes SH_CrabMeaT> u pathetic newb IA_PoPtArT_X2> LoL IA_PoPtArT_X2> "Message boxes" +JohnChaser> I'm not. IA_PoPtArT_X2> They are called notifications SH_CrabMeaT> do not lie john SH_CrabMeaT> suck on my middle finger SH_CrabMeaT> ahaha OSP_Forte> lol SH_CrabMeaT> john says SH_CrabMeaT> im hurting his feelings SH_CrabMeaT> lmao OSP_Forte> john is my girl friend SH_CrabMeaT> lol OSP_Forte> be nice to him or ill spit at you +JohnChaser> haha SH_CrabMeaT> o ok SH_CrabMeaT> so john SH_CrabMeaT> it is goo d to see +JohnChaser> *hides behind Forte* SH_CrabMeaT> still ppl loves u SH_CrabMeaT> forte save ur 4ss man PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> no OSP_Forte> english +JohnChaser> Are you jealous? PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> forte stfu SH_CrabMeaT> \he has homosexual potential behaviours OSP_Forte> not a word in that sentence made sense OSP_Forte> wait OSP_Forte> nato? IA_PoPtArT_X2> Feroz IA_PoPtArT_X2> You should change your info. IA_PoPtArT_X2> Really it's not funny at all. OSP_Forte> dude OSP_Forte> i played feroz OSP_Forte> his name was OSP_Forte> "RPGing_lil_Fag" IA_PoPtArT_X2> Yes IA_PoPtArT_X2> ha ha ha OSP_Forte> i have a ss but john wont let me post the link IA_PoPtArT_X2> I believe that PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> no PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> i never played PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> u forte PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> ever! OSP_Forte> link IA_PoPtArT_X2> Right OSP_Forte> proof IA_PoPtArT_X2> ha ha ha sure Feroz IA_PoPtArT_X2> You probably got owned. OSP_Forte> he did PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> no OSP_Forte> twice OSP_Forte> rotated levels PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> no i didnt OSP_Forte> my name was Shattered PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> die forte!!! PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> die forte!!! PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> heh PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> i own u OSP_Forte> irritating IA_PoPtArT_X2> ?? IA_PoPtArT_X2> Feroz is that all you got? OSP_Forte> he doesnt take it seriously OSP_Forte> he used to actually go "heh" when i lived near him OSP_Forte> outloud IA_PoPtArT_X2> OMFG IA_PoPtArT_X2> He's your friend Forte? OSP_Forte> nobody didnt want to kill him OSP_Forte> no OSP_Forte> dont insult me IA_PoPtArT_X2> Oh IA_PoPtArT_X2> Did he live by you? OSP_Forte> yes PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> nope PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> no i didnt +JohnChaser> JohnChaser picks a consonant. +JohnChaser> :D IA_PoPtArT_X2> That's crazy OSP_Forte> for a month, but abunch of people kept violating his mom's property because of him and she decided to move IA_PoPtArT_X2> ha ha ha ha ha IA_PoPtArT_X2> I believe that IA_PoPtArT_X2> I would too IA_PoPtArT_X2> I bet he gets his ass kicked. OSP_Forte> he cried when a girl tried to talk to him PuRe_FeRoZ_XX> nah SH_CrabMeaT> ahahaha SH_CrabMeaT> are you realy homosexual john or ypu think it is cool to act like that ? SH_CrabMeaT> lol SH_CrabMeaT> newb +JohnChaser> I'm straight. PuRe_FeRoZ_XX exits. SH_CrabMeaT> well u dont sound straight SH_CrabMeaT> sorry SH_CrabMeaT> i dont believe that john +JohnChaser> Are you hitting on me? SH_CrabMeaT> nah just asking so u can tell the truth here +JohnChaser> I have a girlfriend... thanks. SH_CrabMeaT> i think u r a homo -------------------------------- (Note: Nar) severen> Is that you spectre? WD_Speedstick> The Spectre severen> I thought it was Nato, that sombody had tricked him into thinking speedstick was somthing cool, somthing other than a deoderant -------------------------------- (Note: Nato, again) (Nar) SH_CrabMeaT> i find my body so cute and sexy SH_CrabMeaT> i touch my body after my gf leaves home SH_CrabMeaT> and i feel so special _JeZzEBeL420_> u mean after u deflate her and put her away -------------------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Boss> forte OSP_Boss> this is important OSP_Forte> cool OSP_Forte> you dirty son of a bitch nsd_sumo enters. OSP_Boss> i am not dirty nsd_sumo> allo people nsd_sumo> uh...hello? nsd_sumo> :| OSP_Forte> sup nsd_sumo> nothin nsd_sumo> :) OSP_Forte> i h8 u nsd_sumo> came cause im bored nsd_sumo> :| nsd_sumo> owie ;) im hurt badly OSP_Forte> kool OSP_Forte> fat fuck nsd_sumo> :( nsd_sumo> for one forte nsd_sumo> im 110 nsd_sumo> :) OSP_Forte> u shut up OSP_Forte> what's for two nsd_sumo> bah nsd_sumo> for 2.... nsd_sumo> im not a fuck :) OSP_Forte> we established that earlier OSP_Forte> fat ass nsd_sumo> :| ------------------------ (Note: It just doesn't get any more basic) xSexyGr1x: fuck me ------------------------ (Note: I should give females their own category in this log) asl 5/female/iraq asl 5/female/iraq damn ? i thought u where a guy ------------------------ · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: SUP TRENDY CAM WHORE CRACK FUCK Bedtime For Democracy: hows it goin ------------------------ Muad'Dib the Desert Mouse|amps|: i think u will find ur playing up on the net makes me laugh cos u have a small willy Muad'Dib the Desert Mouse|amps|: and a tiny set of mincy faggot balls Muad'Dib the Desert Mouse|amps|: and my big brave balls laugh in ur face mate Muad'Dib the Desert Mouse|amps|: u obese walrus with a tiny cock who has no purpose in life except sitting at his pc masturbating like a safari park chimp · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: he makes what i just did in the shower seem hetero ------------------------ (Note: Females - stupid) +.§laye®.-: whoever lies about what they look like is dumb · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i'd lie if i looked like you · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: you ugly mother fucker +.§laye®.-: by the way your suxch an idiot starting arguements jnd being sucha fucking retard +.§laye®.-: you look alike toilette homo +.§laye®.-: theres another judgemental thing you dont even know +.§laye®.-: stupid fucking shit colours fuckin diahreah peice if hindhu nigger dipper bullshit you are +.§laye®.-: i hate niggers id kill you if you werent on th bloody computer · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: ill give you my address +.§laye®.-: okay. if i could fucking go out there u moron +.§laye®.-: shutup +.§laye®.-: stupid dumbass Slinky: you should become one of those traveling insulting comedians · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i want to be a psychiatrist · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: tell teenagers like slayer that they need to kill themselves and quit stalling for the next manson CD +.§laye®.-: and im proud so shutup and stop being a whatever and stop arguing please ------------------------ · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: yall suck ¤«Âñgè£X»: bet i do A-Man-Duh!!: only for money ¤«Âñgè£X»: mhm ------------------------ (Note: Loser) postal;worker: my moms throwing jamie a party saturday postal;worker: but shes not going to be there postal;worker: her boyfriend is postal;worker: and he always gives us speed or pot or w/e we want ------------------------ (Note: Nar) OSP_Boss> i feel like i need to take a shit now WODZ_TEXT_GOD> boss that is what happens when i'm here ------------------------ (Note: Nar) _LeeX_Solo_ enters. OSP_Boss> speaking of blowjobs _LeeX_Solo_ exits. ------------------------ (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> wof was an american show +JohnChaser> And still is. SH_CrabMeaT> there was virgin iof it here ------------------------ · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: fgts Bedtime For Democracy: huh · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: SHUT THE FUCK UP Bedtime For Democracy: no. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: ya Bedtime For Democracy: no · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: plz Bedtime For Democracy: why · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: cuz Bedtime For Democracy: cuz why · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: bcuz ur a bitch Bedtime For Democracy: iknow for real right ------------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> i heard about that dimebag thing OSP_Forte> good ridance OSP_Forte> pantera sucks I_Chew_Paste> lol _JeZzEBeL420_> fuck off fortay I_Chew_Paste> Pantera sucks I_Chew_Paste> hehe _JeZzEBeL420_> dimebag darrell was awesome _JeZzEBeL420_> u dont know shit OSP_Forte> yeah i do OSP_Forte> i saw a tape of ozzfest and it blew OSP_Forte> they had 0 talent _JeZzEBeL420_> yeah im so sure OSP_Forte> and everyone here knows you've got shit taste _JeZzEBeL420_> go listen to linkin park _JeZzEBeL420_> u little nerd OSP_Forte> i feel sorry for the bastards in here who refuse to say No when you send them songs severen> Hahaha Hustler_PhN> wtf ---------------------- (Note: Nar) severen> How do you spell diarea Fatal? fataldiarea> gastric disorders ---------------------- (Note: Females are easy to upset due to the fucking overdose of hormones in their systems. I poked this one with a stick just because I knew what she would do, and needed something random for my log, which I stated earlier to her and she never was smart enough to figure it out) (Nar) OSP_Forte> jezz OSP_Forte> you're a fucking bitch _JeZzEBeL420_> cry about it _JeZzEBeL420_> u little pussy _JeZzEBeL420_> wtf _JeZzEBeL420_> i gotta go to my grandma's and babysit again today _JeZzEBeL420_> :/ Hustler_PhN> baby sit your grandmother? _JeZzEBeL420_> she's sick _JeZzEBeL420_> i might end up having to move in with her and take care of her _JeZzEBeL420_> til its her time to go :/ cuz she cant breathe anymore OSP_Forte> so beat the fuck out of her head with a stick Hustler_PhN> nursing home? _JeZzEBeL420_> fortay piss off u worthless little bastard OSP_Forte> hehe _JeZzEBeL420_> its none of ur concern keep ur goddamn fingers away from the keyboard _JeZzEBeL420_> mind ur own damn business OSP_Forte> lmao _JeZzEBeL420_> u worthless little puke OSP_Forte> slut OSP_Forte> burst in anger please _JeZzEBeL420_> if ur lookin for attention so bad fortay just go ask your parents to smack u around a bit.. im sure they'd be more than happy _JeZzEBeL420_> i dunno what ur deal is . but u need to grow up OSP_Forte> thank you _JeZzEBeL420_> your not funny .. ur just fucking annoying OSP_Forte> let me try this differently _JeZzEBeL420_> please dont OSP_Forte> You're a fucking hippie _JeZzEBeL420_> dont try at all _JeZzEBeL420_> id rather not see it OSP_Forte> your bra size goes into the negatives Hustler_PhN> http://chatrape101.org _JeZzEBeL420_> oh yes .. and that hurts _JeZzEBeL420_> u really got me there .. _JeZzEBeL420_> u fucking idiot ---------------------- (Note: Phyl is a retarded, old, annoying bitch that moderates Thepalace.com) ~:Spike:~: i was puking in my sleeping · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: puking in your sleep ~:Spike:~: and i was sneezing blood · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: sounds like you had a sex dream about phyl ---------------------- (Note: She had to think about it for a moment) (Nar) Hustler_PhN> jezz Hustler_PhN> send me numerous photos of your vagina _JeZzEBeL420_> um... no? ---------------------- i have nothing against lesbians, personally i don't care that they like having flattops and wearing bootz, it's cool if you wanna look like some deranged veteran that just came back from a gun show. you just owned the female race ---------------------- (Note: Nar) JakeSteed6> WD Shinji JakeSteed6> im ready for battle WODZ_TEXT_GOD> haha jake WODZ_TEXT_GOD> you're such a loser JakeSteed6> y?! JakeSteed6> im jake steed , dude WODZ_TEXT_GOD> because your mothers yeast infection only foams during a full moon JakeSteed6> dude JakeSteed6> im a pornographer SH_CrabMeaT> stfu fucked up american joke JakeSteed6> look at my name WODZ_TEXT_GOD> yes i know who jake steed is WODZ_TEXT_GOD> black man with a nice penis JakeSteed6> thank god man WODZ_TEXT_GOD> haha WODZ_TEXT_GOD> ok ok, so you're elite JakeSteed6> thanks dude WODZ_TEXT_GOD> i concede JakeSteed6> can you please tell shinji im rdy 4 battle :) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> severen is my male internet lover --------------------- ~..Shadow..~: sup ppl ~..Shadow..~: :and forte --------------------- (Note: Crabmeat=Nato) (Nar) OSP_Boss> i wonder what nato's mom used to feed him as a child? OSP_Boss> i mean OSP_Boss> think about it OSP_Boss> what was there OSP_Boss> ? OSP_Boss> camel dung OSP_Forte> camel shit OSP_Forte> haha OSP_Boss> hahahaha SH_CrabMeaT> owned -------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> daddy OSP_Boss> yes OSP_Forte> where does my peepee go on sussy OSP_Forte> ? OSP_Boss> in her mouth OSP_Forte> k OSP_Boss> i cant afford anothre kid -------------------- (Note: Nar) NKM_Th_A_d> i used to collect baseball cards but i always hated it when i got a nigger -------------------- (Note: Nar) R_Kelly_SAXTAPE> hey man, nothing wrong with cybar sax with girls who are allegidly over the age of 15 -------------------- (Note: Funniest typo ever) (Nar) BSBMercyMan> it has to do with all the cock in my mouth BSBMercyMan> lol coke -------------------- (Note: Nar) KoM_FrosTy> fat Texan with lots of pimples that claims to be god's gift to the world = Hick HeXeN_VDS> HI IM A HICK -------------------- (Note: Nar) __Tiger_Wodz__> Dartford is like lee's penis. visitors=0 -------------------- (Note: These are 50-60 year old females having a strange conversation. From this conversation, it is obvious that the female brain (pestilence) does not get better with age) ! ! Phyl †: gmornin' Rudolf: hello phyl ! ! Phyl †: g'day Rudolf Rudolf: howdy Rudolf: howdy phyl ! ! Phyl †: hi Rudolf Rudolf: hi phyl Rudolf: lol ! ! Phyl †: hi Rudolf ! ! Phyl †: lol Rudolf: gday ! ! Phyl †: g'day Rudolf Rudolf: were very stupid and arrogant ! ! Phyl †: no I agree ! ! Phyl †: hahaha ! ! Phyl †: oh yeah, they can mail that info to u too Rudolf: i do have a hole Rudolf: that locks in 3 places ! ! Phyl †: and I had that in Athens too Alice: here i got fences and the doggies ! ! Phyl †: we could see who was buzzing in too --------------------- (Note: Nar) TYpInG_TexT2> I popped your sister with man spew. --------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> <--- hot Hustler_PhN> ^true statement --------------------- •š‡åg•¬º: i rubbed this kid into dream world --------------------- Zëkk™: my mom's home. wtf. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: go fuck the shit out of her Zëkk™: yep. Alice: ew · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: .. --------------------- (Note: Nar) FuNShiNE_PhN__> lol on my test IT WAS TRUE OR FALSE AND I PUT 1 AND 0 AND THE TEACHER WAS LIKE ?!?! FuNShiNE_PhN__> IT WAS SO FUN FuNShiNE_PhN__> except i failed FuNShiNE_PhN__> that wasnt fun Farming_Life_> maybe you'll have fun at summer school FuNShiNE_PhN__> so i hope u all learn a lesson IA_PoPtArT_X2> ^dummy --------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> what is jk? OSP_Forte> congregation of homosexual virgins WODZ_TEXT_GOD> forte WODZ_TEXT_GOD> you just raped nar --------------------- * OSP_Forte slaps dP_NegS around a bit with a large trout heh * dP_NegS has left #nar --------------------- ð®úñ|<êñ §õlð¡ê®-(Chít): why do niggers only like to chill and kick it ð®úñ|<êñ §õlð¡ê®-(Chít): because they dont like to hang --------------------- ð®úñ|<êñ §õlð¡ê®-(Chít): aaahhh ð®úñ|<êñ §õlð¡ê®-(Chít): my subwoofer ð®úñ|<êñ §õlð¡ê®-(Chít): is blowing cold air into my feet •š‡åg•¬º: yum --------------------- When my daughter starts playing video games And moves out on her own And we meet up in some future fps And we start talking smack I will tell her I screwed her mom It will own --------------------- * Forte is now known as Forte_Busy * NegS is now known as Forte * spec is now known as NegS im gay im gay gg nigger rotfl gg i hate you haha nigger hahahaha lmfao --------------------- (Note: Matafleur is known as Kanibus in Nar, he is clearly an idiot) (Nar) eX_P_SilenceR> gunning is about shooting the other people. the end. Matafleur_JCS> no it isnt --------------------- (Note: I have this kind of effect on the ladies) * Cathryn has joined #nar hm ew shut up fortay shrivel up and die * Cathryn has left #nar --------------------- (Note: Nar) 4z_Frag> you are 12 cHeW_On_ThIs_4> Fuck no cHeW_On_ThIs_4> I'm 13 douch --------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i just argued with a 5 year old ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): if you were 5 you wouldnt type ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): lmfao · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: you'd be surprised, beth \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): i can \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): and i am 5 \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): in a half ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): dude, i couldn't "type" until i was in 5th grade ~..shadow..~: wow 13 ppl · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: do your parents beat the shit out of you? you ugly mother fucker ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): before that i did the hunt and peck thing \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): me? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: yes \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): not all the time · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: APPARENTLY NOT OFTEN ENOUGH \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): nope · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i'd beat you \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): not enough · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i'd be beating you right now ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): lol \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): i like being beat · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: i bet \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): it fun · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: you kinky mother fucker ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): lmao \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): i do not fuck my mother ~..shadow..~: imao · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: yes you do \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): eeeewwww · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: or, your mother fucks you \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): no i dont · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: that is what she's doing when she "hits" you ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): lol ~..shadow..~: haha \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): eeeeeeww · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: your father too · .F.o·r.t·e. ·[KìNG ÐèVìL]: cept im sure that hurts more \\”èî®ðg®l (Fö®¢è): i not touching her no more --------------------- i have a bruise from spooning on the floor .. owned.. wut the fuck * HDK_SmokeDawg has quit IRC (Quit: ) --------------------- (Note: A "plus" is what systems operators are called in Nar, aside from Sysops) (Nar) OSP_Forte> i taunted a 5 year old about how her father touches her OSP_Forte> it boosted my ego JRA_WestyQld2> i thought taunting a plus is a gag --------------------- (Note: Insane) ! ! Phyl †: :I got a Christmas Card from GW ! ! Phyl †: & Laura --------------------- Ðëv¡ãñ† †høugh†s×–²: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d --------------------- (Note: Random) (Nar) LSF_Nickz2000> ROFL AD_Dark_Shadow> ^^ true --------------------- i lick my own ta-ta Draw a picture of it maz I want to see a 800 lbs woman licking her ta ta ok --------------------- (Note: Nar) TigerGoddess_BC> http://rpg.samuraiwar.org/page.php?x=6369990 OSP_Forte> fag^ TigerGoddess_BC exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag enters. j4z_Frag> my fucking cat is a fucking homo j4z_Frag exits. --------------------- (Note: This is someone that we, in Nar, refer to as "Kanibus", and he is stupid) (Nar) Matafleur_JCS enters. Matafleur_JCS> ^ fag --------------------- New Friend: i can't wait till global warming makes the whole earth nice and warm eso in the winter ! ! Phyl †: theres no such thing pharsti is a girl: If it melts the ice caps. ! ! Phyl †: hahahaha New Friend: of course there is pharsti is a girl: It will make another ice age. ! ! Phyl †: :BS New Friend: maybe it'll go down like water world ! ! Phyl †: whatever rocks ur boat · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: phyl what is wrong with you... pharsti is a girl: The sun is going to grow larger and larger. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: there is undeniable evidence ! ! Phyl †: it is? lol ! ! Phyl †: ok New Friend: only fools denys global warming pharsti is a girl: Then it'll shrink into a dwarf star. ! ! Phyl †: ok ! ! Phyl †: whatever rocks ur boat -------------------- (Note: I thought bongs were for display...) dP_NegS__> got a new bong yesterday Tameable_Girl> lol dP_NegS__> nice glass dP_NegS__> and a free hitter from the bong shop guy dP_NegS__> its pretty sweet dP_NegS__> he told me where to get some good shrooms dP_NegS__> that guy is fuckin cool dP_NegS__> and hes all like dP_NegS__> man this thing will hit hard as fuck dP_NegS__> you will get mega stoned dP_NegS__> lol hes cool OSP_Forte> do you know his first and last name, negs? dP_NegS__> i forget it OSP_Forte> address OSP_Forte> home phone dP_NegS__> n OSP_Forte> underwear size OSP_Forte> width of his front doorway OSP_Forte> amount of fuel in his car right now dP_NegS__> i know where is store is OSP_Forte> tell me OSP_Forte> i want to report what you just said to the FBI dP_NegS__> dont be bitter twords me forte ------------------------- (Note: I love foreigners) SaintedOwl3> do americans have big burgars OSP_Forte> we have big burgarz SaintedOwl3> yes SaintedOwl3> this is good OSP_Forte> we like to put our burgars into other men SaintedOwl3> and america have pancake house OSP_Forte> yes SaintedOwl3> this is good SaintedOwl3> i come to america soon OSP_Forte> cool SaintedOwl3> eat pancake and burgers SaintedOwl3> my frend SaintedOwl3> are u an american OSP_Forte> yes SaintedOwl3> no americans here OSP_Forte> that's bad SaintedOwl3> no SaintedOwl3> this is good OSP_Forte> lol SaintedOwl3> terrorists do not came here OSP_Forte> are you a terrorist SaintedOwl3> no! OSP_Forte> why not SaintedOwl3> my frend OSP_Forte> yes SaintedOwl3> terrorist is bad OSP_Forte> oh SaintedOwl3> but come to america OSP_Forte> i thought terrorists were the ones that take my furniture for not paying my bills SaintedOwl3> eat pancake house and burger SaintedOwl3> what is bill SaintedOwl3> duck SaintedOwl3> duck bill OSP_Forte> we have monthly charges on pieces of paper you have to pay or they cut things off OSP_Forte> like a bill for having water, or electricity SaintedOwl3> ah yes SaintedOwl3> a debt SaintedOwl3> correct OSP_Forte> how many camels do you currently own? _lHeReTiKl_> lol SaintedOwl3> my frend SaintedOwl3> i stduy english SaintedOwl3> 10 year OSP_Forte> english is good for the prostate SaintedOwl3> yes SaintedOwl3> english is good SaintedOwl3> i come to america OSP_Forte> you want to be my husband? they let two men get married here SaintedOwl3> go to schhol SaintedOwl3> husband SaintedOwl3> yes i become one OSP_Forte> k SaintedOwl3> i have wife SaintedOwl3> my frend OSP_Forte> can i have her? SaintedOwl3> ja ja SaintedOwl3> how much OSP_Forte> nah im kidding, i already have a dog _lHeReTiKl_> rofl SaintedOwl3> we have dogs SaintedOwl3> lot of dogs OSP_Forte> i like to have sex with them SaintedOwl3> my frend SaintedOwl3> this is funny OSP_Forte> yes SaintedOwl3> frend SaintedOwl3> tell me about america SaintedOwl3> i come there soon OSP_Forte> black people have sex with 13 year olds and get away with it alot around here SaintedOwl3> black severen> Those poor innocent black men SaintedOwl3> yes african severen> I can't imagine what motivates those 13 year olds to take advantage of them _lHeReTiKl_> lol ---------------------- (Note: If you can read this and not want to gouge your eyes out, you're a lame stoner like these freaks) (Nar) BeefCaike> Sup jezzy jezz! _JeZzEBeL420_> not shit just chillin _JeZzEBeL420_> how bout u? BeefCaike> koo BeefCaike> you came at the right time BeefCaike> im about to load up a hoot dP_NegS__> I JUST SMOKED SOME CHRON _JeZzEBeL420_> right on dP_NegS__> AND IM ABOUT TO SMOKE MORE BeefCaike> JAJAJAJA BeefCaike> NO WAY! dP_NegS__> SHIT _JeZzEBeL420_> u wanna match? BeefCaike> Shit yeah dP_NegS__> IM FUCKIN COLD _JeZzEBeL420_> i gotta roll one up BeefCaike> aight _JeZzEBeL420_> wont take that long i blended my bag of weed lol BeefCaike> i still gt this philly wrap BeefCaike> i shouyld use it dP_NegS__> LOL dP_NegS__> A WHOLE B dP_NegS__> SWEET _JeZzEBeL420_> 1/2 oz _JeZzEBeL420_> heh dP_NegS__> ILL MATCH YOU BEEF _JeZzEBeL420_> u got a cam negs? BeefCaike> aight dP_NegS__> YEAH ----------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> i dont suggest getting anything that says 420 unless you think eminem is an "artist" BeefCaike> wtf _JeZzEBeL420_> fortay crawl back into ur whole BeefCaike> forte _JeZzEBeL420_> hole BeefCaike> dont get me started on your ass _JeZzEBeL420_> damnit im stoned _JeZzEBeL420_> lol OSP_Forte> you're just mad because with that comment, i insulted your religion severen> Lol severen> Forte owns BeefCaike> good call BeefCaike> sev _JeZzEBeL420_> who's religion BeefCaike> are you serious? BeefCaike> lol severen> Well, I mea, I think eminem has a lot of talent severen> But that was hilarious ----------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> would anyone like to play a game with me in game 2? dP_NegS__> afk OSP_Forte> nope WODZ_TEXT_GOD> fu ----------------------- (Note: Nar) ClunkyNote> eatch out for the blades in the center MoF_Malice__> good advice OSP_Forte> bespin is the best level in the history of the world MoF_Malice__> this guy is a pro WODZ_TEXT_GOD> note=old school 97 ClunkyNote> you have to hit a switch to make them stop OSP_Forte> no OSP_Forte> i use my IR goggles to pass through them ClunkyNote> is that a cheat WODZ_TEXT_GOD> ir google??!! OSP_Forte> no OSP_Forte> im just elite MoF_Malice__> lol WD_LaZi> haha ----------------------- (Note: I really would only have to paste this to anyone to prove that females are total shit. I don't want this in my log, because it's disgusting and I don't find humor in this, but it helps attack the female sex. Because it is such a useful tool is the ONLY reason this is here. Someone in Nar named Wodz was pasting a conversation he had with some girl on an AOL chat back in 1996) (Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:44 AM]: The longest ive done it with a dog is 3 hrs WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:44 AM]: but the dog wore out WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:44 AM]: not that youd care WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:46 AM]: I dont know though, Just to have a guy want to have sex with me..Id feel loved WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:46 AM]: Thats why you lube up WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:46 AM]: When Im really horny, I get everything wet.. WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:47 AM]: covers everything WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:47 AM]: its crazy WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:47 AM]: I get horny all the time WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:48 AM]: my clit is way sensitive WODZ_TEXT_GOD> i asked her how she came WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:48 AM]: I have this crazy yellow white shit WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:48 AM]: its wacko WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:48 AM]: sorta tastes funny WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:48 AM]: anyhow WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: lets not talk about that WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: its like corn starch and water only yellow ish WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: lotsa crap WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: mostly handles WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: and dog dicks WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: lol WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:49 AM]: like I said before WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:50 AM]: Knifes are hard because the shit you grab onto it the sharp end WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:50 AM]: Ive shoved a ruler up there WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:50 AM]: to measure how deep I am WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:51 AM]: guys measure their dicks all the time so why not measure my pussy? WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:51 AM]: Im a freak and I need help WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:51 AM]: But mostly I just masturbate with myself WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:51 AM]: I only do that when Im in a freak mood WODZ_TEXT_GOD> asked her what types of "handles" WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:52 AM]: knifes, fishing poles, broomsticks,icecream scoops, WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:52 AM]: uhh lots of shit WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:53 AM]: best shit Ive found so far is a metal icream scoop handle about 7 inches and 3 inches wide WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:53 AM]: My nickname is Kitten if that helps WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:54 AM]: cause like 2 of my bisexual friends think im a sex kitten lol WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:54 AM]: I should be a masturbation Kitten WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:54 AM]: I know a guy who shoved shit up his ass.. kinda wierd WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:54 AM]: and fucked a dog when she was in head WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:55 AM]: Bathtubes are wonderful, powerful jets are awesome great clit stimulation WODZ_TEXT_GOD> .. WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:56 AM]: these gay dudes said asshole sare tighter and if a guy does another guy he hits a gland and make a more powerful orgasm WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:57 AM]: Ive done a hotdog but it wasnt big enoug WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:57 AM]: and a bananna. WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:57 AM]: and butter lol WODZ_TEXT_GOD> asked if anything in her ass WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:59 AM]: a brush handle WODZ_TEXT_GOD> WhisperingHopes [12:59 AM]: it hurt like shit pulling out WODZ_TEXT_GOD> ok im done with this haha WODZ_TEXT_GOD> what's sad is that i stopped pasting during the middle of the convo WODZ_TEXT_GOD> there is actually more haha --------------------- (Note: Girl stupidity, part 500) (Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> DaddiesLitlDfect: and using normal words instead of trying to make urself look smart... isnt gonna kill ur brain cells WODZ_TEXT_GOD> tmayer39: If entering text is not an issue time becomes a lesser issue. WODZ_TEXT_GOD> tmayer39: What are "normal" words? WODZ_TEXT_GOD> tmayer39: I was under the impression that Oxford had a printed list of "normal" words called the dictionary. Which depicts the entire english language. WODZ_TEXT_GOD> tmayer39: Would not that entire book be considered "normal" in a sense when you are trying to lecture the usage of verbiage? WODZ_TEXT_GOD> DaddiesLitlDfect: oooo my god --------------------- (Note: Nar) WLP_yodjim enters. TuF> ^thats geh text WLP_yodjim exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> read it you cunt GodS_ReJeCTioN> im inbred GodS_ReJeCTioN> iam* --------------------- (Note: I thought she had him muted... Lying girls, go figure) vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: Yes? k6nji_th6_4ction: :D! k6nji_th6_4ction: HI! vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: hehe Hi. k6nji_th6_4ction: DO YOU HAVE MY CAT? vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: Do I know you? vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: Eh... vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: No. k6nji_th6_4ction: YES. I WAS IN HERE WITH MY CAT. k6nji_th6_4ction: AND ONE OF YOU PRICKS HAD CLONED IT...AND NOW I NEED HIM BACK. k6nji_th6_4ction: IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: No.. vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: Get off please k6nji_th6_4ction: Well, still... k6nji_th6_4ction: Give me an AV :D k6nji_th6_4ction: Now! :D k6nji_th6_4ction: >:[ vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: How about No. k6nji_th6_4ction: Why not? ;'/ vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: I muted you vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: I cant hear youi vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: lalala k6nji_th6_4ction: YES YOU CAN! k6nji_th6_4ction: >:[ vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: Get off k6nji_th6_4ction: YOU'RE MUTED! vÏvÍв|®åvê|²;§ð £l¥ [årï]: That's nice. k6nji_th6_4ction: lol... --------------------- (Note: These guys are the definition of "leet") (Nar) nailzisanewbie> i want avril to deep throat my cock nailzisanewbie> slobber on it and shit Matafleur_JCS> i want your dad to deep throat my cock Matafleur_JCS> gag on it and shit nailzisanewbie> thats because youre a faggot Matafleur_JCS> if i close my eyes i wouldnt be gay Matafleur_JCS> only him --------------------- (Note: Females are complex, intelligent beings. Right?) ê\/ëR. ·F.o·r.t·e· .: i think you're ugly, tell me that you dont care what i think plz ¢®ÿš±âl·çlèâ®[šè®]: I don't care what you think. --------------------- (Note: Females = :( ) >^..^< I{itt¥: >^..^<{fºx}G®: alcohol does not make you stupid --------------------- not kenji: UM not kenji: WHO R U? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: fuk u not kenji: NO · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WHERE IS KENJI not kenji: FUK U OKI not kenji: HEZ GONE · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NO --------------------- Shattered Dreams: I have cherry cough drops. NèRèVâRìNé: frequent dick sucking can make a person's throat ache Hí Mý Ñámé Íš Fuzzy\\™: ROFL Shattered Dreams: Yea but it was funny. --------------------- (Note: Nar) WC_NATO_> go count your dungeons and dragons trading cards negs dP_NegS__> they arnt trading cards newbie --------------------- (Note: This is the brother of "smoke", Alco, talking trash about him) (Nar) sm0k3_PhN> smoke is ugly and fat sm0k3_PhN> his bed smells like a fat persons jelly roll WC_NATO_> is is sunk in? WC_NATO_> it* sm0k3_PhN> no WC_NATO_> :( sm0k3_PhN> its just a matress on the floor sm0k3_PhN> LMAO sm0k3_PhN> cause it used to be my and my fiance bed but we broke it fucking sm0k3_PhN> so i jusrt gave him the matress lol dP_NegS__> smoke wears tight pants dP_NegS__> and slippers? sm0k3_PhN> smoke sleeps on the bare matress where i orgasmed like 50 times and her bare ass was on over 200 times sm0k3_PhN> her sweaty vagina juice on his face sm0k3_PhN> ya smoke wears tight pants and slippers dP_NegS__> the bitch you got knocked up | In a Zone Message - sm0k3_PhN: "smoke is like 6'4" and 250 lbs he is a chode who wears tight pants and slippers" MSN - wankstamicassasn@aol.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: but i know he had a nigger girlfriend that gave him a hersheys bar for his birthday lmao wankstamicassasn@aol.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: thats all he does wankstamicassasn@aol.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: smokes weed and sits in his room all day and night --------------------- (Note: I like his name) (Nar) sonofzabish enters. --------------------- (Note: Nar) _o0IPuNI0o_mx> sabers, 7 OSP_Forte> ugly/fat, 7 _o0IPuNI0o_mx> fuck this _o0IPuNI0o_mx exits. --------------------- (Note: Please don't ever say that girls have dignity) (Nar) WC_NATO_> did you swallow your little brother when your dad cummed on your face tora? WC_NATO_> answer my question tora WC_NATO_> did you swallow your unborn brother _NRN_R_Tora__> *stare* _NRN_R_Tora__> *blink* --------------------- (Note: Nar) WC_NATO_> i said me and my dad knocked my little disabled sisters teeth and removed her finger nails so we could rape her without her fighting back _NRN_R_Tora__> ignores WC_NATO_> tora Elan84> NOOOO WC_NATO_> youre fat WC_NATO_> no big deal PR_scaramanga32> lol WC_NATO_> get on jenny craig _NRN_R_Tora__> uh? WC_NATO_> fat ugly bitch WC_NATO_> die WC_NATO_> even god hates you --------------------- (Note: Try to figure out what this guy said) GeneralChatLogger: ney, ism gonns fucj i uo --------------------- (Note: Nar...) oXHAck_MAshERoO> fuck my phone --------------------- (Note: I don't expect anyone to read this. It isn't an example of female mental pestilence, it is not funny, it's not entertaining. I only logged this as an example of typical Nar chat) (Nar) MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. dP_NegS__> i passed out dP_NegS__> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha WAR_Nuker> ha oXHAck_MAshERoO> fag oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. CurvyQue5> ............. GodS_ReJeCTioN> acces site... GodS_ReJeCTioN> account* MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. CurvyQue5 exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck oXHAck_MAshERoO> my _monky_starfox> were i go to add a file again oXHAck_MAshERoO> cock oXHAck_MAshERoO> now oXHAck_MAshERoO> bitch oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. wabash_1> lol GodS_ReJeCTioN> monkey wabash_1> :( _monky_starfox> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> : ? oXHAck_MAshERoO> ? ?;/ oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;/. oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . _monky_starfox> shut up i forget oXHAck_MAshERoO> .? oXHAck_MAshERoO> /? oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / wabash_1> ox GodS_ReJeCTioN> you go to www.multiplayergames.net oXHAck_MAshERoO> /? nsd_sumo enters. wabash_1> you want to wabash_1> suck wabash_1> my MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. wabash_1> glock wabash_1> :P wabash_1> bang. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> hm _monky_starfox> massassi better. GodS_ReJeCTioN> monkey MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> that was fun GodS_ReJeCTioN> you go to www.multiplayergames.net MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. wabash_1> :P GodS_ReJeCTioN> you go to www.multiplayergames.net GodS_ReJeCTioN> its better MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> .. oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol masher oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> .. oXHAck_MAshERoO> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> what are you up to _N0S_mx> ... oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. _N0S_mx> Masher is lagging nar _monky_starfox exits. GodS_ReJeCTioN> N0S MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. GodS_ReJeCTioN> ur gay LSF_Nickz2000> oh dP_NegS__> / MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . GodS_ReJeCTioN> Masher is a fag WD_HooyerD> hold on to your rooms tight oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol _N0S_mx> Rejection _N0S_mx> Your hot MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol hooyerd oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol WAR_Nuker> i remember masher from back in the day GodS_ReJeCTioN> he thinks he can actualy crash the room and flood it MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> * holds tight onto room * MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol GodS_ReJeCTioN> / getyting passed auto gag oXHAck_MAshERoO> hold my hard cock oXHAck_MAshERoO> pls oXHAck_MAshERoO> thanx oXHAck_MAshERoO> now oXHAck_MAshERoO> rub oXHAck_MAshERoO> it oXHAck_MAshERoO> thanx oXHAck_MAshERoO> now oXHAck_MAshERoO> put GodS_ReJeCTioN> see oXHAck_MAshERoO> it GodS_ReJeCTioN> he is gay GodS_ReJeCTioN> die oXHAck_MAshERoO> in oXHAck_MAshERoO> your _N0S_mx> ,,, WD_HooyerD> i still have his old ips from the old days GodS_ReJeCTioN> kthxs GodS_ReJeCTioN> fall in a ditch n die GodS_ReJeCTioN> fucking GodS_ReJeCTioN> jew oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> Me too, I think MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I have a big old list DarkSephiroth_1 enters. _N0S_mx> ,,, oXHAck_MAshERoO> what wwre the ips? DarkSephiroth_1 exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> post MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol WD_HooyerD> im looking in my firewall list brb oXHAck_MAshERoO> ok oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_Apollo exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> thepro@zone oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll oXHAck_MAshERoO> l oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll oXHAck_MAshERoO> l oXHAck_MAshERoO> loool oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol GodS_ReJeCTioN> Nickz GodS_ReJeCTioN> were the hell do i log in WD_HooyerD> oh god i hated that asshole sysop oXHAck_MAshERoO> in oXHAck_MAshERoO> your oXHAck_MAshERoO> ass oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll dP_NegS__> the pro oXHAck_MAshERoO> .........................v oXHAck_MAshERoO> ..... oXHAck_MAshERoO> ..... dP_NegS__> was a FAGGOT oXHAck_MAshERoO> ? WAR_Nuker> stfu oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol dP_NegS__> as bad as john oXHAck_MAshERoO> his oXHAck_MAshERoO> ,y oXHAck_MAshERoO> dad oXHAck_MAshERoO> lamo eX_C_AngEnsis__ exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> :) WD_HooyerD> that asshole prozone was like an abused cop with a badge WD_HooyerD> total mental case dP_NegS__> hes your dad leet_ThAd> arrggggg dP_NegS__> what? leet_ThAd> I'm a bored pirate MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> yeah oXHAck_MAshERoO> yep dP_NegS__> mash oXHAck_MAshERoO> he is dP_NegS__> hahaha leet_ThAd> arrrrrrrr dP_NegS__> holy shit dP_NegS__> that blows dude oXHAck_MAshERoO> that's oXHAck_MAshERoO> why MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol mash after 4 years you still make me laugh WAR_Nuker> has anyone tried downloading off file planet lately? oXHAck_MAshERoO> i dont get band MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> nuker MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> change your newbie font leet_ThAd> pfff WAR_Nuker> no' MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> it was cooler before leet_ThAd> hack masher is retarded dP_NegS__> i used to get baned daily leet_ThAd> k thnx oXHAck_MAshERoO> stfu oXHAck_MAshERoO> l oXHAck_MAshERoO> lo oXHAck_MAshERoO> o oXHAck_MAshERoO> o oXHAck_MAshERoO> lo oXHAck_MAshERoO> lo dP_NegS__> for "the use and promotion of hacking tools" WAR_Nuker> this one was random oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol WAR_Nuker> had to make it bigger oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol wabash_1> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol leet_ThAd> i got banned for a year one time before they had unbanners oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha oXHAck_MAshERoO> fag nsd_sumo> aweewumpbumbaway.... oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha oXHAck_MAshERoO> sucks oXHAck_MAshERoO> for leet_ThAd> for posting someones IP oXHAck_MAshERoO> you oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol dP_NegS__> you could always unban MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> 11.1.1.1,1,,1,1 wabash_1> someone make a name called Usezonehacks oXHAck_MAshERoO> 111.1 oXHAck_MAshERoO> .1...12.12. oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. dP_NegS__> wabash oXHAck_MAshERoO> fuck dP_NegS__> suck cok _N0S_mx> l'lk;lk dP_NegS__> gfg wabash_1> negs oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol wabash_1> suck donkeydick leet_ThAd> i couldnt wabash_1> lol wabash_1> :P nsd_sumo> what anti gagger youguys useanyways? oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ dP_NegS__> dont speak to me in the main, ever again nsd_sumo> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ T0rNOnE enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ dP_NegS__> random. WD_HooyerD> 205.247.209.xxx oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO> d MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> masher is so elite oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\vv oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v leet_ThAd> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> v leet_ThAd> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ WD_HooyerD> 205.247.209.xxx oXHAck_MAshERoO> v leet_ThAd> ... oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . oXHAck_MAshERoO> . leet_ThAd> .. oXHAck_MAshERoO> .HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\.v T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . leet_ThAd> .. T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . leet_ThAd> ... leet_ThAd> ... leet_ThAd> .. leet_ThAd> .... leet_ThAd> ... leet_ThAd> . T0rNOnE> . oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . nsd_sumo> QUICK FLOOD EMOTES!!! nsd_sumo> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. nsd_sumo> :) oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / dP_NegS__> / leet_ThAd> :D dP_NegS__> hax oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. systemisdown27> :D oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\v leet_ThAd> (TA) oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\vHKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\vv oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> v systemisdown27> :D T0rNOnE> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): leet_ThAd> (SO) oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. systemisdown27> :D:D oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ systemisdown27> :D oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ WD_HooyerD> i have it masher oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ T0rNOnE> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): systemisdown27> :D leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. systemisdown27> :D leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . systemisdown27> :-O leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . leet_ThAd> . systemisdown27> (U) MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. systemisdown27> 8-) LSF_Nickz2000 exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\vv oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ systemisdown27> :@ T0rNOnE> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): systemisdown27> +o( oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. systemisdown27> |-) MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): systemisdown27> 8o| systemisdown27> (A) BeerMan_JCS> s oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. systemisdown27> :| MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):): systemisdown27> :| dP_NegS__> beerman systemisdown27> :|^o) MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol systemisdown27> :-* oXHAck_MAshERoO> +696+5+2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 33 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 systemisdown27> :D oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 33 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 33 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 3 systemisdown27> :P T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . systemisdown27> (H) T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . systemisdown27> :P systemisdown27> :-O WD_HooyerD> geez that win 2k is still loading oXHAck_MAshERoO> go2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> is oXHAck_MAshERoO> comeing oXHAck_MAshERoO> she oXHAck_MAshERoO> guys oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / PikaChu_JiE exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> // oXHAck_MAshERoO> / T0rNOnE> ruthless deeds return to harass their architect _N0S_mx> Is the folder in jk directory supposed to be JKPatch or JK Patch? T0rNOnE> ruthless deeds return to harass their architect systemisdown27> *-)8-| T0rNOnE> ruthless deeds return to harass their architect T0rNOnE> ruthless deeds return to harass their architect T0rNOnE> ruthless deeds return to harass their architectruthless deeds return to harass their architect systemisdown27> 8-) systemisdown27> ;) T0rNOnE> oops systemisdown27> 8-) systemisdown27> ^o) systemisdown27> (A) WAR_Nuker> jkpatch oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. _N0S_mx> and then an active foldeR? nsd_sumo> omg hax! nsd_sumo> lol WAR_Nuker> yes T0rNOnE> ............................................................................v............................................................................v............................................................... WD_HooyerD> where is Jezze tonight? severen> She can't get on the zone nsd_sumo> dont know severen> Or log into msn nsd_sumo> WOH severen> She gets on irc though WD_HooyerD> why banned? nsd_sumo> DID HOOYERD JUST TALK nsd_sumo> lol severen> I like jezz, she's not negative all the time MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> ? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> d? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> g MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> ?f MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> ? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> fgasdg T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> g? T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> f severen> And kirby is the only one I've banned severen> Or am likely to have any reason to ban WAR_Nuker> good oXHAck_MAshERoO> wtf oXHAck_MAshERoO> \a oXHAck_MAshERoO> person oXHAck_MAshERoO> with oXHAck_MAshERoO> the WD_HooyerD> i think i have a crush on her oXHAck_MAshERoO> zone leet_ThAd> i ban lots oXHAck_MAshERoO> name severen> Me too oXHAck_MAshERoO> theproatzone leet_ThAd> i hax oXHAck_MAshERoO> just leet_ThAd> too LSF_Nickz2000 enters. T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . WAR_Nuker> mmm pudding WAR_Nuker> POOODING oXHAck_MAshERoO> fuck oXHAck_MAshERoO> my oXHAck_MAshERoO> phone oXHAck_MAshERoO> shot _N0S_mx> i just need to launch _N0S_mx> somone come to 4 systemisdown27> Got Achhol T0rNOnE> ••• zBOTz v1.0 : Loaded - Get your copy @ www.zonehacks.com - © TriZ 2004 ••• WD_HooyerD> i ondt believe this friggin win2k. its been loading on my laptop for 45 minutes now WD_HooyerD> any day now leet_ThAd> owned T0rNOnE> lol my chat just reset leet_ThAd> are you installing it? leet_ThAd> or what WD_HooyerD> yes leet_ThAd> ahhh eX_P_kccwasFA exits. leet_ThAd> win2k is gay anyways WD_HooyerD> total fdisk reformat and new install WAR_Nuker> yes leet_ThAd> shame on you for using it T0rNOnE> win2k dosent work for jk T0rNOnE> you know that, right hooyerd? WD_HooyerD> it most certainly does MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> it does? WAR_Nuker> nt WD_HooyerD> i played it MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> oh MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> hm MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> who would like to see more than 4 players in a game room MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . T0rNOnE> . WAR_Nuker> god bless us...everyone WD_HooyerD> it will be a server only to host games. i wont be playing on it MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> ah MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> that would be cool MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> so why did you leave mof WD_HooyerD> cuz i was stupid i suppose WAR_Nuker> hey its me MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> oh WAR_Nuker> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> um hm MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> hey MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I played you in nar didnt I? WD_HooyerD> i think T0rNOnE> oops WD_HooyerD> am i the only one in WD now? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> yes WD_HooyerD> is it even active? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> leave it now MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> no it is not WD_HooyerD> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> nato left because he is newbie and never in WD in the first palce MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> place* oXHAck_MAshERoO> fuck oXHAck_MAshERoO> thepro oXHAck_MAshERoO> run oXHAck_MAshERoO> thepro oXHAck_MAshERoO> is MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> and I finally got fed up oXHAck_MAshERoO> coming oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> haha oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> and flew over to turkey MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> and killed him MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I so damn fed up with his ass WD_HooyerD> i thin he moved in with his dad and his computer got lost in shipment oXHAck_MAshERoO> het oXHAck_MAshERoO> get oXHAck_MAshERoO> her oXHAck_MAshERoO> ibn oXHAck_MAshERoO> the oXHAck_MAshERoO> 4we;g oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;gw oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;g oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;g oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;w oXHAck_MAshERoO> ;FUCVKL oXHAck_MAshERoO> DFIE oXHAck_MAshERoO> DIE leet_ThAd> sup gays MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol WAR_Nuker> ! LSF_Nickz2000> sup LSF_Nickz2000> lol WAR_Nuker> OMG WD_HooyerD> ok afk finally the damn win2k got loaded. need to set it up. brb T0rNOnE> ??? T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> ? T0rNOnE> ??? T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> ???? T0rNOnE> ?? LSF_Nickz2000> Hooyerd LSF_Nickz2000> game 1 LSF_Nickz2000> noooo T0rNOnE> ??? T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> ? T0rNOnE> ??? T0rNOnE> ?? T0rNOnE> ???? oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. leet_ThAd> sup gays oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\ oXHAck_MAshERoO> SYSOP oXHAck_MAshERoO> DIE WAR_Nuker> k MoF_XxT0rNOnExX exits. T0rNOnE exits. GodS_ReJeCTioN> NICKZ GodS_ReJeCTioN> NICKZ GodS_ReJeCTioN> get on IRC GodS_ReJeCTioN> need to talk to u leet_ThAd> sup gays MoF_XxT0rNOnExX enters. MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> . MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> does invis flooding work anymore MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> hm hm leet_ThAd> sup gays WD_HooyerD> ok im afk for awhile MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> noo MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> dont go afk WAR_Nuker> 1 MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I thought he was married eX_GBC_Ryan1 enters. WAR_Nuker> trust me eX_GBC_Ryan1 exits. leet_ThAd> sluts WAR_Nuker> BURN IT MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I want to try something FTZ_TheHun1 enters. WD_HooyerD> i want to stop off in nashville and take her out on a high quality date. I get the feeling she is use to going out with trash. She needs a change WAR_Nuker> stupid vicodin leet_ThAd> try sucking my cock oXHAck_MAshERoO> ok oXHAck_MAshERoO> okook oXHAck_MAshERoO> k oXHAck_MAshERoO> k oXHAck_MAshERoO> k oXHAck_MAshERoO> ok oXHAck_MAshERoO> oko oXHAck_MAshERoO> ko oXHAck_MAshERoO> o leet_ThAd> ROFLS WAR_Nuker> im already coming down leet_ThAd> hooyerd leet_ThAd> your a internet predator WD_HooyerD> lol leet_ThAd> LOLS!!1 MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a sex afander WD_HooyerD> hey she aint no minor is she? GodS_ReJeCTioN> MoF GodS_ReJeCTioN> T0rN GodS_ReJeCTioN> do me a favor WD_HooyerD> she is 24 leet_ThAd> i don't know GodS_ReJeCTioN> zm me Nickz for me MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> no thanks bitch GodS_ReJeCTioN> he's in game 1 leet_ThAd> really? GodS_ReJeCTioN> meanie leet_ThAd> I'm 19.. wanna fuck? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> yeah WD_HooyerD> im sure she can take care of herself MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> hooyerd WD_HooyerD> ? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> why are you always fixing your toilet on the weekend WD_HooyerD> lol WD_HooyerD> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> and "putting the kids to bed" oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 OSP_Forte> something is wrong in the head with alot of the males in nar oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 oXHAck_MAshERoO> i'm a convicted sex offender level 2 MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> it only takes so long WD_HooyerD> cuz i totally gutted the bathroom. All the studs and everything and rebuilding it MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> then you come back after hours leet_ThAd> i want to sex kirby MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> to play jk leet_ThAd> if i met her leet_ThAd> i'd be like MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> very mysterious leet_ThAd> "sup gays" wabash_1> kirby? MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol leet_ThAd> then cum on her WD_HooyerD> so now the ceiling is up MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> SUP GAYS wabash_1> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> that's cool WD_HooyerD> most of the walls are rebuilt MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> your doing it all yourself hooyerd? WD_HooyerD> then after that i will tile the floor WD_HooyerD> then wall leet_ThAd> hooyerd is a do-it-yourself kinda guy... trust me.. I know ;) MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol WD_HooyerD> and then add the toilet sink and everything MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I remember one other weekend WD_HooyerD> yes' WD_HooyerD> all yself WD_HooyerD> myself MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> "Fixing toilet - be back later" MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> Next weekend WD_HooyerD> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> "Fixing Toilet" oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> A month later WD_HooyerD> lmao leet_ThAd> he likes to play in shit leet_ThAd> so? oXHAck_MAshERoO> so do i MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> "Toilet clogged" oXHAck_MAshERoO> i oXHAck_MAshERoO> cum WAR_Nuker> good fun wabash_1> . wabash_1> . wabash_1> . leet_ThAd> no masher... you EAT shit MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> a week later WD_HooyerD> i have ADD and sometimes i take breaks MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> "I'm stuck" OSP_Forte> you're all fucked UP OSP_Forte> he isnt fixing a toilet MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lolll OSP_Forte> but every week he says he's doing it leet_ThAd> he's plugging jezz WD_HooyerD> a normal person would have been finished in a month or 2 OSP_Forte> see OSP_Forte> he's retarded systemisdown27 exits. leet_ThAd> u tappin' that shit? leet_ThAd> sup gays WD_HooyerD> i quit and looked at a gutted bathroom for a month and was perfectly happy OSP_Forte> if cops caught jezz and ONE OF HER BFs fucking, he'd probably try to book him for child molestation leet_ThAd> i saw her pict0r before leet_ThAd> she looks 12 MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> you take out the ceilling too? OSP_Forte> exactly :l WD_HooyerD> dodged the saw stand in my living room for 4 months and hardly notived it GodS_ReJeCTioN> every1 has GodS_ReJeCTioN> she turned on her cam for me MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> do you have kids hooyerd GodS_ReJeCTioN> hes like 9 WD_HooyerD> no GodS_ReJeCTioN> shes* leet_ThAd> oooo my pornography has finished downloading leet_ThAd> time for the lotion oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. WAR_Nuker> WOOT WD_HooyerD> yeah i totally rebuilt the ceiling frame MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> oh MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I thought you did MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> because one night oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. MoF_Apollo enters. LSF_Nickz2000> Dark LSF_Nickz2000> turn on ZF MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> "gotta fix the toilet now before the kiddies go to bed" MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol I always look at your info WD_HooyerD> oh lol that was when i had my cousins kids over MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> ohh LSF_Nickz2000> DARK MoF_Apollo> i c MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I bet you palyed lan games MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> WD_HooyerD kiss me WD_HooyerD> OK InwardMoth> sup gays WD_HooyerD> SMOOCH TheProAtZown1 enters. WAR_Nuker> NOOOO oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lolll oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol TheProAtZown1> sup fuckers oXHAck_MAshERoO> the fag pro oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol WD_HooyerD> yeah InwardMoth> sup gays oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol LSF_Nickz2000> DARK LSF_Nickz2000> DARK MoF_Apollo> kirby, i love u InwardMoth> sup gays TheProAtZown1> News: Steve Clark gets a prolapsed rectum from being assfucked 2 many times WD_HooyerD> the kids are not into this game too much though InwardMoth> ok yeah oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> oh oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> thepro@zone OSP_Forte> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> l;ol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol OSP_Forte> lol TheProAtZown1> lol OSP_Forte> lol OSP_Forte> lol OSP_Forte> lol TheProAtZown1> lol WAR_Nuker> lol TheProAtZown1> fag InwardMoth> there are way too many newbies MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol TheProAtZown1> fag InwardMoth> talking MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol TheProAtZown1> fag MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> lol TheProAtZown1> fag InwardMoth> right now TheProAtZown1> fag TheProAtZown1> fag TheProAtZown1> fag InwardMoth> and now WD_HooyerD> if i let them win maybe they would like it better InwardMoth> its stopping MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I was playing some newbie at loading terminal oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> With his so called son oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol MoF_Apollo> tornone, u do ff or nf? LSF_Nickz2000> DARK TheProAtZown1> son of a bitch, Steve Clark has gay blowjobs with his dad LSF_Nickz2000> somebodyu MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> who was supposedly "4 years old" GodS_ReJeCTioN> eh LSF_Nickz2000> give me rejections msn oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll oXHAck_MAshERoO> l MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> I proceeded to rape his ass oXHAck_MAshERoO> l oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll oXHAck_MAshERoO> ll oXHAck_MAshERoO> l oXHAck_MAshERoO> loll InwardMoth> ******** GodS_ReJeCTioN> ex_nexus@hotmail.com MoF_XxT0rNOnExX> And I showed him how to respawn InwardMoth> UH HUH OSP_Forte> you molested him or his son? InwardMoth> THIS IS MY TIME oXHAck_MAshERoO> look at this shit InwardMoth> OH TheProAtZown1> 8= = = = D ·· +_z007 enters. InwardMoth> AT TIMES I FEEL LIKE I HAVE LOST MYSELF TheProAtZown1> FUCK YOU PLUS InwardMoth> cuz people try to make u someone else _Alchemical_ enters. WAR_Nuker> ignore oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol InwardMoth> i have to learn to trust my heart so things can change GodS_ReJeCTioN> z007 GodS_ReJeCTioN> anal me TheProAtZown1> 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> i came to a point where i will speak my mind and not feel oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol TheProAtZown1> thats your Ip isn't it Zoo7? InwardMoth> im living in a box to keep the girl i am concealed and InwardMoth> oh GodS_ReJeCTioN> z007 anal me GodS_ReJeCTioN> z007 anal mez007 anal me oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol GodS_ReJeCTioN> z007 anal me GodS_ReJeCTioN> z007 anal me InwardMoth> i finally found the strength so i can leave it all behind TheProAtZown1> fuck you TheProAtZown1> 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> this is my time to shine TheProAtZown1> lol oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 GodS_ReJeCTioN> GG oXHAck_MAshERoO> .206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 GodS_ReJeCTioN> GG InwardMoth> this is my place to find oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 TheProAtZown1> if i get banned oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> 206.172.127.90 WD_HooyerD> ok time to set up laptop im turning in the other dirtection toward the laptop on the coffee table. brb InwardMoth> all that i have inside TheProAtZown1> I'm gonna ask hackmasher to hack it severen> Kirby InwardMoth> i never knew severen> Get in irc for a moment InwardMoth> i never knew no TheProAtZown1> lol InwardMoth> this is my time to show GodS_ReJeCTioN> 206.172.127.90 GodS_ReJeCTioN> 206.172.127.90 GodS_ReJeCTioN> 206.172.127.90 GodS_ReJeCTioN> 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> what i must have always known TheProAtZown1> so stfu gay jew InwardMoth> that nothings impossible InwardMoth> and dreams come true InwardMoth> and dreams come true InwardMoth> oh InwardMoth> everybodys got the strength inside InwardMoth> all it takes is time to realize InwardMoth> that u and only u can be the one to decide oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. InwardMoth> i can i will i know that everything i want i can do oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. _Alchemical_> < just asked out 2 girls simultaneously InwardMoth> believing in myself and every wish i make will come true InwardMoth> and oh InwardMoth> i took a while to get this far but im here now InwardMoth> this is my time to shine WAR_Nuker> look out oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> v InwardMoth> this is my place to find oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> v oXHAck_MAshERoO> vv oXHAck_MAshERoO> v LSF_Nickz2000> DARK LSF_Nickz2000> WTF oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. InwardMoth> all that i have inside oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 TheProAtZown1> SUCK CUNT PENIS FUCK oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> i never knew oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> i never knew no oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 TheProAtZown1> SUCK MY COCK oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 TheProAtZown1> lol InwardMoth> this is my time to show oXHAck_MAshERoO exits. OSP_Forte> no wonder JK is getting removed oXHAck_MAshERoO enters. TheProAtZown1> SUCK IT BITCH oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> what i must have always known oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 oXHAck_MAshERoO> suck ym cock 206.172.127.90 InwardMoth> that nothings impossible InwardMoth> and dreams come true oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol InwardMoth> and dreams come true MoF_Apollo> who is ym? _Alchemical_> All I have to await is their call now :D InwardMoth> overcoming all these things oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol InwardMoth> here i finally found my wings TheProAtZown1> Hairy penis in your jaw spewing hot cum down your chin InwardMoth> now i know im ready to fly InwardMoth> this is my time to shine leet_ThAd> sup gays InwardMoth> this is my place to find oXHAck_MAshERoO> lol InwardMoth> all that i have inside InwardMoth> i never knew oXHAck_MAshERoO> < <<< << < < TheProAtZown1> stfu faggot +z007 InwardMoth> i never knew no oXHAck_MAshERoO> ???? oXHAck_MAshERoO> /. oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / oXHAck_MAshERoO> / --------------------- ~..Shadow..~: can we plz go somewere were forte isnt samantha: hey kite: ah ah ah ah ah ~..Shadow..~: hi smile · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: KITE · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: MAKE A ROOM !@Smile@!: hi shadow kite: ok ~..Shadow..~: yesh plz · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: nigger ~..Shadow..~: bitch · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NO?! · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )NO ~..Shadow..~: jack ass · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NO · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: TRY AGIAN PLZ Torero: hey · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: THNX Dara: hi ~..Shadow..~: go die forte chi: forte you make a good slut · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: U LOSE · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yes. !@Smile@!: ^brb chi: o^.^o · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: *sux all guys off* ~..Shadow..~: goto kites room ~BRIANNA~: samantha · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: BEAT YOU TO IT ~..Shadow..~: kik forte · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ROFFLE kite: hmm ~..Shadow..~: plz kick him kite: he did nothing · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i am not a crook ~..Shadow..~: he wont stop calling me nigger · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i did no such thing kite: well its ok i think ~..Shadow..~: oh ya im looking at the log · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: there is no log kite: hm hm hm · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that is your incompetant female brain playing tricks on you :) ~..Shadow..~: iv got a log dummie kite: naw dont dis femails · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: k · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: any goths in the audience? ~..Shadow..~: no · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: why for ~..Shadow..~: shut up will u forte · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: y FOR ~..Shadow..~: im not a goth · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: shadow doesnt like me :[ ~..Shadow..~: y would i like u Elton John: because im smarter than you ~..Shadow..~: this sucks kite: wut ~..Shadow..~: forte !@Smile@!: not dumb and dumber · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol kite: he did nothing ~..Shadow..~: whats ur iq genis ~..Shadow..~: >.> · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: eight bajilliondee five ~..Shadow..~: NOT kite: cool' · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LOL ------------------- Herbert III: Kenji has black eyes, because he was running for the bus and his man boobs punched him in the face. ------------------- (Note: This is for palace users) Herbert III: Rom used to have a crush on Nessa. ------------------- i_am=Zëkk: my friends friend ripped his nipple off.. i_am=Zëkk: he tried to pierce it while he was high i_am=Zëkk: and ended up goign to the hospital ------------------- (Note: This is something rather rare. Wodz is a master of words, and I here proved him incorrect) <_N0S_mx> shouldnt take too long <_N0S_mx> only 2.7 mb and the def is pronounced "four-tey" i hate doing this over my name <_N0S_mx> correction it's to describe ones specialty <_N0S_mx> four-tay Usage Note: The word forte, coming from French fort, should properly be pronounced with one syllable, like the English word fort. Common usage, however, prefers the two-syllable pronunciation, (fôrt), which has been influenced possibly by the music term forte borrowed from Italian. In a recent survey a strong majority of the Usage Panel, 74 percent, preferred the two-syllable pronunciation. The result is a delicate situation; speakers who are aware of the origin of the word may wish to continue to pronounce it as one syllable but at an increasing risk of puzzling their listeners. how can you correct a phonetic haha common is not proper. <_N0S_mx> yes <_N0S_mx> fort is french for strength were typing about two different words im not <_N0S_mx> wodz - overly dramatic cancer causing swine who whores chat rooms <_N0S_mx> GG <_N0S_mx> j/k lol.. * ChanServ sets mode: +l 18 2 : one's strong point <_N0S_mx> i put my gf's pussy on my cock meet the parents is back on afk -------------------------- (Note: It's just so lame...) (Nar) BeefCaike> ok, now im gonna get baked BeefCaike> and play donkey konga -------------------------- (Note: Nar) UndefinedPoo> i am a strong intelligent african american woman UndefinedPoo> my opinion will be respected UndefinedPoo> bitch __JewChaser_> go write a book then -------------------------- (Note: Nar) dP_HiGhWinD> when i grow up i wanna be a uh dP_HiGhWinD> teradactyl -------------------------- (Note: Nar) _NRN_I_Tiki> what do you have time for? _NRN_I_Tiki> work? _NRN_I_Tiki> loser _NRN_I_Tiki> LOL) -------------------------- (Note: This is "Tiki's" daughter) (Nar) __JewChaser_> your dad touched you? _NRN_R_LilTiki> he was -------------------------- (Note: Nar) __JewChaser_> when my dad gets drunk i put on a wig to make sure he fucks me -------------------------- (Note: Nar) bottleboy_7> what is up with the #@$%&*^ ? OSP_Forte> turn the filter off genius severen> It filters genius out? bottleboy_7> Oh, I See severen> That's so microsoft -------------------------- Hejmak: how many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hejmak: "what's a lightbulb?" -------------------------- (Note: Nar) CoC_Kn0Ckr> im shivvering like a blind faggot in a weiner factory -------------------------- (Note: Nar) Valuing_Goose> john Valuing_Goose> i did my homework Valuing_Goose> already Valuing_Goose> i cleaned out my binders too Valuing_Goose> and recycled them Valuing_Goose> i didnt throw them away Valuing_Goose> in the garbage Valuing_Goose> that u pick up Valuing_Goose> every thursday Valuing_Goose> because i care Valuing_Goose> how about Valuing_Goose> you find your fat lazy garbage bagging ass Valuing_Goose> and find a real job -------------------------- (Note: He did himself, tee hee) (Nar) nsd_sumo> i am hacking you te nsd_sumo> ? nsd_sumo> forte* nsd_sumo> ak! OSP_Forte> are you hacking me? nsd_sumo> oh ya nsd_sumo> its a hoot OSP_Forte> wtf sort of question is that nsd_sumo> i just did my self a sec ago nsd_sumo> :) -------------------------- (Note: Nar) Written_Soup> lol Written_Soup> :-l OSP_Forte> join the club kirby Written_Soup> lmao nsd_sumo> frig whens nick coming on damit!!! nsd_sumo> lol OSP_Forte> he's a cunt if i ever did see one nsd_sumo> i want to brag about getting battle front and possibly leaving jk! OSP_Forte> thank GOD GodS_ReJeCTioN> gg nsd_sumo> downloading msn to see if hes online... nsd_sumo> this is shit nsd_sumo> lol GodS_ReJeCTioN> hes not GodS_ReJeCTioN> jew nsd_sumo> thanks for your loving and carness forte nsd_sumo> :) OSP_Forte> i hope you get arthritis OSP_Forte> you cuntspew nsd_sumo> is that jew thing suppose to insult me? OSP_Forte> huh nsd_sumo> hmm nsd_sumo> if it is your out of luck nsd_sumo> i AM jewish so whywould i be offended? nsd_sumo> ever wonder why im so funny? OSP_Forte> you're not funny OSP_Forte> nobody here likes you nsd_sumo> btw hitler is my god nsd_sumo> :) OSP_Forte> infact jews are never funny OSP_Forte> and you spam triscuits graffiti wall like a cockmangler nsd_sumo exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) SE_DE_Warrior1> nothing wrong with coke unless u use it to much OSP_Forte> idiot OSP_Forte> it's a drug OSP_Forte> there is shit wrong with it SE_DE_Warrior1> lol OSP_Forte> what the fuck is the matter with you? OSP_Forte> in order to get high, a chemical has to kill brain cells SE_DE_Warrior1> drug is just what the goverment calls it so people are against it OSP_Forte> ADUR OSP_Forte> oh shut the fuck up with that government crap OSP_Forte> it's a fucking fact you imbecile SE_DE_Warrior1> yah OSP_Forte> if you're getting high, you are killing brain cells SE_DE_Warrior1> its also a fact SE_DE_Warrior1> it cures cancer and adad SE_DE_Warrior1> er SE_DE_Warrior1> ADD SE_DE_Warrior1> er OSP_Forte> it slows the growth of cancer and causes ADD SE_DE_Warrior1> no OSP_Forte> yes OSP_Forte> get in the BOOKS MAN _N0S_mx> getting high is ok OSP_Forte> or better yet SE_DE_Warrior1> lol OSP_Forte> look it up _N0S_mx> if you dont do it alot OSP_Forte> there is no known cure for cancer SE_DE_Warrior1> i bet there is SE_DE_Warrior1> they just dont SE_DE_Warrior1> wanna put it out OSP_Forte> what more government crap? OSP_Forte> OMG THE GOVERNMENTZ IS OUT 2 GIT ME OSP_Forte> grow up SE_DE_Warrior1> cuz they make more money off sellin drugs to slow it down OSP_Forte> you fucking child SE_DE_Warrior1> then to cure it SE_DE_Warrior1> lol SE_DE_Warrior1> i am grown up OSP_Forte> i swear to god i'd shoot you in the asshole if i saw you OSP_Forte> fucking paranoids SE_DE_Warrior1> lol SE_DE_Warrior1> you prob wouldnt even know how to load a gun OSP_Forte> men fight with blades OSP_Forte> but i do know how to LOAD A GUN OSP_Forte> you cock sucking maggot buster SE_DE_Warrior1> lmao OSP_Forte> my favorite type of pistol is glock SE_DE_Warrior1> i dont like glocks OSP_Forte> i dont care :\ SE_DE_Warrior1 exits. --------------------- (Note: A quicky) (Nar) _N0S_mx> Short temper is the number one sign of drug addiction. OSP_Forte> FUCK YOU _N0S_mx exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) Written_Soup> omg Written_Soup> lol OSP_Forte> home star Written_Soup> only fools with no lives Written_Soup> would read that noIQ crap Written_Soup> wow find some real comedy Written_Soup> fools OSP_Forte> only fools with no lives and a sexual violation issue would text sing in a star wars room Written_Soup> lmfao Written_Soup> no GodS_ReJeCTioN> bgg Written_Soup> im doing this GodS_ReJeCTioN> gg Written_Soup> to raise my typing speed Written_Soup> for computer essentials OSP_Forte> i just owned you like a thousand times OSP_Forte> shut the fuck up Written_Soup> lmao Written_Soup> at least what im doing is productive Written_Soup> and not just plain stupid OSP_Forte> it isnt stupid Written_Soup> im having fun OSP_Forte> it's funny Written_Soup> annoying the crap GodS_ReJeCTioN> .. Written_Soup> out of everyone here systemisdown27> go suck a dick Written_Soup> and raising my typing speed Written_Soup> at the same time OSP_Forte> i get my bandwidth eaten up by people just reading a text log on my site GodS_ReJeCTioN> why dont u play wit urself OSP_Forte> be it geocities, i have 14 mb left GodS_ReJeCTioN> thats always fun OSP_Forte> and it gets eaten up Written_Soup> cant get better than that OSP_Forte> a text doc? OSP_Forte> it must be funny OSP_Forte> but you OSP_Forte> sitting and typing lyrics OSP_Forte> to songs that only people who shop at The Gap listen to Written_Soup> im not trying to be funny OSP_Forte> yeah you're a real winner Written_Soup> like your little document GodS_ReJeCTioN> hahahaha Written_Soup> of stupid text GodS_ReJeCTioN> forte GodS_ReJeCTioN> owns Written_Soup> its not even funny Written_Soup> and it could easily be faked as well OSP_Forte> every fuckin person in here seriously thinks you have mental issues +_z007 enters. Written_Soup> Correction OSP_Forte> neg Written_Soup> every random newbie here OSP_Forte> random? Written_Soup> seriously thinks i have mental issues Written_Soup> yes OSP_Forte> i have been on jk since you were learning how to operate a douche OSP_Forte> which was basically last year Written_Soup> and? OSP_Forte> and you're a nobody OSP_Forte> a random newbie Written_Soup> youre still a random poo eating newbie Written_Soup> i dont care if youve been here since 1990 Written_Soup> you Written_Soup> are Written_Soup> a Written_Soup> random Written_Soup> newbie Written_Soup> eat poo OSP_Forte> "poo eating" is not the display of someone who "owns" Written_Soup> i never found the words to say Written_Soup> ur the one i think about each day Written_Soup> What Written_Soup> what are you talking about Written_Soup> are we even on the same page? -------------------- (Note: Nar) _N0S_mx> Many of a time have I wrapped my chain around Forte's neck and slapped my balls on his face. -------------------- (Note: Nar) AD_Dark_Shadow> ... AD_Dark_Shadow> your dick AD_Dark_Shadow> is as erect AD_Dark_Shadow> as a frozen snickers bar -------------------- (Note: Nar) SwimSleet6> where are you from? OSP_Forte> Mars SwimSleet6> what state? -------------------- (Note: The two following entries are upon request, but when you're an annoying white "rapper" like illusions, I suppose it's only a matter of time before you get raped, one way or another) _N0S_mx> illz _N0S_mx> i own you at sabs _N0S_mx> and ff _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lol _N0S_mx> youre only good at guns _aQs_IlluSioNS_> haha _N0S_mx> and your not even that good at those _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i beta you at sabs darthbru exits. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> kiddo _N0S_mx> no _N0S_mx> you didnt _aQs_IlluSioNS_> yes _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i did _N0S_mx> and you never will _N0S_mx> you lose _aQs_IlluSioNS_> and i dont play sabs _N0S_mx> like everyone else _XxHeReTiKxX_> haha I finally found a pic with me in it _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you dont even now how to play JK _N0S_mx> illz score nos 3 illz 0 _N0S_mx> I BEAT YOU _N0S_mx> nice job beating me _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i did beta you _N0S_mx> no _aQs_IlluSioNS_> and you know it faggot _N0S_mx> you did not _N0S_mx> you never did _aQs_IlluSioNS_> ok _N0S_mx> and you never will _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lol _N0S_mx> for that matter you suck at pretty much everything you do except guns and photoshop _aQs_IlluSioNS_> youre nobody, go learn JK or something LaurenceHK enters. _N0S_mx> Don't you have some Photoshop tutorials to be reading? _N0S_mx> If so go do so kid. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i dont read tutorials _N0S_mx> Your faggotry is a waste of my time. _N0S_mx> Go make a picture. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> for you? like last time? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lmao _aQs_IlluSioNS_> dumbass _N0S_mx> You're the only stupid shitass who works at the tip of a hat like a nigger. _N0S_mx> Illz make me a banner _N0S_mx> Illz - OK _XxHeReTiKxX_> http://xs8.xs.to/pics/04523/49.JPG _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you kept begging me _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i feel sorry for newbies _aQs_IlluSioNS_> who are worthless _N0S_mx> Begging you? _N0S_mx> haha _aQs_IlluSioNS_> at everything _N0S_mx> you said yes right off the bat _N0S_mx> it would have been more refreshing if you would have just said YESSIR _aQs_IlluSioNS_> your memory isnt up to code _N0S_mx> Code? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> come to game 3, ill train you at JK _N0S_mx> Did we learn a new word? _N0S_mx> And use it improperly in a sentence? _N0S_mx> We sure did. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> haha youre a fuckin idiot _aQs_IlluSioNS_> arent you? _N0S_mx> Am I? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> it appears so _XxHeReTiKxX_> http://xs8.xs.to/pics/04523/49.JPG _N0S_mx> Or is the true nigger that tries to sound smart the idiot? _N0S_mx> I think that would be you Illuzions. worms_hk1> i can't join game using windows xp newest lmbabacool1 exits. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you dont make much sense n0s _N0S_mx> Illz, you dropped out of school with a second grade education. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you need to stop pretending to be someone _N0S_mx> This makes sens to you - "COME BOOK BUY ME STORE PLEASE NOW ASSSHIT. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> no it doesnt _N0S_mx> I'm sure it does. _N0S_mx> What's the last book you read without mistakes? _N0S_mx> Curious George? _N0S_mx> Oh no wait, it was the photoshop tutorial for dumbies. _XxHeReTiKxX_> Any comments folks? http://xs8.xs.to/pics/04523/49.JPG _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you arent funny n0s _aQs_IlluSioNS_> sorry hockey4life4 enters. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> and you need to be more original when making a website dP_NiNjAStyLe__ enters. _N0S_mx> Sorry? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> heres a tip then im ignoring you, Quit JK. _N0S_mx> What's with the sudden affection? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> *ignores _N0S_mx> I guess Illuzions isn't as good at chat raping as he thinks he is. All you do is have to piss him off and he'll tell you to quit JK and ignore you. Nice call Illuzions, you're a pretty stupid niggerfuck. ILLuzions must have really been hurt bad because after this display of stupidity he proceeded to block me on MSN. Well WHOOPDEE FUCK!!!! ------------------------- (Note: Nar) _N0S_mx> friends with AZ members? _XxHeReTiKxX_> the newbie _XxHeReTiKxX_> the eah recluse _XxHeReTiKxX_> lolll _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lol AZ _N0S_mx> oh yea _aQs_IlluSioNS_> those newbies _N0S_mx> scorch _N0S_mx> now i remember _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i deleted those faggots site _N0S_mx> illz _N0S_mx> you asked them for their password shitass lmbabacool1 exits. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> no i didnt retard _N0S_mx> and they were dumb enough to give it to you _N0S_mx> you cant hack _N0S_mx> and you never did _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lol youre a newbie _N0S_mx> and never will _aQs_IlluSioNS_> that doesnt know shit _N0S_mx> niggers with an iq of 15 cant hack _N0S_mx> therefore you cant hack _aQs_IlluSioNS_> i didnt say i hacked it kid _aQs_IlluSioNS_> but they didnt give me the pw either _XxHeReTiKxX_> lol I have a funny thing from scorch _N0S_mx> deleting requires hacking _N0S_mx> which you did not do _aQs_IlluSioNS_> no newbie _N0S_mx> you asked for the password _aQs_IlluSioNS_> no? _N0S_mx> HEY I HACKED HTME _N0S_mx> HOW? _aQs_IlluSioNS_> you dont even know what happened kid _N0S_mx> THEY GAVE ME THEIR PASS _N0S_mx> Illz your little niglet bluffs don't impress anyone. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> dont talk about what you dont know about kid _N0S_mx> Everyone knows you're too fucking stupid to hack. pasty_racer enters. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> lol _XxHeReTiKxX_> http://www27.brinkster.com/eahlunatik/funny/scorch_defeat.htm _N0S_mx> So go load a bowl shitass. _aQs_IlluSioNS_> oh? pasty_racer exits. _N0S_mx> haha _XxHeReTiKxX_> lol --------------------- (Note: Nar) +II__NauTica__II> isnt that old.. _N0S_sf> 2 or 3 days isnt old OSP_Forte> girls think everything is so last tuesday OSP_Forte> and he's a lot like a girl _N0S_sf> Nautica resembles a certain someone who has her own domain name. _N0S_sf> :D OSP_Forte> pux isnt a girl _N0S_sf> ... -------------------- >^..^< I{itt¥: >^..^<{fºx}G®: hmmm · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i smell.. slut >^..^< I{itt¥: >^..^<{fºx}G®: u do? >^..^< I{itt¥: >^..^<{fºx}G®: i dont · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: nobody ever smells their own scent :\ -------------------- phyl needs to die lol :forte needs to stfu eat me asshole =P ya same to ya no i don't care that's so gross god u don't bother me yeah i do i like u =) that is why you told me to stfu i bother you naw i tell every ont that.. =P like i bother phyl when i make fun of her for being fat and blonde one... hahaha she is not blonde, lol <|v\ªª®™....> :<_< uh <·> I dont think phyl is fat she is just old and fat (Further Note: Phyl and Mar are sisters, so they know each other in person. Later on, when I got a chance to talk to Phyl, I pasted that conversation to her) -------------------- (Note: Nar) ESA_Corvette2> ... ESA_Corvette2> Jessica Simpson sucks SanTa_PhN> so does your moms head against the concrete SanTa_PhN> you faggot SanTa_PhN> HHHA ESA_Corvette2> ... SanTa_PhN> fivk my in the vagina SanTa_PhN> you ugly shit SanTa_PhN> i kill u SanTa_PhN> no SanTa_PhN> i murder you leet_ThAd> i fist u leet_ThAd> hard SanTa_PhN> fine SanTa_PhN> do it ESA_Corvette2> am i gonna have to kick your a$$? dP_NegS__> spectre linked me to a man fisting another man leet_ThAd> hot SanTa_PhN> no i didnt SanTa_PhN> ive never seen that in my life leet_ThAd> u did leet_ThAd> omfg! OSP_Forte> haha ESA_Corvette2> that's wrong dP_NegS__> he did dP_NegS__> and a man deep throating a man dP_NegS__> it was sick ESA_Corvette2> +o( SanTa_PhN> and you begged for more dP_NegS__> rotfl _NOFpuXnk420_> if you suck dick and you get a boner ur gay _NOFpuXnk420_> but if you dont get wood _NOFpuXnk420_> ur not SanTa_PhN> but my film ran out and my dad was tired _NOFpuXnk420_> if u get wood while ur taking a shit ur gay _NOFpuXnk420_> if u get a boner in wrest;ling class ur gay OSP_Forte> you're only gay if you see the guy suck you off _lHeReTiKl_> sup gays ESA_Corvette2> dude if you suck dick period your gay OSP_Forte> if you dont actually see the guy suck you off OSP_Forte> it might as well be a girl ESA_Corvette2> ... GIRLS DON'T HAVE DICKS! SanTa_PhN> speak for yourself ESA_Corvette2> ok none of my girlfreinds have ever had a dick OSP_Forte> to your knowledge SanTa_PhN> i hate when they cum in my throat ESA_Corvette2> I have fingered all of them OSP_Forte> unecessary information ---------------------- (Note: Nar) JK_Goku_> not drinking until your 18 does IJK_Goku_> if you have never had a drink j4z_Frag> hahaha eX_Laci> i dont drink IJK_Goku_> never been pissed j4z_Frag> what a fool eX_Laci> only sometimes IJK_Goku_> never been to a party eX_Laci> but not mich eX_Laci> only a few hektoliters eX_Laci> :) IJK_Goku_> stayed home on a friday night j4z_Frag> good luck with life goku OSP_Forte> i dont drink OSP_Forte> am i a loser? j4z_Frag> you'll need it IJK_Goku_> playing computer games OSP_Forte> just because i dont intake alcohol? eX_Laci> no you are a winner IJK_Goku_> you have been drunk IJK_Goku_> forte eX_Laci> who drinks much is a looser OSP_Forte> you have a dragon ball character on your name and you're in a gaming clan OSP_Forte> you're a fucking dork OSP_Forte> shut up eX_Laci> drunks are loosers IJK_Goku_> you make computer games IJK_Goku_> stfu IJK_Goku_> loser OSP_Forte> so? eX_Laci> lol IJK_Goku_> go do something productive OSP_Forte> one day you're going to be working for me OSP_Forte> UH _N0S_sf> ICJK GOKU _N0S_sf> KAMAHAHA IJK_Goku_> something that has a meaning OSP_Forte> you just said i make comp games eX_Laci> evrione is a looser OSP_Forte> how isnt that productive? OSP_Forte> i can make a fortune off game development eX_Laci> world is a looser IJK_Goku_> there is no point to it eX_Laci> bush is a looser _N0S_sf> Who are we raping? IJK_Goku_> have you? eX_Laci> kerry is a looser OSP_Forte> how is there no point OSP_Forte> because i dont get piss drunk? _N0S_sf> haha IJK_Goku_> no _N0S_sf> rofl IJK_Goku_> idiot eX_Laci> WE ARE ALL LOOSERS!!!!!! OSP_Forte> dude IJK_Goku_> i said if you havent been drunk once _N0S_sf> IJK GOKUE QUA+OTE OSP_Forte> you just said i do something productive j4z_Frag> forte..you are conversing with a sub-intelligent being j4z_Frag> stop it OSP_Forte> then said i need to go do something productive.. eX_Laci> WE ARE THE LOOSERS TAM TAM TA TAM TAM! OSP_Forte> and your base argument is OSP_Forte> "people that dont drink are losers" IJK_Goku_> wrong _N0S_sf> ... OSP_Forte> no that is what the fuck you said IJK_Goku_> people who havent drunk eX_Laci> WE ARE THE CHAMPION WE ARE THE LOOSERS IJK_Goku_> read OSP_Forte> ill copy and paste OSP_Forte> havent drunk? OSP_Forte> what the fuck kind of english is that IJK_Goku_> have not drunk OSP_Forte> yeah i want to get drunk all the time and be as smart as you're not _N0S_sf> People who dry hump their dragon ball Z cards are TEH COOLEST OSP_Forte> it's DRANK YOU IDIOT OSP_Forte> DRANK j4z_Frag> haha IJK_Goku_> do you think i give a shit IJK_Goku_> about english Darth_Gnarl_> drink drank drunk IJK_Goku_> in a chat room OSP_Forte> you ought to IJK_Goku_> ? OSP_Forte> since it's your fuckin language _N0S_sf> Obviously you don't. OSP_Forte> you ignorant bastard j4z_Frag> goku..you are being owned IJK_Goku_> stfu IJK_Goku_> idiot j4z_Frag> shut up OSP_Forte> no OSP_Forte> you are an IDIOT IJK_Goku_> its like 5 on 1 dP_NegS__> lmao IJK_Goku_> and you cant even touch me dP_NegS__> idiot! _N0S_sf> Idiots like you would take an hour to type a message if you tried talking coherently. IJK_Goku_> lata losers OSP_Forte> bye nigger dP_NegS__> haha dP_NegS__> made him leave IJK_Goku_ exits. j4z_Frag> hahaha j4z_Frag> owned ---------------------- (Note: She got herself) (Nar) Liable_Kitty> if its over let it go and Liable_Kitty> come tommorow it will seem Liable_Kitty> so yesterday so yesterday Liable_Kitty> im just a bird thats already flown away Liable_Kitty> omfg Liable_Kitty> got way too fast there Liable_Kitty> lol gay OSP_Forte> die OSP_Forte> im going to get d/c in half an hour OSP_Forte> somebody camp 1 Liable_Kitty> lol OSP_Forte> how is that funny OSP_Forte> you ugly fucker OSP_Forte> you were typing lyrics when i went to sleep last night Liable_Kitty> its hilarious OSP_Forte> i wake up to see that crap Liable_Kitty> is that my fault Liable_Kitty> that you wake up to crap in your face Liable_Kitty> every morning? ------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> i bet you were in a car accident or something OSP_Forte> fucked you up j4z_Frag> who? OSP_Forte> kirby Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS j4z_Frag> obviously OSP_Forte> negs said she wasnt always retarded OSP_Forte> so she's clearly been traumatized j4z_Frag> kirby was dropped on it's head j4z_Frag> he/she/it Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS Liable_Kitty> i want to have like mutant powers or something Liable_Kitty> that would be cool j4z_Frag> well maybe she was sold into slavery j4z_Frag> at some point Liable_Kitty> like autistic people j4z_Frag> sex slave Liable_Kitty> lol Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS j4z_Frag> now she is just a hollow shell Liable_Kitty> www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=jigglypuff_244 PLEASE SIGN UP SO I CAN WIN PRIZES; I NEED 4 MORE SIGNUPS j4z_Frag> all fucked out OSP_Forte> nobody with a mind of their own would play neo pets Liable_Kitty> automatic Liable_Kitty> supersonic Liable_Kitty> hypnotic Liable_Kitty> funky fresh j4z_Frag> wtf is neo-pets j4z_Frag> i wanna go squirrel hunting Liable_Kitty> forte are u saying Liable_Kitty> 7 million people dont have a mind of their own OSP_Forte> yes Liable_Kitty> no 70 million Liable_Kitty> it says on the homepage OSP_Forte> same thing Liable_Kitty> 70 million users OSP_Forte> almost all of human kind is controlled by daily protocol Liable_Kitty> like how you are controlled by my poo? Liable_Kitty> rock it dont stop it Liable_Kitty> everybody get on the floor Liable_Kitty> crank the party up Liable_Kitty> we about to get it on OSP_Forte> protocol OSP_Forte> calling people poo eaters OSP_Forte> talking about neo pets OSP_Forte> spamming lyrics to spastic girly songs OSP_Forte> and in that order Liable_Kitty> how many people do you know talk about pooing in peoples mouths more than i do OSP_Forte> a vast majority of 5 year olds Liable_Kitty> u dont make sense son Liable_Kitty> no Liable_Kitty> 5 year olds say poohead j4z_Frag> is kitty typing text? Liable_Kitty> doodoohead j4z_Frag> i cant see it OSP_Forte> yes she is Liable_Kitty> jelly brain Liable_Kitty> things like that j4z_Frag> i am currently owning her text Liable_Kitty> how many 5 year olds say Liable_Kitty> OMG EAT MY POO Liable_Kitty> GG OSP_Forte> you? Liable_Kitty> lol OSP_Forte> 1 Liable_Kitty> right im 5 OSP_Forte> with over six billion other people on this planet Liable_Kitty> anyone else OSP_Forte> dont go around thinking you're unique OSP_Forte> it's absurd Liable_Kitty> most 5 year olds dont even know about poo eating OSP_Forte> yeah they do Liable_Kitty> no they dont OSP_Forte> children have been known to be fascinated by feces Liable_Kitty> maybe where you grew up OSP_Forte> and whatever else comes out of their asses Liable_Kitty> but its not normal OSP_Forte> also, car accident survivors always have some sort of scar OSP_Forte> mental scar OSP_Forte> like you Liable_Kitty> they would only know what comes out of their ass OSP_Forte> imbalanced OSP_Forte> random OSP_Forte> ignorant Liable_Kitty> after they learn to be potty trained OSP_Forte> what are you now? OSP_Forte> are you still alive OSP_Forte> somewhere inside OSP_Forte> or will you be trapped for the next 70 years OSP_Forte> what kind of medications are you on right now OSP_Forte> are they daily, or hourly Liable_Kitty> wow youre stupid j4z_Frag> haha j4z_Frag> kirby you fucking idiot j4z_Frag> shut up Liable_Kitty> keep on dreaming j4z_Frag> you are so damn stupid Liable_Kitty> lol frag cant even face my text j4z_Frag> please stay in school Liable_Kitty> sad old man Liable_Kitty> i will Liable_Kitty> i wont make the same mistake you did 4z_Frag> maybe you could take some sex ed classes Liable_Kitty> rofl j4z_Frag> it my help j4z_Frag> you need to get laid so bad Liable_Kitty> rofl j4z_Frag> it would relieve the tension Liable_Kitty> typical response Liable_Kitty> most people here j4z_Frag> you are just a sad little he/she Liable_Kitty> are so stupid j4z_Frag> do some research Liable_Kitty> OMG U NEED TO GET LAID BC UR DUMB j4z_Frag> maybe you can find a mate OSP_Forte> what makes you smart, kirby? Liable_Kitty> wow j4z_Frag> they say there is someone for everyone Liable_Kitty> now i know why im leaving this place j4z_Frag> you might find an internet mate OSP_Forte> because you cant handle multitasking neo pets, pokenet battle and nar at the same time? Liable_Kitty> because its like a place where a bunch of cocky gayboys gather LDS_Nivek> hey i ant gay j4z_Frag> then gtfo j4z_Frag> please j4z_Frag> leave Liable_Kitty> I'm not doing neopets or netbattle right now ----------------------- (Note: Nar) 4z_Frag> i was raised by camels OSP_Forte> www.geocities.com/fortes_ss2/noIQ.txt OSP_Forte> oopdaytid j4z_Frag> gaga j4z_Frag> oopdaytid Liable_Kitty> oh there u are frag +JohnChaser enters. Liable_Kitty> where did u go j4z_Frag> shhhh +JohnChaser> Timestamp: 12:16:18 PM PST - December 28, 2004 j4z_Frag> i have a life sweety j4z_Frag> sorry Liable_Kitty> was your frail backbone giving you trouble Liable_Kitty> oh!!!!!! Liable_Kitty> the price is right is on isnt it? +JohnChaser> Kirby, you're in need of friends. Liable_Kitty> damn how could i forget +JohnChaser> kthx Liable_Kitty> wow ok thats a personal attack ---------------------- (Note: There is just something funny about watching someone argue with another person I have on ignore) (Nar) j4z_Frag> you did that once feroz and it failed j4z_Frag> you learn real slow dont you? j4z_Frag> you are obviously the one that is gay j4z_Frag> if you admit it you will feel better j4z_Frag> and we will all know the truth j4z_Frag> come out j4z_Frag> good son j4z_Frag> and rejoice in your choice j4z_Frag> to be who you truly are j4z_Frag> a woman... j4z_Frag> kthnxbyeggpwnedtodeath j4z_Frag> yes p _LeeX_Solo_> U j4z_Frag> lee j4z_Frag> dont even try right now j4z_Frag> it would be a waste of time j4z_Frag> on your part j4z_Frag> i assure you OSP_Forte> dick + big = good j4z_Frag> forte j4z_Frag> if it is your own yes j4z_Frag> if it belongs to another man j4z_Frag> no j4z_Frag> it hurts j4z_Frag> gg j4z_Frag> thats why i love you j4z_Frag> your dick is small j4z_Frag> it dont hurt OSP_Forte> :l j4z_Frag> e a large pot of chicken soup j4z_Frag> wtf j4z_Frag> feroz j4z_Frag> we dont care j4z_Frag> you dont get to ask ?'s j4z_Frag> here j4z_Frag> you are a nuiscance j4z_Frag> get lost j4z_Frag> yes you are j4z_Frag> shhhhhhh j4z_Frag> do not say myt name j4z_Frag> my* j4z_Frag> i do not j4z_Frag> i live in San Diego j4z_Frag> good luck j4z_Frag> no shit j4z_Frag> I LIVE HERE OSP_Forte> that's funny shit j4z_Frag> yes i know OSP_Forte> all i see is frag talking j4z_Frag> haha j4z_Frag> lijke when all i seen was you typing j4z_Frag> not kirby j4z_Frag> i had to unignore j4z_Frag> to make sense j4z_Frag> feroz j4z_Frag> as i said j4z_Frag> do not type to me j4z_Frag> i will not respond the way you want j4z_Frag> feroz j4z_Frag> you are 12] j4z_Frag> stfu j4z_Frag> loser] j4z_Frag> nobody here believes a word you say j4z_Frag> hahaha j4z_Frag> my sister owns you OSP_Forte> i had to log this chat with you and feroz OSP_Forte> except it's just you j4z_Frag> feroz you are so highschool OSP_Forte> i had feroz ignored j4z_Frag> you are lame dude j4z_Frag> grow up j4z_Frag> i would kill your puny little bro j4z_Frag> you are a pathetic loser j4z_Frag> stfu OSP_Forte> i swallowed his little bro j4z_Frag> right now! j4z_Frag> annoying little punk j4z_Frag> i swear j4z_Frag> if you were my neighbor j4z_Frag> i would poison your lawn ---------------------- (Note: I like his name, too) (Nar) irockyourmom enters. irockyourmom exits. ---------------------- (Note: These are both guys...) Hejmak: going down on a guy = bliss · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ...> : ^.^ why dont i know you in real life. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: hahha Hejmak: where do you live? =) : connecticut. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: omfg.. : come over. : now. ---------------------- (Note: Demolition Lovers (a girl) calls this guy Gatka a loser directly after he leaves. A female talking trash behind someone's back? Who knew? I later pasted this entry for him to see) Gatka: I'mma jet now Gatka: ez [.Demolition___x Lovers.]: bye? ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): ;O [.Demolition___x Lovers.]: Such a loser [.Demolition___x Lovers.]: some reason [.Demolition___x Lovers.]: I block him ---------------------- badazz: HOW U DO DAT U WIZXARD AND DONT HAVE THE LAWS TO DO DIS badazz: FUCK YOU badazz: GET DA FUCK OUT No Fatties!: U GET DA FUCK OWT No Fatties!: U WANNABE ßë†h \\/hørê ßø><(J4|<ë'š): my room is still alive! No Fatties!: IM BLOOD No Fatties!: I WILL SHOOT UR AZZ No Fatties!: WITH MY M82A1 .jess the emo elf.: :? No Fatties!: .50 ANTI-MATERIAL SNIPER RIFLE Hejmak <3's Jess: i'm fat :( No Fatties!: EFFECTIVE FROM A RANGE OF 1,000 M Not Forte: i dont get why people think smoking pot is cool .jess the emo elf.: :o.o badazz%444c: fuck you its cool 4 mah brain Not Forte: apparently not Not Forte: it kills brain cells you infadel Not Forte: you're a jack ass Hejmak <3's Jess: it's about as cool as the crucible of the sun's fiery center. Not Forte: i bet you've accidentally touched a male's private area and played it off badazz%444c: YOU SUCKS I PREFER HAVE FUN WITH DIS COMAPARTIVELY TO NOT SMOKE OKAY FUCKING PUNK badazz%444c: FUCKIN MONKEY FUCK FACED ASS WHIP Not Forte: SPEAK ENGLISH BEFORE I HAX JOOR COMPOOTER badazz%444c: PUNK MOTHAFUCKA badazz%444c: YOU SMELL LIKE A DEAD MAN Not Forte: DUDE FUK U badazz%444c: ILL SMOKE YA ASS badazz%444c: ILL RAPE IT Not Forte: PROMISE? badazz%444c: YOU SUCK TOO MUCH badazz%444c: I NIK YOUR MOM badazz%444c: U FAKE ASS Not Forte: god damn wiggers are funny .jess the emo elf.: :O.o [·ßlïnз]: that's a wigger? badazz%444c: YOU FUCK FACED Not Forte: yes badazz%444c: I'LL STABB YOUE BONES AND U HAVE DA ANUS SLACKED [·ßlïnз]: Dude, go jump off a bridge. badazz%444c: FUCK FACED NCCA [·ßlïnз]: ncca? [·ßlïnз]: wtf is fuck faced? [·ßlïnз]: that's a past tense verb. [·ßlïnз]: try again? badazz%444c: YOU'RE ONLY A NCCA AND ILL KIK YOU IN DA WALL Not Forte: plz do not kick me in my wall [·ßlïnз]: you're only retarded. [·ßlïnз]: what the fuck [·ßlïnз]: I pray to God for your sake, that isn't you in your picture. badazz%444c: PUNK ASS ROCKER YOU CANNOT RHYME AND RAP -------------------- (Note: A soft boot is where the sysop has kicked a user out of the Nar Shaddaa lobby, but the user is not banned. He can just come back into the room. This guy assumed he was getting banned, so he kept changing names and using a program to lift bans) (Nar) _An0dyNe> eat shit _An0dyNe> die _An0dyNe exits. r0t_k1d enters. r0t_k1d> eat shit r0t_k1d> die r0t_k1d> fucker r0t_k1d exits. VaNQu1sH_VDS_ enters. VaNQu1sH_VDS_> PENIS VaNQu1sH_VDS_> DICK VaNQu1sH_VDS_> COCK VaNQu1sH_VDS_ exits. _not_forte_> lol +II__NauTica__II> wow how pathetic.. _N0S_Omega_ enters. _N0S_Omega_ exits. _not_forte_> i think pathetic would be you staring at the chat waiting on him to come in +II__NauTica__II> no biggy for me Medium_Eight> are you used to staring at gay objects? _not_forte_> . Medium_Eight> just curious CoTE_GrimReaper enters. CoTE_GrimReaper> FUCK YOU NAUT GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE GG BIATCH -AFK Phk 1 Gaysops 0 CoTE_GrimReaper> GG CoTE_GrimReaper exits. +II__NauTica__II> actually what he doesnt relize is hes only being soft booted.. but he goes and changes name anyways... +II__NauTica__II> lol +II__NauTica__II> to funny -------------------- (Note: Nar) melex3 enters. melex3> hi _not_forte_> hi _not_forte_> are you gay? melex3> no _not_forte_> why not melex3> i'm a brazilian man melex3> hehe _not_forte_> oh, im sorry melex3> and i not understand melex3> ok melex3 exits. -------------------- Disease; [Factory.]: The paid version for that program is very worthwhile. Disease; [Factory.]: It comes with a port scanner. Not Forte: everything is free if u gotz the rite connekshun ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :There is one?!? Jen is an ENIGMA.: YEAH. Disease; [Factory.]: I didn't pay for it, idiot. ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :WHERE. Disease; [Factory.]: I just got the paid version. Not Forte: WHEN DA FUK DID I SAY U DID ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Oooo. ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Lmao. Everynight Things: You lie. That down there is a bot. Not Forte: i smell cunt Disease; [Factory.]: Shut up you worthless sack of rancid meat.. Not Forte: no it isnt you simpleton Everynight Things: And we all know you have bots. Not Forte: it's phalanx Everynight Things: close enough. Not Forte: NO?! Not Forte: get your fish stankin ass away from me Disease; [Factory.]: Phalanx is a lag machine. Everynight Things: Okay ass munch. ------------------- «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: nothin like harvest moon to releave ur stress 0_- Jen is an ENIGMA.: Relieve* Not Forte: getting beat the fuck up is a good way of doing that «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: >.> i suck at spellin Jen is an ENIGMA.: Apparently. Not Forte: you suck at life Not Forte: that is why you're playing a farm simulator «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: yup.. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: huh ^ Not Forte: shut da fuk up Not Forte: u aint for real «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ??did i ask u °·:o it's lambi·°: holy crap...pms Not Forte: YES «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: when Not Forte: U FUKIN WISPER ME WHAT THE FUCK «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: sure i did disturbed: i have an avi for pmsing people disturbed: hold on disturbed: let me find it «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: and im not ganna start a fight w/ u if thats what u want Not Forte: HUH °·:o it's lambi·°: it is what he wants Not Forte: I STARTED DIS SHIT Not Forte: YA FOKIN GIRL disturbed: here it is «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: i dunno i dun care °·:o it's lambi·°: LOL «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: i saw thaT b4 disturbed: hehe disturbed: oh «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: stupid cap lock «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: and that >.< Jen is an ENIGMA.: That's sad. Not Forte: ? disturbed: i know Not Forte: *«-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»* I want your god damn opinion Not Forte: see, you be cursin at me too B, why u so cruel «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: lets see «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: copy past...add two stars Jen is an ENIGMA.: ROFL «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: and type what ever u want Not Forte: i did not do that «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ..sure Not Forte: dont accuse me of accusations i did not perform «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: and dont acusees me of things i did not say Not Forte: but u did say it Jen is an ENIGMA.: Not AVI. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: and u did do what i said ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Acusees. Not Forte: WHAT Not Forte: SPELL TYPE WORD STUFF OKAY «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: see Not Forte: I CANNOT FOKIN UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING U SAYZ «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ok u did cop past add 2 stars and type what ever u wanted «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: copy* Jen is an ENIGMA.: Cop. Not Forte: when ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Past «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: >.> that was a typo Not Forte: how am i spozed to do that shit when im typing one handed Jen is an ENIGMA.: A cop passed two stars. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ok then ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Rofl. Jen is an ENIGMA.: And typed whatever he wanted. Not Forte: no dont ok then me bitch Not Forte: you aint mah wife, dont sass me like dat Not Forte: ill cut u like a bitch «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: sas you •š‡åg•¬º: *slaps you* Not Forte: FUK DIS SHIT «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: .....wow Not Forte: YALL ARE UP IN MY GRILL Not Forte: WE BEEF DIF IN MY ZONE disturbed: you meen like a p.i.m.p? Not Forte: COME ROUND MY HOOD N ILL BUSS A CAP IN YO WITE ASZ disturbed: lol Not Forte: )pop «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: so...how r u guys v •š‡åg•¬º: nigga please Jen is an ENIGMA.: Haha. °·:o it's lambi·°: pretty good....you? «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: same Jen is an ENIGMA.: She's crying. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ?? «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: im too confussed Not Forte: yeah bitches get like that Jen is an ENIGMA.: Confussed Jen is an ENIGMA.: He confussed you. ------------------- «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: u guys know bert mcCrackin disturbed: no Not Forte: i do «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: 0_o Not Forte: he'z that nigga that sells kids lines of coke round hurr disturbed: oh «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ....well theres also a bert mccrackin in the used... Not Forte: car lot? «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: though it does suite the name of a drug dealer... disturbed: yeah Not Forte: what does «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: the name bert mcCrackin Not Forte: what name «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: ..Bert McCrackin Not Forte: is that your name? «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: no Not Forte: why not ’·¸ßròkêñ•Tõýš¸·´: :Omg, he's fucking with you. Shut up. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: because im not cool enough to have it Not Forte: i bet if you had a penis instead of a cunt, you would be Jen is an ENIGMA.: Cunt looove. «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: be? bert mccrackin? Not Forte: yeah «-CrëÅm¥_Pëåñut_ButtÉr-C-C»: sure.... ----------------------- (Note: I was aliasing under a Sysop's name while harassing this annoying wigger bitch) (Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> someone come roll a joint for me _JeZzEBeL420_> :D II__NauTica__ll> roll it yourself you fat fuck _JeZzEBeL420_> why do u insist on fucking with me all the time _JeZzEBeL420_> then whine when i bitch at u II__NauTica__ll> i dont whine when y ou bitch at me II__NauTica__ll> i log it and post it on my site where people you think are your friends laugh at and make jokes about you when you're not around II__NauTica__ll> beefcaike, pux, smokedawg _JeZzEBeL420_> oh no im gonna cry now II__NauTica__ll> you know how it goes _JeZzEBeL420_> i dont have friends who get on the internet _JeZzEBeL420_> u fail to understand that II__NauTica__ll> yeah you do _JeZzEBeL420_> i have people i bullshit with _JeZzEBeL420_> they are not my friends II__NauTica__ll> you "hit it up" on the webcameras with pot because you think it's cool II__NauTica__ll> you piece of shit :\ _JeZzEBeL420_> no not because its cool because its something to do II__NauTica__ll> yeah right _JeZzEBeL420_> ive past the point of proving my coolness along time ago II__NauTica__ll> you think it's cool, that's why you put pot leaves on shit, you have 420 in your name _JeZzEBeL420_> like i said .. grow up _JeZzEBeL420_> a long II__NauTica__ll> see right there what you said was lame II__NauTica__ll> proving your coolness II__NauTica__ll> you're so fucking gay II__NauTica__ll> rotfl _JeZzEBeL420_> do u feel the need to prove yourself on the internet _JeZzEBeL420_> ? _JeZzEBeL420_> what does it get u II__NauTica__ll> i thought we went through this already... _JeZzEBeL420_> seriously though what does it get u II__NauTica__ll> I AM GETTING YOU ANNOYED SO YOU WILL RESPOND DEFENSIVELY II__NauTica__ll> everyone can see it coming II__NauTica__ll> you get all pissy and respond like that _JeZzEBeL420_> u obviously get off on it .. thats a given ... but II__NauTica__ll> i mean, you're simple like a rock _JeZzEBeL420_> what is ur deal II__NauTica__ll> throw it up, it comes down II__NauTica__ll> you just answered your own question II__NauTica__ll> i get off on it II__NauTica__ll> keep telling yourself it isnt you, it's the drugs II__NauTica__ll> i just puked in my mouth, and that is more important than you. im going to bed now, have a good night :) _JeZzEBeL420_> u say whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine too now u got more than u can stand but all the money in the whole wide world is not gonna help u in the end .. _JeZzEBeL420_> dont take that attitude to ur grave* (Further Note: Notice here how she starts typing lyrics. She did this because she could not take it anymore and wanted to stray away from the fight. And, I saw this coming because women don't have personalities and are radically predictable :[ ) --------------------- (Note: Nar) dP_5m0k3Dawg> naut lkes my big cock dP_Apox_> and i know your not in dp dP_Apox_> so fuck you dP_5m0k3Dawg> ya i am II__NauTica__ll> i luv da cox II__NauTica__ll> LOL II__NauTica__ll> suky suky NO DOLLAH dP_Apox_> i know you do dP_Apox_> omg i'm so drunkj II__NauTica__ll> no u rnt II__NauTica__ll> ur just that fokin stupid dP_Apox_> well stfu dP_5m0k3Dawg> lol dP_Apox_> your fking full of fucking shit dP_Apox_> so fuck you ---------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> why the hell are u guys talkin about me _N0S_sf> Tell me. _not_forte_> nos was talking about you _N0S_sf> Do they have good chronic in hell? _not_forte_> i felt the need to jump in _N0S_sf> Jezzebel. _N0S_sf> I couldn't keep from talking about your disdainful disorders. _N0S_sf> Then forte joined me. _N0S_sf> If you share your malfunctions orally then we have a right to talk about it. _N0S_sf> So go back to burnin one up or w/e the fuck you are smoking or listening to. _JeZzEBeL420_> its sad that u guys have nothing in ur lives worth while to talk about ---------------------- (Note: Nar) _N0S_sf> I bet if you sit on jezz that marijuana would flow out of her anus. ---------------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag> do you know why there are 3 d's in roddd j4z_Frag> it's an extra long rod ---------------------- (Note: Nar) _NOFpuXnk420_> to be a true punk u cant have a job _NOFpuXnk420_> thats going with the system _NOFpuXnk420_> to be a real punk means real pain _NOFpuXnk420_> im only half ---------------------- (Note: Jesus Christ, drug addicts are so fucking stupid that they burn themselves and don't even know it) (Nar) (Side Note: Remember, this entry was created on December, 2004) _not_forte_> the fuck am i lagging for _NOFpuXnk420_> nos and forte you newbie losers.. go download NOFX - Drugs are good _not_forte_> nofx sucks and you're a fuckin broke down nigger _not_forte_> stop talking to us _not_forte_> we're superior _NOFpuXnk420_> forte _NOFpuXnk420_> wtf are you even doing here _NOFpuXnk420_> u dont play this game _not_forte_> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE/ _not_forte_> TALKING TO JENNY _NOFpuXnk420_> i pla yjedi knight _not_forte_> A FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT _NOFpuXnk420_> yeah ive been chatting ehre with her for years _not_forte_> no, you lose at jedi knight _NOFpuXnk420_> and you came liek _NOFpuXnk420_> last month _NOFpuXnk420_> and think you own the place _NOFpuXnk420_> im the best _NOFpuXnk420_> and yoiu can ask the best _NOFpuXnk420_> no one will argue _not_forte_> we were arguing on new years so how the fuck did i get here last month _NOFpuXnk420_> ok so ur a 2 month newb _NOFpuXnk420_> big diff ------------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag> dude...i use to have horses j4z_Frag> and i had one colic on me j4z_Frag> had to call the vet j4z_Frag> she came out j4z_Frag> and say's yup j4z_Frag> colic _not_forte_> colic? j4z_Frag> so she goes to her truck j4z_Frag> and gets some stuff j4z_Frag> then she puts on a rubber glove j4z_Frag> that came up to her shoulder j4z_Frag> i was like omfg j4z_Frag> yes horses get a thing called colic j4z_Frag> it is a twisting of the guts j4z_Frag> do to eating to much dirt j4z_Frag> anyway j4z_Frag> she sticks her whole arm j4z_Frag> up this horses ass j4z_Frag> and pulls out a handfull j4z_Frag> of rocks j4z_Frag> and sand _not_forte_> ... j4z_Frag> i wanted her j4z_Frag> then and there _not_forte_> you fuckin need something better to think about --------------------- (Note: You guys know you wish you had vaginas, too) (Nar) Liable_Kitty> rofl Liable_Kitty> is it just me Liable_Kitty> or is the jealousy level strong in nar today _N0S_sf> *ignored/owned _N0S_sf> gg _not_forte_> i actually am jealous of one thing kirby possesses _not_forte_> and that is a vagina _not_forte_> aside from that _not_forte_> we all hate you _N0S_sf> lmao Liable_Kitty> who is we all Liable_Kitty> are you talking about everyone present in nar _not_forte_> everyone in here but negs is "we all" Liable_Kitty> or everyone who is a stupid country hick in nar? _N0S_sf> so everyone but two _N0S_sf> lmao Liable_Kitty> or are those the same things? _not_forte_> and for some reason i dont find it hard to believe that everyone in the world would be happier if you were never born Liable_Kitty> forte Liable_Kitty> this is a chat room Liable_Kitty> with 16 people _not_forte_> cool Liable_Kitty> hardly everyone who ever knew me Liable_Kitty> its sad how the people here talk about this place Liable_Kitty> as if its the entire world to them _not_forte_> it's not? Liable_Kitty> rofl _not_forte_> OMFG Liable_Kitty> dumbass -------------------- (Note: Nirvana was an awful band) (Nar) SandMan_of_NK> raaaape me j4z_Frag> ok SandMan_of_NK> raaaaaape me SandMan_of_NK> my friend j4z_Frag> cobain SandMan_of_NK> raape meeeee j4z_Frag> sux SandMan_of_NK> rape me SandMan_of_NK> again j4z_Frag> i am glad he is dead SandMan_of_NK> i'm not the only one SandMan_of_NK> i not the only one SandMan_of_NK> repeat 2x SandMan_of_NK> hate me SandMan_of_NK> ok _not_forte_> yeah he was fucking annoying SandMan_of_NK> cobain owned both of you in the 90's SandMan_of_NK> gg j4z_Frag> i actualy heard some ass say one day " kiit cobain is the best guitar player in the world" _not_forte_> actually he was a generic pot head who had nonsensical lyrics that appealed to teens because of the fact that immaturity spawns from irrelevance and imbalanced logic j4z_Frag> i laffed my ass off SandMan_of_NK> um _not_forte_> IE: you're a child j4z_Frag> cobain was a herion addict that got what he deserved SandMan_of_NK> well.. yes.. an idiot would say he was the best guitar player in the world j4z_Frag> to be killed by some bitch j4z_Frag> he was murdered SandMan_of_NK> but he was a pretty good guitar player j4z_Frag> hjahahahahahahahaha j4z_Frag> he nwas a horrib;e player SandMan_of_NK> the unplugged album is amazing SandMan_of_NK> do you play guitar? j4z_Frag> god that is so whack i cant type j4z_Frag> he was terrible SandMan_of_NK> do you play guitar SandMan_of_NK> answer me j4z_Frag> yes SandMan_of_NK> ok j4z_Frag> yngwie malmsteen SandMan_of_NK> i don't believe you SandMan_of_NK> but SandMan_of_NK> whatever j4z_Frag> and randy rhoades j4z_Frag> and al di meola _not_forte_> a person does not have to shoot a female to know it feels good j4z_Frag> and paganini j4z_Frag> and vivaldi _not_forte_> as frag doesnt have to play the guitar to know cobaine was a fraud j4z_Frag> kirt cobain was an ameture j4z_Frag> gg SandMan_of_NK> rofl _not_forte_> seriously SandMan_of_NK> its grunge _not_forte_> the only reason you like his songs is because of the absurd lyrics SandMan_of_NK> its supposed to be shitty SandMan_of_NK> hahaha _not_forte_> well there you go _not_forte_> a cobaine fan admitting his work is shitty j4z_Frag> SandMan_of_NK its supposed to be shitty _not_forte_> game set match j4z_Frag> SandMan_of_NK its supposed to be shitty SandMan_of_NK> hahahaha j4z_Frag> SandMan_of_NK its supposed to be shitty SandMan_of_NK> nirvana is still a good band SandMan_of_NK> and kurt cobain wasn't a bad musician SandMan_of_NK> gg SandMan_of_NK> game set match SandMan_of_NK> DIRRR DIRRR _not_forte_> i cant believe i have to keep updating noIQ SandMan_of_NK> stfu _not_forte_> ? SandMan_of_NK> you're a faggot _not_forte_> cool _not_forte_> chicks dig gay guys SandMan_of_NK> "hey, I'll make a chatlog of me "chat-raping" people because I suck at real life" SandMan_of_NK> gg _not_forte_> kind of like how that comment sucked ass? SandMan_of_NK> you suck at life forte SandMan_of_NK> you suck at life _not_forte_> i am not emotionally damaged SandMan_of_NK> you're a loser SandMan_of_NK> you suck at life SandMan_of_NK> hahaha _not_forte_> im going to put make up on and sing to myself SandMan_of_NK> newbie at life SandMan_of_NK> you're new SandMan_of_NK> at life SandMan_of_NK> well SandMan_of_NK> no SandMan_of_NK> you dont have a life _not_forte_> please, stop. SandMan_of_NK> ok SandMan_of_NK> bye SandMan_of_NK exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) eX_P_HiGhWinD> I WAS WONDERING WHERE THAT NUT WENT eX_P_HiGhWinD> IN THE SHOWER eX_P_HiGhWinD> HAHA ITS ON MY NUCKLES eX_P_HiGhWinD> ANBD PROLLY IN MY HAIR _not_forte_> .. eX_P_HiGhWinD> GODAMNIT --------------------- (Note: Nar) Malevolent_sf> Jezz talks about blending her pot. _not_forte_> so do i but i think she means something different Malevolent_sf> I bet if you threw in a few dingleberrys and mixed it up she wouldnt even know. Malevolent_sf> Let her smoke that. _not_forte_> i45j6 _SykosiS_sf> lmao _not_forte_> lol _SykosiS_sf> No malevolent, she's a pot EXPERT Malevolent_sf> Yes, it smells like her vagina. _SykosiS_sf> Wait did I say pot Expert? I meant whore Malevolent_sf> I'd like to put cow shit in her joint. _SykosiS_sf> lmao Malevolent_sf> Cow shit contains methane gas. Malevolent_sf> From the colon gasses. Malevolent_sf> Fuck exploade the shit on her face. _SykosiS_sf> lmao -------------------- <_Super_Sheep> 11,0"¼0,11¾»10,11"¼11,10¾»12,10"¼10,12¾»2,12"¼12,2¼»1,2"¼2,1¾»1,1t7DS0 Let's play JHS@kwp 1,1t7DS2,1"¼1,2¾»12,2"¼2,12¾»10,12"¼12,10¼»11,10"¼10,11¾»0,11"¼11,0¾» wouldnt that be kwp@jhs <_Super_Sheep> is this only a chat? this is where we go to pick up dates * _Super_Sheep has quit IRC -------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> whats up Malevolent_sf> F U _JeZzEBeL420_> lol u people in nar have the worst attitude problems Malevolent_sf> ... Malevolent_sf> ROFL Malevolent_sf> And you don't? _JeZzEBeL420_> nope Malevolent_sf> Bullshit _JeZzEBeL420_> so which unhappy person are u Malevolent_sf> I saw on fortes site, you had a tantrum when forte said one thing about your grandma. Malevolent_sf> Your worthless insults go down the page. Malevolent_sf> For one remark. Malevolent_sf> Rofl. _JeZzEBeL420_> so Malevolent_sf> You are the epitamy of bad attitude. So no pointing fingers/ _JeZzEBeL420_> yes i have a bad attitude cuz he was talkin crap about my grandma while she was in the hospital on the verge of dying _JeZzEBeL420_> yes my attitude problem is so bad Malevolent_sf> No, he wasn't. Malevolent_sf> He said one remark about her because he knew what you'd do. Malevolent_sf> And you did, you blew up. Malevolent_sf> I'm surprised. _JeZzEBeL420_> why do u care anyways Malevolent_sf> You a female with hormones out of wack, drugs aren't helping, neither is your alcohol intake. Malevolent_sf> why care? Malevolent_sf> why not care? Malevolent_sf> Very good questions. Malevolent_sf> Jezzebel, do you have any guys that are physically attracted to you when they aren't drunk or baked? Malevolent_sf> I doubt it. Malevolent_sf> You look like a corner whore from the ghetto. Malevolent_sf> With a -D boob size. -------------------- (Note: Nar) Bam_Margera_99 enters. PhK_Q_N0S> Bam_Margera.... PhK_Q_N0S> Fucking skater shithead. PhK_Q_N0S> Go do a kickflip on my penis. PhK_Q_N0S> And if you're lucky, I'll pop-shove it in your ass. -------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: rae and george are officially dating devastator.: no we're not devastator.: lolz · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: denial is the first stage of the problem -------------------- (Note: Three words: P.O.S.) (Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> damnit _JeZzEBeL420_> my bud man is always working _JeZzEBeL420_> frickin greedy bastard -------------------- (Note: The areas where asterisks (*'s) are around someone's name before text are where they were private messaging someone, or "wispering" them. Supa size was also pasting those wispers for me to see) Supa Size Me: * Kayla * asl Supa Size Me: 2old4u Not Forte: .. Not Forte: i think she meant to click me Not Forte: here Supa Size Me: * Kayla * asl Supa Size Me: I'm the hot one, don't flatter yourself. Not Forte: im over here yo Not Forte: HAHA RITE Supa Size Me: I don't have an ASL, Kayla.. I lost it. Sorry. Supa Size Me: * Nico * o so u don't have an age sex or location * Nico * o so u don't have an age sex or location Not Forte: some people are just so fucking stupid Supa Size Me: No. Sadly I took part in a criminal offense that meant upon release my entire identity needed renewing. * Nico * w/e Not Forte: sux 4 u Supa Size Me: I cannot confirm yet my age, sex or location.. as the government has not yet assigned me one. Not Forte: why am i being wispered "w/e" now Supa Size Me: HAHAHAHA Not Forte: WTF DO U NIGGERS WANT FROM ME * Nico * srrry Supa Size Me: A good laying. Not Forte: yeah you better be sorry Supa Size Me: LMAO Not Forte: do i look like i work at the welfare line * Nico * fruit loops u Not Forte: NO THANKS Supa Size Me: She's not talking to me now, I'm jealous. Not Forte: froot loops YOU Supa Size Me: Oh harsh > Not Forte: ._. Supa Size Me: Lmao Supa Size Me: * Nico * go to hell u masterbating dick in da bootie Nico: well go fruit loops yer self maybe you'll feel better u poor little person tht can't git no pussy Supa Size Me: Lmao. -------------------- (Note: Nar) oneBV enters. oneBV> no _not_forte_> yes oneBV exits. -------------------- (Note: Nar) CurvyQue5> (Diamond emoticon) WD_HooyerD> What does diamond mean? CurvyQue5> money WD_HooyerD> Are you loaded? _not_forte_> it means bling blaow CurvyQue5> sorta WD_HooyerD> Really? Are you a lady CurvyQue5> what _not_forte_> hgahahdas WD_HooyerD> Are you a rich lady? _not_forte_> yes i am CurvyQue5> no WD_HooyerD> CurvyQue calls to mind a feminine quality _not_forte_> makes me think _not_forte_> curly cue _not_forte_> or que or something WD_HooyerD> Where is Jezebel? _not_forte_> dude _not_forte_> jezz died.. WD_HooyerD> bummer _NOFpuXnk420_> shes at work WD_HooyerD> she didnt die WD_HooyerD> you messingt with me _not_forte_> nope _not_forte_> she got run da fuk ova _not_forte_> by a rein deer CurvyQue5> guys someone cut of my zone connection but i was still on here when it happened dP_Korean> cry about it dP_Korean> you fucking bitch _not_forte_> lol^ _not_forte_> tru^ WD_HooyerD> I gotta go work out you pasty white dough boys dP_Korean> haha dP_Korean> fuck you dP_Korean> you're a fucking pussy dP_Korean> i'll beat your ass dP_Korean> ninja-like dP_Korean> you mother fucker CurvyQue5> korean go back where the tradition was when u cut of each others dicks and hang them as trophy's ! ---------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ever get raped by black men? CuTiE~PiE~BaBy: n/m CuTiE~PiE~BaBy: thats a freakin nice question ---------------------- Codin€Coåt€dAnimålCråck€rz: And how is it that in this room the guyz make the girls feel so much like meat hmm?? ---------------------- (Note: JK means Jedi Knight, and this person thought Metatron was trying to help him install it) (Nar) SE_zook_> this is hard SE_zook_> i give up SE_zook_> its really gay dP_MetatroN> here dP_MetatroN> this is how to install JK dP_MetatroN> start dP_MetatroN> run SE_zook_> i exited out of everything dP_MetatroN> type this and hit enter dP_MetatroN> format c: /u/q dP_MetatroN> then click yes Darth_Gnarl_> hahhahaha dP_MetatroN> jk will install and allow you to play on zone SE_zook_> how do i get that back up dP_MetatroN> click on the start button dP_MetatroN> click on Run dP_MetatroN> ok, did that come up? dP_MetatroN> zook SE_zook_> i did what you said SE_zook_> and it didnt work SE_zook_> it still wont let me host dP_MetatroN> when you clicked on run dP_MetatroN> did you type in dP_MetatroN> format c: /u/q dP_MetatroN> ? SE_zook_> format c: SE_zook_> yeah dP_MetatroN> then you have to hit OK dP_MetatroN> then it asks you to confirm dP_MetatroN> you click yes dP_MetatroN> and it should work Darth_Gnarl_> hahahahahahhaha SE_zook_> it says proceed with this format (y/n) SE_zook_> y? dP_MetatroN> yes Darth_Gnarl_> n dP_MetatroN> y dP_MetatroN> y Darth_Gnarl_> n dP_MetatroN> y SE_zook_> then enter Darth_Gnarl_> no dP_MetatroN> correct SE_zook_> it exited out dP_MetatroN> you may have to restart your computer SE_zook_> ooooooooo dP_MetatroN> in order for zone to know the new settings SE_zook_> ill brb dP_MetatroN> ok dP_MetatroN> good luck SE_zook_ exits. dP_MetatroN> hahahaha ------------------------- (Note: I was posing as a girl on The Palace and wearing a girl avatar) Not Forte: hola wigga .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: fruit loops u Not Forte: promise .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: sure Not Forte: u got yahoo Not Forte: ill let u see my butt naked self .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: nope Not Forte: well u jus a fucken bitch aint ya .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: nope Not Forte: wha diz nope crap Not Forte: ever had a pool stick shoved up yo ass .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: nope Not Forte: do you want to .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: i'll pass Not Forte: y for Not Forte: smell my hairr .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: *gags* Not Forte: touch me in placez only my father does Not Forte: so is every idle fuck in here just getting wasted for new years .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: lol .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: i got really baked .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: now im real burnt out Not Forte: my new years resolution is to fuck every male member of your family .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: of whoz? Not Forte: you'z .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: have fun Not Forte: i like it when yo dad pounds my ass Not Forte: i can feel his fat beer gut smack my buttox pharsti: Btw, happy new year Eastern time zone. Not Forte: thankz .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: ok lmfao –»ÞÁΊ†€_Wµö®€«–Ãüš†!ñ: Happy new year. Not Forte: fuck this new years bullshit Not Forte: shut the fuck up about it –»ÞÁΊ†€_Wµö®€«–Ãüš†!ñ: Lol. Not Forte: HAPPY NEW FUCKOFF .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: lol .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: anger n rage .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: lmfao –»ÞÁΊ†€_Wµö®€«–Ãüš†!ñ: :/ Not Forte: none of you will do any of your resolutions, if you fat fucks even made them .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: u need to get laid Not Forte: i tried to get laid but you turned me down Not Forte: what the fuck is that bull shit Not Forte: are you gay .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: lmfao .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: nope Not Forte: u want 2 be? .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: no Not Forte: what were you for new years? Not Forte: i was a girl .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: i was a stoned dude °·:o it's lambi·°: i was a lambi Not Forte: i like having warm throbbing iron between my legs .-=¤FåTãL¤È®Rør¤=-.: ok --------------------- (Note: jiba_lucas is the star of noIQ) (Nar) jiba_lucas> U moma drink my jisms tonight? jiba_lucas> U moma drink my jisms tonight? jiba_lucas> U moma drink my jisms tonight? jiba_lucas> U moma drink my jisms tonight? jiba_lucas> I have your moma video _2005_Fraggity> jiba..if you have a toilet in that 3rd world country you live in...please go stick your head in it and flush _2005_Fraggity> gg jiba_lucas> Fraggity jiba_lucas> shhhh _2005_Fraggity> hahahahahahahah _2005_Fraggity> a child telling me to shhhhhhhh _2005_Fraggity> now thats funny _2005_Fraggity> jiba _2005_Fraggity> go outside and play jiba_lucas> stmf fraggity jiba_lucas> What u are fraggity, a little and poor kid? EliteQue1> hi i'm back _2005_Fraggity> jiba...do not type text untill you learn to speak english _2005_Fraggity> now stfu jiba_lucas> Now stfu to your mom _2005_Fraggity> to my mom? jiba_lucas> Yes _2005_Fraggity> interesting jiba_lucas> Very EliteQue1> make sense jiba _2005_Fraggity> she is dead you idiot jiba_lucas> Fuck jiba_lucas> U started jiba_lucas> Is your problem _2005_Fraggity> no _2005_Fraggity> you are a faggit _2005_Fraggity> thats my problem jiba_lucas> Only stupids fukcer say this in a chat ----------------------- (Note: This is me, after stealing someone's Zone name and pretending to be him. The lower case L and the upper case I in the Nar chat are identical, so I changed the L's in his name to I's, and it looked exactly the same. See if you can tell which one of these two I am) (Nar) EIiteQue1> fuck my pussy _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> NO EIiteQue1> yes EIiteQue1> fuck it EIiteQue1> fuck it like you're my daddy EIiteQue1> fuck me daddy EIiteQue1> fuck me EliteQue1> im not saying that ! EIiteQue1> HEHE _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> ? _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> wow dude.. _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> you are gay EliteQue1> someones doing something ! EIiteQue1> yes EIiteQue1> gay^ EIiteQue1> gay^ EIiteQue1> gayv EIiteQue1> gay^ _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Wow.. EliteQue1 exits. EIiteQue1> LOLZ _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> I think que is gettin his ip hacked. EIiteQue1> so EIiteQue1> what's up _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> I remember when someone hacked into my comp _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> they stole all my beavis and butthead.. _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> and south park episodes EIiteQue1> he got fuckin scared EIiteQue1> signed off MoF_Malice__> hey MoF_Malice__> feroz EliteQue1 enters. _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> What EliteQue1> guys someone was hacking me ! EIiteQue1> elite EIiteQue1> what the fuck _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Nice!! EIiteQue1> i changed the lower case L in your name to an upper case i, it looks the same EliteQue1> dick face ! EliteQue1> bitch EIiteQue1> lolz _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Yea.. EIiteQue1> (rainbow emoticon) _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Forte hacked my comp once.. EliteQue1> i hate forte _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> He stold everything i ever had ! EIiteQue1> relax MoF_Malice__> haha forte _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Yea.. MoF_Malice__> I'll give you 500 bucks if you can hack my pc EIiteQue1> i cant hack EliteQue1> stop forte EIiteQue1> no EliteQue1> i dont see any difference _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Forte.. EliteQue1> u hacked me ! _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Once hacked my dads system EIiteQue1> yeah EIiteQue1> im about to report you to your IP for porn smuggling EIiteQue1> you're going to jail EliteQue1> what EliteQue1> no EliteQue1> damn u EIiteQue1> yeah _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Forte once hacked into.. EIiteQue1> the wookie has hit the fan _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> everything EIiteQue1> ?! EIiteQue1> *touches self* _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> test EliteQue1> hi _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> test _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> test _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> tes _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> test _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> test EliteQue1 exits. EIiteQue1> thank god EIiteQue1> forte is an asshole EliteQueStopper enters. EliteQueStopper> hi EliteQueStopper> its me EIiteQue1> wtf EIiteQue1> y are you doing this to me EIiteQue1> huh EliteQueStopper> haha EIiteQue1> it is not funny EIiteQue1> im telling nautyca EliteQueStopper> stfu EIiteQue1> noooooo EliteQueStopper> prove it EIiteQue1> ok EliteQueStopper> hahahahahaha EIiteQue1> let me get on zm and i will prove that i am telling nautyca EIiteQue1> caz she will cum n hurr EliteQueStopper> what did i do EIiteQue1> you stol my NAME EIiteQue1> WTF BS EliteQueStopper> what EIiteQue1> im telling my mom H_a_w_k_56> haha EIiteQue1> im telling my mom on you EliteQueStopper> what now EIiteQue1> like last time when you taught me about sex and i cried and touched myself EIiteQue1> that was YOUR FUCKING FAULT EliteQueStopper> u have no control EliteQueStopper> hahahaha EliteQueStopper> hahahahahahahaha _2005_Fraggity enters. EIiteQue1> frag EIiteQue1> hahahahah EIiteQue1> i stole this dickheads name EliteQueStopper> i made bitch cry EliteQueStopper> i'm bored EliteQueStopper> so not forte is not osp forte EIiteQue1> i am forte EIiteQue1> not forte name was a joke EIiteQue1> people would ask me EIiteQue1> are you forte or not forte EIiteQue1> and i go EIiteQue1> im not forte EIiteQue1> GET IT? EIiteQue1> CAUSE THAT WAS MY NAME EIiteQue1> NOT_FORTE EIiteQue1> AHHAHA EliteQueStopper> yes (Mid Note: Here, I changed to the name he changed to, EliteQueStopper) EliteQueStopper> when can a have my name back ? EIiteQueStopper> never EIiteQueStopper> shit EIiteQueStopper> damn eX_LT_Illadin2> ur a fagh? EIiteQueStopper> I want something that owns.. EIiteQueStopper> i own _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Like a laptop EIiteQueStopper> i can be a lap top EIiteQueStopper> get it? EIiteQueStopper> ROTFLMAOLOLZ eX_LT_Illadin2> ... eX_LT_Illadin2> rotfl? _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> wow... H_a_w_k_56> i dont get it eX_LT_Illadin2> u can spell huh EIiteQueStopper> it's a gay joke _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> that was a stupid joke. EIiteQueStopper> fuck you EIiteQueStopper> FUCK YOU _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Que.. H_a_w_k_56> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha EIiteQueStopper> sup EliteQueStopper> what the hell EIiteQueStopper> no? EIiteQueStopper> ok EliteQueStopper exits. (Mid Note: He changes his name to Forte_Is_Dumb4) Forte_Is_Dumb4 enters. EIiteQueStopper> wow you're an idiot :\ Forte_Is_Dumb4> hi Forte_Is_Dumb4> wassu[ Forte_Is_Dumb4> its me EIiteQueStopper> SHE SO HIGH EIiteQueStopper> HIGH ABOVE ME Forte_Is_Dumb4> curvy EIiteQueStopper> FIRST CLASS AND FANCY FREE EIiteQueStopper> SHE'S HIGH SOCIETY Forte_Is_Dumb4> bin drinkin boos EIiteQueStopper> me 2 Forte_Is_Dumb4> can we both have 4 names back ? EIiteQueStopper> hold _2005_Fraggity> curvey..are you here just to annoy people? EIiteQueStopper> yes _2005_Fraggity> k EIiteQueStopper> i am a total faggot Forte_Is_Dumb4> forte started it ! EIiteQueStopper> frag, it's me, forte : | _2005_Fraggity> right EIiteQueStopper> i've got his name EIiteQueStopper> watch Forte_Is_Dumb4> this is gay _2005_Fraggity> elite _2005_Fraggity> hahahaha Forte_Is_Dumb4> zzzz........ _2005_Fraggity> thats right Forte_Is_Dumb4> zzzzzzzz............. _2005_Fraggity> go to bed Forte_Is_Dumb4> zzzzzzzzzzzzz.............. Forte_Is_Dumb4> zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......... Forte_Is_Dumb4> zzzzzz............. Forte_Is_Dumb4> vr Forte_Is_Dumb4> vr Forte_Is_Dumb4> vr Forte_Is_Dumb4> vr (Mid Note: I changed names again, to his Forte_Is_Dumb4 name) Forte_ls_Dumb4> sup Forte_ls_Dumb4> i know _2005_Fraggity> why dont you go outside and play for a while? Forte_Is_Dumb4> thats u ! _2005_Fraggity> go play on the swings Forte_ls_Dumb4> i made this name bcuz i hate forte on the outside, but i love him underneathe it all Forte_ls_Dumb4> i really wish i could have sex with him Forte_ls_Dumb4> sit on his dick Forte_Is_Dumb4> eww Forte_ls_Dumb4> rock out with his cock out _2005_Fraggity> kids _2005_Fraggity> so funny Forte_ls_Dumb4> *lix forte's dick straight up* H_a_w_k_56> haha Forte_Is_Dumb4> get the gold Forte_ls_Dumb4> *like that time i licked the ice on the flag pole at school and got stuck and raped by 5 fat kids that lines up behind me* H_a_w_k_56> haha eX_LT_Illadin2> hmm? H_a_w_k_56> hahahaha --------------------- (Note: This guy thinks im a homosexual, but I don't know what he means at the end, I swear) (Nar) _not_forte_> www.geocities.com/fortes_ss2/noIQ.txt luahalau> no IQ? luahalau> interesting _not_forte_> funniest thing you'll ever read luahalau> i'm sure _not_forte_> dont fuck with me _not_forte_> ill _not_forte_> fucking fuck you luahalau> yeah I don't want to remember _not_forte_> .. luahalau> we went over this -------------------- (Note: Nar) (Pasted the definition of Feroz) _JeZzEBeL420_> i bet u have alot of restraining orders out against you _not_forte_> not yet Tasty_JumboJack> lol _not_forte_> well _not_forte_> no not yet _JeZzEBeL420_> alittle obsessed arent we _JeZzEBeL420_> invest in a life _not_forte_> no but that is fucking funny _not_forte_> jezz you always tell me _not_forte_> life is what you make of it _not_forte_> what if i make my life out to be categorizing people into boxes and showing people _not_forte_> i can get paid for that, they call those people psychologists _JeZzEBeL420_> well i hope u fix ur own problems before tryin to solve other peoples _not_forte_> maybe i dont have them _JeZzEBeL420_> are u going to college to be one? _not_forte_> maybe you are the one with problems _not_forte_> eating shrooms and smoking dope... Tasty_JumboJack> lol _JeZzEBeL420_> and working and going to school and balancing a life among other things _JeZzEBeL420_> what do u do _not_forte_> and eating shrooms and smoking dope _not_forte_> that is a negating factor _not_forte_> you lose :( _JeZzEBeL420_> sit at home making gay websites of nothing but logs of all the people u annoy _not_forte_> you're just mad because you disagree with me _JeZzEBeL420_> playing video games and talkin shit on the computer _JeZzEBeL420_> not doing shit _not_forte_> if i was talking about a bowl i packed or maybe how i listen to that faggot dead guy sing about prison, you'd like me _not_forte_> what was his name? _JeZzEBeL420_> no .. because you would be full of shit _JeZzEBeL420_> regardless of if u smoked weed or not _not_forte_> like the rest of the people you think are cool? _JeZzEBeL420_> an asshole is an asshole _not_forte_> full of shit and drugged up _not_forte_> in your book, long as "dey" got pot, "dey" cool _not_forte_> are you stoned right now? _JeZzEBeL420_> whats wrong with that.. i contribute more to society than u do _not_forte_> like what _JeZzEBeL420_> ur one step up from a troll _not_forte_> ive kept people from cutting their wrists _not_forte_> and you did... _JeZzEBeL420_> and i did what _not_forte_> exactly :\ Tasty_JumboJack> forte your so smart _not_forte_> thank you ------------------- (Note: Females. Inferior? No way!) some random girl wants me to show her my dick on msn i don't even know her ------------------- (Note: Nar) WAR_Nuker> i eat tsunami J0hnny_Tsunami> are you asia? J0hnny_Tsunami> gg ------------------- Å(V)þ[†@ߧ]: theres women with bigger clits than some dudes have penises · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yeah but those dudes just got killed by a tsunami ------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> im listening to vh1 ModelCar6> eww ModelCar6> redneck trailer trash songs ModelCar6> eww ModelCar6> me say eww _JeZzEBeL420_> i guess its what the channel landed on before i went to take a shower _JeZzEBeL420_> dont have a clue what i was watching ModelCar6> me say u r trailer trash _JeZzEBeL420_> well its a good thing what u say isnt relevant huh ModelCar6> u are trailer trash ModelCar6> u r not even human ModelCar6> me say 2u that u are worthless _JeZzEBeL420_> go to work for me pux ModelCar6> pounding pussy is a big thing that me likes ModelCar6> andme say 2u ModelCar6> me want you _JeZzEBeL420_> i need an assistant joe6251978> i need help too dP_DiscoKing> i need a margahrit and a blowjob dP_DiscoKing> but we dont get everythig dP_DiscoKing> we want in life ModelCar6> especially faggots me say 2u _JeZzEBeL420_> when is the rain gonna go away dP_DiscoKing> it cant rain all the time _JeZzEBeL420_> its been raining for a week _JeZzEBeL420_> and is supposed to rain for the next week _JeZzEBeL420_> i miss the sun LeakedPort> what country u from _JeZzEBeL420_> the us LeakedPort> me too ModelCar6> i suck nigger monkey dick in africa ModelCar6> lmao leakedpot has never sucked dick ModelCar6> haha what a faggot ------------------- (Note: You cannot think that pot doesn't destroy your brain after reading this) (Nar) mykneeiscaining> i used 2 smoke weed everyday 4 months on end TDK_Laguna_> hah mykneeiscaining> nowdays i dont mykneeiscaining> it hurts my head.... so i dont get bombed often mykneeiscaining> but last nite was the best mykneeiscaining> first time i got stoned without feeling pain in my head 4 a long time TDK_Laguna_> heh mykneeiscaining> it was the best oONeVeRForteOo> the damage has yet to come, stoner mykneeiscaining> ahhhh 4 sure man mykneeiscaining> sall good tho mykneeiscaining> im a freak of nature TDK_Laguna_> lol you gothic? oONeVeRForteOo> human kind is a freak of nature mykneeiscaining> most likely the most insanely person that has walked this world mykneeiscaining> naaah man oONeVeRForteOo> the insane do not admit their problem :\ mykneeiscaining> im like.. a normal white man that experiences shit not of this world mykneeiscaining> man im emotionless oONeVeRForteOo> right mykneeiscaining> i dont give about nothing mykneeiscaining> not even myself TDK_Laguna_> disney channel is like....the bomb bitches oONeVeRForteOo> you enjoyed getting high oONeVeRForteOo> that is emotion oONeVeRForteOo> you are a generic breed these days mykneeiscaining> y i can talk bout this shit with laughing oONeVeRForteOo> thinking they are bad ass, have no feelings oONeVeRForteOo> they think it's cool oONeVeRForteOo> you're just one more of the herd mykneeiscaining> man i have no feelings coz i have no reason 2 oONeVeRForteOo> my brother claims to have shit to do with things that no other human has seen mykneeiscaining> i dont expeirence no love no happyness oONeVeRForteOo> and that he doesnt care about anything oONeVeRForteOo> but you and him are the same mykneeiscaining> i can sometimes read ppls mind oONeVeRForteOo> you crack under preasure mykneeiscaining> hear voices all thetime oONeVeRForteOo> and lie oONeVeRForteOo> constantly oONeVeRForteOo> how old are you? mykneeiscaining> 17 oONeVeRForteOo> figures oONeVeRForteOo> you dont know anything yet mykneeiscaining> also expierence crazy shit oONeVeRForteOo> one day you will look back and think mykneeiscaining> man oONeVeRForteOo> "wow, i was so fucking gay" mykneeiscaining> fuck up mykneeiscaining> i wont live much longer oONeVeRForteOo> good mykneeiscaining> my head constantly hurts oONeVeRForteOo> the world needs to be purged of females and irrelevances like you mykneeiscaining> dude... im like a white man mykneeiscaining> i aint black i aint stupid im not a fucking idiot mykneeiscaining> im a smart mother fucker oONeVeRForteOo> you have a point there oONeVeRForteOo> blacks are stupid oONeVeRForteOo> but so are you mykneeiscaining> that has been proven 2 read minds man mykneeiscaining> its like... a historical fact may i put it oONeVeRForteOo> which we can all see from your lingo oONeVeRForteOo> typical.. oONeVeRForteOo> american, white, stupid oONeVeRForteOo> ugly mykneeiscaining> nah man oONeVeRForteOo> pot smoker mykneeiscaining> bah fool oONeVeRForteOo> haha you think you're smart and you smoke dope! oONeVeRForteOo> hahaha mykneeiscaining> im australian oONeVeRForteOo> then you're ugly for sure mykneeiscaining> nd raised in the whitest family ull c oONeVeRForteOo> australians are deformed like hel oONeVeRForteOo> l* mykneeiscaining> man oONeVeRForteOo> "ull c" mykneeiscaining> i got a short stocky muscly body oONeVeRForteOo> wtf is that bullshit mykneeiscaining> i smoke more weed then ne one i no smoke more durries oONeVeRForteOo> so? mykneeiscaining> can run further then a billion milews oONeVeRForteOo> that is an opposing argument to what you said earlier, about being smart mykneeiscaining> im a freak of nature dude sm0k3_PhN> ....even though what we do is wrong. mykneeiscaining> jes chill out nd listen 2 my story man oONeVeRForteOo> no i'd rather prove you wrong oONeVeRForteOo> repeatedly mykneeiscaining> but bro mykneeiscaining> wats the point of doin that oONeVeRForteOo> like, when you say you're smart, and have a muscle build oONeVeRForteOo> you smoke DOPE faggot mykneeiscaining> man i smoke dope who cares oONeVeRForteOo> you CANNOT have the intelligence factor exceeding that of a small rats TDK_Laguna_> lol... mykneeiscaining> i didnt go 2 school 4 about 1 year nd a half mykneeiscaining> 3rd day back at school oONeVeRForteOo> .... mykneeiscaining> had a maths b exam oONeVeRForteOo> please spare me mykneeiscaining> got b+ wen i was off my head oONeVeRForteOo> public schools are a joke mykneeiscaining> dude mykneeiscaining> were rich oONeVeRForteOo> so? oONeVeRForteOo> you're pampered then mykneeiscaining> i dont go 2 shit schools oONeVeRForteOo> can just sit on your ass oONeVeRForteOo> and make it through life mykneeiscaining> man fuck up mykneeiscaining> im telling a story oONeVeRForteOo> i bet you get raped mykneeiscaining> show some respect oONeVeRForteOo> A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY xOHAck_MAshERoO> lol dP_DiscoKing> ownage is addictive mykneeiscaining> ill kill ne one that trys 2 rape me xOHAck_MAshERoO> lol oONeVeRForteOo> im raping you mykneeiscaining> man oONeVeRForteOo> it may not be physical mykneeiscaining> ur wrong oONeVeRForteOo> but it's still rape :\ mykneeiscaining> so wats the point TDK_Laguna_> *scratches balls* oONeVeRForteOo> there are points mykneeiscaining> ur argueing history brotha TDK_Laguna_> o.o.... WAR_Nuker> *sniffs balls* mykneeiscaining> so there4 not being a fucking white man oONeVeRForteOo> to entertain myself and to help mold the incapable, like you mykneeiscaining> were as every mother fucker should b white mykneeiscaining> god damn i love white man we rule -------------------- (Note: It's too easy) ¤«Åñgé£ ðf Ð憵»¤: t r d · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: haha you fuckers are playing truth or dare · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: holy christ Shinya.: how many times have you jerked off :D ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: yesh cause we are being... um... 'fuckers' · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: no, dana · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: you arent being a fucker · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: and you never will be ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: ..why not · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: being raped by your father does not count as sex ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: DUDE. ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: beating me is not counting as raping. -------------------- · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: sup FREAKY Freak: sup · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wanna see my butt FREAKY Freak: oook · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what about my thong FREAKY Freak: sure y not · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i give myself camel toe bcuz i like the way it feels FREAKY Freak: k -------------------- (Note: Do some people even understand things they say?) devastator.: you both suck dick for quaters devastator.: lololz · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what's wrong with that> devastator.: lolz nothing at all ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: I dont, cause we can't pay with quarters here. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: how many times a day does he do it dana · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: daily? ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: um um never thats why he smells so bad. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 2, 3 · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i mean your dad · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtf ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: yes, I know. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: does he like · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: uh ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: No. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: knock your teeth out and tear your finger nails out so you dont fight back ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: no.. ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: not my nails anyway ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: he doesnt has to tear my nails out.. cause I have weak nails and they break all the time. ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: *looks at hands* ugly short nails. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i thought he didnt rape you ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: Dude. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: man you're owned ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: poop? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: do not step out of line, female ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: um. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: STFU · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THIS WORLD ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: :| · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: AND THAT IS ON YOUR BACK ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: haha · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: or in the kitchen. ------------------ Milkman Dan: MY NAME IS BIBLICAL. Clone Your Lover: your mom is biblical... Clone Your Lover: expectially when i fucked her in the missionary position ------------------ (Note: Wtf?) (Nar) BeefCaike> i might quit marijuana BeefCaike> ... ------------------ who the hell are these people forte? <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> I am offering an avatar to you. To accept it, type 'accept their knowledge is inferior to mine it fucking scares me just because your 2D ass cant succeed to 3D doesnt mean youre superior to my knowledge bitch <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> these people malevolents nightmare: the crips are gunnin, the bloods are getting phat, etc. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> are informalities <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> people like cheesenipper, and cuntface <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> they exist for no means logical or necessary <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> perfect examples of an irrelevance thats my name dont wear it out HAHAHAHAH malevolent doesnt know hes whispering me and hes sayin all this shit to you forte <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> wonder why <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i suggest you lay off, cuntface <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> he just got palace * Malevolent * cunt face is most likely open about an incident in life that made him resemble a cunt Yea HAHAHAHAH <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you may not be aware of this, but palace is not the end all, be all of life It makes perfect sense yes <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> LOL I EXSIST FOR NO REASOn try not clicking on me next time <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> face no need to be rude what a DUMBASS <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> FOL <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> a lot of the people here arent aware that life exists away from this program <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> like cuntface.. like you <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> lol <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> uh, no <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE FOR LIKE 435435 YEARS. ohhhhhhh YEA <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you just harassed someone for not understanding the wisper function yea and <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> as if the world has to know it, being here for the first time or not <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> so, you assume he's a dumb ass, and insult him for not knowing it <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> which means you're boasting about being fluent here, and being a loser <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> owned by your own paradox Cuntface doesn't understand the sexual intercourse function. you a ho cuntface exits. He's used to the homosexual labor. --------------------- (Note: I stole the name of a "chat clan" member and entered the clan's room to try and fool them into thinking I was a female member, (WA)~|black¤diamond|~, since lowercase L's and uppercase I's appear the same in the chat) (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: whats up {WA}LdyBloodLust: that black widow chick hasnt came yet? (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: i like her boobs {WA}LdyBloodLust: whose boobs lol (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: widow's {WA}LdyBloodLust: ohh u say he boobs lol (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: he? {WA}LdyBloodLust: her* (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: wtf fake pix :( {WA}LdyBloodLust: aww (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: how can i ever feel my lesbian desires now {WA}LdyBloodLust: hehe i keep my in fantasy {WA}LdyBloodLust: mine* (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: you fat blob. {WA}LdyBloodLust: who is DRD? (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: my boyfriend :D {WA}LdyBloodLust: lol (WA).-{Ashers}-: oh he changed (WA)Ñigh†Hãwk_5²9: my bad (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: so what the fuck are you people up to (WA).-{Ashers}-: nooothing (WA).-{Ashers}-: im so bored {WA}LdyBloodLust: so there are guys in here besides wes (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: yeah, figures. loser :\ (WA).-{Ashers}-: Im just burning out too (WA)Ñigh†Hãwk_5²9: shit (WA).-{Ashers}-: did u just call me a loser? (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: clearly i did not. (WA)Ñigh†Hãwk_5²9: just chillin {WA}LdyBloodLust: i thought she was talking to me lol (†‡†WA†‡†) Jayde (Dani): Welcome. (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: i might as well be {WA}LdyBloodLust: hmm (Mid Note: Here, I received private messages from one of the friends of the girl I was copying) *** Message from (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): you told me that sorry {WA}LdyBloodLust: anyways *** Message to (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): wut (WA).-{Ashers}-: rrrighhht *** Message from (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): sorry wt *** Message to (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): im about to strip on cam, wanna see? *** Message from (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): sure wtf *** Message to (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): coo coo, IM me mother fucker *** Message from (¯`·._Ê¢lîÞšè_.·´¯): fine bitch {WA}LdyBloodLust: Black Diamond r u alright? (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: no, my pussy is throbbing and i need male companionship {WA}LdyBloodLust: ohh well (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: *cough* {WA}LdyBloodLust: sorry (WA).-{Ashers}-: ummmm.. {WA}LdyBloodLust: hello (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: sorry hil (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: your to young for me (WA).-{Ashers}-: how old are u black? (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: plus.. I'm pretty big and it would hurt (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: old enough, get out my biness (WA).-{Ashers}-: lol (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: real bad {WA}LdyBloodLust: aww (WA).-{Ashers}-: sorry just a question (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: its not the real black diamond (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: excuse me (WA).-{Ashers}-: oh? (¤†‡†WA†‡†¤)Årch Ångel: whats you name? {WA}LdyBloodLust: she was nice when she got me into WA a min ago (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: U PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME TOO MANY PERSONAL THINGZ (WA).-{Ashers}-: yeah me 2 (‡WA‡)¤°Hëäthêr°¤(¹®êk¹): olol (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: well, im clearly showing signs of my female mental imbalances {WA}LdyBloodLust: u will be alright (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: no, i wont (WA)~|bIack¤diamond|~: you just fucking wait til i hit menapause (WA).-{Ashers}-: ohhh (WA)~|black¤diamond|~: dear lord {WA}LdyBloodLust: ok suit urself (‡WA‡)¤°Hëäthêr°¤(¹®êk¹): uh oh ------------------- * cuntface * are you a nigger or did your tanning bed blow up on you?! ------------------- (Note: What?) Bedtime For Democracy: spending money on food is bullshit ------------------- <.jess the emo elf.> :k. im bleeding haqrdcore. ------------------- (Note: Bedtime is a girl) °¤¢ª²¤°[sweet.water]: i have morals too °¤¢ª²¤°[sweet.water]: but i will still eat a girl out Bedtime For Democracy: me too ¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.: umm ------------------- (Note: What the fuck?) Bedtime For Democracy: cause foods evil ------------------- °¤¢ª²¤°[sweet.water]: my mom can beat me up ------------------- (Note: A female insulting my intelligence) ± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s. ®: jacob.. if your brains that big your indredibly stupid cause the bigger the brain the stupider you are :D ------------------- (Note: Nar) RepleteSpectre> you must dont know how to fix it properly jezz ------------------- IM NOT JEN: all alone in my little cornerr :[ IM NOT JEN: Psh · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: dont worry · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: some low life will come along and scrape you up for the 3-5 minutes it'd take to violate you into a psychological catastrophe IM NOT JEN: omg Death By a kNife[Gaby's]: lmao IM NOT JEN: u man whore IM NOT JEN: *slaps* IM NOT JEN: id do ne thing to bitch slap u in real life.. · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: be the last thing you do IM NOT JEN: awh ud hurt poor jen? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: hurt? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol no i wouldnt hurt you IM NOT JEN: :D · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: i dont think having your neck snapped hurts IM NOT JEN: im mad at u forte >:O ------------------- devastator.: wanna fuck my bald ass ------------------- Goodbye Blue Sky[gomez]: His dog was dying so he raped it and then shot it. he wanted it to "die happy" i guess. ------------------- @330,192 consult my disposable camera for telephone deodorant ------------------- dark angel ...: some ass hole cips it up your dead ------------------- hey forte did you used to go to a place called sor? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> no oh... <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> do you think im shatteredForte I dunno <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you dont know? sorry i though you where my old friend he went to a spriting palace i used to go to and his name was forte <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> great <[·§ùïçïd䦷Åmê®ïçäñ·Ídïöt·]> ^brb i havent seen him for a couple of years <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> maybe he died dont say that ;-; <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> =o <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> why not Because its sad <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what's sad "he died" <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> when someone dies i guess =/ <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> who died ogm ol omg* <¤†ål駕öƒ•§ymphöniå¤.> lol =o ------------------ (Note: Nar OSP_Forte> HI OSP_Forte> lol RedsFan07> wot were u guys talkin bout up there/\? OSP_Forte> sex with dudes RedsFan07> hi OSP_Forte> how big RedsFan07> wot? OSP_Forte> how BIG IS IT RedsFan07> not big WD_HooyerD> that is simply gross OSP_Forte> you must hate yourself RedsFan07> yes...... RedsFan07 exits. ------------------ (Note: Nar) HiGhWinD_DoG> yall be chasin and I replace them OSP_Forte> i spent nights OSP_Forte> shooting holes in my ceiling OSP_Forte> screaming myself to sleep OSP_Forte> then finally dP_st0wnd_> haha OSP_Forte> my parents said i had to move out HiGhWinD_DoG> nah my day was fine HiGhWinD_DoG> I just HiGhWinD_DoG> dont like dogs HiGhWinD_DoG> or phoe dP_st0wnd_> i dont understand how u could hate people kani dP_st0wnd_> i was taught not to hate people dP_st0wnd_> so i just dont HiGhWinD_DoG> both are trained for minimal specific tasks HiGhWinD_DoG> with little life to them dP_st0wnd_> i automatically forgive people HiGhWinD_DoG> oohh snap OSP_Forte> kani just owned all of humanity :\ Phoenix_MDS> lol HiGhWinD_DoG> for sure Phoenix_MDS> both are trained for minimal specific tasks Phoenix_MDS> with little life to them _JeZzEBeL420_> so what are u specific tasks kani OSP_Forte> like you mocking him _JeZzEBeL420_> not to pee on the toilet seat? dP_st0wnd_> no he does that OSP_Forte> i think of that as a game HiGhWinD_DoG> i piss all over it dP_st0wnd_> no woman living w/ him OSP_Forte> see how well i can shoot dP_st0wnd_> yeah HiGhWinD_DoG> am i not supposed to OSP_Forte> haha HiGhWinD_DoG> my maid cleans it up and shit _JeZzEBeL420_> yeah im sure dP_st0wnd_> and shit 2? dP_st0wnd_> dood HiGhWinD_DoG> nah dP_st0wnd_> if i was a maid or a butler dP_st0wnd_> i wouldnt be doin that shit HiGhWinD_DoG> I sit down and read the news paper OSP_Forte> you'd kill him HiGhWinD_DoG> when I shit dP_st0wnd_> i'd be like Massa, come heah HiGhWinD_DoG> sometimes i get involed in what im reading HiGhWinD_DoG> and forget to wipe _JeZzEBeL420_> damn that song is still not done HiGhWinD_DoG> its hilarious OSP_Forte> im disturbed OSP_Forte> afk HiGhWinD_DoG> i pull up my pants and its like squish squish HiGhWinD_DoG> oops HiGhWinD_DoG> haha HiGhWinD_DoG> not really dP_st0wnd_> i know HiGhWinD_DoG> that would be funny tho dP_st0wnd_> crusty ass HiGhWinD_DoG> I use baby wipes dP_st0wnd_> dood HiGhWinD_DoG> to wipe my ass dP_st0wnd_> wtf dP_st0wnd_> haha _JeZzEBeL420_> yay dP_st0wnd_> okay 4 one dP_st0wnd_> baby wipes arent needed HiGhWinD_DoG> incase any sexy bitches wanna lick it HiGhWinD_DoG> randomly dP_st0wnd_> unless ur eating shit HiGhWinD_DoG> that shits clean dP_st0wnd_> that makes ur asshole explode _JeZzEBeL420_> open door so i walk inside close my eyes find my place to hide dP_st0wnd_> w/ shit -------------------- (Note: Nar) HiGhWinD_DoG> I dont care for orgies _JeZzEBeL420_> i was almost in one once ... but it was too weird for me lol _JeZzEBeL420_> plus i kept getting fondled by some ugly dude.. so i was like.. no thats enough.. im not that drunk lol -------------------- its actually quite easy to miss a fart, seeing that they are vapors That was funny though < <[·ßlïnз]> joy's getting no paycheck now.. <[·ßlïnз]> nano, you're rehired. hot. Looks like I'll just have to rely on my real one <[·ßlïnз]> and you're getting joy's, and forte's paychecks <[·ßlïnз]> along with your own paycheck > ahah lol wow, three paychecks. <[·ßlïnз]> yeah <[·ßlïnз]> and all that just for buttsex bad forte i'm so cool. lmfao i told you about hanging out with retards *spanks* <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> im not hanging out with you now, and i never will be <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> so get lost, fat ass Makes for great clit stimulation. > <[·ßlïnз]> < like blind sayed :>>>>>>>>>> <[·ßlïnз]> your mom makes for great clit stimulation Forte, who are you talking to? <[·ßlïnз]> like blind sayed? sayed? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> > <[·ßlïnз]> what the fuck? i did say retard did i not? look at the bitch in makeup >>>>>> <[·ßlïnз]> and all the girls say im pretty fly for a white guy' lmao @ blind <[·ßlïnз]> Wellz I amz. heh look at this fooker <[·ßlïnз]> ask the femalez atz t3h bottomz. <[·ßlïnз]> Joy, you're rehired. lol wtfz. lol Kay <[·ßlïnз]> you're getting will's paycheck <[·ßlïnз]> but nano's still getting yours. haha wtf? you took one of my paychecks, biotch. Ok my check or not ? :O <[·ßlïnз]> no i didn't nano laggg <[·ßlïnз]> lol -dies- <[·ßlïnз]> > thats balls <[·ßlïnз]> you're fired <[·ßlïnз]> fine <[·ßlïnз]> you'r getting malevolent's check thats balls? rofl <[·ßlïnз]> lmao i get its check? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <[·ßlïnз]> yes. sweet i feel better now course i will be paid less but its fine <[·ßlïnз]> less? heh lmao <[·ßlïnз]> malevolent makes way more than you <[·ßlïnз]> on an off day dude cant be paid more for knowing nothing Huh? I make more what? <[·ßlïnз]> money nicca <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> children? course i get paid more <[·ßlïnз]> stay with it <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what the fuck is going on welll <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> piss off, dicksmack I have all your money, forte. theres a few things 1 is you <[·ßlïnз]> lmfao@nano <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mute 2 is your juvenile friend If I lived in a box and didn't have to pay for anything but new chains for my 50's style horn bicycle like WiLL then I would be rich too. <[·ßlïnз]> dude. that's awesome snaoy <[·ßlïnз]> I want a 50's style horn bicycle. but your still a retard Am I? mhm As I always remember, stupid is as stupid does. <[·ßlïnз]> I dunno dud. malevolent seems pretty cool. Therefore making you stupid. atleast you remembered lmao So shut that penis receptacle you call a mouth and float away and whore other festivities other than this. <[·ßlïnз]> OH!!! <[·ßlïnз]> will, your check has been regiven back to malevolent lol nice words, those of wich could only come from a preeteen Those of which? your so bad You must be a pre-toddler with that spelling. ok grammer check lmao <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> most pre-teens dont understand "obtuse", what the fuck makes you think they would know what a receptacle is? That or you must be embarassed that you are being verbally raped by a pre-teen. <[·ßlïnз]> AN OBTUSE RECEPTACLE. OH SHIAT farty go masterbate your ass and stfu <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what? > <[·ßlïnз]> my penis smells like ham, wtf WiLL mr 2 client i got all the brains o_O haha Ham is gross. WiLL's vagina smells like sourkraut. <[·ßlïnз]> spend too much time porkin, lolz! rofl <[·ßlïnз]> I made that up on the spot. <[·ßlïnз]> lolz. and only one who smelt it once knows the smell for sure >> MAKE UP THIS (_)_)::::::::::::::::::D <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ....... 8===========D weeek <[·ßlïnз]> ... <[·ßlïnз]> 7 days in a week rofl <[·ßlïnз]> must be like.. 8 in a weeek. dude your head couldnt compinsate for my well being <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> im more concerned with the rod im sitting on than will <[·ßlïnз]> dude your head can't compensate for the word compensate <[·ßlïnз]> lolz!!!!@#$# get an air freshiner fartey <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> dude <[·ßlïnз]> FRESHINER LOLOLOLZ <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what the hell happened to you MIKEGOTOBED. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you used to be able to carry on normal conversations <[·ßlïnз]> he's like donking roffle IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> now you're out of context <[·ßlïnз]> makin up words wtfs what the hell happened to that smell ? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> shut up <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> faggot ass <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^. <[·ßlïnз]> -squints- fartey take your crotch off the screen omfg nigger Lmfao. I have to admit, that was a good one will. <[·ßlïnз]> nano mike. he got a dirty bag and you sleep with it i know you do <[·ßlïnз]> I forgot what I was going to say <[·ßlïnз]> probably going to tell you i shaved. WiLL, you lack genitals period. rofl <[·ßlïnз]> and then wink at you like so/.... <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> will is like <[·ßlïnз]> o.- <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> the only guy i wouldnt let fuck me if i was a girl <[·ßlïnз]> SO IM IN? <[·ßlïnз]> WOOOOO well i would deeal with the lack of instead of sleeping with fortes balls as you are <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah sure <[·ßlïnз]> wtf? looking all dead <[·ßlïnз]> that's not a sentence. WiLL, in English please. <[·ßlïnз]> lmfao its a run on sentence <[·ßlïnз]> no it isn't *cough* without punctuation Excuse me, I'm allergic to bullshit. lol <[·ßlïnз]> no, no it's not. <[·ßlïnз]> OH SHIT I ROBOT. <[·ßlïnз]> I BOUGHT A PAIR OF CONVERSE ON DEC 31, 2004. <[·ßlïnз]> LMFAO <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> will <[·ßlïnз]> SO NOW I GET TO SAY CONVERSE ALL STAR. VINTAGE, 2004. <[·ßlïnз]> LOLOLOLOLOLZ... its funnny how you all pick at punctuation when you get stunped on a comeback <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i got your picture before you went retarded from that car wreck like the bitch you are your brain still lack <[·ßlïnз]> dude, the only thing about that comeback im stuck on is the fact it made no sense. <[·ßlïnз]> there were too many "of"s in there. <[·ßlïnз]> the words weren't in the right spot. <[·ßlïnз]> dude lolz thiz iz me <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> no ok welll guess i better get off the brew then <[·ßlïnз]> no? heh <[·ßlïnз]> sure <[·ßlïnз]> now all of a sudden you're drunk. <[·ßlïnз]> okay <[·ßlïnз]> blow me. ;x <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ok no drinking not drunk <[·ßlïnз]> no shush <[·ßlïnз]> you lose. <[·ßlïnз]> period, <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> something is fucking wrong with you man <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> cocaine, beer, ass whoopings <[·ßlïnз]> all three ok ok you fuckers win the argument gotta go. <[·ßlïnз]> no nano!!@# sorry bastards <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> we won the argument when you first spoke bye everyone. <[·ßlïnз]> NANOOO <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i mean, haha what the fuck is that <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> that's not even a language MIKKKEEE <[·ßlïnз]> <33333. atleast i can say i lost <33333 i aint too proud <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah, because you're a bitch byeee i will kick you right in the pussy <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> please, dont hesitate kicks my foots stuck <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i work out. help[ ok i got to crash but i will be here again farty and to your girl freind there >>>>> <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> my girlfriend isnt on ill be here again lkol and you <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> dont threaten us <[·ßlïnз]> seeee yuh. your lucky i dont have anythjing on you or i would use it lol <[·ßlïnз]> on me? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> there is nothing to use <[·ßlïnз]> on who? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i dont go around making an ass out of myself <[·ßlïnз]> on me? well it happens to be a hobby of mine <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> infact, i'd fucking pay you to present a valid argument <[·ßlïnз]> nigga plz i knowz he wasn't talkin to me PARENTAL FUCKING ADVISORY <[·ßlïnз]> niggz. you all still smell you know? hanging out here waisten space <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i smell like rightguard because i over-do the deoderant <[·ßlïnз]> nigga plz as you do daily open your eyes blindy im no nigga <[·ßlïnз]> nigga plz. im blind, loser. you aint blind nice edge though <[·ßlïnз]> you sure look like a nigga. <[·ßlïnз]> and i ain't talkin bout yo' skin, foo Blind, do you like saying nigger or are you trying to crossbreed with you vagina-like facial qualities? well them shades dont do shit for yah yhomie <[·ßlïnз]> i don't say nigger <[·ßlïnз]> op, i just did <[·ßlïnз]> shit <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> burn go home to your mommy faggot <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> he got you with a pre-emptive strike and you Nice job proving your inferiority. > Skat0r shithead. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> haha go fuck your sister <[·ßlïnз]> Nigga please. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ? what about me, will <[·ßlïnз]> I'm not a skaterrr. i know your lonley Wigga please. sniffs <[·ßlïnз]> I'm not a wigga, either Shut Teh Fook Up. crappy NO BEEF MAN NO BEEF <[·ßlïnз]> >> stfu smudges your shades lol and fliops you a bird er flips <[·ßlïnз]> fliops? you sure? <[·ßlïnз]> yeah, just shut up <[·ßlïnз]> hey jessss <.jess the emo elf.> :yo. no comeback so you pick the grammer figures <[·ßlïnз]> nigga. i wasn't pickin grammar Forte <[·ßlïnз]> now shut the fuck up. what ever nerd Check out how many people are in hell <[·ßlïnз]> nigga please. flips you offf again <[·ßlïnз]> -fucks your mom again- can you ssee it <[·ßlïnз]> back off. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> blind: 1 will: -43 Hmm. shall i press it on your blind face <[·ßlïnз]> press what? <[·ßlïnз]> nigga wtfx the bird Malevolent: 500 Blind: -50 <[·ßlïnз]> what bird? prsses it on your face <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> forte: infinity squared <[·ßlïnз]> malevolent: 10x2 blind: 0 shsush homo <[·ßlïnз]> wait shit. Malevolent: infinity cubed JESSS GG duck <.jess the emo elf.> :Hey <[·ßlïnз]> blind: 0x679 dicks are flying 0 x 679 = 0 dipshit fancy lol <[·ßlïnз]> 0x679 = hex code, dumbass Haha That isn hex is a penis <[·ßlïnз]> > That isn't a hexidecimal code. <[·ßlïnз]> shut the fuck up Hexidecimals are used on internet color codes <[·ßlïnз]> nigga. you wish you were a penis though <.jess the emo elf.> :K. im going to sleep. dont you <[·ßlïnз]> it can also be used to translate into text and numbers <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> if i had a pussy <[·ßlïnз]> kk? They go like so... #000000 - Black #FFFFFF - White etc. dickless <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i'd want it to be black <.jess the emo elf.> :Night Mike and Will. <[·ßlïnз]> nighty jess Those are hexidecimals. waves bye we are measuring lol Thank God. BOO lol <[·ßlïnз]> malevolent, if you only think you know what you're talking about, shut up, because hex is more than color codes in HTML you wish nigger no shit? <[·ßlïnз]> >> No, hexidecimals were designed for HTML color coding only. <[·ßlïnз]> get the fuck away from me lmao your so smart All the others are fake shit that some moron uses. <[·ßlïnз]> right. you all ar fucking idiots <[·ßlïnз]> at least we can type, will for shame fartey <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fat mother fucker Photoshop and advanced paint programs use online hexidecimal codes for coloring on templates. for hanging out with retards bad boy But that is it. spanks <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ill quit hanging out with your mother bad bad bad <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you're supposed to be dead find smart friends fooker <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i know what happened yea you forgot to disconnect idot Hey WiLL <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you ugly mother fucker <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i know what happened to you type in 'signoff what you want retardo ? tooo slow lick my anus fooker <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> unless you use baby wipes <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> not happening I'm sorry, I don't like jigaboo anus. Only white chocolate. ill use thenm just for yoyu <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i bet you have hairs on your ass longer than the hair on my head whats your deal you blind and a mute Will, do you have trouble facing the fact that you lack genitals? i have a problem facing the fact that your thinking of my genitals you faggot <[·ßlïnз]> oh <[·ßlïnз]> burn <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> he nearly typed a proper sentence But I just said you lack genitals. Therefore making your stupidity margin even larger then it already was. Wow, GG. i only lack the ones you are thinking of <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> eh you like my balls <[·ßlïnз]> ... i dunno.. lmao Genitals can include vagina. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> salty ballz Maybe I was thinking of that. yu like spicey balls dont lie <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mexican dick <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> el spicy i got an italian peter for you saucey <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i fuck the help > < @469,174 I enjoy long walks on the beach and I also enjoy breaching male anal with my well hung genital figure. lol GG. i knew you was gay <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol lol <[·ßlïnз]> FFA5.. Owned. > shut your fae nigger smacks let me advis you aout something <[·ßlïnз]> At least I have genitals, Will. youre a PUSSY @148,262 Everytime I even remotely think about rectum I get aroused in such a way that even God himself is jealous. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i dont think having a dick matters unless it's longer than all five of your fingers and forte find some new friends yo @380,354 Everytime I even remotely think about rectum I get aroused in such a way that even God himself is jealous. these two lack skills <[·ßlïnз]> let me advise you about something. they keys on the keyboard have a specific layout. they don't move. find the correct keys and hit them. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> pwntx28937 M.a.l.e.v.o.I.e.n.t: @380,354 Everytime I even remotely think about rectum I get aroused in such a way that even God himself is jealous. like i said <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> like nobody saw the log, dickyank @126,262 And I lack a penis. WiLL I didn't say that according to my screenshot. like he had to waist the time o do all that My screenshot seems to think you said that. GG <[·ßlïnз]> ah, so you were thinking of the male genitals, malevolent.. your rwetardo friend wanna play hide and seek ? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> dude If I were thinking of male genitals then you wouldn't be here blind. <[·ßlïnз]> nigga i hide my dick in your mom <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> that's a good idea for palace <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> hide and seek yo <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you hide Because you are the true epitome of mangina. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ill seek <[·ßlïnз]> you clearly spoofed onto will "And I lack a penis" i know youd like it that weay but im not retarded Of course you lack a penis. <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol ok <[·ßlïnз]> therefore, when you said he had no genitals, you were in fact thinking of a penis and not a vagina. and you It takes a bigger man to admit his problems blind. I'm happy for you.. go suck your momz tity no milk here <[·ßlïnз]> yeah pussy <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> haha trent <[·ßlïnз]> your momz tity Yea? <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> two people told me they were dating, so i said that to them lol @133,273 PENIS thats why he gots the parental advisory avatar on cause his bitch ass still stuck on his momz >>>>>>>>>> <[·ßlïnз]> what? You are too young to understand WiLL. <[·ßlïnз]> you make no sense nicca. read Go read you're howdy doody magazines. oh yea i fergot internet dont come in brail, you must be a fake fuck off <[·ßlïnз]> I must be a fake. Blind. \theres an echo <[·ßlïnз]> I forgot the internet doesn't come in retard, get off it. dude the shades dont make you look blind they make you look like a fucking fag WiLL's brain operates like the female PMS period. Random, painful, and unsanitarily. as your momma she might know and if not <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> my mom gives wild head ask your pussy father WiLL, I think you would know more. i know she does heh' <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> dude and so do you <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> next time she climbs ontop you <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> smack her in the tits <[·ßlïnз]> lmfao <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> drives her wild As with those statements you just opposed me with, prove that your brain operates like a reproductive organ. dude i want her to smack my tits <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah you got bigger tits than her tell her to get it right or im not paying the next time <[·ßlïnз]> forte, this has got to be going on the no IQ page, correct? that means no lunch for you lol <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah Forte, I bet will is losing some weight in his man boobs because he gets a vigorous work-out from click from person to person on here. <[·ßlïnз]> you smack his left tit, the right one will jiggle for three weeks. dude howbout i give you my addresss and you send your daddy here so i can kick his asss ... andif you want some you can come too ---------------------- (Note: Nar) bud_frost45> Q: What's the difference betweena sorority girl and a broom closet? bud_frost45> A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. bud_frost45> Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? bud_frost45> A: We don't know - it's never happened. ---------------------- ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë: anyone want the room? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: me · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: give me · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: nowwwwwww ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë: yes *** Ownership transferred to · . F.o·r.t·e. · *** You are kicking out ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë *** ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë kicked out by · . F.o·r.t·e. · ---------------------- (Note: Nar) LDS_Nivek> all right this is getting really gay, we need to play _sOuLGaShForte_> what's getting gay LDS_Nivek> just sitting here doing nothing _sOuLGaShForte_> who's sitting here doing nothing? wtf LDS_Nivek> every on _sOuLGaShForte_> what's an on LDS_Nivek> one _sOuLGaShForte_> what one LDS_Nivek> every one _sOuLGaShForte_> what is everyone doing? LDS_Nivek> what the crap _sOuLGaShForte_> i dunno, what the crap? LDS_Nivek> sitting doing nothing _sOuLGaShForte_> who is sitting doing nothing? LDS_Nivek> every one _sOuLGaShForte_> who is every one LDS_Nivek> your fat butt face _sOuLGaShForte_> why am i a butt face LDS_Nivek> hmmm i wonder why _sOuLGaShForte_> why do you wonder why LDS_Nivek> why do you wonder why _sOuLGaShForte_> why do you wonder why i wonder why? LDS_Nivek> i dunno why _sOuLGaShForte_> you win, i cant counter that LDS_Nivek> hahahaha ------------------- (Note: Nar) WLP_milkman_6> lol R34GTRbrat2> how many fucking servers are u using to pull this stunt off WLP? LOL WLP_milkman_6> pfft _sOuLGaShForte_> blah blah blah incoherent? LOL severen> owned ------------------- (Note: Nar) NRN_R_sumo1> gj forte NRN_R_sumo1> get the patch NRN_R_sumo1> or a shitty comp _sOuLGaShForte_> what patch NRN_R_sumo1> either way _sOuLGaShForte_> sumo NRN_R_sumo1> 1.01 _sOuLGaShForte_> what patch NRN_R_sumo1> its an old one _sOuLGaShForte_> it's 1:01? NRN_R_sumo1> 1.01 NRN_R_sumo1> yes _sOuLGaShForte_> i thought it was 9 pm NRN_R_sumo1> . not: NRN_R_sumo1> -_- _sOuLGaShForte_> not what NRN_R_sumo1> not : NRN_R_sumo1> not a colon NRN_R_sumo1> meh NRN_R_sumo1> wasting my breath here NRN_R_sumo1> lol _sOuLGaShForte_> you dont have a colon? NRN_R_sumo1> -_- NRN_R_sumo1 exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) SleazyCarrion3 enters. SleazyCarrion3> hey i just went to play jedi outcast and i put me in your room OSP_Forte> dick SleazyCarrion3> launch it already OSP_Forte> launch what SleazyCarrion3> someones got a game up OSP_Forte> where SleazyCarrion3> nm anyone here want to play jedi outcast OSP_Forte> what is jedi outcast SleazyCarrion3> jedi knight 2 jedi outcast OSP_Forte> what is that SleazyCarrion3> a game OSP_Forte> what game SleazyCarrion3> r u stupid OSP_Forte> what do you think SleazyCarrion3> yea OSP_Forte> you sure? -------------------- Piggy: hi whats up? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: you tell me Piggy: um you · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: what about me Piggy: are up · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: who's up Goodbye Blue Sky[gomez]: what thelame Piggy: that stick thats up your ass · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: what stick Piggy: hmm u tell me · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: tell you what Piggy: tell me what · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? Piggy: ? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? --------------------- (Note: Nar) HiGhWinD_DoG> who would possibly want to chat with john chaser +JohnChaser> You shut up. HiGhWinD_DoG> don't tell me to shut up newbie HiGhWinD_DoG> go do your little faggy job somewhere OSP_Forte> rotfl HiGhWinD_DoG> and quit dicking around HiGhWinD_DoG> lazy bitch HiGhWinD_DoG> nobody gives a damn about your little chat thing HiGhWinD_DoG> do you really think people will come just to talk to you? HiGhWinD_DoG> you remind me of element god HiGhWinD_DoG exits. --------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> bonjour miseur bodfoy, est comment votre penis aujourd'hui? jajja dP_NegS__> lol _ReLinQu1sH_sf_> lol WODZ_TEXT_GOD> whats so damn funny OSP_Forte> you speaking french TF_Bodfoy> mon penis fait mal à cause de l`amour! WODZ_TEXT_GOD> ROTFL --------------------- Saint Sadistic: Your fat girlfriend. Saint Sadistic: Ok wtf. · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: why are you saying my gf is fat when you outweigh my washing machine by 15 pounds °¤¢ª²¤°[roll.wit.you-ciara<3]: lol [.Disarm__x.][Mat's]: lol Saint Sadistic: That's sad considering your girlfriend outweighs me by Louie Anderson. --------------------- Piggy: wow u are a dumbass · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: PIGGY STFU .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: DUMBASS! .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: owned <3 Piggy: im not dumb · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol yes you are IM NOT JEN: U GUIZ R MEAN :F .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: XD · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: you cant even spell dumb ass · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtf lol .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: exactly Piggy: i just know what im talking about .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: agreedm forte · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: you know about dumb questions? · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: you are a dumb question .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: haha · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: your dad 10 years ago: condom, or no condom? Piggy: i know Piggy: my dads dead Piggy: i dont know · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: exactly.. Piggy: suck it dry! · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: LOLFLss Piggy exits. .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: haha .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: she got offened .ß®îñg·mè.±ø·lîfè[šè®]: >:D ----------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> why do sysops even bother showing up +KeyweeKat> cos we can? WODZ_TEXT_GOD> no you can't kat +KeyweeKat> oi we're players too ya know WODZ_TEXT_GOD> go get a real hobbie WODZ_TEXT_GOD> then go buy a game that didn't die 6 years ago +KeyweeKat> dun be mean OSP_Forte> screw you WODZ_TEXT_GOD> buying JK for $3 at walmart doesnt make you a player of this game WODZ_TEXT_GOD> i'm not being mean, you +KeyweeKat> i'll take you off my hug list WODZ_TEXT_GOD> you're just lying WODZ_TEXT_GOD> i don't care for your malaria infested hugs WODZ_TEXT_GOD> now go clean your yeast infection and report to gtfo.com WODZ_TEXT_GOD> gg ---------------------- (Note: Nar) nestor6766 enters. nestor6766> alguien que hable español OSP_Forte> el no spico, comprende? nestor6766 exits. ---------------------- (Note: Nar) Darth_Gnarl_> fuk of forte _NOFpuXnk420_> rofl _NOFpuXnk420_> watch out _NOFpuXnk420_> hes got his brainded logger on OSP_Forte> fuk of forte OSP_Forte> the fuck of me Darth_Gnarl_> yeah yeah you gonna play puxes getto level Darth_Gnarl_> lets go _NOFpuXnk420_> hahaha _NOFpuXnk420_> no _NOFpuXnk420_> weer nt _NOFpuXnk420_> i was just joking _NOFpuXnk420_> to get ur goat _NOFpuXnk420_> who really wants to play OSP_Forte> what the fuck is a getto Darth_Gnarl_> yeah your better than me cause I cant type OSP_Forte> yes i am.. wtf Darth_Gnarl_> I have a clear keyboard and the lights are off OSP_Forte> i dont understand how that affects typing OSP_Forte> i can do it with my eyes closed OSP_Forte> watch: OSP_Forte> call my fucking cat orange, suck my dick OSP_Forte> i typed that with them closed^ Darth_Gnarl_> like I said your better than me happy now now stfu OSP_Forte> ok dont stutter, im not going to beat you up through the monitor ----------------- Malevolent says: I still haven't even put in morrowind GOTYE Malevolent says: I need to play it I guess. · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: you're such a dick · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: wtf · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: kind of dick Malevolent says: I've been around you too much. What can I say? · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: has morrowind game of the year · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: and doesnt play it Malevolent says: wtf Malevolent says: kind of probe Malevolent says: has a cape Malevolent says: and poses as a megaman char · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: first of all mother fucker · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: it's a cloak Malevolent says: ajaja · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: secondly, forte is a bad ass character · . F.o·r.t·e. · says: his helmet is shaped like a cobra's head Malevolent says: forte is "bad ass" because he is "bad" to "ass" -------------------- (Note: Nar) _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> ok _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> this is a tough _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> question... OSP_Forte> dude OSP_Forte> shut up OSP_Forte> what's wrong with you OSP_Forte> you come in here every day and type illogical and nonsensical bullshit that nobody understands OSP_Forte> you make us all want to become murderers for your sake OSP_Forte> what the fuck are you OSP_Forte> some sort of fat albino kid in a basement OSP_Forte> have you ever even seen a female OSP_Forte> you must weigh like 300 pounds _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> *Ignored OSP_Forte> i swear to god i'd fucking beat you up and rape you in the ass _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Ok... OSP_Forte> take pictures of your tiny cock and show everyone in nar _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> This is a tough but smart question for Nar only... _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Who in Nar has ever.... _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> Welll... dP_NegS__> thats the hardest ive ever seen anyone owned dP_NegS__> gg forte, your rep just went up 10 points ------------------- (Note: A sysop allowing me to harass Jezzebel) (Nar) OSP_Forte> i just beat jezz _JeZzEBeL420_> let it burn wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn dP_st0wnd_> jezz still pwns dP_st0wnd_> she doesnt uise sidestep dP_st0wnd_> automatic speed and movement disadvantage right there OSP_Forte> that makes her a newb _JeZzEBeL420_> no that makes me lazy dP_st0wnd_> nah just makes her dP_st0wnd_> well yeah OSP_Forte> gay OSP_Forte> stupid OSP_Forte> a cunt dP_st0wnd_> u explained it very well OSP_Forte> loser dP_st0wnd_> haha OSP_Forte> wigger dP_st0wnd_> dood dP_st0wnd_> it could be worse +zeMaGis> good ole fotre +zeMaGis> forte dP_st0wnd_> she could lag OSP_Forte> hi magis dP_st0wnd_> and then be completely newbie dP_st0wnd_> + dP_st0wnd_> i make her elite when she plays in ffa's w/ me dP_st0wnd_> hehe _JeZzEBeL420_> u see how he's talking to me _JeZzEBeL420_> .. sysop OSP_Forte> you deserve it and he knows it +zeMaGis> my eyes are bad today dP_st0wnd_> haha MoF_Apollo> hah _JeZzEBeL420_> fag dP_st0wnd_> he's ignoring mean ness eX_SFC_Gauntlet> lol +zeMaGis> they are still bad +zeMaGis> but getting better _JeZzEBeL420_> thats what happens when u go gay --------------------- (Note: Nar) _JeZzEBeL420_> gotta wait like 3 weeks for them to hook up dsl cuz bubba's pick up broke down or something --------------------- (Note: Nar) JZA_RAEPS_YUO WHOS THAT FUCKER WHO LIVES IN A DUSTBIN JZA_RAEPS_YUO THE GREEN BASTARD, ON SESAME STREET AOD_Blyther ....errr...hulk? --------------------- (Note: Nar) lllNaiLzlll learn to type u illeterate --------------------- (Note: Nar) MoF_StarWarsBoy> noobs think im an easy take when they see i play light. Then shit to death when they get beat OSP_Forte> i beat you once a long time ago in bespin MoF_StarWarsBoy> i remember most instances MoF_StarWarsBoy> were you the one using protection? OSP_Forte> i use dark OSP_Forte> i like my force like i like my men MoF_StarWarsBoy> Widfirez did. and BLaDeZ did. and a couple more times I can't remember who beat me. And one person I played we kept going more negative. It was funny. OSP_Forte> wildfire taught me to gun before ViruZ did OSP_Forte> in trial MoF_StarWarsBoy> it was like we had to change the rules of the game. whoever gets to minus 10 first loses MoF_StarWarsBoy> lol OSP_Forte> i bet you've never been laid MoF_StarWarsBoy> me? OSP_Forte> no, the guy next to you OSP_Forte> ... MoF_StarWarsBoy> remeber when I posted my game heading "Losing virginity BRB"? OSP_Forte> yes MoF_StarWarsBoy> it was true OSP_Forte> having sex with pillows isnt losing your virginity MoF_StarWarsBoy> haha MoF_StarWarsBoy> NAr will always be a special place for me MoF_StarWarsBoy> many good memories ------------------ (Note: Nar) AthrunZala3> hi all OSP_Forte> hi OSP_Forte> how r u? AthrunZala3> good OSP_Forte> o AthrunZala3> how about you OSP_Forte> that sux OSP_Forte> i wood b better if u dyed AthrunZala3> thats fine ------------------- Kenji The Action Hero says: o_- Forte says: hi Kenji The Action Hero says: forte Forte says: kenji Kenji The Action Hero says: ? Forte says: ? yourself Kenji The Action Hero says: buying degrassi season 1 Forte says: you need to stop being a woman :\ Kenji The Action Hero says: lol Kenji The Action Hero says: *sigh* Kenji The Action Hero says: it's just... Kenji The Action Hero says: it's confusing to think that show actually has a group of fans.. Kenji The Action Hero says: and a lot of them Forte says: :( Kenji The Action Hero says: and they're all chicks Kenji The Action Hero says: it's so depressing... Forte says: what's more depressing is that you care that much Forte says: it hurts my feelings Kenji The Action Hero says: what's even more depressing is that your face is...dumb...looking. Forte says: OUCH Kenji The Action Hero says: omigoshpwnedkthxbai Forte says: ;[ ------------------ (Note: Laugh) who poot me in this ------------------ <[Åñg릷øƒ·ß®ºkèñ·±è宧]> im in the mood to play with my avs <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> my mind is dirty Playing sound file: NO )no dont get lame ------------------ (Note: Frusteration leads to suicide) (Nar) FilThi_Wan enters. FilThi_Wan> sup 4tay OSP_Forte> shut up OSP_Forte> i saw that shit coming FilThi_Wan> long time no see OSP_Forte> you predictable lewd FilThi_Wan> lol FilThi_Wan> sick old man OSP_Forte> im 18 FilThi_Wan> i feel for the youth then OSP_Forte> why? FilThi_Wan> bcuz of idiots like you OSP_Forte> i am an idiot but you cannot grasp onto a french conversion of "Fort" OSP_Forte> you're a shit OSP_Forte> dieeeeeeeee FilThi_Wan> no thx OSP_Forte> www.geocities.com/fortes_ss2/noIQ.txt FilThi_Wan> is that about u? OSP_Forte> no OSP_Forte> it's about people like yopu OSP_Forte> you* FilThi_Wan> like yopu, eh OSP_Forte> be careful OSP_Forte> there's words over four letters long OSP_Forte> you might hurt yourself FilThi_Wan> and ur sure its not about u FilThi_Wan> my IQ is 187, i have no fear of infidels such as yourself OSP_Forte> that means what exactly? FilThi_Wan> that you are a jew-baby crack head OSP_Forte> see OSP_Forte> that comment right there proves the theory that IQs dont mean shit FilThi_Wan> and so they dont OSP_Forte> i have an IQ of 120+ and i can just trash you around like nothing OSP_Forte> you OSP_Forte> cant OSP_Forte> even FilThi_Wan> right OSP_Forte> say OSP_Forte> FORT FilThi_Wan> like nothing FilThi_Wan> because you cant throw 'nothing OSP_Forte> what is with the aprostrophe FilThi_Wan> *'nothing' OSP_Forte> you FOOL OSP_Forte> OMGZ OSP_Forte> A TYPO OSP_Forte> *ACTS LIKE YOU* OSP_Forte> LOLZ U R N IDIOT OSP_Forte> LURN TWO SPEL FilThi_Wan> there was nothing wrong with my spelling OSP_Forte> why? OSP_Forte> because you left out a single quote? FilThi_Wan> because i am perfect and u are not OSP_Forte> you make errors frequently, how are you perfect? OSP_Forte> dont you have sex with men? FilThi_Wan> you make errors like dead ppl lie in graves so what are you trying to prove and no i dont OSP_Forte> You make errors like dead people lie in graves, so what are you trying to prove? And, no, I don't.* OSP_Forte> yeah ok OSP_Forte> some punctuation might make your life force tolerable FilThi_Wan> and you cant pronounce forte, 4tay OSP_Forte> www.oed.com OSP_Forte> yes i can, and so can oxford OSP_Forte> learn to fucking pronounciate FilThi_Wan> and saying things that make sense might make your presence around me more tolerable OSP_Forte> i have made sense OSP_Forte> what is wrong in your brain OSP_Forte> this is why i dont smoke pot or drink FilThi_Wan> if your idea of what is wrong with my brain is what i think it is... OSP_Forte> or in your case, do coke FilThi_Wan> ...what is wrong with my brain is perfectly normal... FilThi_Wan> question is FilThi_Wan> what is wrong with yours? OSP_Forte> see that comment made no sense OSP_Forte> "what is wrong with my brain is perfectly normal" OSP_Forte> that was an incoherent sentence OSP_Forte> they have lessons for putting together a proper sentence in the third grade OSP_Forte> reverse time, genius FilThi_Wan> that is why you're supposed to put the whole thing together OSP_Forte> if i put the text you typed before it together with that, it still isnt proper FilThi_Wan> read from the word 'if', and finish at 'normal' OSP_Forte> i just said that, you cockblocked fool FilThi_Wan> are you angry with me because i get more attention from 'real' members of the oppisite sex? OSP_Forte> opposite* FilThi_Wan> typo OSP_Forte> i happen to have a girlfriend, and i give no impression that i dont OSP_Forte> since this isnt the eighties, intelligent men can get laid FilThi_Wan> like i said, i feel for the youth OSP_Forte> you should feel for yourself FilThi_Wan> now i am justified OSP_Forte> i'd have to kill myself if i was that stupid FilThi_Wan> no OSP_Forte> and TOTALLY OSP_Forte> fucking OSP_Forte> oblivious to it OSP_Forte> i have seen vertically challenged kids with a higher coordination factor than you OSP_Forte> oh my god.. OSP_Forte> i meant your presence in HERE, the shit you say FilThi_Wan> o................ FilThi_Wan> k............. FilThi_Wan> i have a rather relevant question for you FilThi_Wan> why are you here? FilThi_Wan> do u even play jk OSP_Forte> i dont see how that is relevant to your incredible intelligence dent OSP_Forte> i am trying to play bgj FilThi_Wan> or act gay all night long OSP_Forte> 1) OSP_Forte> it's day OSP_Forte> 5) OSP_Forte> I JUST GOT HERE FilThi_Wan> 1) its 1:40 am where i am, so i can say night OSP_Forte> 1 am is day OSP_Forte> AM IS DAY FilThi_Wan> 2) that just made no sense whatsoever OSP_Forte> what made no sense? FilThi_Wan> AM is when the moon is out, little grasshopper OSP_Forte> ........................... FilThi_Wan> PM is when the sun is high OSP_Forte> the moon has nothing to do with AM or PM OSP_Forte> the moon has been out during the day, and/or night OSP_Forte> you're a total idiot FilThi_Wan> and i dont know where your from, but i can have consenting sex with any MATURE female i want FilThi_Wan> 14 and up OSP_Forte> that is illegal in america FilThi_Wan> any younger than that, esp at your age would be sick FilThi_Wan> wrong OSP_Forte> uh, no it isnt wrong OSP_Forte> it's called pedophilia FilThi_Wan> let me show you how wrong u r FilThi_Wan> brb OSP_Forte> im not wrong you peon FilThi_Wan> my god FilThi_Wan> 14 is the legal consenting age in my state, moron OSP_Forte> well i dont live in alabama OSP_Forte> sorry OSP_Forte> well now the internet will know how gay you are FilThi_Wan> takes one to know one then OSP_Forte> i dont have to light my balls on fire to know it would hurt OSP_Forte> just as i dont have to be on a constant speed withdraw to know you're a fool FilThi_Wan> speed is for fags newayz FilThi_Wan> why would u even touch that shit FilThi_Wan> queer OSP_Forte> ............... --------------------- (Note: Ouch) (Nar) j4z_Frag> your mom creamed in 2.5 seconds forte OSP_Forte> my mother has problems cumming, you liar OSP_Forte> not that i would know j4z_Frag> not with me j4z_Frag> only with you --------------------- (Note: Nar) OSP_Forte> like my daddy always said OSP_Forte> women are stupid firefro0> ur woman OSP_Forte> i wish i was a woman OSP_Forte> then i could be oblivious to logic and get through life on my back firefro0> i like on knees firefro0> then i could be oblivious to logic and get through life on my knees Droid_spyman432 exits. ---------------------- (Note: Nar) HiGhWinD_DoG> smells like cabage and moth balls OSP_Forte> hahaha OSP_Forte> moth balls are elite BeefCaike> i ate one once BeefCaike> i thought it was a mint ---------------------- (Note: They just don't get it) Lena: time for my lunch Lena: a big fat pickle ---------------------- (Note: Nar) mattboy746> fuk you OSP_Forte> :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^) mattboy746> fuck that is a lot HiGhWinD_DoG> OSP_Forte :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^) HiGhWinD_DoG> OSP_Forte :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P :):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^):):(:D:S:|:P:[:^) mattboy746> fu ck that is a lot more mattboy746> by fuckers mattboy746 exits. ---------------------- Saint Sadistic: Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed? Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television. devastator.: why is 6 afraid of 7, cuz 7, 8, 9 Saint Sadistic: Because it's black. ---------------------- :throat pain.. from my bf =) ---------------------- (Note: Nar) kyleisback> cant join kyleisback> why _sOuLGaShForte_> gays only kyleisback> i had this prob before kyleisback> i am not _sOuLGaShForte_> that could be because this is not battlegrounds kyleisback> i know kyleisback> jk df2 kyleisback> right _sOuLGaShForte_> ok _sOuLGaShForte_> yes kyleisback> need help _sOuLGaShForte_> what problem do you have kyleisback> it loads _sOuLGaShForte_> and kyleisback> the movie _sOuLGaShForte_> firewall/router kyleisback> and the main screean kyleisback> i have no idea _sOuLGaShForte_> that is the problem _sOuLGaShForte_> something prevents you from making a connection to the host, like a firewall or a router kyleisback> how do i remove it _sOuLGaShForte_> beat the shit out of your comp kyleisback> cmon seriously _sOuLGaShForte_> im being serious _sOuLGaShForte_> few people manage to get around router issues _sOuLGaShForte_> best thing to do is get rid of it kyleisback> how _sOuLGaShForte_> talk to your comp people _sOuLGaShForte_> do i look like i work at dell kyleisback> i cant see u _sOuLGaShForte_> bs _sOuLGaShForte_> isnt this yahoo visual dating program? kyleisback> what about joining kyleisback> what _sOuLGaShForte_> oh snap! kyleisback> joining? kyleisback> please _sOuLGaShForte_> alt and f4 kyleisback> no _sOuLGaShForte_> right now _sOuLGaShForte_> do it kyleisback> no no no kyleisback> hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllllllloooooo kyleisback> bye kyleisback> cya --------------------- <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you probably cant spell <ƒ¡ÑÀ£·ƒãñ†ã§¥·øƒ·Ð®ÈÀM§> god <ƒ¡ÑÀ£·ƒãñ†ã§¥·øƒ·Ð®ÈÀM§> i can <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> nope <· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> spell "cow" <ƒ¡ÑÀ£·ƒãñ†ã§¥·øƒ·Ð®ÈÀM§> cow --------------------- (Note: This is an awkward email I received) From : richard Sent : Friday, October 15, 2004 3:55 AM To : Subject : h0rneeaanimmalz that b1tchezz like to rub over18 c0ntent nice s0metimes it's so eazy 2 c0p some addmission 2 the first-class cite of l1vest0kk humperz 1) me 0) the 1) who an the words(2 and. words(2 http://us.ard.yahoo.com.3812226.andwahllyywalrusand.com/gan/ too bee de-listed more ads simply kopy aanndd aste www.us.ard.yahoo.com.3812226.youaremovingoutandwbee.com/wvc in to your brow5er words(2 an words(4 an 6 the her the 5 and words(5 1) to 0) an 1) the her and words(2 you 0) words(1 the 0) to 1) who her and words(2 and 9 see you later, 1 -------------------- (Note: Nar) NegS_420> kirby get xfire NegS_420> i bet you can play neopets on it Liable_Kitty> what -------------------- (Note: Nar) HorkoWashington> i beat off last nite then realized my cousin left without turning the webcam off. i think the whole world was watching me -------------------- (Note: Nar) Darth_Gnarl_> well may as well take my whole paycheck to nig town and buy alot of crack -------------------- devastator.: hey jacob devastator.: guess what · . F.o·r.t·e. ·: uh devastator.: river side motha frootloopsa *drive bys jacob* -------------------- (Note: Shawn burns this girl and never actually realizes it) (An asian woman shows her picture) °Shawn°: where was you born? °Shawn°: in this nation? (u|>|>Y (/-\|e/\/Gu|/\/§: korea but i moved here when i was 4 °Shawn°: so thats why you look like that -------------------- The Cxnt: MINI WEENIES ARE SO GOOD. -------------------- fuknuGGet.: what the frootloops íXîøN: fuck sauce Engel [K.O.] Tier: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuknuGGet.: this is gay fuknuGGet.: everyones fucccking and i cant -------------------- touché, Devy. MAN you're awesome. high five! *slap* did you just molest me -------------------- lolz my band has a racist song called "we don't like chinese people because they look like they're squintin" -------------------- (Note: Nar) FilThi_Wan enters. _not_forte_> looool FilThi_Wan> hmmm FilThi_Wan> dont know what to think here.... _not_forte_> ? _not_forte_> ABOUT WHAT FilThi_Wan> that name _not_forte_> what name FilThi_Wan> yours _not_forte_> what about my name FilThi_Wan> makes one wonder _not_forte_> about what FilThi_Wan> fuckin 4tay man FilThi_Wan> nvm -------------------- (Note: What would make me think that women use men to get what they want?) I want sex lol i do too lol when u coming home? ahem lol very soon lol when u comeing back to edmonton? by saturday i tihnk awesome Chris I want a fucking kid lol I'm serious ----------------------- ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: *be's gothic* yo dude. ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: Im so good in acting ;P ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: so good it hurts :D Jack Bo: acting or.. being Jack Bo: i would seriously beat the shit out of you in real lyfe ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: lol. Jack Bo: you could call me daddy and it would be life like devastator.: lolz ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps: like I'd care if you beat the shit out of me or not. ----------------------- <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=ShoddiIy Scraps> I'm going to suck huge cock when I grow up. <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=ShoddiIy Scraps> Want me to lick your pussy <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps> punkassh. <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=Shoddily Scraps> no? <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=ShoddiIy Scraps> i like it doggeh style <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤=ShoddiIy Scraps> can i suck your cock? lol ----------------------- Q: Scientists find the skull of a woman over 2000 years old. How did they know it was a woman's? A: The mouth was open. ----------------------- Q: What does a girl get when she mixes a puzzle and a riddle together? A: Confused. ----------------------- (Note: Quick story) Girl A: Two men are in love with me... Murray and George... Girl B: Can't make up your mind who the lucky one will be? Girl A: Murray will marry me, and George will be the lucky one! ----------------------- íXîøN: im not like you IM NOT JEN: stfu im going to act mad íXîøN: i dont get done with one person and skip right on to the next within minutes IM NOT JEN: wtf íXîøN: hell you dont even wait for the current one to end IM NOT JEN: who am i dating now? íXîøN: the fuckin world? IM NOT JEN: EXACTLY ----------------------- Angel of Kite: nvm Angel of Kite: shes gone . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: who's gone Angel of Kite: not me . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: what's not you Angel of Kite: im not gone . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why arent you Angel of Kite: y would i be . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why shouldnt you be Angel of Kite: cuz im not idiot . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why arent you an idiot Angel of Kite: shut up . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: lol Angel of Kite: grrrrrrrrr final fantasy of dreams: ur driving me nuts . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why am i driving you nuts final fantasy of dreams: cuz ur mean . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why am i mean final fantasy of dreams: u run that mouth . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: what mouth final fantasy of dreams: omg final fantasy of dreams: shut up . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: most people stop half that far final fantasy of dreams: yay u shut up . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: im kinda busy final fantasy of dreams: omg supprizing . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: why? . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: im usually busy . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: you're just.. . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: unimportant final fantasy of dreams: cuz u dont normaly shut up ¤†‡†.Shadow.†‡†¤: :lmao . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: dont get mad at me because i know how to carry on a conversation and leave out "ASL" final fantasy of dreams: i dont care about asl . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: i guess not after you've already had phone sex with them final fantasy of dreams: omg final fantasy of dreams: i did not . ·F.o·r.t·e·.: i was just kidding... final fantasy of dreams: omg --------------------- (Note: Nar) Highlander5001> i want to play Highlander5001> :( _not_forte_> me too Highlander5001> join my game if u wanna PLAY NOW!!! _not_forte_> oh shit Highlander5001> NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! _not_forte_> i dont wanna play with you Highlander5001> :( Highlander5001> im sad _not_forte_> i dont associate with the help Highlander5001> ? Highlander5001> does any1 here even play?!? Highlander5001> wtf!??! _not_forte_> dubya tee eff?!?!?!? Highlander5001> hey they bleeped it Highlander5001> FUCKING Highlander5001> cool _not_forte_> turn the filter off Highlander5001> FUCK U ALL Highlander5001> JOIN NOW OR FUCKING DIE Highlander5001> lol _not_forte_> :l EAH_XxHeReTiKxX> lol Highlander5001> fuck bitch tits noob ass mofo Mutha FUCKA Highlander5001> ASSSS Highlander5001> ASS _not_forte_> rotfl Highlander5001> rotfl? Highlander5001> yea i dont kno wat that is Highlander5001> so what u wanna fight about it? j4z_Frag> stfu j4z_Frag> you are retarded Highlander5001> i WANNA PLAY FUCKING DARKFORCES ------------------- (Note: Nar) j4z_Frag> he killed me two times forte j4z_Frag> i was on the phone eX_SFC_Gauntlet> 8-) j4z_Frag> dont look at me you fuck eX_SFC_Gauntlet> fine eX_SFC_Gauntlet> :| j4z_Frag> thats better j4z_Frag> now stfu j4z_Frag> as well eX_SFC_Gauntlet> nah, I'm actually looking for a game of sabz j4z_Frag> fucking owned eX_SFC_Gauntlet> 0mg j00 1337 h4x0r ------------------- (Note: Nar) WODZ_TEXT_GOD> flood WODZ_TEXT_GOD> flood WODZ_TEXT_GOD> flood WODZ_TEXT_GOD> flood WODZ_TEXT_GOD> nar=owned ------------------- (Note: Nar) WAR_Nuker> my dick always smells awful WAR_Nuker> i must say WAR_Nuker> i have had sexual relations with too many food products and dead bodies eX_SFC_Gauntlet> ah, food products, just don't stay in the ice cream too long WAR_Nuker> ever fucked snow? eX_SFC_Gauntlet> no, don't want to hear a story either WAR_Nuker> well then you are no fun eX_SFC_Gauntlet> not with snow... WAR_Nuker> open your options man WAR_Nuker> there are so many things you can fuck WAR_Nuker> just look around your room eX_SFC_Gauntlet> but this is a kitchen.... WAR_Nuker> kitchen WAR_Nuker> even better WAR_Nuker> fuck the stove WAR_Nuker> how many times can anyone say theyve fucked a stove j4z_Frag> hopefully only one time WAR_Nuker> me too...ima go fuck the stove j4z_Frag> get it hot first j4z_Frag> believe me WAR_Nuker> wierd fucker ------------------- Inquiry: WTF? ------------------- <+ Jessisaurus Rex> I'm out. Out of what? TEHE <+ Jessisaurus Rex> here. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Lol WHAT'S THAT? <+ Jessisaurus Rex> OUT OF PALACE. Um. Buy some more? <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Im going to bed retard. :[ How gay. And so much like me. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Well, I also have been up for two days on 2 hours of sleep. lol Not likely. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Very likely. o_O Uh, no. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> How do you know? lol uh, i'm sure you wouldn't be on the frootloopsing computer at 2:40 am <+ Jessisaurus Rex> SHAHA <+ Jessisaurus Rex> I wonder what I'm doing "Man, I'm so tired...I think I'll chat to help me BORE MYSELF TO DEATH and stay up!" <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Right now. At 2:40 am. Plus, you haven't even made any spelling mistakes. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> So? <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Don't have to spell wrong to be tired. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Jeeezus. Your mind is working pretty damned good for a druggie cokewhore that's only had a 4-hour total of sleep in 2 days. <íXîøN> rotfl <+ Jessisaurus Rex> HAHA. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Cokewhore. <+ Jessisaurus Rex> Love it. --------------------- WTF? <íXîøN> lllllol back up, betta give me 3 feet iight, iight! hehehe whats shakin my big dik uhm... sweet nd 16 guage ballz <íXîøN> o_0 sho me ur pic, sexc now uhm im a guy you muppet i no so, sho me i dont have one on here BS hahaha sho me! i just got the damn software r u gay or somethin? sho me ur body <íXîøN> :rotfl wow your like so cool cooler den u fag right.... atleast i can spell no u cant fag im glad you find this so amusing mayb ur jus 2 gay 2 spell corecty gayfag huh huh gayhomo!!! hAHAHAHA ROFL!!!1111 whre do u live?? none of your busines s my dad iz a drug deeler he has knivez <íXîøN> hahaha he should get guns 2bad fag i h8 u! (Kenji leaves) just a suggestion <íXîøN> lol wow... i see the maturity level around this place hasnt changed since I last used the palace whats up little star person (Kenji comes back) oh god <íXîøN> well he's just messing around HI! let me guess your not kenji NOPE what a relief y cuz ur gay? that guy was a total dingus no u r no u r SHUTUP (Kenji leaves) hahaha <íXîøN> rotfl 3 2 1 (Kenji comes back) who called it I did. haha so yeah ..... KEKE What's wrong, Chaz? nothing, just this place is a CHAT room not much of that going on as of the moment Mainly because it's 3 AM EASTERN. eh, time is for suckers And I should go to bed. as is sleep I'm still too cool for you. Stud muffin. k I like to sleep with my stuffed animals whatever floats your boat i like to sleep with the severed heads of hookers makes me all warm and fuzzy Explains where my mom's head went ha ----------------- (Note: Nar) _not_forte_> i am supposed to have a good month, because i am aries _JeZzEBeL420_> what capricorn say _not_forte_> hold _JeZzEBeL420_> probably not good .. ive been having a shitty couple weeks :/ _JeZzEBeL420_> im gonna lose my job sometime this month i do believe _not_forte_> Capricorn - You might as well shoot yourself, because nobody loves you and your grotesque face is considered assault to human eyesight. _JeZzEBeL420_> lol _JeZzEBeL420_> ur an asshole ----------------- (Note: I stole this girl, EliteMofo's name) (Nar) EIiteMofo4> LOL EliteMofo4> A NEST FOR FUCKING TOADS?! MoF_Ziggy> . dP_NegS__> what Malevolent_sf> You are the one who rapes donkeys and goats. dP_NegS__> forte lol EliteMofo4> you can tone it down about 27 notches bud.. EIiteMofo4> LOL Malevolent_sf> And tries to discover new forms of STD's to pass on to your friends. FilThi_Wan> and A FEST FOR NUCKING TOADS too MoF_Ziggy> hehehe EliteMofo4> fjkd;fjds EIiteMofo4> PHALLICALLY STAB ME IN THE CROTCH, NOS/NEGS?!?!? EIiteMofo4> PHALLICALLY STAB ME IN THE CROTCH, NOS/NEGS?!?!? EIiteMofo4> PHALLICALLY STAB ME IN THE CROTCH, NOS/NEGS?!?!? EIiteMofo4> PHALLICALLY STAB ME IN THE CROTCH, NOS/NEGS?!?!? Malevolent_sf> HAHA EliteMofo4> EWWW.. Malevolent_sf> FORTAY dP_NegS__> hahha FilThi_Wan> d00d its 4tay EIiteMofo4> I NO I LOOK MEXICAN, BUT IT'S BS dP_NegS__> lol Malevolent_sf> haha FilThi_Wan> he hates it when u say that EliteMofo4> fuck u.. EliteMofo4> lol EIiteMofo4> no dP_NegS__> fortay FilThi_Wan> 4tay EIiteMofo4> IT'S FORT EIiteMofo4> WTF EIiteMofo4> IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE EliteMofo4> im leaving.. im gonna go play something else.. Malevolent_sf> FORTAY Malevolent_sf> FORTAY Malevolent_sf> FORTAY Malevolent_sf> FORTAY FilThi_Wan> 4tay EIiteMofo4> im not leaving now, i want to stay and talk to negs EIiteMofo4> or nos Malevolent_sf> ,,,, EIiteMofo4> meh, my webcam is fucked up EliteMofo4> peace out nuggaz.. EIiteMofo4> any of you want to see still pictures of my cunt? FilThi_Wan> 4tay EliteMofo4> gross.. Malevolent_sf> U DI Malevolent_sf> I DO EliteMofo4> holla EIiteMofo4> OK EliteMofo4 exits. EIiteMofo4> message me on msn Malevolent_sf> I WANT A PICTURE OF YOUR WART INFESTED COOCHY dP_NegS__> lol EIiteMofo4> IT IS NO FUN IF SHE FUCKIN LEAVES EIiteMofo4> IM GOING TO STEAL NOS' NAME dP_NegS__> you made her leave FilThi_Wan> omfg ------------------- Malevolent says: http://www.gaysupercocks.com/main.html Malevolent says: http://www.gaysupercocks.com/main.html Malevolent says: http://www.gaysupercocks.com/main.html Malevolent says: http://www.gaysupercocks.com/main.html Malevolent says: Free popcorn at that site ---------------- (Note: Nar) +JohnChaser enters. +JohnChaser> Timestamp: 12:15:59 AM PST - February 3, 2005 H0ney_Plum> hi jonny +JohnChaser> :) H0ney_Plum> can you post screeny H0ney_Plum> on a website? +JohnChaser> gg H0ney_Plum> gg H0ney_Plum> are you mad jk is leaveing xone +JohnChaser> No. H0ney_Plum> I am H0ney_Plum> it says to play at xone in my jedi manual H0ney_Plum> maybe I can sue microsoft and lucas arts H0ney_Plum> for being liars ----------------- (Note: Girls...) I think cybering is the most dumbest thing in the world. ----------------- What the incognegro. ----------------- <°¤¢ª²¤°[roast.beef]> i love man tits <°Tâlè§ øƒ §yMpHøÑìA°> v_V <°¤¢ª²¤°[roast.beef]> er <°¤¢ª²¤°[roast.beef]> my* ----------------- (Note: Takashi = guy, Ash = girl) And I'm sure it's very lovely.... but... what started this conversation again?? <+.ŧh.+> I'm not sure. <+.ŧh.+> Scroll up? <+.ŧh.+> Heh. Look... all I know is I whip out this puppy And you're all screamin' something about a penis =\ <+.ŧh.+> What? I just said I wanna suck and you... ohmygod. <+.ŧh.+> Anyway. <+.ŧh.+> Damn, that's huge. <+.ŧh.+> I mean seriously. <+.ŧh.+> That's big. <+.ŧh.+> Heh. Hahaha <+.ŧh.+> It's kinda disturbing me, actually... You want it don't you? <+.ŧh.+> Pff. <+.ŧh.+> Ohmygod. Lol. ---------------- (Note: Nar) eX_Sgt_Sith5 enters. eX_Sgt_Sith5> hey i have xp, and jk is not installing, do i need to get a patch or anything/ _not_forte_> alt f4+life=jk eX_Sgt_Sith5 exits. ---------------- *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* hi <"íXîøN> hi, no asl 4 u *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* asl plz <"íXîøN> no. *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* yes <"íXîøN> get out my biness *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* wanuh hook up <"íXîøN> sure *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* okay <"íXîøN> psyche! *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* that hurt *×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×* u got me all excited ------------------ <"íXîøN> i know secrets <ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë> lol <ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë> about who? <"íXîøN> you <"íXîøN> i know things you hide from me <"íXîøN> i see into your brainz <ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë> r u sure my sister just didnt read my diary <"íXîøN> i was joking <"íXîøN> freak <ߣãÇ|« ®¤§ë> oh cause you had me scared ----------------- .jess the emo elf.: :My 4th hole on one side is infected, so its bleeding ----------------- America is taking over the world, one brown person at a time. >:D ----------------- (Note: A moderator on The Palace. Try to ignore the fact that she's female) <‡— Grâvê ƒlôwêr —‡ M ê L> I want you to masturbate me with your feet. ----------------- (Note: Did I ever ask when they would learn? I guess they never will) Why're you sucking my asshole tonight? Me? Mhm.. I just feel like being nice.. ;\ Why are you accepting it? <"íXîøN> she is being docile tonight Still have a thing for you...but I'm sure you'll start ignoring me sooner or later. <"íXîøN> she has been heart broken or fired recently Just like Forte does :[ ;\ Haha yes, because I SO care about being fired, right? <"íXîøN> pwnt ---------------- (Note: Nar) _not_forte_> ABCDEFG _not_forte_> that's all i need to surpass rap SurfinMuncheez> the day seemed nice and bright, everything seemed alright, i went to school without a tool, tryin to pick a fight.. _not_forte_> shut up! SurfinMuncheez> haha, neeerds _not_forte_> why am i a nerd? SurfinMuncheez> i don't know _not_forte_> because i dont smoke dope or listen to ghetto crap SurfinMuncheez> your not denying it _not_forte_> so? SurfinMuncheez> ghetto rap? haha _not_forte_> i said crap _not_forte_> but it's good to know that you can make the association between crap and rap SurfinMuncheez> i was just typing old kriss kross SurfinMuncheez> from back in the day _not_forte_> i dont really care, go die SurfinMuncheez> man, what's with the hostility _not_forte_> i want to suck your dick SurfinMuncheez> alright...what ever gets you off man _not_forte_> man ass.... _not_forte_> mmmmmmmmm SurfinMuncheez> your really forty aren't you _not_forte_> yes SurfinMuncheez> i knew it _not_forte_> i touch myself and listen to simon and garfunkle at the same time _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> lol SurfinMuncheez> well, who doesn't _2005_FeRoZ_Xx> sick d00d SurfinMuncheez> simon and garfunkle rock @ss man ---------------- <°Tâlè§ øƒ §yMpHøÑìA°(Løvè Hìnâ)> once i was playing airplay with my sister and i accidently pissedin her face it was just funny ---------------- <420Princess> I wont sleep with another guy until I am married ok ---------------- (Note: A joke from a friend of mine) Road Kill Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da oner of da pig what appened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand, and a cigar in the other. "What appen to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their 19 year-old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Saddam Hussein. The driver responded: "Good evening. I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." ---------------- i think im getting backdoored ---------------- the red raspberries are invading my mind so im british again? a british nigger <"íXîøN> i know who you are jim interesting... im a british nigger bitch named jim tuna is annoying i have only beem here like 2 secounds and i want to die intersting.. <"íXîøN> wwwwahahaha I love you too! <3 ------------------ (Note: Number 3) DOSE ANYONE KNOW AVIL OR ~LONELY~ <"íXîøN> i know her <"íXîøN> she's the current number 1 palace tramp there the same person asshole how would you know <"íXîøN> because i see her flirt with guy after guy? <"íXîøN> im not blind, you fool stupid bitch thats the end of that thanks <"íXîøN> yeah she is such a tramp <"íXîøN> dont be with that mang, you're better than that Dr.doug ross exits. <"íXîøN> Lol, i dont really know an avil.. ------------------ <";Haahdcore Vagin4> ^Sex talk with Amy. <"íXîøN> ^Picks up other line ew jessi <";Haahdcore Vagin4> Too bad I'm not on the phone fuckface. <";Haahdcore Vagin4> She's sitting right next to me. <"íXîøN> U MEANY HEAD <";Haahdcore Vagin4> You know it. <"íXîøN> what kind of loser chats online when she has a friend over? <";Haahdcore Vagin4> When her friend comes in her room and attacks her? <"íXîøN> by attacks, do you mean rapes? <";Haahdcore Vagin4> Nah but she thinks your av is nasty Jacob. <"íXîøN> by nasty, do you mean yes? <";Haahdcore Vagin4> NO. <"íXîøN> by no, do you mean maybe? <";Haahdcore Vagin4> NO. <";Haahdcore Vagin4> She said of course, but I said no. <";Haahdcore Vagin4> HAHA Oh shit. <"íXîøN> O____o ----------------- (Note: Goths try to sound intelligent, but you can't really be smart when you're still learning how to piss standing up) †L𧆠§ðµl†: you trying to sound smart only shows the true stupidity sitting inside you ×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×: WHAT SON WHAT Kenji The Action Hero: ... Kenji The Action Hero: You lost me. Low Flying Airplanes.: shit son. †L𧆠§ðµl†: exacly Kenji The Action Hero: exactly*? †L𧆠§ðµl†: basicly what i said is Kenji The Action Hero: I don't think anyone on a chat program would try to be 'sounding' like anything. Kenji The Action Hero: basically* †L𧆠§ðµl†: no matter how smart you sound every one can see how stupid you really are just shopping!: sigh Kenji The Action Hero: ...like those dumb asses who don't know how to direct statements? †L𧆠§ðµl†: who?? Kenji The Action Hero: You. Kenji The Action Hero: Wouldn't saying that just be contradicting itself...? Kenji The Action Hero: How could they sound smart if they're also sounding stupid...? †L𧆠§ðµl†: .... only a idiot wouldnt understand Kenji The Action Hero: Only an idiot would say that. Kenji The Action Hero: ;] †L𧆠§ðµl†: u could use big words but when put up to a test u cant do anything Kenji The Action Hero: ... Kenji The Action Hero: I don't think anyone here has used a big word yet... Kenji The Action Hero: ...what test are you referring to anyway? Kenji The Action Hero: An English test? ;] †L𧆠§ðµl†: the one i just put u up to Kenji The Action Hero: lol... Kenji The Action Hero: Well, believe what you want. I don't force my opinions on anyone. Kenji The Action Hero: Those who can't at least practice what they preach are the inherent idiots in any case.... o_o †L𧆠§ðµl†: wow at least u do somthing right Kenji The Action Hero: If you could actually answer how you can both sound stupid and smart at the exact same instant, I'd think a little better of you. Kenji The Action Hero: The sheer fact that you haven't yet answered my question just blows the lid off the question. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i just read the log †L𧆠§ðµl†: why practice... when it come up to u in real life everything you practice will be forgottin "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: and it's obvious that he's trying to sound smart and "deep" himself by that little comment Kenji The Action Hero: I was going for the idea that he was trying to look stupid. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: he wants to come off as an open minded individual, but everything he's said so far has been contradictory †L𧆠§ðµl†: who me? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: in the end, you're just a dumb ass "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yes, you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: dont shield your true self with wannabe goth poetry Kenji The Action Hero: Let's wait 'til he hits puberty to rag on him...or at least until his frontal lobes have developed. Kenji The Action Hero: Sure you do... †L𧆠§ðµl†: the fact point i tryed to make isnt that you can sound stupid and smart at the same time it was that no matter how smart you try and sound you can see its all an act "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 1) fact point does not make sense 2) you cant sound smart and stupid at the same time, otherwise you can be gay and straight at the same time which you are not fooling anyone with by the way †L𧆠§ðµl†: ome you idiot num 2 is exacly what i said! ×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×: -grumble-. †L𧆠§ðµl†: omg** "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: and with that comment, you lose this argument "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: victory # ilostcountatamillion Kenji The Action Hero: lol... Kenji The Action Hero: )yes Kenji The Action Hero: I don't think anyone other than you is TRYING to 'sound' smart. :/ ---------------- (Note: Cocaine whores and the virgins who stalk them) ";Haahdcore Vagin4: I'm so 2004. "[·ßlinз]: I'm sorry for 2004. ---------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i was all "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )no "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: she was all "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )yes "[·ßlinз]: I would have been all Kenji The Action Hero: I'm going to get a digicam and take nudes 4 every1 "[·ßlinз]: )chopped_her_head_off. "[·ßlinз]: and kenji would have been all "[·ßlinз]: )jlcry Kenji The Action Hero: KE "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: den u would be all "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )wind "[·ßlinз]: roffle "[·ßlinз]: and the guy would be like "[·ßlinз]: )pop ---------------- (Note: The only guys in this conversation are Shadow of You, Dissention, and myself. You get where I'm goin' with this, right?) Lol <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Oh fyi brb food is done <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> NIN is trent, yes Otay babe <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> bur Jeordie is live bass/guitar <•Dissention•> You do not know as much as I do about NIN, stop now. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and I am not wrong. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> EXCUSE ME <•Dissention•> Muted. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I know more about twiggy then you. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Psh bitch. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Hi jacob. Rofl. Well THAT was a pointless argument. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Yes <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> He knows about nin <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and it fucking says it on nin.com back <"íXîøN> why would someone argue over something as lame as NIN <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> some people are stupid. Wb love <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I don't like being told I am wrong, when I am not. Thats why <•Dissention•> Why would someone wear a pinecone avatar? ty babe <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> K, brb! <"íXîøN> remove the comma in that statement <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> ^.txt *hums* And as long as I know youre near... tanner is pissin me off to hell Why is he pissing you off? he wont turn off any of the lights whene he leaves a room his radio and tv are blaring and he aint even up stairs <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Aww we are not fuckin made out of money <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> What a sweet heart! Lmao. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I am going to go for a walk He's being really nice about it. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and hope a rock falls in love with me <"íXîøN> take me with you <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and then happens to bash me upside the head o_o <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and I die So tell him to turn that stuff off? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and am never found. Oh my. <"íXîøN> emo <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> atleast I have an origional death planned out. i dont know where the hell he is <"íXîøN> yeah a rock bashing you in the head <"íXîøN> how original rofl Lol. Gosh. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> How many suicides take place in the woods, via a rock. Well, don't get angry. but falling in love with it first! <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> YES <"íXîøN> talking about suicide is lame ok he is back and he know s the rules now <"íXîøN> and this might be a radical step for you <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Then don't listen to me. <"íXîøN> but you could try.. i dunno.. killing yourself like a man? Good <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I'm not a man though <"íXîøN> exactly <"íXîøN> INFIDEL And what constitutes "Killing yourself like a man"? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> go away jacob. <•Dissention•> Infidel... <"íXîøN> Women have been proven to attempt suicide, and back out of it more than men <"íXîøN> men have a higher suicide count than women <"íXîøN> because women are pussies <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Thats nice. Last man I knew who tried to kill himself supposedly stabbed himself with a silver cross... And men are superior? Thats the biggest load Ive ever heard <"íXîøN> what does that have to do with what im talking about...? <"íXîøN> oh, NOTHING Rofl. Thank you, Jess. LMAO <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and I don't even know about that drama, but I knwo that much OMG <"íXîøN> besides, you're a fat blonde girl so you're REALLY inferior I forgot about that. <"íXîøN> please dont talk to me about self control when you weigh 250 pounds aw be nice <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Someone better hug me tomorrow thats so sad <"íXîøN> hi <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> because I am going to be sad <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and cry I'm well aware of that, Forte. But I was speaking more for women, rather, not myself <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> You know what I'll hug you, Jess. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I don't think I'll come at all. <"íXîøN> yes since you hardly count as a woman brb must discuss kurt cobain with cousin now Aww! <"íXîøN> -hug- aw Alright babe <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> MMM <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> starbucks! <"íXîøN> .. Yum <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> yez yez rofl <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I burnt my tongue though aw <"íXîøN> man what the hell dont you cry about who says she's crying? <"íXîøN> talking about lovely starbucks ok back <"íXîøN> then all of a sudden "I burnt my tongue" Wb. <3 <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I am not crying though <"íXîøN> kind of going in the opposite direction there <"íXîøN> SHUT UP <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I burnt my tongue on the coffee you fucking idiot <"íXîøN> GO BASH YOUR HEAD ON A HEART SHAPED ROCK rom is that you ty hun Its a statement, Forte, not anything else. Of course. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> HEY guess what <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> thats a good idea!! Valeria <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> thats jacob <"íXîøN> so, if i state something, i cant be whining about it? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> thanks** <"íXîøN> how else does someone whine Well, theres a difference between whining and stating something its jacob not rom? <"íXîøN> no there isnt <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Yeah oh <"íXîøN> um, no im not rom <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Its not rom <"íXîøN> rom is romeo i didnt say you olgas durr <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I wouldn't put up with rom. No, Rom is actually somewhat nice to me wait whos olga <"íXîøN> is this whining, or a statement olga I don't even know Rom's palace name. But everyone is always talking about him. <"íXîøN> "Nobody loves me, therefor, i wish i were dead" <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> So nona <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Saint Sadistic Statement. Ohhh okay. <"íXîøN> that is whining <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Nona ? speak. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> What are you and cam doing <"íXîøN> you're obviously pseudo-intellectual and fradulent I dunno yet. <"íXîøN> blonde=lessthan Ah, not worth arguing that point. <"íXîøN> you cant argue it <"íXîøN> just stop talking, okay? <"íXîøN> go back to hugging your boyfriend Lol! <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Yeah damn vulgar cartoons <"íXîøN> NIGGER Mtay, blondes are inferior, and all that nonsense. Beside the point. <"íXîøN> how is that beside the point when you are blonde And if thats all you have against me, I don't quite see why you're arguing. My hair color. Thats your only argument. <"íXîøN> lol i have gone on and on with a lot of different and valid points <"íXîøN> i just now brought up the blonde thing to harass you with sarcasm But nothing that directly pertains to me, outside of the blonde thing. <"íXîøN> which you fell into like it was a hole in the ground and your fat ass was rolling down a hill into it i am like bored Are you? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Crys Yes? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> are you going to be in your little hole tomorrow at lunch More'n'likely. Why? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> because I need a reason not to go to the lunch room <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> and you can be the perfect reason. Works for me <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> thanks <3 Of course. <3 <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I know <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I'm not upset at you. kay. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I'm just upset <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> because, well. Just because. Why are you upset, exactly, Jess? zoning out now Well, you know I would have picked someone else if I could. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Sigh. Because I hate this bullshit. Dont do that What bullshit? <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> He sits there and says all this shit <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> hm. I'm going to aim you. Alright. Rawr. It's 10:30! <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> heh <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> its 10:24 yeah, well. Close enough. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Sigh <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> Don't talk about me tomorrow <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> promise me okay. o_O <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> that if I come up, you just change the subject okay. <"íXîøN> "dont talk about me! i have a fragile ego and threaten to kill myself on a daily basis! *pout*" kay. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> jacob, shut the fuck up you mother fucking retard. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> go bother someone else for once <"íXîøN> i hope in 10 years or so you will look back and see how pathetic you are <"íXîøN> but you're a girl so i doubt it <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I know I am pathetic now <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> there is no looking back needed. yeah sure <"íXîøN> um <"íXîøN> if you knew it, you'd change it Jess, you're wasting your time, dear. You're not pathetic. He is, for sitting on a chat program insulting those he doesnt know ixion y dont you be a good little fucker and go stop tormaenting these people <"íXîøN> LOL THE FAT POT SMOKING BLONDE WITH AN ILLITERATE BF WHO SHOWS HER PICTURES TO GUYS ONLINE IS CALLING ME PATHETIC OVER A CROSSROADS IDLER GOTH WHO SAYS SHE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE! FUNNY you little fuck <"íXîøN> LOL Love, don't start. I'm too tired for this. <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> sigh i will fucking kill you lyou fat fuckin ass <"íXîøN> im not lying, i saw it <[.Thé Cìty Hãs Sèx´.]> I don't wanna deal with this Ugh. <"íXîøN> infact i should of cloned it and wrote "Ed and Dick" you shut the fuck up right now you little fucking retard she is not fat you little fuck Kevin, god damnit <"íXîøN> get a clue dipshit shut the fuck up i will fucking kill you Kevin! <"íXîøN> HOW'S IT FEEL PINNIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY?! you all need to stop. i am not going to listen to this shit <"íXîøN> how big's yours <"íXîøN> I BET SHE CANT EVEN FEEL IT IN THAT CASM SHE CALLS A CUNT Shadow of You exits. <"íXîøN> NNNNNNO o_o <"íXîøN> ^sad <•Dissention•> Chill...pill... My thoughts exactly, Chris really. <"íXîøN> i am chilled <"íXîøN> that dude made my day good for you. <"íXîøN> stfu no <"íXîøN> ... ... ---------------- (Note: This is a link to Marilyn Manson's artwork website. Notice how it appears as though a four year old threw a fit with finger paint. Don't miss the scary "Vampyre"!) http://www.marilynmansonartworkonline.com/mm.cgi ---------------- (Note: A fully "grown" female) <~ V is for Virgin~> i dont wanna get fat <~ V is for Virgin~> i wont be able to get sex if im fat ---------------- <~SaNdY~> frootloops me some one I'm up for it. Where do you want my penis? ~SaNdY~ exits. ---------------- (Note: Nar) Malevolent_sf> In the name of the great god of penile dysfunctions I command you all not to get an erection. WD_Nimbus> that was retarded Malevolent_sf> ^Retard WD_Nimbus> ^worse Malevolent_sf> Nimbus < Malevolent WD_Nimbus> ok Malevolent_sf> Thanks for agreeing, proving your inferiority thus far. WD_Nimbus> dude WD_Nimbus> shut up WD_Nimbus> thanks Malevolent_sf> (_)_)::::::::::::::B SHUT THAT UP Malevolent_sf> GG WD_Nimbus> again WD_Nimbus> you prove your idioticy Malevolent_sf> Do you mean idiocy? Malevolent_sf> Nice job proving yours. WD_Nimbus> ok severen> Lol MoF_Malice__> owned ---------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: um ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: die. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: can i have phone sex with mike after you dump him? ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: im not with mike. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: im serious "riøt grrrls" laugh at me :[: what!? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: he said you two were dating ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: WERE NOT DATING "riøt grrrls" laugh at me :[: who's mike jessi? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i want him when you're done ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: WERE FRIENDS. "riøt grrrls" laugh at me :[: stfux forte ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TARDS "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: YOU CANT BE JUST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE THAT HOTT ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: FUCK OFF AND DIE "riøt grrrls" laugh at me :[: you dumb ass cracker "riøt grrrls" laugh at me :[: <_<; "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: -stix in bum- ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: I hope you burn in hell for making me this upset. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: O___o ";Haahdc0re Vagin4: ^. ----------------- (Note: This is a friend of mine, Gomez, pretending to want to cyber this girl he just met. While he was just joking, she was being serious, and went to make a private room for them to "play" in) <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> Ashley u r hawt ? <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> u ever cyber w/ a dog AV before? wat? <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> u heard me yes <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> u r flamin' hawt. <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> oh <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> wanna do it again? <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> and in public <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> you start <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> aww do u want to cyber? <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> in public <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> yes <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> you start <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> uh,no u follow me please <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> ok <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> fuck that <"[·ßlinз]> lol@me <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> dude <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> you didn't get me enough time to get my pants off <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> i was coming <Ðãggèr(Løvë Hîñå)> wtf <"íXîøN> lol <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> now lets cyber in public hey please follow me to candyland of wonder <"[·ßlinз]> -slowly unbuttons your shirt- <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> ok no polease <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> why not? ok <.just.a.touch.[gomez]> alright but can my friends come too? sure ---------------- (Note: Are they all illiterate, too?) xjoyxstarxashx: fuck off bitch xjoyxstarxashx: im not ur ho anymore] xjoyxstarxashx: oops wrong IM ---------------- (Note: I posed as a girl) "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: hi Assimilated_Angel: hello detuned radio!: nice tutu. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u got a gf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? Assimilated_Angel: Why do you want to know? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: uh "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i obviously want to blow you Assimilated_Angel: Just like that? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: is that a problem Assimilated_Angel: Not particularly "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: cool "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: my name is robyn "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what's yours detuned radio!: oh gtfo Assimilated_Angel: Ash detuned radio!: you ass Not Kenji The Action Hero: ;[ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that's absurdly hot detuned radio!: thats a girl name "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: im a girl detuned radio!: and stop using my name Assimilated_Angel: Thanks. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: the last guy i was with "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: his cock was so big, he had to lather it with lotion before i could physically put it in my mouth Assimilated_Angel: age/loc? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 19/Alabama Assimilated_Angel: wow, that's hufe Assimilated_Angel: **huge "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: well, he was black Assimilated_Angel: oh, lol Assimilated_Angel: Got a pic? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yes * Assimilated_Angel * Lets see it. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: let me get it on here * Assimilated_Angel * k * Assimilated_Angel * click on me to whisper to you, I don't want those other ppl to see us. detuned radio!: wtf are you doing forte ;/ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: heeeh * "· .F.o·r.t·e. · * oki * Assimilated_Angel * You're not lying to me about being a girl, are you? * "· .F.o·r.t·e. · * why would i do that? * Assimilated_Angel * cuz that would suck * Assimilated_Angel * I dunno, those guys are talking to you like you're a guy. Are they your friends? * "· .F.o·r.t·e. · * i know kenji a little bit, but not that other person * Assimilated_Angel * So where's that pic? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: * Assimilated_Angel * click on me to whisper to you, I don't want those other ppl to see us. detuned radio!: :( * Assimilated_Angel * wtf? Not Kenji The Action Hero: ^Dying of laughter - BBL detuned radio!: haha "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: heeeh * Assimilated_Angel * yeah "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: :[ Not Kenji The Action Hero: ur bf left u detuned radio!: haha you're so mean. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i was so bored detuned radio!: that was actually entertaining. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: :) Not Kenji The Action Hero: *Licking* > FeaRSeL: fortes a chick? Not Kenji The Action Hero: YES "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: hi "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wanna free blow? BabyPhatDiva35: sure BabyPhatDiva35: why not FeaRSeL: ill take a rain check BabyPhatDiva35: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: no the fuck u wont FeaRSeL: i aint gonna stop u "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: dat's coo FeaRSeL: are you really forte, and ur jus pretending to be a chick FeaRSeL: or.. a chick making fun of fortes name FeaRSeL: or.. did u juz choose it randomly and it happens to be forte "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: that is really irrelevant FeaRSeL: cuz i remember forte being a fuckin prick detuned radio!: i said no thx "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: dude, forte is my gf -------------- ^homocide Starting with you > _ > kapow! wtf fuck off. stfu i gated u so u cant speek stupid idiot ur da idiot realllyyy Playing sound file: YES )yes stfu Playing sound file: NO )no i win you win shit uh.. ----------------- remember when we ate bananas on cam? <©ªñ𥻩°ªtëð«Ðëªth SS> hahaha yes <©ªñ𥻩°ªtëð«Ðëªth SS> that was a-peel-ing. hehe! <"íXîøN> cough.. yea, i was in peals of laughter! <©ªñ𥻩°ªtëð«Ðëªth SS> lol <©ªñ𥻩°ªtëð«Ðëªth SS> I was all like eating slow.. <©ªñ𥻩°ªtëð«Ðëªth SS> you took 3 bites and it was gone <"íXîøN> i think you eating a banana was hejmak's way of seeing you put a phallic object in your mouth Lmao. This is like ... lame. ---------------- LOL @ CANCER LOL Lol. <"íXîøN> phyl had cancer I was married then I got pregnant I've NEVER had cancer <"íXîøN> yeah Good way to go about that, Phyl wtf u get ur info <"íXîøN> you had it on your spinal cord, and they removed it, paralyzing nearly half of your body no <"íXîøN> which is a reasonable explanation for how retarded you are it wasn't cancer I've NEVER had cancer <"íXîøN> MAR TOLD ME im not retarded it wasn't cancer <"íXîøN> lol okay <"íXîøN> stop repeating yourself it was a brain tumor my cat has canser <"íXîøN> that is so much better, phyl benign but u r ignorant <"íXîøN> right.. she is ding <"íXîøN> "it wasnt cancer, it was a tumor" u have no idea wtf u r saying yes correct *dying lol ----------------- (Nar) * Fukin_Gnarl has joined #nar gnarl yeah pux said you're annoying and he hates playing with you yeah hes a dipshit hes just mad cause he really has no life so when jk ends he will have to kill himself heeh who, gnarl all of you hahah your all a bunch of fukin slaves make no mistake gnarl you are a little gay fuck LOL and you're horrible at this game please refrane from that kind of language at no point on your best day could you accidentally hit me in anything on the msn zone im sorry you suck dick u are violating my coc but its not our fault stop bitching and take it out of your mouth ----------------- (Nar) dammit sev hang up the fone get a headset phone* gg wow I didn't know they taught spelling at the trailer park yes rofl ----------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I am offering you VD. To accept it, take your pants 'off Cote: done ----------------- (Note: Nar) _sOuLGaShForte_> it's been 45 minutes _sOuLGaShForte_> how the fuck are you still ranting Subway_STaR> WHO IS FORTE Subway_STaR> AND WHY HATH HE CALLED OUT THE NAME OF SUBWAY WODZ_TEXT_GOD> he is the jesus christ of jk Subway_STaR> HE MUST BOW DOWN RapidCherry> a random newbie whose lips are attached to my butthole _sOuLGaShForte_> ;[ RapidCherry> oh Subway_STaR> THEN HE IS SURELY GAY AND THEREFORE CURSED _sOuLGaShForte_> LOL WODZ_TEXT_GOD> CURSED ART THOU! --------------- (Note: A guy assuming I was an operator on The Palace) * Message from Tango: do you know what this means? it siad i was terminated? * Message to Tango: it means i banned you * Message from Tango: why? * Message to Tango: because you suck * Message from Tango: what no warning * Message from Tango: why do i suck? what did i do? * Message to Tango: are you a girl? * Message from Tango: no * Message to Tango: i have a cat named tango * Message from Tango: so? * Message to Tango: SO STFU * Message from Tango: ill change my name? * Message to Tango: give me head * Message from Tango: ? * Message from Tango: what * Message from Tango: whats give me head * Message to Tango: it's when you suck on a lollypop until it explodes * Message from Tango: why are you being negative to me? * Message to Tango: why do you suck? * Message from Tango: because of you * Message to Tango: im telling my mommy * Message from Tango: boo hoo * Message to Tango: YOU SHUT UP! * Message from Tango: cry me a river * Message to Tango: k brb --------------- (Nar) jezz lives with ehr grandmother gg yeah i pay the bills JEZZ lives with her i just moved in her house lol YOU HAD NO WHERE ELSE TO GO JEZZ dude i had my own house you steal her money and food wtf do u have a house is something that isnt attached to wheels jezz --------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: i was kicked out of that gay room yesterday Gatka: Maybe you weren't gay enough. --------------- <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s. ®> if i had a choice between watching this conversaition or having sex with hannah id kill myself ;D --------------- (PC)©ªñ𥨩°ªtëð¨Lîƒë =): let's make an army of hot persons and they can stand in line and frootloops each other while we watch them. --------------- (Nar) 14 ima newborize u fagators --------------- (Nar) 14 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it --------------- (Note: The IRC version of Nar. " ! " is a command line)(Nar) !sex useless pimp !gimme a whore !sexformoney !skankyho !faggotry * NATO420 listens to: Christina Aguilera - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up Parody) [0:02/1:54] (160kbps) LOL IT WORKED * Gnarl has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) hax --------------- (Nar) you guys are way too tense I don't know about NATO but whatever he is i will never be gay maybe you could go jack eachother off he is quite gay coming from kani lol shut the fuck up idiot * HiGhWiND listens to: Fleetwood Mac - The Chain [0:04/4:29] (128kbps) DREAM OF BEING THE ONE yeah the one? lyrics lt me express how much I care right now you asked kiddo kiddo? can i have your autograph kani you do realise you spend half of your time not only online but playing the role of woman and or gay men and listening to teen pop music i cant realize what isnt true --------------- <.Ðãggèr(Løvë Hîñå).> your stupid for dissing other peoples liking ... Don't make grammatical errors while calling somebody stupud Hahahaha <"íXîøN> Stupid* Log that. <"íXîøN> Done. --------------- (Nar) Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in "mother in law", it comes out to "woman hitler"? --------------- (Nar) !quote 05q156 of 226:04[14 benton city.. thats where the cousin whos ass your hot for lives right? jesus christ, kral. remind me never to talk to you when I'm drunk.04] 05Posted by AnDeRs|WC|sleep at 7:28pm on July 10th, 2003 !sex .. STOP TRYING TO GET SEX !pleasure BITCH No. Ages 12 and up only --------------- (Nar) haha, severen, your player is so fun to blow --------------- (Nar) what's today? october? --------------- (Note: El Mexicano) you like my bubis? jejejej --------------- (Note: Girl) "[·ßlïnз]: i wanna ahh ahh you make it so good i don't wanna leave "[·ßlïnз]: but i gotta know, what's yo' fantasy .®även.: hey.. whatever your smoking i want some too. "[·ßlïnз]: my cock. .®även.: brake it out buddy. --------------- (Nar) GNARL I think you're hot, add me to MSN. shadowedforte@hotmail.com I sign you up beastiality porn hows that --------------- (Nar) We move away from fire, which is dangerous But we don't do that because evolution thinks it's better for us i want to fuck your roasted dead body beef We just happen to work better in our environment Because of that Not the other way around hahaha * severed is now known as spectre_NN i thought severen said that --------------- (Nar) fuck dood i hadent eatin in 3 days then lat night i hate 2 large raw steaks fuck i had to get up in the night to take the hugest shit haha why didnt u cook them? ur steaks i mean cuz i like blood? fair enough i like it gay if that is ur life choice, then i dont mind fuck you no -------------- <"íXîøN> I hate skaters. wut? <"íXîøN> What never mind <"íXîøN> Nevermind what i dont kno <"íXîøN> Then why did you tell me not to mind <"íXîøN> Are you some sort of faggot !I DONT KNO!!!!!!!!!!!! <"íXîøN> You don't know if you're a faggot <"íXîøN> O_o contrary to popular belief, Bam does not rock. U DONT KNO THAT U SUCK ER DADS COCK <"íXîøN> I suck whose dad's cock? BAM DOSE ROCK <"íXîøN> Nope. he's a walking corporate billboard. <"íXîøN> Would you suck Bam's cock? no <"íXîøN> Cause I would. umm... y? <"íXîøN> Because he rox. i kno he dose but i wouldint suck his cock <"íXîøN> Yes you would. ummm no i wouldint <"íXîøN> Yeah you would. lol <"íXîøN> Hi> hi <"íXîøN> So you wouldn't suck Bam's cock? no <"> bam cant skate so u suck> <"> and hes stupid no hes not <"> daewon song, rodney mullen, they skate. <"> bam cant do shit. rodney rox2 <"íXîøN> Will you suck rodney's cock? no i wouldint suck any ones cock <"íXîøN> Not even for candy? not 4 candy <"íXîøN> That's total bullshit. no im 15 faggiot <"íXîøN> Fucking suck a cock. who? <"íXîøN> You. no <"íXîøN> How come?> because thats groose <"íXîøN> Maybe at 15. <"íXîøN> Couple more years it will be all you do. =D no! ------------- if u say u r then u r but if u say ur not then ur not <"íXîøN> What the fuck >_< <"íXîøN> >_< <"íXîøN> Hi. hi <"íXîøN> What? ? <"íXîøN> ? what do u mean what? <"íXîøN> Huh? ? wat <"íXîøN> WHAT huh XD <"íXîøN> Why? when ------------ (Nar) * sOc_DiStUrBeD has joined #nar * ChanServ sets mode: +v sOc_DiStUrBeD sup why you all up in my biznez nigga oh wait i mean y u aL upin mY biz nukkah!?@ ... * sOc_DiStUrBeD has left #nar ------------ (Nar) i start my job tomorrow sev im gonna be a day person :/ So no more handling drugs after midnight? I think I'm going to switch to days eventually But my boss is just too cool its kinda pimp .. im basically a personal assistant i guess making like 13.50 starting out .. get a raise in 30 days .. Wow Nice my hours are flexible .. and its like ... 3 miles from my house pretty pimp :D Whose dick I gotta suck to get a job like that and i actually get paid overtime at this place :O the last place always jew'd me outta overtime Where you work i work in another rehabilitation center lmfao cept this one is bigger and more organized .. and since ill be doing day shift .. i wont have to babysit hopefully lol so you like do what write down schedules of who gets pills on what day yeah .. and meet with therapists and doctors and shit make sure everybody's doin what they need to be doing Which is basically sitting around doped up on pills. That is a pimp job. no .. theres alot more to it than that are job is to get people functioning again .. not to dope them up and let them rot OH we dope them up just enough ... then we work w/ them to get them walking or whatever needs to be done .. done tell them they aren't really losers and they can be something if they just pull it together? its not that kind of rehab fortay Is this for old people JENNIFER? no brain injured people Feroz oh people who got into car accidents .. or any kind of accident really .. and fucked themselves up Mentally handicapped rehab they are not mr .. we dont work with any mr's just brain injured Mrs? retarded people The other people at your job do. clever ------------- (Nar) pux ever get a sweaty crotch? dood u have no idea O_o sometimes i can reach my hand down there to scatch and it comes up soaked then i gotta shower but i dont.. Alright I was just kidding. thats why my keyboard done smell right dood its the worste when i have the shits man specially when i got the real herseys squirts u know the green apple spladders? afk comes out so fast i get back spladder all up in my ass hair -------------- pux, do u have genital herpies yep -------------- Malevolent says: This black girl at school asked me why I don't like black people and I told her it was because I'm not coo coo for cocoa puffs. -------------- (Nar) My computer has been on (excluding reboots) since this month last year. why reboot Because I have to for certain programs. mine reboots when the electricity glitches and forces it too. sometimes it has been a year * ChanServ sets mode: +l 23 shut the fuck up hooyered you old piece of shit hahahaa now what uh oh faggit the old perverted bastard is back whats the matter your scooter went out you old son of a bitch yes i have to ride your momma now good god you are so fucking disgusting you old fuck thnx drink my piss] how can you be so horny and havnt had a hard on in 30 years newb you are a mystery to science ijdeed indeed even yeah 'this is not good "indeed" you fucking old bitch im totally JK incapable now haha no one cares hooyerd leave now pleassd if you werent such a stupid child youd would attempt to learn something maybe if you were below 60 your opinion would matter but you are not when game level starts crenn goes black and i see my mouse cu8rsor. Locked up and thats it thats exactly what i mean so no one gives a shit you are an idiot you are old who will go nowhere] screen you are a narrow minded punk stfu you fucking draw a social security check you dumbass you are nothing i wish i did i do not idipt yes the fuck you do i go to work like a man old mother fucker pussy lmfao stfu maybe back in the great depression you did --------------- Bababooey®: jessi id make your face messi if i saw you undressi --------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LOLZ OWNED kill me kiss me: DAMN U SON OF A BITCH!!!!! ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: hahaha kill me kiss me: U FUCKING BITCH!!! U STOLE THAT AV FROM ME!!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL U!!!!! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ^Hide Å(V)þ: *gasp* such hostility kill me kiss me: CUM BAKE HERE U BASTERED!!!!!! ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: bake ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: cum ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: hahahha kill me kiss me: lol Å(V)þ: bukkake kill me kiss me: ........... kill me kiss me: i'll kill forte "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You want 2 die? ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: haha kill me kiss me: no but u do Å(V)þ: i doo i doo "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: no u kill me kiss me: NO U U FUCKING BITCH ;ƒlò·ózÿ.: haha "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WTF FUCK U kill me kiss me: FUCK U RIGHT BACK! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )ho kill me kiss me: .......... "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )ho "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: HOS ARE YOUR ENEMY kill me kiss me: I AIN'T NO FUCKING HOE!!!! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I SAID HO kill me kiss me: SAME THING! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: A HOE IS A GARDEN TOOL "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: HEY IM BACK LOL Å(V)þ: welcome back kill me kiss me: i can c Madd_Hatter: o.o "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LET'S FIGHT Å(V)þ: oh god kill me kiss me: HOW!! Å(V)þ: forte, if you come to fight, leave kill me kiss me: THIS IS THE INTERNET! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I did come to fight. Å(V)þ: why? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: <3 "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Inter..what? kill me kiss me: HOW R U GONNA FIGHT OVER THE INTERNET???? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: !Inter..what? kill me kiss me: U IDIOT! Madd_Hatter: -.- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: let's dance bitch -------------- swaztiKKKa: what color is the sky? s3p9: #8D8FDB -------------- So i'm giving it to my girl from behind right when my mom yells through the door "CJ, could you please put some wood in the box please?" so i yell back "too late" and i busted a nut gg -------------- Desultory: I listen to Jimmy Eat World because the initials are JEW. -------------- "[·ßlinз]: Roses = #FF0000; Violets = #0000FF. All my base are belong to you! -------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Stop that shit. sUiCiDaL_tEnDaNcYs: frootloops u frootloopsin,loser "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: It's fuckin' with me. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Man I will frootloops you so hard... Kenji The Action Hero: Was saving it, cocksmoker "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Then I will cocoa puffs you in the face and fruitypebbles your mom. sUiCiDaL_tEnDaNcYs: god damn it i cant say F*CK Kenji The Action Hero: LOL -------------- †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: i'm modest. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I'm gay. †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: me too! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Psyche. †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: >.< -------------- Member 958: SICK FUCK "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I will kill a bitch Member 958: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN Member 958: ARE YOU A COCAINE MANUFACTURER Bababooey®: yeah i am Bababooey®: 958 Bababooey®: i work for one rather Member 958: YOURE SICK Bababooey®: its not illegal here Member 958: ITS ILLEGAL IN COLOMBIA DID YOU KNOW THAT Bababooey®: so its like working at a burger king Bababooey®: yeah i knew that .Gø؃.†: lmfao Bababooey®: i knew it for a long time Bababooey®: so shut up Member 958: YOU DONT...DO...COKE, DO YOU?? Bababooey®: i do your mom ok Bababooey®: thats all you need to know Member 958: OK Bababooey®: i wasnt going to tell you Member 958: BUT I ASKED ABOUT COKE Bababooey®: yeah you did, but this is about your mom Bababooey®: im sorry it has to be this way Member 958: I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MY MOM Bababooey®: :\ Member 958: I ASKED ABOUT THE COKE Bababooey®: ok but thats what this is about Member 958: OK Bababooey®: im sorry thats what it has to be about :\ Member 958: LETS CHANGE SUBJECT THEN Bababooey®: ok so your mom Member 958: DO YOU DO COCAINE Bababooey®: what an ass Bababooey®: hahahaha Member 958: ANSWER ME Member 958: YOU CUNT Bababooey®: yeah no Bababooey®: i dont do cocaine Member 958: YEAH YEAH Member 958: PUSSY!!! Bababooey®: haha yes ------------ Not Mike: fat chicks are like mopeds they're fun to ride but you do'nt want your friends to know your doing it ------------ «ƒ¥Ç»~¤Åñgé£ øƒ Ðêㆵ¤~: i go with girls atleast 8 ------------ Not Mike: ^What's the differance between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag? Not Mike: One's plastic and harmful to children and the other is just a bag." ------------ †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: when is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: when the big hand touches the little hand. ------------ Not Mike: You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: stuff you pay good money for in later life ------------ (Nar) im a pussy willow lol kani on my turf i get respect gay^ : '| ------------ (Note: This is what all women think about being raped, but are morally afraid to admit) 11-01-2004, 03:22 AM Last night, I was lying in my bed, and I heard a noise in the hallway. I awoke to see what was going on, and my brother had come home drunk, again. As I started going back to my my room, he grabbed me, and, well, raped me. The worst part of this ordeal was that I liked it. I don't know if it was the masochistic feeling of my O-ring being broken, or the incest,but it felt good. 11-01-2004, 03:28 AM If you liked it, I wouldn't say it was rape. Rape is not consensual at all and noone enjoys being raped. Masochism is entirely different from rape. ------------ (Note: The big words make her head hurt) Peril: I dunno geography maked me have seizures ------------ Scene Sadistic: Remember when you wanted me to call that time Scene Sadistic: And I called and the next thing I knew my penis was in hispanni town, population: me and you ------------ (Note: This is a guy) chess: my favorite position is the one where i'm tied up and spread apart by a metal bar, and the guys stand on ladders and pee on me and i'm in an inflatable wading pool. ------------ (Nar) My name's Brandon 16 years old I'm bisexual thats cool And in a relationship, but willing to seek an outside of sex relationship but severen is a delusional mother fucker and its my mother hes fucking that son of a bitch Don't worry I get bored easily You've got a sister, right? severen why did you insult me internationally two sisters have your pick Excellent or dont pick at all 3SOME ------------- (Nar) I should go bug terra gg my balogna has a first time oscar meyer :) how about you shut your goddamn mouth fucking bitch lol you're still talking? just keeping you in your place my son well im glad you're keeping my dick warm with your mouth but its gonna prune soon keeping thinking gay shit just dont let us know what youre thinking VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!!! my text is the best lol nobody cares about your smelly vagina spectre except the baby kangaroo you're raising in it come back to reality for god sakes SHUT UP GOD SHUT UP!!! spectre, please refrain from yelling obscenities in my chat room ty the never ending text shut the hell up son <+spectre> come back to reality for god sakes yeah its prolly dead i was wondering what that smell was i thought you just had stretched out past your normal 6 months before taking a shower JOKES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY unless you changed the definition in your mentally handicapped head then i cannot help you I AM INDIANA JONES I HAVE A WHIP LOL im not the one trying to make people think i have a purpose THAT WOULD BE YOU Yes you are who the fuck beatboxes i beat "boxes" spectre licks balls at it lol thats not true yeah vet said i had skill you beat black cocks off too hahaha once again thats not what i heard you show off your love of cocks all you think about is gayness haha omg where did you hear that from huh it's not like people tell you that 5 times a day just tell your mom to leave you alone about it nobody has ever told me that kani, whens the last time there was a ctf game? the last time you got beat bitch damn, that was a long time ago ------------ Charlie Sheen Sadistic: OH YOU KNOW IM SO STIFF THAT EVEN SARAH'S MOM IS LIKE DAMN THATS STIFF * Charlie Sheen Sadistic * cuz her mom is dead * Charlie Sheen Sadistic * lol ------------ _-Original Gangster[twan]: hi Spin: hi _-Original Gangster[twan]: dont call me nigger "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shut up, nigger. Spin: ok nigger Spin: lol Spin: frootloopsing african coon head nigger "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: owned _-Original Gangster[twan]: my mom said dont Spin: frootloops you african coon head heyz im jacob: LOL heyz im jacob: "my mom said dont" _-Original Gangster[twan]: lol Spin: dont call me a cracker like you did when i was about to suck on your pussy _-Original Gangster[twan]: f**** u heyz im jacob: wow heyz im jacob: rofl heyz im jacob: thats almost as funny as this retarded kid in my 2nd period cooking class heyz im jacob: he does the dumbest things MarKus: nigger back off me _-Original Gangster[twan]: by heyz im jacob: the asian kid will like shout things MarKus: i dont want AIDS heyz im jacob: and do weird jerk spasm type moves MarKus: go eat your fried chicken MarKus: off me MarKus: i dont wanna suck your black pussy _-Original Gangster[twan]: nope _-Original Gangster[twan]: so MarKus: bitch _-Original Gangster[twan]: back to u MarKus: you frootloopsing sand nigger _-Original Gangster[twan]: hi MarKus: this nigger wants a good cyber alright looool _-Original Gangster[twan]: hi MarKus: loool _-Original Gangster[twan]: markus is ugly MarKus: your pussy is ugly _-Original Gangster[twan]: .......................................................lol _-Original Gangster[twan]: hi heyz im jacob: hi again < MarKus: hey original why you hate whites? _-Original Gangster[twan]: yes heyz im jacob: i kind of hate whites too heyz im jacob: most of them MarKus: wtf heyz im jacob: not all MarKus: piece of shit _-Original Gangster[twan]: do u MarKus: whites are far better ------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: They should make edible lipstick. .jess the emo elf.: :They do [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: Don't eat it though [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: its made from fish scales. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: So? .jess the emo elf.: :Yum. [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: I used to do that when I was little .jess the emo elf.: :..issues. [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: those lip smackers, or whatever, [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: I got really sick [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: I ate like 6 tubes. [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: I didn't know better [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: I was like 5 .jess the emo elf.: :i used to put chapstick all over my hands [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: why? .jess the emo elf.: :..i hsve no idea ------------- (Note: Bob is a girl and jess is a homosexual male. I'm killing two birds with one stone here) im jess tooz: i wouldnt mind getting anal Bob.: ya i wanna put on a strap on and do u till u cry ~Zero~(Maverick Hunter): isn't bob a boys name anyway? Bob.: its both ~Zero~(Maverick Hunter): yea right Bob.: it is ~Zero~(Maverick Hunter): BOB THE BUILDER "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: OWNED BY SHAWN Bob.: shawn is a girls name too Bob.: shawn doenst own anyone "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: FLAWLESS VICTORY Bob.: hah Bob.: lets play Bob.: whats it called Bob.: um "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: Who can suck forte off the fastest Bob.: hah "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·I.like.it.gay: and.. go im jess tooz: robyn <333333333333333 Bob.: so jess u wanna try anal huh Bob.: it hurts like hell u know im jess tooz: its me andy im jess tooz: > Bob.: oh im jess tooz: -gets on my knees Bob.: u clever Bob.: woah im jess tooz: -gets on all 4 Bob.: u want a strapon in the butt dont u ~Zero~(Maverick Hunter): ^at the mall brb im jess tooz: i thought you were a guy bob Bob.: lol we are grossing shwawn out Bob.: i have a detachable penis Bob.: i can be both im jess tooz: -touches it Bob.: heh im jess tooz: thats sexy Bob.: i kno right im jess tooz: so your female? Bob.: im juust a freak Bob.: what do u care ur bi im jess tooz: i want to know though Bob.: rapes ur butt* im jess tooz: so i know if you have boobs or not im jess tooz: mm Bob.: oh, do boobs bother u? Bob.: maybe i have moobs Bob.: heh Bob.: throws you on bed and 69s you im jess tooz: i like boobs Bob.: squishes ur head between my legs im jess tooz: -69- im jess tooz: thats very sexy Bob.: cmon andy shoot a load on ur comp heh im jess tooz: LOL detuned radio!: .... im jess tooz: id shoot it on a towel not the comp Bob.: and then robyn wants u to shoot a load on her im jess tooz: =o im jess tooz: more like you want to swallow it > Bob.: ya sure that too im jess tooz: how old are you Bob.: sucks u dry im jess tooz: can i call u something besides bob Bob.: youll never know Bob.: o ----------- (Nar) Poor 50 Cent, as if his bitching and moaning about how hard life in the hood is wasn't bad enough, he's also started making up fairy tales about himself getting shot. Lifes so hard when your making millions of dollars from doing something as talentless as rap. Lets start a "save the pussies" fund so that all these rich rappers don't have to whine about their tragic lives any longer. "Sure you're elligible 50, just sign on the dotted line". i just raped everyone in here who likes rap i only like 50 cent and jay z they are true artists well since you are canadian your opinion is automatically invalid ------------ (Nar) d00d im so high i dont even know what this sentence means cuz godzilla is burning my toilet when i type this ------------ "[·ßlinз] mega gay: jake i lovez you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: ya i care jêssîssø[s¢éñé]: heh. [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: Heh. I wonder if thats jake winfree. [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: that would make me laugh. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: I wonder if that's STFU [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: Jacob "[·ßlinз] mega gay: owned [.Sò Emó it hùrts.]: please be nice "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: BANANA PHONE "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: *calls mike* "[·ßlinз] mega gay: -has phone- Hello?! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: What are you wearing? "[·ßlinз] mega gay: nothing lol. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: *touch self* oh yeah? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: Well "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: I just fucked your girlfriend! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: *click* "[·ßlinз] mega gay: LOL "[·ßlinз] mega gay: my girlfriend. "[·ßlinз] mega gay: don't touch her!!$#@ >=O "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: 3 MINUTES TOO LATE "[·ßlinз] mega gay: - *69z jake - "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: lol! "[·ßlinз] mega gay: RING "[·ßlinз] mega gay: RING "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: wtf HI "[·ßlinз] mega gay: wtf you're gay "[·ßlinз] mega gay: click "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: OWNED "[·ßlinз] mega gay: -redial- "[·ßlinз] mega gay: RING "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: WHAT "[·ßlinз] mega gay: wtf your mom. i fucked her "[·ßlinз] mega gay: click "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: AHHHHHHHHHHHH "[·ßlinз] mega gay: -redial- "[·ßlinз] mega gay: ring ring "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: ... "[·ßlinз] mega gay: i fucked your gay father. "[·ßlinз] mega gay: click "[·ßlinз] mega gay: omg im laughing so hard. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·turbo.gay: That's it, I'm switching to AT&T ----------- iFawkingHateYew: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ----------- (Nar) press 4 if you think i care 4 you were incorrect ----------- (Nar) GAY no forte yes forte his/her sexualality hasnt been confirmed It's a girl shadow.. me and severen thought so too but adj says otherwise I never thought so He claimed to be female you are a lair lol.. On a number of occasions I don't think anyone who uses the internet is female lol lmao I've seen Jezz on her webcam, and I still don't think she's a girl what about jezz OH MAN ? lmfao ahahahahahhaa rotfl severen just owned jezz log it forte. No offense to how she looks ive seen her on cam too lol She would make a cut girl, if she weren't a guy she looks like an albino Cute* ------------ Kenji The Snugglepuss Hero: Fay was sending me your pictures. xerox: And? xerox: I show my pictures all the time? Kenji The Snugglepuss Hero: I say pictures, because you couldn't be captured in a single frame. xerox: OWNED. ------------ Rhonk: My girlfriend left scratches on me what?!: Why? Rhonk: Because she's a bitch what?!: What did you do? Rhonk: After the fact? Rhonk: I punched the bitch in the face and shat on her chest ------------ frito lay me.: why does snoop dog carry an umbrella. frito lay me.: for drizzle. ------------ Saint.: A guy walks into a bar....OUCH! ------------ "rØbýNîøN: a kidnapper drags a little boy into the woods..and the little boy says 'can we go back? i'm scared of the dark' and the kidnapper sayz 'well how do you think i feel? i have to walk back alone' ------------ Kenji The Action Hero says: i hate two things in life; you're one of them, and the other one i was lying about. ------------ (Nar) i was drunk fucking this chick last night right, and when i turned the lights on it was my mom, then she yelled APRIL FOOLS!! she got me good ------------ devastator.: whats a educated black man and a unicorn have in common? devastator.: THEY DON'T EXSIST owbed ------------ Bedtime For Democracy: seriously is someone doin that to me, cause ijust paid a lot of money to have my computer fixed n i dont want it frootloopsed up again "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: :[ *haxor face* -------------- (Note: SmarterChild is an AIM bot) IWormSasserB: Stop advertising.. 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SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say. IWormSasserB: Yes it is. SmarterChild: Yup. IWormSasserB: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? IWormSasserB: Stop typing. SmarterChild: I'll think about it. >>> Unlimited Free Mahjong - Great other fun mind games All Free from Games.Zango.com (sponsorship) IWormSasserB: No, I said stop. SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Forte. >>> T-Mobile Side Kick II - New Color Side Kick II World Phone Free Shipping offer ends 4/15 (sponsorship) IWormSasserB: I win. SmarterChild: Interesting... ------------- (Note: It's not ghetto without "bra") You gay! No you gay now. Haaaaa, boy you gay you said it you said you gay Nuh uh boy! Hahaha You the gay one! AHHHH MA NIGGA GAY OVA HERE Damn what the fuck! YOU GAY Don't hate! Homo! Oh, ok you gay <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> ^=( Don't hate! Love all! you gay, home clice take dat shit back to da queer eye wit you pouty lips and wet haircuts <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol nukka Oh no you didn't! Hahaha GAY HAHAHA U GAY Nuh uh! HAHAHA You the gay one mofo! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i'm gay. U GAY?! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> yea, i'm gay. HAAAA U GAY Damn what the fuck is going on up there. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> very good! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i'm gay! DAMN YO <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> What has been going on all fucking day? I dunno. WUT UP WIT ALL DEM GAYS UP IN HERE <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> now can you say water? waaaaaaaah-ter? O_O wtf. <Åñg릷öƒ·ß®õI<ëñ ƒè䮧> wat the hell YO. YO! YO BRA <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> you're doing so well, Tender! OKAY WTF HULK HOGAN WHY U GOT TO BE ALL PYLIN UP ON MY AZZ YO HEY LUVR. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> now say waaaaa-ter. WUD ^ mm baby. DATS RIGHT, HOS Bum eye! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT PIMP FO ME BABY DUHH. DAS RIGHT Pimp my ride. PIMP FO YO DADDY GREETINGS! MAKE EM SAY UHHHH HOW ARE YOU BITCHES RUB YO LOVE STINK ALL OVA ME, BABY shut up OH, GET ME GOOD GOSH! BIG SEXY'S COMIN FO YA OH BABY What's with the lame names? I dont busted a phat nutt in yo behizzy nukka ------------- *Jen* [I.Love.Robots] My heart your hands says: i burnt my hand last night, by picking up the wrong end of the curling iron. it hurt like hell ------------- (Note: It's not her fault. :( ) ± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s. ®: woaaah my stomach feels like there is little men dancing inside it ------------- so who did shawn rape? *raises hands* Angel of broken fears 16 year old, name of Malitia. <Åñg릷öƒ·ß®õI<ëñ ƒè䮧> im 13 <Åñg릷öƒ·ß®õI<ëñ ƒè䮧> idiot ------------- (Note: Facade/Ash=20 male, Hannah=16 female, aeroplanes=13 female. Get the picture?) >> <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Tenacle? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> TENTACLE LOL. ok professor >? Stick your tentacles in me. LOL. Hahaha you'd like that wouldnt you. You know I would. Hannah's cheating on me. every* Lmfao stfu It's not cheating if I'm being raped. Lmao! she was mine to start with. Lol! now you're mine. YOU NGR. LOL WTF OMGZ OMG OUT LOUD! YOU HEARD ME. Naughty gay retard? well, i guess so. naughty great reader yeah. Back to the rape, plz. Lmao OH! righty-o. Hahahaha Oh yes, make me bleed! Rip me apart, baby. Ahahaha Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Lol! Dumb white bitch. LO Hannah wants me. LMFAO. wtf. she's on da wrong side o' town HAHA. .. WTF V lmao THAT WAS WEIRD. And yes, I want her. my penis is prettier than her. ]: :O! LIESSSSSSSSS. LOLOL jk I KNOW! her face makes my penis look like.... your penis is ugly, I've seen it. a penis...? LOLZ. Lol! < LOL OMG YOU HAVE?! LOL YEAH. Ash, show me. HAHAHAHAHA. JK hOK I heard it's spotty. And sweaty. LOL who told you, jessi? IT IS KIND OF SPOTTY .. peni dont sweat. Oh wait, that's mine balls sweat You had sex with Jessi? :O IRL? fucking dumb white girl from da bronx. No. actually. with your fake gucci ba g Ellennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! we guna make babies Yes. They will be so hot. ------------- <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> hey Forte, have you ever tried Ethiopian food? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> no.. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> neither have they. ------------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You can't go around having sex with random people and calling it "love" to make it okay Bedtime For Democracy: what a stupid remark ------------- (Note: And all this time, I thought women were wising up) PinkLetherKitten: then howd you get my fucking SN Kenji The Action: someone might think you were a fucking retard by the number of times you repeat questions... Kenji The Action: i've told you that i was a friend of nathan's. Kenji The Action: so, where do you think i got it? PinkLetherKitten: i dontknow Kenji The Action: ... PinkLetherKitten: my sn isn't on my myspace Kenji The Action: wow. PinkLetherKitten: fucking tell me you fucker PinkLetherKitten: b/c i dont know you and you dont have a myspace and your just fucked Kenji The Action: so, because i don't have myspace, you don't want to talk to me? PinkLetherKitten: no its because yourandomly IMed me without saying who you were Kenji The Action: it purposely IMed you, and i did tell you who i was. PinkLetherKitten: you just pulled my sn from the entire list of Nathans buddies Kenji The Action: ......... Kenji The Action: he GAVE me your SN, for the fourth time PinkLetherKitten: why PinkLetherKitten: you dont even have a profile PinkLetherKitten: whats wrong with you Kenji The Action: is there something wrong with not having a profile? PinkLetherKitten: shut up PinkLetherKitten: yes PinkLetherKitten: I have no clue who you are PinkLetherKitten: OTHER THAN nate's friend Kenji The Action: well, what the fuck else would you want to know? it isn't like you've met me before or anything, so what different would it make if there were some personal information about myself located in my fucking AIM profile. couldn't you just as easily ask me what you want to know, instead of whining that i don't have a profile... PinkLetherKitten: no PinkLetherKitten: im lazy right now PinkLetherKitten: i just got back from working out Kenji The Action: how would it have been any less difficult than typing what you just did...? PinkLetherKitten: b/c my arms are flipping sore PinkLetherKitten: you flying fuk Kenji The Action: ...but, you're typing right now. PinkLetherKitten: WITH PAIN Kenji The Action: it doesn't take physical energy to ask questions, you moron. and this isn't con-air. PinkLetherKitten: ugh you annoy me more than most ppl PinkLetherKitten signed off at 3:14:31 PM. ------------ (Note: It was funny at the time) i have a beautyfull picter ------------ (Note: Stereotype or not, the truth can't be ignored unless you're a pothead ;] ) Courtney's Action Hero says: what's the difference between snow tires and black people? snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them Courtney's Action Hero says: what do you call a nigger on a bike? a thief Courtney's Action Hero says: how long does it take a black person to shit? 9 months Courtney's Action Hero says: what's long, dark and stinks? the unemployment line Courtney's Action Hero says: what's long and hard on a black guy? first grade Courtney's Action Hero says: what do you say to a black man in a uniform? i'll have a big mac with cheese and a coke ------------ i think you are one of that i dont have a boyfraind girls and sit on youre computer all day and night and have nothing to do only say bad words to other people and go on ther nervs WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK lol...that's Andrew. lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> What you just said made ZERO fucking sense *nerves <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> PLEASE, shut the fuck up, *boyfriend oh poor me my life must stop because i dont have a boyfriend to tell me what to do what a shame lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'm pretty sure april would cheat on a boyfriend, anyway. some one whant to lern somthing o_o hahaha i like how you added please Have you dated April, Anon? ;] <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I know her well enough to lie about it. im not all into that whole e-cyber sex dateing thing Why not? :'[ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'm pretty sure he meant in person <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> No. keke well i live far away from all of you that i think i am safe Where do you live? >;/ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Far away=A cave nobody knows about Uh oh ;o where u from april ? Alaska, close enough though forte <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Fuckin eskimo BITCH Ouch. no just imbread get it right KEKE BREAD ------------- lolz girls vaginas bleed. no Huh. hahhaa blood lolz <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> George: lolz stef lets me touch her pink spot cause it droolz oh gee blood thats funny -.- LOOOLZ george ha stef, are you menstrol n i sound like the 6th grader, right no im not <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> RightV you do. i wish dub. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> 2 vs 1 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> u loze haha lose what stef, you ever been quad penetrated. no. just single dude, i asked her that earlier. the dvda. wtfx <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL looolll stef: LOLZ IM TYTE LOLOLZ FOR NOW heh i am i bet your not <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> She said she wants to try double penetration. i bet your pussys big hahhahahahaaa LOOL! no all she can say is no <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Dude, having sex with a loose bitch like her is like telling a joke with no punch line stef. oh man that was killer looool owbd ------------ (Nar) * SmokeDawg420 has joined #nar SMOKE OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE VOICE LOL * spectre sets mode: +v SmokeDawg420 dumbest thing you could have done smoke will now enlighten us with his intelligence lol forte hi all eyes on you smoke your dad all ready taught me how to suck dick :) spectre are u gonna take that? shut up bitch stfu newb * OSP_Forte runs hand up smoke's thigh spectre got the juice now home boy ill hit u with my pimp hand and youll be hurtin u would but that dick in thurrrr forte i fucked your girl, when u snored and slobbed i fucked your love you shouldn't have sex with animals u admit to beastiality? cut the crap your girl is infact a cow? wow everyone in here has sex with dogs you just admitted to it also smoke indeed i fucked the cow aka his girl so so so I said dogs oh your girl is a dog? it's a guy the cow must have been your mom then fag lol all the cocaine you've had has ruined your brain what kinda loser has sex with girls smoke and anybody with 420 on their name sorry i dont do coke unlike u faggot i pop tylenol 8 hours i do cock more hardcore than you i own u yeah i fuckin do let's straight up fuck :) i love it inside of smoke his anus has a nice texture go on up around and get this brown booty hole i got the inside of my butt bleached hopoe u like it tf? it doesnt have that brown ring but it does ;) let's get turbo gay * OSP_Forte sucks your dick then spits the cum in your mouth and makes out with you dammit hahahah lol soulrebel they got me caught in there gayness =\ i cannot escape im done ahhhhhhh alienated^ ^::::spreads his ass::::: Nar has turned into a gay porn chat i not a alien or wait terminate his ability to shit right by pounding his little brown dookie hole nar has always been a gay porn chat --------------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DO Y OU DISLIKE MY EYE <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes or no God damnit Can I have your virginity. YES. I HATE IT. BAD TIMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! --------------- »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: can u see muh head? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: YES I CAN SEE YOUR HEAD "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: BUT YOUR BODY IS GONE LOL »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: ty »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: ino »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: hat? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Yes »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: kk "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Thou art a cunt. »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: me? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ya, thou »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: huh im lost &remus: ha "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: um why »Flyin Foxx« [zº]: why wht? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Why r u lost "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: do u need a map "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ?? .:blue.velvet:.: :lol _&Nikita.: REMI. guess what &remus: what. _&Nikita.: ur having my kids k ------------- this place is boring and im using my fingers much like your bedroom ------------- wut do u tell ur woman when she has 2 black eyes????? nothing u already told her twice ------------- why are you guys in avp, anyway? O_o <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I am here because I was banned at wonder <¬–Thê Evïl SpðRk DðrK–»> juleess! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> for doing what I just did I'm here because I need to fend off queers from him. It's not really work. ing hmmmm. tehe. I'll get on it later. Dumbie =( <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OHM Y FUCK COME ON IT'S NOT THAT BAD YOU FAGGOT It's not like I'm going, "ya i luv anal dumbie =) cum on my face" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> HAHAHA LOL. Then I can understand you having a gay attack. Yes. 12-year-old. < figures NOOO <†Zeus†> courtney ur a girl right? idc <†«Räîñbõwñèšš»†[†å†ør†ø†]> :might want to switch that around^^ COURTNEY'S??? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Why? haha Yes...obviously. that was stupidity right there. If a female had written that, she would've been like, "oh em gee kenji greater than shit" <†«Räîñbõwñèšš»†[†å†ør†ø†]> ive had enough fights <†Zeus†> well u wanna know what when u say everyone on palace is gay except u ur talking bout girls u bitch <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> <_< I could not decipher what that said. oooo <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> How many idiots are on this fucking server? LOL. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You losers just got let out of middle school, right? <†Zeus†> im goin into my senior year u idot <†Zeus†> idiot* Log that. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Way to burn yourself. OMG IDOT ;o ------------- .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ why are you talking to us if you are sooo much more smarter and superior than us because of it.. Kenji The Action What should I do then? Kenji The Action I like putting you down, that's all. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ why.. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ because you arent happy with yourself Kenji The Action I never meant to imply that I actually had the edge on any of you. Though, that isn't a hard thing to achieve. :p .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ or because you are used to being the one being put down.. Kenji The Action Yeah, eating cake makes me feel depressed. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ you think its your turn to put someone else down Kenji The Action lololol Kenji The Action Who has put me down? :P .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ so u can see what it feels like to be a coward Kenji The Action I'm a coward? >:P Kenji The Action Cowardice is not giving people your actual opinion. Something females do constantly, like yourself. :P Kenji The Action You would really know all about that. a star suicide. :are you getting these big words from dictionary.com? Kenji The Action Just because I think you're a dumbfuck, doesn't make me a coward. I would be if I had said you were smart or even somewhat intelligent. x_x a star suicide. :To look smart than you really are? a star suicide. :lol Kenji The Action No, I'm getting them from the English language, you fucking tart. a star suicide. :yeah, okay. a star suicide. :Dictionary.com. Kenji The Action ... Kenji The Action They would be in our language as it is. It's not like dictionaries have secret words in them... Kenji The Action I haven't even used one big word yet... ¬dàñí·[aww shiz] Yes they do. ¬dàñí·[aww shiz] It's called reading between the lines, Kenji. Kenji The Action lol...that's kind of a metaphor, and it isn't for finding secret words in books. :p ¬dàñí·[aww shiz] Actually, I have no clue what I'm talking about. Kenji The Action *Bitchslap* ¬dàñí·[aww shiz] I wish I was stoned. Kenji The Action She probably doesn't have her grade 6 and thinks every second word I'm typing is big. [NO REPLY FROM EITHER FROM HERE] (Awhile later when I got ownership of the room...) .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ kenji Kenji The Action Yes, baby? .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ whos owner? Kenji The Action I am. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ u prop gaged kay? Kenji The Action Correct. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ why? Kenji The Action Ugly. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ ugh .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ no shes not : *** a star suicide. runpropgagged Kenji The Action Fine, fine. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ :\ Kenji The Action She's soooooooooooo hot. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ ty ;] Kenji The Action Human beings are pretty fucking disgusting. a star suicide. damn straight, (lol) .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ yes we are Kenji The Action Moreso when they believe they aren't. Kenji The Action Like females. a star suicide. :you're just mad cause i dissed your knight. Kenji The Action I'm mad because you believe you dissed me in any way, shape or form ;p a star suicide. :lol .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ uglyness lives on the inside a star suicide. :pinkie is beautiful inside and out. Kenji The Action No, it is apparent on both the outside and inside. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ lol .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ i feel ugly inside Kenji The Action Wow, stop. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ :[ a star suicide. :[ Kenji The Action That's so fucking pathetic. a star suicide. :you are beautiful to me. Kenji The Action You both look like shit. .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ ty kenji a star suicide. :whatever, stfu mortal. Kenji The Action ... (...I know...) Kenji The Action What? .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ im dieing right now a star suicide. :we're the next miss america. a star suicide. ;] .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ lol Kenji The Action ... Kenji The Action Do not imply ever again that you are immortal. Kenji The Action ...or that I am anything like you. a star suicide. :Hush mortal. a star suicide. has left the room. *** You are kicking out a star suicide. *** a star suicide. kicked out by Kenji The Action .¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ why r u here kenji? Kenji The Action Why not? Kenji The Action I need to restore order to this server. [.¿[]D¡nk!È?.™ leaves] Kenji The Action I'm doing well. >:[ -------------- IWormSasserB: ? Xxsk8rgrlxx89: ? IWormSasserB: does u gots piercings? Xxsk8rgrlxx89: who is this? IWormSasserB: um IWormSasserB: dis is forte IWormSasserB: i asked u a question, bitch Xxsk8rgrlxx89: im not gonna answwer cuz ur an ass IWormSasserB: um IWormSasserB: no ur an ass IWormSasserB: wit piercings all ova ur clit Xxsk8rgrlxx89: no i dont IWormSasserB: how come Xxsk8rgrlxx89: cuz thats not wut i want pierced IWormSasserB: is that ur final answer? Xxsk8rgrlxx89: who is dis? IWormSasserB: i told u dis is forte Xxsk8rgrlxx89: im really dumb IWormSasserB: i no Xxsk8rgrlxx89: y did u call me a bitch IWormSasserB: cuz ur poosie is pierced Xxsk8rgrlxx89: no it isnt IWormSasserB: u ever suck a big dick? IWormSasserB: cause I have... mmm i want some right now Xxsk8rgrlxx89: .... Xxsk8rgrlxx89: im srry IWormSasserB: for wut Xxsk8rgrlxx89: im srry that i juss reported u to aol IWormSasserB: I report myself 2 aol IWormSasserB: u dum bich Xxsk8rgrlxx89: thats nice IWormSasserB: ya IWormSasserB: i hav 2 go shave my bawlz Xxsk8rgrlxx89: thats nice i dont care IWormSasserB: is that ur final answer? Xxsk8rgrlxx89: sure y not ------------- (Note: Imagine it, it's funny) holdin i, babi u* lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lolz lolz <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> toss me at da eyemonsta <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> by eyemonsta, I mean your dik *toss* *ur salad* lololz sry It was so funny Anyways, my brother was prancing around like a fag. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol And he started hanging off the stair rails and kicking his feet around and then he walked down the rest of the way like a faggot. cause he is ? it's pretty fucking hilarious when he runs down the stairs like a queer and slips on his ass ya <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> omfg he views more gay porno den andrew and dats a lot )gayporn You don't want to see what it looks like... lol.. HE'S ALMOST FUCKING 21 I could understand if he were that gay if he were 12 Not even...maybe 8 ----------- (Note: This is my negro friend, Shaniqua) .dômöliciòus-×.: lolo .dômöliciòus-×.: jfdsifdjs[djofjsdgivhdfgo[hjf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shut up. .dômöliciòus-×.: Entertain me. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You are a beautiful, intelligent black woman and your opinion will be heard .dômöliciòus-×.: I didn't say lie ----------- (Note: Corvus, also known as Hejmak, chess and Marjory Saint [real name is Andrew] flirts with the friend of his 14 year old Dutch internet girlfriend, Shannon, a 13 year old Australian girl in this entry. He is 19) <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> school sucks, she should've stayed home. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> <-<; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dude, when we go to japan, let's buy some lolita wear. *hiccup* <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> i got introuble for my loose socks today as soon as i walked into assembly mrs carter the fat cow made me take them off <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> what the frootloops? you had to take socks off? <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> yeah and you can dress up as a girl and then i can rape you ^-^; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> haha... that's stupid. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> yep <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> they control what we wear down to our socks <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> when you're older i'll dress up like a girl for you. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> rofl <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> but only if dana's ok with it. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> oh oh oh my friend craig is also coming <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> which she probably would be. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> giar <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> giarc <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> hes thrilled about the idea ^-^ <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> so yeah number of people coming from austrlia: 3. me craig and chantelle <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dude we're gonna have to rent two rooms, aren't we. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> probably <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> kz i know O_o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> let's get two side by side rooms though, so we can do stuff. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> you told me already <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> we can play truth or dare and twister and scrabble. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> your in like the south or something am i right? o_o; <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> kz ^-^; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dude i'm gonna go to bed. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> awesome <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> waah v-v <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> no your not >:| <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *huggles yew* <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> im in melbourne .. city of the.. doom o_o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> so anyway about japan oic i like the shops *winks* =D *winks back* <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> im sleeping in deh same room as you and dana and so is chantelle hahahahaha o_o :o0o *winks back* <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> >=D <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> NO PRIVACY FOR DEH IDIOTS ^-^ll <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> ** ^-^;; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i'll be the only guy in a room full of girls >=p <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> rofl <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> he he he <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> \^_^/ <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> i swear chantelle will try to jump you o0o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> she sees a hot guy and turns into a total idiot and obsesses over them and be like "hes hot o__o;" <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> you think i'm hot? :o ehe me too but i dont act on it so its worse <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> yuh O_o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> awesome. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> id fuck you anyday i just like insulting you when we are arguing <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> how hot? =p <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> hehe sweet. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> very o0o ur not suppose to admit that <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> o_o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> i dont want him or anything though kz O_o; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> yes you do. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> no i dont o_o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> dana does ;o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> suuuuuuure ya don't. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> i want tiggeh and shinya *drool* <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> specialy shinya <-<;; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> can i at least get a bj? <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> maybeee ;o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> hehe yay. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> if dana consents hahahaha <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> <.<; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> >.>; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> but seriously, i'm like, tired. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> well shes my wife and she wants you o_o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> too bad HAHAHA what does she look like plz <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> a pie man o_o <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> like george deh pie man <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> when you're a kid and you want to go wheee! but you ain't got drugs <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> is george deh pie man really sexy in real life :o? <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> gonads and strife <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> you have the song all wrong v0v <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> ** v-v <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *hugs* <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> is when you a kid and you wanna go weee but you aint got drugs yet you hold of for your life you hold onto your little.. gonds and striiife.. GONADS AND STRIFE GONADS AND STRIFE GONADS AND STRIFE i want a hug too kz? <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> did you write that song? <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> no o_o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> who wrote it? <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> i dunno O_o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dude, shan. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> 'ey shan. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> well if you're not gonna respond then i'm gonna go to bed. shan.. is gone i think <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> NO <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> ee o_- <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i'm like, horny now. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> and it's your fault. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> rofl o_o <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> darn it, don't do that! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> but seriously, i have to go now, it's five am. <± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s ®> fine then byez <3 <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> byebye <3 <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *leaves* ------------ Kenji The Action: Press 1 if you're into cheerios. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 3 Kenji The Action: F U Kenji The Action: ^cry ------------ Kenji The Action: Who's horny? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Only you and your hand (§øFÅ)-§øuL†Ås§å§sIn-: Martha Stwart is Kenji The Action: :[ frito lay me.: two hands doesn't make it a threesome kenji :( "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: HAHA bluberry_pie: O.O Kenji The Action: ya it does, bitch frito lay me.: hahah ------------ no, you're confused thats why you're mad cause that's kinda..eh..hurtful? ... No, you act like a moron towards everyone. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You'd need friends for that to be at all possible. jacob please i don't have friends and i can't stress that enough and i like it that way i seriously don't understand why people hate me so much =/ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I think the only people who tolerate you in here do drugs. Georgie is getting pwnt up the ass. And serves no challenge in an argument. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> We hate you because you're a retarded skank. yep < "lame", "dumb whore" =( im nice to you, i dont get it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I don't care <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You can be as nice as you want <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're still VERY annoying and wtfs your problem anyway, you just called me fake because you thought me saying hi meant LOLZ HEY WERE Friends <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> People only have so much tolerance... <^> no GEORGE youd sit in here when no one else was here n talk forever <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> oh man <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *pops a penguin* no i wouldn't you didn't just say hi, it was constant conversations, frootloops off <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> caffeine, wheeeee! YAA now you lie about it <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i am such a perkygoth. why r you making shit up wtf <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> <_<... ....see, thats why i call you fake ... <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dude, penguin mints. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> they're awesome. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I will order ram today :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] not cause you say hi <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> THEN I CAN PLAY MORROWIND AND RAISE HORSES AND BE A PIRATE GOTH ok seriously if you're going to be a 7th grader about it than why argue. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> you will order someone to ram you up the ass. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I don't need to order that ;] lol...you're so pathetic, serious <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> he he he he <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That was kinda out of character for you. you're so muted lol seriously. good. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> People make me want to blow my brains out. Mr. Cobain. no person has that power over me because people are stupid. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That is why they make me angry <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Because they're stupid i know. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Or slutty <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I want to take my hands and just <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fucking STRANGLE STEF <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DIE lool!!! absolute anger? thats such a turn on! I thought you were gonna say jack them off. :[ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL i'd like to strangle stef too sometimes but than i realize shes a waste of time frootloops off george Who the fck is Stef? seriously, don't talk about me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> bedtime bedtime is stef =\ Ok. <3 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'll probably get banned for this, but I don't care <3 wtfffF? OWBD!!!!! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Eat shit and die its just a pic <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> that's you, stef? ?i dunno who that was sad girl <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Total bullshit <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> She went the fuck off on me when I did that i really don't know who she was <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I got banned for it so I went to the take av room on avpalace and wore it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Like 10 people took it that is stef, i remember drawing someone behind her in that pic grabbing her tits <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> don't be modest, is that you? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Kenji was here pasting text after I got banned come on hoes give me some It is. I remember her now. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> She said she regret taking them it's me, but i don;t know who i was at the time, was way frootloopsed up...so i decided not to let it bother me <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> hoes? <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> it's hos. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It bothered her so much she cried. i did cry lool!!!! at first ^DEAD but now i dont care <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> you've got nice ones. hahahahah thats pretty frootloopsed right dur. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Don't eg her on... "she cried" <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i'll egg on whomever i wish to egg on. no...i was heavy there =/ thas what bothers me most bout the pic why's it funny that someone cried <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Don't play that mood swing shit with me, you little pedo. hmm loooolllll <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> ephebo^ Pedo? WTF. How old is that chick? LOLOLZ i'm only 18... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I was talking to Corvus there. *rubs both vaginas* lolz you both need to shave looooooollll and im a womyn, not a chick <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> No, you're a broad hey =P ... <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> the whole "womyn" thing is dumb. Don't get smart. hehe <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> the word "woman" is pretty degrading, but you deserve even worse a title. well saying it's dumb is kind of...dumb I haven't talked shit so don't get an attitude. <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> how is "woman" degrading? it doesn't make sense for a girl to cry about noods if it's her fault they're up on the net in the first place right? it's not.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I told you to shut up. he's a misogynist i feel bad for him he's going to be alone =/ <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> it's only degrading if you read too far into the etymology of the word. well i did cry..get over it <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> some super hardcore feminists think it's offensive just because it's "man" with a prefix. i dont' know it just seems weird to me. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I feel bad for the person who realized the day she got out of college that it was time to have sex with random people and start a cocaine spree. it's different when i have the pics and am in contreol of them then if random guys are exploiting me all over the place LOOLLLL <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> exploit! exploit! exploit! ouch, that was a kick to the ovaries if i ever saw one hmm <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *raises fist* um i did coke before college <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> kein mitleid fuer die mehrheit! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> ok, i'm done. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Nice job burning yourself. then i stopped all that like half way through the year loolll <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> lozzle nozzle. i don't really look at drugs in the same way as you closed minded people do hmm lol but.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'm actually not closed minded about it i keep saying that argh! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> The fact that you can do them and not see anything wrong with it is closed minded Yeah, like coke opens the mind... you don't know anything about drugs and you say theyre evil <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's being desensitized to it It opens your nasal passage. I KNOW theyre bad That's about it. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> No you don't Ill be the first to admit how stupid they are n what damage they will do hell, i know. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> if you truly believed they are bad, you'd not do them it's not like that <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You are a piece of shit. and some are worse then others... you are jacob <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Even having admit to a room of people that you dislike autistic children <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> The type of person you are should be shot jacob, seriously this is palace you think half the shit said is real <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GOOD JOB STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS ya well it's kinda weird that you take everything so serious on here <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'll learn to never take you seriously. lolllll <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Like those 50 guys you let screw you in the ass. brutal'd you're the piece of shit, you have an ugly soul n you're a bad person..doing drugs doesnt make you worthless, not having a heart does <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> INCORRECT LOOL!!!! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> TRY AGAIN! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Just because I disagree with your sluttish ways and don't just lie down and let you talk shit does not mean I'm a piece of shit. " you have an ugly soul n you're a bad person" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You dislike ugly people! shut up grow up jacob, i'm not a slut i'd have to be sleeping w/ more then one guy to be a slut i may have been a slut, but i;m not one ^dead *touches george down there* ^alive that's right sshh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU ARE A SLUT AND NOBODY LOVES YOU. INFACT, IF YOU DIED, SOMEONE WOULD PROBABLY PROFIT OFF OF IT. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND GO DOWN YOUR WRIST WITH A KNIFE, THUNDERCUNT :):):) LOOOOOOOL i know that's not true. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> So, you're not good alive OR dead?? i know you're not as bad as you act on here <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Wow, you're just a nothing in every fucking sense. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Stef, just because I dislike everything about you does not mean I'm bad <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> it means I just disagree with everything you are you don't even know me, how can you judge <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I am judging what you have told me, idiot lol and like i'v said...this is palace! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Everything I've insulted you over is something YOU told me half the shit i don't even remember saying how can it count <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GUESS WHAT, DETECTIVE SHITFORBRAINS plus, i'v lied in the past. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> This may be the internet, but we are REAL people <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what you say is being read by REAL humanbeings lol..that's what i always said.. ------------- <"· ·¿?· ·> You are a flaming cunt. well what do you know about makeup, heh i'd hope not too much.. <"· ·¿?· ·> I hate having to strip you every time you log on. but shes perfect, perfect face and body Paris Hilton is only famous for her money and sex video. She is no better either. it's not liek the pics i wear are hard on your eyes.. paris isn't better, i <3 christina sooo much more <"· ·¿?· ·> I don't want to look at tramps and cunts. k not a tramp or a cunt =) <"· ·¿?· ·> Ya <"· ·¿?· ·> Although they fucking pale in comparison to you, the all mighty wide-twat i actually don't like paris that much anyway johnny, i liked nicole.. huh? although they frootloopsing pale in comparison.. whats that bad english <"· ·¿?· ·> You're so stupid... pale..as in skin colors? <"· ·¿?· ·> ......................... ------------ †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: forte †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: http://img284.exs.cx/img284/3517/revengeshit3wd.gif Bedtime For Democracy: im tired =/ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: heh "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Take off the nudes. Bedtime For Democracy: ........ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Now Bedtime For Democracy: ya know they eh airbrush her nipples "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Take it off. Bedtime For Democracy: why Jay ôô: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Or I will go get a wizard off Mansion. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Because I feel like giving you a hard time Bedtime For Democracy: haha, relax Bedtime For Democracy: go ahead Bedtime For Democracy: get one Bedtime For Democracy: like al ittle kid...go tell on me Bedtime For Democracy: how cute Bedtime For Democracy: <3 "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Whatever works. Bedtime For Democracy: kinda turns me on i am legend.: .... Jay ôô: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Yeah, I bet little kids do. modest moose: LOL i am legend.: looool! ----------- [ ©ake úp ! eÐ ]: Luke threw up a little in my hair. lol [ ©ake úp ! eÐ ]: and on my hand. ----------- (Note: *sucks a big dick* I'm not gay, I'm bi!) (4:16:08 PM) i aint gay! (4:16:11 PM) i'm BI! ----------- (Note: I found this on newgrounds.com. It's just funny to me) OMFG! May 26, 2005 Reviewed by: Luckyz7 Overall Score: 10 Lol , that why Snake have a pirate stuff :P ! ----------- <[animus fervor]> this is a childrens palace please remove your pornography no ----------- .xulldrin.: Is that why you type sentences like "my your neck"? Bedtime For Democracy: if you seriously think sentences have something to do with english ----------- Democracy> dense ass <.xulldrin.> I'm dense? yes <.xulldrin.> hahaha n flat our moronic <"· ·¿?· ·> Uh <.xulldrin.> ohhhh i dont even know what dense means ---------- i dont think talking to yourself makes you sane what do you know ---------- Bedtime For Democracy: but..i do have hiv Bedtime For Democracy: that dont make much sense silly billy Bedtime For Stef Not Having HIV: That's what this says. Bedtime For Stef Not Having HIV: You moron. ---------- (Note: Women) Kenji The Action: OMG! Penoversword: omg! what?! Penoversword: who are you? Kenji The Action: kenji :] Penoversword: um. how do i know you? Kenji The Action: i never said you knew me :P Penoversword: oh. okay. hi there then Kenji The Action: hi ^_^ Penoversword: any particular reason why you're iming me? or just because? just out of curiousity is all. Penoversword: how did you get my sn? Kenji The Action: O_- Kenji The Action: to talk to you... Kenji The Action: and lj. Penoversword: which community? my gingerdropit site? did i say something silly? ^^ Kenji The Action: >_> Kenji The Action: no community. i'll check. Penoversword: ok... *shrug* whatever. i'll just go with it. Kenji The Action: what's your lj name? :P Penoversword: gingerdropit... or hauntedwonder, i guess. but i go on all communities with gingerdropit. most of them anyway. Kenji The Action: *sits* :| Penoversword: heh. yea. that would be my dog. dude, they have a million names already taken, so i was trying to figure something out and my dog picked something up. and i was like "ginger, DROP it! .... hey.... " and that is my story. Kenji The Action: i see o_- Penoversword: heh. Kenji The Action: *reads* :| Penoversword: so how did you get my sn? i know lj... but like... Kenji The Action: it's a mystery -.- Penoversword: it's not very exciting, i must say. Penoversword: oh, ok then. Penoversword: so tell me about yourself. Kenji The Action: >_> Kenji The Action: one of your entries is pretty confusing... Penoversword: that's ok. Kenji The Action: so, i'm in seach of some clarity. :P Penoversword: ok. which one? Kenji The Action: I was just procrastinating and looking around the internet and I found this... [May. 17th, 2005|05:27 pm] Penoversword: oh. what about it? Kenji The Action: i can make almost no sense out of it... Penoversword: hmmm. Penoversword: i don't know exactly what to tell you. are you religious? is that why? Kenji The Action: no. Kenji The Action: well, yes, but it's a doctrine i don't really want to get into. :P Penoversword: really? now i'm curious. please? Kenji The Action: it isn't that important. Penoversword: whatever. Kenji The Action: i don't think it would matter what i practiced. it still wouldn't make sense. Penoversword: alright. what about it doesn't make sense? the wording and stuff or just the idea in general? Kenji The Action: it's a hypothesis turned fact out of thin air? :P Kenji The Action: "One is left with many Biblical passages which condemn fornication -- sex outside of marriage. If one were to accept these passages as inspired by God, then one can conclude that the Bible considers homosexual sex within a committed relationship equivalent to premarital sex between a man and a woman. That is, homosexual activity within a committed relationship is morally equivalent to a man and woman living together common-law without being married." Kenji The Action: this is more of an opinion. Kenji The Action: >_> Kenji The Action: just think you should make sure that that's clear. :P Kenji The Action: not only that, but it's a pretty loopy opinion :P Kenji The Action: i guess a ton of religious freaks read the bible different ways... Penoversword: yup. Penoversword: i'm not religious really Kenji The Action: by the way...those things listed were never put to the sides of right or wrong :P Penoversword: *shrug* i don't know a lot about the bible Penoversword: i guess i just kind of took that thing and ran with it Penoversword: but it's all good cause not a lot of people really read that lj Kenji The Action: oh Penoversword: yup. Kenji The Action: and the last quote is really what bothered me :P Kenji The Action: "The Bible says nothing about sexual orientation for the same reason why it does not mention television sets and airplanes. The concept of orientation dates only from the late 19th century and only began to be seriously investigated in the middle of the 20th century." Kenji The Action: who is the idiot who said that...? Penoversword: *shrug* that's pretty stupid, i have to admit. Kenji The Action: that's purely idiotic... Penoversword: agrred Penoversword: *agreed Kenji The Action: good ^_^ Kenji The Action: *sits* Penoversword: heh. Kenji The Action: i'd still like to know who had said that. Penoversword: i don't have any idea who said it. Kenji The Action: well, still... Penoversword: alrighty. Penoversword: you know about as much as i do related to that person. Kenji The Action: i think it's pretty dumb to say just because the bible says nothing of fags being happy together that it's giving it a thumbs up. :P Penoversword: that word is not okay. Kenji The Action: :P Kenji The Action: what word? Penoversword: if you're going to start being stupid about things then i'll just be leaving. Kenji The Action: >_> Kenji The Action: being stupid? Penoversword: fag... derogatory term for gay people. and i don't see anything wrong with being gay. Kenji The Action: okay, HOMOSEXUAL INDIVIDUAL. Penoversword: heh. you don't have to say that. you can say someone is gay. but calling someone a fag is like calling someone a nigger. it's just not done. Penoversword: and it's rude and vulgar besides. Kenji The Action: it is done... lol Penoversword: well. yea. Kenji The Action: my best FRIENDS call me a nigger, come on now. Kenji The Action: i don't have a hissy fit about it. it isn't 1940 anymore. Penoversword: but not by intelligent people. and for some reason black people can call people niggers and white people can't. *shrug* Kenji The Action: by extremely intelligent people. intellect isn't decided upon whether someone uses a certain word or doesn't. :P Kenji The Action: believe what you'd like, however. Kenji The Action: ANYONE can... Kenji The Action: who ever said they couldn't...you? Kenji The Action: you seem to like deciding how things are... Penoversword: whatever. i'm making a couple assumptions and generalizations. it's no big deal. Kenji The Action: well, those are pretty narrow-minded ones, then... >_> Kenji The Action: just because i'm using the word 'fag' doesn't mean i really have anything wrong with people who might happen to identify themselves as homosexuals. Kenji The Action: what the hell? >_> Penoversword: i just... dude. i gotta go. Kenji The Action: you used the word nigger to describe black people...are you racist? :P Penoversword: we'll continue this later and i'll try to be a little smarter when i say things Kenji The Action: lol Kenji The Action: stay >;P Penoversword: what? i didn't use it to describe them Penoversword: whatever. i don't care. Penoversword: i mean, derr i care. Kenji The Action: >_> Penoversword: my dad is being really irritating and i'm multi tasking Penoversword signed off at 10:21:58 PM. ----------- bedtime loves me i do.ya told ya cool <"· ·¿?· ·> She can't get enough of little boys. lol i dont care bout age <"· ·¿?· ·> .. age is a nujmber people are people ----------- <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> *stuffs more fries into mouth* <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> ah my headset is being gay <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> *stuffs more dick into mouth* <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> ROFL .. <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> ew <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> not ew <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> yum <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> k.. ----------- <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> booohoooohooo!!!! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> dana... <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> yes? <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> do me <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> heh ^-^; <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> ^_^; <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> no... <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> you do me ;D <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> ok =) <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> lol! <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> i wanna be the girl some of the time, though. <"· ·¿?· ·> What the gay hell is going on <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> uh.. o_O <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> I dont wanna be a guy tho <¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> Oh rofl <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> invest in a realistic strapon. ------------ (Nar) lets have a rigged carnival game that is impossible we will call it suck more dicks than severen burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------ (Nar) what do u call a black man with 2 arms 30 teeth and 2 eyes a nigger what DO U CALL A BLACK GUY IN A MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE and i wa slike A NIGGER? and he started laughing and was like no you racist son of a bitch it is a theif then i started laughing and went OR A SERVANT and we both shared a good laugh at the same time quite an exchange quite an exchange my friends ----------- Baphomet: Corvus is a mooncricket rofl "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: lol †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: moon cricket? what the frootloops is a moon cricket!!! Baphomet: Shut up bootlips. †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: "moon cricket" i'm assuming is a racial slur. Baphomet: yes it is you frootloopsing porch monkey. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: brb "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ROTFL>V "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: brb †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: moon cricket has to be the weirdest racial slur i've ever heard. Baphomet: Whatever you say shitpirate †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: ^=( †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: i can't be a mooncricket, i'm good at math and bad at sports. Baphomet: If by math you mean, add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and multiply, then yes. †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: dude, that's harsh. Baphomet: Ok d00d. Baphomet: Let's go sk8 now. Baphomet: Tear up the half paipe †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: o.o †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: what part of "bad at sports" don'cha understand? :p boy!: grind some railz. †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: well, i guess skating isn't technically a sport. Baphomet: Sex isn't a sport. ----------- (Note: She just does not care) you like cum on your face. ? ya yeah i like being busted on rather then in ----------- (Note: Akira is Kenji's homosexual brother, and the person posting these messages is a female friend of his) May 17, 2005 09:54 PM POOP Deck alrite three bags full na mean' what up Aki? I read ur essay i give it 3 stars and a half its really good except for a few run on sentences so im sure ur gonan do well on it May 10, 2005 07:43 PM Hey Akira, member' masterbating hams and the tree that reminded you of an afro that was once a tree lol hahaha but dont forget those pregnant farris wheels inside ur head! (Mid note: Courtney's Action Hero is Kenji, talking to me on MSN) Courtney's Action Hero says: just 20 minutes ago Courtney's Action Hero says: he was whining at my mom, because he had a pimple Courtney's Action Hero says: and she wanted to pop it Sessi Peachez says: haha Courtney's Action Hero says: and he was whining that it was going to scar... Courtney's Action Hero says: i'm not done... Sessi Peachez says: omfg Courtney's Action Hero says: then he got back in the shower and tried to 'clean' them... Sessi Peachez says: ..? Courtney's Action Hero says: then he got out and he asked her if they were still there Courtney's Action Hero says: as if pimples disolve in water. ----------- <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> ok <.Crescent. ._.> You remind me of Josh :o <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> merm?! <.Crescent. ._.> No <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> lol <.Crescent. ._.> Not yew <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL YEW <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NOT YEW <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ish not yew ish sum1 else <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> aaa.............. <.Crescent. ._.> your confusing o.o; <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> is that a computer game <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> AHAHAHA <.Crescent. ._.> Yes. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> no <.Crescent. ._.> Ah. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i dont like computer games <.Crescent. ._.> Ish hard. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> ..stupid purple <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You need a brain to be able to solve any problem.. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> thats true.. <.Crescent. ._.> What if you dont have one. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> GAH PINK <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Then you're you <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL! <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> then you wouldnt be moving <.Crescent. ._.> Okay o_c; <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Sitting on your ass isn't really moving.. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> .. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> typing <.Crescent. ._.> lmao <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> it takes a brain to move your fingures <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DOES IT TAKE A LOT OF EFFORT FOR YOU TO TYPE? <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> wouldnt call it smart a monkey can do it <.Crescent. ._.> yes. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> IZ YEW STUPID <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i didnt say it did 0_- <.Crescent. ._.> yes. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I would compare you to monkeys, but you all ready did. <.Crescent. ._.> lol. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> yes i did 0_- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> 0_- <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> :O <.Crescent. ._.> lol <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> rain <.Crescent. ._.> Yees? <.Crescent. ._.> Lol. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE THE NAME "RAIN" <.Crescent. ._.> Ish RAINN <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MY NAME IS THUNDER <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> sorry <.Crescent. ._.> :Dumbass :o <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> rainn <.Crescent. ._.> Wow your special <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OMFG I LEFT OUT AN N <.Crescent. ._.> He's Cloud. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OH OKAY <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> cloud from ff 0_- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> CAN I BE PERCIPITATION <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i hate him... <.Crescent. ._.> :You're crazy. <.Crescent. ._.> Okay. <.Crescent. ._.> He's cute <.Crescent. ._.> Aha. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> sanzos better!! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> UM <.Crescent. ._.> He's cute too. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> hey when is maericas top model on <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> americas* <.Crescent. ._.> :I dunno <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Never! <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> bc twiggy is a judge 0_- <.Crescent. ._.> :Who's that ? o.o; <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> from the old manson <.Crescent. ._.> ai. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> SOME GUY SHE THINKS IS HOT? <.Crescent. ._.> I dunno. <.Crescent. ._.> I think your deer is hawt. <.Crescent. ._.> Woot o.x; <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> no i think its funny that a fromer marilyn manson band memebr is a judge <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> former* <.Crescent. ._.> moose. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> IT'S A DEER <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> damn the typos <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You thundercunt <.Crescent. ._.> FINE <.Crescent. ._.> A deer. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> thats a good word <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> h/o <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> ^.. <.Crescent. ._.> Square on your forehead. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ya dat's clearly not a cross <.Crescent. ._.> lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fuck y'all nigs <.Crescent. ._.> Okay. such anger <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> f u 2 Sounds like a party <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ya <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> nig fukin <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> partay all nite :-( Everyone keeps telling me I'm racist <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I think they mean gay... Sure. <.Crescent. ._.> Shush Very mistakable words aren't they? <.Crescent. ._.> Creamy <.Crescent. ._.> Wb. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> sorry i covered your cross <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> ty <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> lol i'm reading the log 0_- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you blok'd the powa of the anti-deer <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> that was you rainn <.Crescent. ._.> lmao <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i know i know <.Crescent. ._.> o_o; <.Crescent. ._.> Poor thing <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> one day it will get hit by a car though <.Crescent. ._.> :And rainn will laugh <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> or shoot <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Are either of you 15? <.Crescent. ._.> Maybe <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> no <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lolz <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> we're not good enough 0_- <.Crescent. ._.> Crazy left. *** Moves are limited here <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I CANT GET IN THERE *** Slides are limited here <.Crescent. ._.> Never mind <.Crescent. ._.> Crazy's back <.Crescent. ._.> Woot. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> wb <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> f u <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> aww they like me <.Crescent. ._.> lmao <.Crescent. ._.> <3 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> This room is gayer than a black on brown male orgy... <.Crescent. ._.> She likes u more. <.Crescent. ._.> Do you have to be so confusing ?? <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> <.,:"" Haha, that sounds pretty much liek a gay porn <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YEAH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> THIS ROOM IS GAYER THAN GAY PORN It's because I'm in here <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> confussing people is fun.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OMFG> <.Crescent. ._.> WELL STOP IT :o <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU STILL SPELL CONFUSING WITH TWO S'S?!?! <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> yup <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I still don't care, lol Hello <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^brb <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> always did always will 0_- <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> hmm <.Crescent. ._.> Crazy's on brb. *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ;gone for 16 seconds *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ^brb <.Crescent. ._.> Whata dork :o *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ;gone for 25 seconds *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ^brb <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> what does this person keep a log on me 0_o <.Crescent. ._.> Lmao *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ;gone for 34 seconds *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ^brb <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> its like you still run!! <.Crescent. ._.> Lol <.Crescent. ._.> Do we know this person o.x; *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ;gone for 51 seconds *"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·* ^brb <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> GAH <.Crescent. ._.> Ish scarry... <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> sorta off <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> sort.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^of... <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> damn lag <.Crescent. ._.> I've never seen an "anti-deer" <.Crescent. ._.> Crazy's back <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i'v seen a lot of anti things <.Crescent. ._.> Wb Crazy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I demand that you shut up immediately. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> wb< <.Crescent. ._.> No :o <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DEMAND <.Crescent. ._.> Demanding is mean <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> so that means we should? <.Crescent. ._.> NO <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're a girl, who cares :\ <.Crescent. ._.> :o <.Crescent. ._.> :o-* <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> well you may think that way 0_- <.Crescent. ._.> How rude <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> 0_o my social teacher <.Crescent. ._.> :Your some freakish looking thig so who cares !_! <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> didnt even know about <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> about the stupid french <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> This freakish looking thing is more attractive than the both of you combined. <.Crescent. ._.> o.o; <.Crescent. ._.> Okay. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> <.,"" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Diz my drawin skills <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> o so you made it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ya <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> fancy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fuck you <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> asshole <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> thanks 0_- <.Crescent. ._.> :My stomach hurts z_z; <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> aww <.Crescent. ._.> :Poor me <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> do some crunches <.Crescent. ._.> :Thatll help o.o; <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Quit eating chocolate. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> i dunno <.Crescent. ._.> :I didnt eat chocolate ! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> bs <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> that stuff tast like shit <.Crescent. ._.> bs? <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> no lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> BS <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> chocolate <.Crescent. ._.> BS?! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> !BS <.Crescent. ._.> What is bs? <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> BULLSHIT <.Crescent. ._.> Ai. <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> <.Crescent. ._.> I did not eat chocolate. <.Crescent. ._.> I do not like chocolate. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> bs <.Crescent. ._.> SHUT UP <.Crescent. ._.> Gawd. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ALL BITCHES LIKE CHOCOLATE <.Crescent. ._.> Your more annoying then ns :o <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> no<.< <.Crescent. ._.> IM NOT A BITCH <«--Crêåmy Pêånut Búttër-C-C-»> not really..... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ALL BROADS N BITCHES N HOS <.Crescent. ._.> Im not a ho eaither. <.Crescent. ._.> either-* ----------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> r u gay? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> jkjk <,shinebox'> h8! For someone with the name "Sunshine", you are are angry. <,shinebox'> haha sure D: me? <_onde-stiger_> and that dude up there nope * sunshine * listen i am not in no frootloopsin modd for jokes ok? <,shinebox'> MODD <,shinebox'> OMGZZ <_onde-stiger_> goodzness <,shinebox'> LMFAOAOAROFLFLF yes u u fuckin ass hole! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DIE <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DIE IN HELL >.>.>.>.> hahahaha <,<<<<<<<< <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'LL FUCK EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS stop being mean to me or i will go get the fuckin staff u bitch! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I AM THE STAFF <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I AM ALSO BATMAN *SunShinE* not u him <,<<<< <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> UH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DON'T FUCKING WHISPER ME <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'LL EVENTUALLY TELL THEM WHAT YOU SAID t une criss de chienn jte pisse a lanus jte pisse a la nuke jte crache dessus toe ta gang t ami pi toute ta famille de charoge <_onde-stiger_> haha <,shinebox'> ohnoze i said not u <,shinebox'> francais ha oui speak english u mother fuckin retard hahahaha <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> !MI gato tiene energía que tira más sexual que usted ANORMAL u can't speak english can u? <,shinebox'> spassti ya a little bit <,shinebox'> schwantzkopf speak english or don't FUCKING SPEAK AT ALL!!!! hahhaaha <_onde-stiger_> ya criss de laide <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> SPEAK WHATEVER THE FUCK LANGUAGE YOU WANT BITCH jte pisse desus <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> IGNORE THIS DYKE ASS MOTHA FROOTLOOPA FUCK U i puke on u and all yor family <,shinebox'> jvends jvends un peu dweed de temps en temps frootloopsing slut <,shinebox'> <3 les nubians GO TAKE UR FAT OTHER LANGUAGE ASS AND UGLY ASS FAT FAKEEEEEEE FRO SOME FUCKIN WHERE ELSE! hahahhahhahahahha OK <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> man what the fuck <,shinebox'> hey sunshine <,shinebox'> take your head out of your ass why don tyo jmute him <,shinebox'> ignorant bitch or just leave <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NO EL SPICO DENERO suce mon penis criss de dirty slut <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> COMPRENDEHO-O? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GET THE FUCK OUT-O hahahahahha same pants beautigful beautiful larmada de pedal I AM DONE WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT THT FELL FRM THE SKY OFF A FAT ASS ALIEN SPACESHIP LOL LOL.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OMFGLOL yep <,shinebox'> you know that you just look retarded when you try to make fun of other languages. hahahahahahhahahaha he said suck my penis in french NO THANKS I WOULD RATHER FUCK AN ALIEN <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Holi shyt he is fool hehe <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> He basically is an alien <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MUTHA FROOTLOOPA newfrien jte pisse dessus LOL I WOULD RATHER FUCK A TOILET THEN U <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL come on sunshine leave him alone <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU MEAN sunshine: i would rather frootloops a toilet then u i'd ew hahahahah <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> A BOWL OF DISEASE AND BACTERIA? no he is a dirty basterd <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LIKE A VAGINA? NO HE NEEDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE stay plz <,shinebox'> yo man i use scrubbing bubbles <,shinebox'> that shit is clean he will <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Shut your ass up <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> right tf now stay her <,shinebox'> of..shit. i hav fun he is stupid he likes u u can tell hahahhaa UR LUCKY U PIECE OF SHIT THT I AM DONE ---------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> CIIIIIARA <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ANSWER ME YOU GOOK FUCK i am so fuckin tired of boys (<<<<<<<<<) tht think they all tht <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> CIARA wut the fuck do u want? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I hate you, lol haha not in the mood criss plot sale si tu cerai au quebec jte frai frootloops dans un coin sale de hochelaga pour une pof de crack!!!!!!! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hhehhe if ur white then u one fuckin messed up wigga <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> there's a thug at entrance? wigga? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WORD NICCA G sorry <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> if im not white? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> HOME SLICE WIGOR! <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> are your a moron? <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> ? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> DEY SUM FYN BIATCHES ROUND HURR, NUKKAH!! <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> yup <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> another moron not u mustn't forgets me spinach <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> go to av palace hun criss plot sale si tu cerai au quebec jte frai frootloops dans un coin sale de hochelaga pour une pof de crack!!!!!!! <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> thugs go there this is gettin old so get it together or shut the fuck up! <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> please go? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Get the fuck out of here before I magically reach through the screen and nigger punch you what do you know? all you eat is curry. omfg! hehe Racist!!! <....<<<<<<<<<<<<< the black hairy eyeball is racist! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GOOKAFICATIOUS NIGGERLANGER omg hahahhahaha and? <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> is it always white folk? who put down tha ones who arent white folk? i never thought <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> nigga langa <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> lol lol <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> i mean seriously <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NUKKAH PLZ u said "nigger" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GED OUD MY BIDNESS FO I BUS A CAP IN DIS BIA shame on u i'll say that word too <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> only a white guy would say dat shit nigger <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> *smh* I am white. I'd rather be white than shit brown. may u burn in hell or die in heaven <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> stop being stupid werd <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> wut the fuk hahahahahha i am korean <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> !NIGGER NIGGER <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GOOKASS NIGGER FUCK SHIUT alex nigger <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> woah hahahaha <,shinebox'> ? nigger i said <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOLZIES ALL UP IN HEAAAA i feel srry for the blak people in here chintok <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> you got jacob bitching <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> THEY NEVER COME HERE <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NIGGAAAAAAAAA <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> im tha only closest thing to it chix chintok <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> lmao sahme on u <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> UH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NO SHAME ON YOU do u even kno wut tht means? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU HORSE EATING, NUCLEAR WASTE HAVING MOTHER FUCKING GOOK <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> jacob stop skarin tha child man-.- hahahah <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> she cant this pain <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I WILL FIND AND KILL YOU a nigger is a blak slave shame on u <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> i give ciara credit though=) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> HELL I LIKE YOU, YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER kill that bitch <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> she really tells it=) haha i would never do tht if it made sense <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> FUCK U lol <,shinebox'> too much <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> FUCK U + UR FAMILY no thanks <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> lmao hehehe ----------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I just shot <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> a load in my pants I know, baby. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Stop raping me on MSN, Kenji lol My brother's bank account got suspended because he was a suspected terrorist. lololol and gay <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Your bro is gay ya <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> SUSPECTED NOTHING "GODZILLA, YOU IDIOT!" *sigh* I'm so wet. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I am too hm <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> and im done chatting Let's rub our pussies on the corner of our desks. =) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> *cums on car's face* cornerz WTFAWAI <°¤¢ª²¤°[romantic.killer]> eww lololo EW? yayaya ----------- SHINEBOX <,shinebox'> HELLO IZ UR NAME STEF? <,shinebox'> um no MYNE IZ <,shinebox'> k cool <,shinebox'> sup stef I LOVE EATING CUM AND THAT'S ALL I DO ALL FUCKING DAY =)~~~~~ BESIDES CRY AND BITCH <,shinebox'> siqq =( ---------- why can't women drive? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i dunno, y theres no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom ---------- amathusia: wow what times is it to these ppl? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: WHAT TIMES IS IT TO THESE PEOPLES "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: SESESES amathusia: lets ask amathusia: what time is it? amathusia: >>>>>> "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: WHERE? amathusia: now amathusia: you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: Now what? amathusia: what time is it "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: I dunno, what time is it? amathusia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH amathusia: go find out "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: Go find out what? amathusia: WHAT TIME IT IS!!! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: WHERE? amathusia: i don't know where you live... amathusia: jsut tell me what o'clock it is "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: uh amathusia: PLZ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·[Sessi.Peachez: I don't know what o'clock it is amathusia: ..................*my head just rolled away* ----------- eh? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> EH ehhhhhh? mines better <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ?? i'm tired <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WHAT'S BETTER <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I am also tired my ehhhh tonight is slow <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fuck you it's 3am, of course it is its only 11:55 wheren i live <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ALASKAN no cail <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> uh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> same thing lol not realy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're an asshole <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I thought we were friends eh asshole eh ok.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> EH EH EH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL EH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OLIOOOOOOOLIOOOOO i think i have a very nice asshole man <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Lemme see but im not one <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> :O *moons* <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You lying mother fucker e_e.. dont frootloops mothers <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> man I do wha lucky u <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> uh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> r u gay no <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yummy man juice wha?? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^yummy man juice hello ryan <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> heheheeee <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Heeeee your onmy head <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> heh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Hahaha <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> hah.. ha.... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ahhh HAH oh my <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^????????????? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^????????????? HAH r u gay? *** Repeated chat messages are limited here <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> oh man <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I am so gay realy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> no <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL Superslide: True *** Slides are limited here r u a chick or a guy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> What the fuck does it mnatter <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> huh no reason <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> man i will go all up and down your stupid ass with a crowbar wont that hurt Bubble not displayed because it's too big <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how about if i did that to u buddy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> uh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i'd tell you to wax my thighs first lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i hate you <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you smell like french thaz kool with me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> yeah chicks don't like to clean they asses im not french <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you live in your own filth you nasty french twat <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> AHAHAHA <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mmmmm realy is that nice <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTF <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LLLL your a alien <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ^OMFGNOFUCKINGSHIT <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> why can't women drive? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i dunno, y theres no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom Ooooh lol thats frootloopsed up <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> frootloops you no thank you <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> wow <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> THAT IS THE FIFTH GIRL WHO HAS TURNED ME DOWN TONIGHT wow guy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> *SLIT* your a turd <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lo im just kidding, go die <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OMFG <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MY MONTORRRRRRRR <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WITH AN I <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> baby i <3 u for a guy you write omfrootloopsen god alot <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol im kidding again, go die are u in the box <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what boxxx <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> da candi box <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i bet you have big tits maybe no not realy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lemme slap the dog shit outta you baby let my stick my finger in your ass first <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol I can do that myself, idiot lol let me see u do it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU WANT TO SEE ME STICK MY FINGER IN MY ASS? yes <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you're sick.. im not the one whos doing it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mmm <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I can stick an icecream scoop up my ass <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mmm yo the man <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> god I hate you u hate thats nice <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> h8 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i'll puke in your hair <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> you cunt alright you h8 me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OOOOOOMFG DETECTIVE <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> GOOD WORK <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL lol you invader yo* soooooooo arnt you going to stick it up there yet? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> your cunt probably smells like the city dump i havent had any problems with ppl befor <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> what is a ppl <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> OH people* <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> VISITORS IN YOUR VAGINA <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NO COMPLAINTS LOGGED, CHIEF lol wtf was that about!?! your a trip man <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> mmm oOo he hates me ---------- i wanna lick this candycain <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I bet you do ;] so pretty i dont know who licked it befor me u first ---------- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!" Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!" ---------- Feel like a woman On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." ---------- canadianxwhiskey: wtf is wrong with you? xsilentprivacyx: sorry hun was updating everything canadianxwhiskey: updating is for losers. xsilentprivacyx: nah canadianxwhiskey: yes canadianxwhiskey: i bet it's like canadianxwhiskey: "im cutting myself rite now - cry...fatty out" xsilentprivacyx: lmaooo canadianxwhiskey: i was right xsilentprivacyx direct connection is closed ---------- (Note: If you ever want an example of how sad females can be at times, read this or ANY LiveJournal account one might have) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jamietastic04/13717.html#cutid1 ---------- (Note: The Boy Who Cried=Andrew/Hejmak) I wanna frootloops my whole family haha nah just my cousin That was so obviously fake...with the capital I <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MMMM, DRY CUM ON MY FUCKING WALL mm just my entire family you'd do your cousin? Bubble not displayed because it's too big <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> HAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Andrew did his. i told him if he wasnt my cousin id do him i wouldnt "do my cousi" lolololololllllllllll why is that stopping you? :p <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> wow if it's wrong to fuck a relative, how is it ANY BETTER to say "but i'd do him if we weren't related"? *hug* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL cause hes hot SHE SAID IT WAS WRONG, AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU DID NOT. if hes not my cousin whats it matter weirdo DOES THAT HELP ANY? but he is! o.o; <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> STEF: I'D SUCK MY DAD'S GIRTHY COCK IF HE WEREN'T MY DAD <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> STEF: AND IF HE HAD NOT RAN OFF ON ME, LOL ohgod maybe if i was bac in the 60s with him he was a pretty good lookin guy <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> .. that's like saying "if this dog wasn't a dog, i'd frootloops it" lol well my dog is quite good looking never know.. ---------- ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: nah im a girl. ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: ROFL ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: eep. Raul: u wish u were a boy i bet ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: yeah... once every month I do ---------- not forte: I'm andy, I like long walks on short piers and giant, zit covered dicks xepa: lol.. ghetto booty: i dont walk on piers ghetto booty: fag ---------- .xulldrin.: I found a list of people who like Andy and George: ghetto booty: lmao .xulldrin.: ---------- (Note: This is a LiveJournal user) Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 4:09 pm [westonrock] EDITED so after reading a new comment today i realized i had more to post in this lovely community that no one else posts in! the last guy i was playing with and i dont speak anymore. shame, cause his cock was sweeeet. apparenlty i picked the wrong girl - friend of his to make out with. for about an hour. in his kitchen. ignoring him. who can turn down cute lesbians who know what i want done with my fingers when i bring them to her lips! boys sure dont know. (i was really excited about this girl and possibly getting a girl naked for my first time. but she said no when i tried to drag her into the bathroom, telling me she doesnt date bi girls and asking me if i even like penetration(i was there to fuck my friend) ... i did touch her bush!) anyway. so i met a new kid. i didnt even suck his cock the first time we really fooled around. i did have sex on the top bunk while my roomate chatted with us through a door, unknowingly hahaa. it was the 2nd time around and i had made it really clear i missed my certain adored act. but we had a time limit. it took about 30 seconds after we closed the apartment door to be naked. we went to the bedroom and i pushed him against my door. he watched me get on my knees and let me go at it for maybe a minute!!! i thought i was hurting him at first by his gasps while i had his balls in my mouth. coupled with him stopping me i was devestated! turns out it wasnt me preforming poorly, it was him trying not to cum! i was sad at the time, and worried all week that i had fallen below his expecations seeing the way i talk, now that i have had 3 boys say i've been one of the best. i didnt even really get to his cock, just his balls mostly. i can get most of his in my mouth, hes a little on the smaller side which is absolutely ok. rr roommates home, abort story. **** this is me returning and finishing the story. ok i can get most of his balls in my mouth. thats what i meant. in the few seconds ih ad to work on his shaft i really didnt get into it enough. the first several passes at taking a guy in normally lube it so i can manuever more but ... he stopped me (to have sex that was too rushed for me to enjoy)! so thus ends my most recent occurance of cocksucking. he lives about 45 minutes away and between his two jobs, mine, and my roommate sharing a bedroom with me... it wont be too soon that i can actually kneel over him on my couch and really let loose. but i will definately let you know. and we can all only hope for pictures! ---------- (Note: If you or me, or ANYONE ever wants to sum females up as pathetic, stupid and worthless, all you have to do is link them to a LiveJournal account as FUCKED UP as this one) http://www.livejournal.com/users/doctorteacher/ (Final note: Read the interests if you like feeling suicidal) --------- Anyone that'll pass you through higschool for a few handjobs is pretty cool. um eddie i did a lot in school --------- that damn nigger is ugly <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NOT AS UGLI AS U bitch u dont knoe me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YA I DO <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> UR NIKKI <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> IDIOT that is my boyfriends name idiot <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> WHAT THE FUCK SORT OF FAGGOT HAS THE NAME NIKKI <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> THAT IS SO FUCKIN GAY <.xulldrin.> Then your boyfriend is a fruit. NIGGERs are nasty <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I AM THAT NIGGER YOU BEEN CHEATIN ON NIKKI WITH yea right ---------- (Note: Look at these links in order) Courtney's Action Hero says: http://www.yumikoawae.com/dickcheese.jpg Courtney's Action Hero says: http://www.mixmasters.com.au/hardon/hardon.jpg Courtney's Action Hero says: http://www.rbe.net.au/~staylord/images/bigcock1.jpg Courtney's Action Hero says: http://gamma.nic.fi/~jmietti/konna/penis.jpg Forte says: jesus christ Courtney's Action Hero says: LMFAO Courtney's Action Hero says: i know you didn't see that coming ---------- (Note: Tripple-sound-crash from the Lord) (1:21:57 AM) Can I get an amen, k? (1:22:02 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> )amen (1:22:06 AM) ty (1:22:08 AM) *** ever so cold has signed off. (1:22:09 AM) *** w3rd has signed off. (1:22:11 AM) *** Dimi. has signed off. ---------- (Note: Baphomet stole her name) HELLO EVERYONE n no its not for men lolol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ..? I OWN MYSELF WITH FINGERS ^ morons/.. I ALSO LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A BICYCLE. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL i didnt tqake the pics how many times i gotta say that, you have to be stupid, dense ass <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU DID TAKE THEM ^sleep MY FAVORITE TOY HAS SPIKES ALL OVER IT AND VIBRATES FASTER THEN MY POCKETPUSSY no hun i didnt MY FAVORITE TOY HAS SPIKES ALL OVER IT AND VIBRATES FASTER THEN MY POCKETPUSSY i want vibrator <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> .. spikes arent comfortable <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> .wtf vibrators are nice lodfl I SEE TALKING TO MEN AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO FLAUNT MY STUPIDITY. ALL THE WHILE EXPLOITING MYSELF SO I CAN GAIN ONLINE FAME AS A CLASS C HOOKER! lol =) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... ^ <3 kenj nose u PEOPLE CALL ME A CRACK WHORE MOST OF THE TIME. THEY ARE SO STUPID TO SEE THAT I'M A METH COOK. INCOHERENT BASTARDS! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOLOL I LIKE USING BROOM HANDLES FOR A MASTERBATION METHOD, BETTER CLIT STIMULATION. ASK ME ON AIM FOR A LIVE DEMO ON CAMERA. Go die, Staggy i only use fingers really im not into all that shit I SAY I USE FINGERS FOR MASTERBATION BUT GUYS WHO HAVE SEEN MY GINER KNOW THAT I'M SO LOOSE IT TAKES A FIST TO PENETRATE THIS BITCH not loose but this is lame now WHEN I OPEN MY LEGS IT LOOKS LIKE SASQUATCH <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> eWJMQKR hahaha LOL must suck for her guess i cant take back passing around her pics though MOST OF THE TIME MEN MISTAKE THE HAIR ON MY FACE FOR PUBES AND PROCEED TO STICK THEIR FINGERS IN MY MOUTH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL lol lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolol WHEN A MAN ASK ME WHAT MUSIC I LIKE I RESPOND BY SAYING, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT POSITION IM IN. KE ZING ONE TIME I WAS GANG-RAPED TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT I HAD CUM GOOZLING OUT MY EARS AND EYES. ew <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> goozle my noozle You shizzled my nizzle :[ THE ONLY GOOD NIGGER IS A DEAD NIGGER /end *cry* --------- Baphomet: I don't take insults like "grow up" from Michigan crack whores. A c T i 0 n: :x Bedtime For Democracy: from michigan? whats that hav e to do with anything --------- (Note: Sometimes it's fun to crash a room full of literally nothing but slutty dykes) (12:19:15 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> taste my rainbow (12:19:18 AM) lololol (12:19:18 AM) *** ye nic ole has signed off. (12:19:21 AM) Pass. (12:19:22 AM) *** This room has an owner, user `rpage to send a message to the owner (12:19:23 AM) *** ¦§kìñ¦ Jenny ³ has signed off. (12:19:23 AM) *** .\.Kelz./{Faerie?} has signed off. (12:19:38 AM) *** ¦§kìñ¦ Jenny ³ has joined the room. (12:19:39 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> THE BEST PART (12:19:43 AM) *Snaps fingers* (12:19:44 AM) *** hélløgoodbýé. has signed off. (12:19:46 AM) *** x]! FLO has signed off. (12:19:46 AM) *** ß®øk€n-H€ã®†€Ð[ãm¥] has signed off. (12:19:48 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> IS THAT THEY WILL LOSE ALL THOSE AVS THEY JUST MADE (12:19:49 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOLOLOL (12:19:54 AM) *** ¦§kìñ¦carol³ has signed off. (12:19:54 AM) (12:19:58 AM) *** Blood Grinder Genetic Designer has signed off. (12:19:59 AM) *** ¦§kìñ¦ Jenny ³ has signed off. (12:19:59 AM) *** ß®øk€n-H€ã®†€Ð[ãm¥] has joined the room. (12:20:00 AM) They may have saved them. (12:20:02 AM) *** This room has an owner, user `rpage to send a message to the owner (12:20:08 AM) *** ¦§kìñ¦carol³ has joined the room. (12:20:12 AM) I save mine. (12:20:15 AM) *** .\.Kelz./{Faerie?} has joined the room. (12:20:17 AM) I'm like *Saveya* (12:20:19 AM) *** ß®øk€n-H€ã®†€Ð[ãm¥] has signed off. (12:20:24 AM) Or at least, that's the jist of it. (12:20:32 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Pink! (12:20:37 AM) *** ß®øk€n-H€ã®†€Ð[ãm¥] has joined the room. 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(12:22:09 AM) *** Courtney's Action Hero has left the room. (12:22:09 AM) Moved to >> Welcome to Avatar Palace (12:22:09 AM) Background: apalg4i.gif (12:22:09 AM) Room's Artist: none (12:22:10 AM) *** Users in this room: Ø°µ§°Ø§e©ž¡¡, .\.Kelz./{Faerie?}, ; ××× [p°®n] [mëgz], "· ·F.o·r.t·e· · (12:22:10 AM) *** You have joined the room. (12:22:10 AM) LOL (12:22:13 AM) lolol (12:22:17 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MIZINE (12:22:18 AM) Fuck, that was ownage to the max. (12:22:25 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lloooll (12:22:27 AM) *** .\.Kelz./{Faerie?} has left the room. (12:22:31 AM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> )kiss (12:22:35 AM) *** ; ××× [p°®n] [mëgz] has signed off. ---------- (Note: I decided to pose as a female and harass Kenji on a second client while my primary sat in the room) * I enter the room named "feminist69" * Courtney's Action Hero: LOL Courtney's Action Hero: THAT CAN'T BE REAL v feminist69: wut cant be reel Courtney's Action Hero: Is that your alias on another client, Ant? Courtney's Action Hero: LOL Courtney's Action Hero: OMLDSMFSO Courtney's Action Hero: I want to blow Forte. feminist69: stupid man Courtney's Action Hero: This is a joke. Courtney's Action Hero: It has to be. feminist69: ur the joke feminist69: lol u got a girls pic cause u wanna be a girl so much feminist69: idiot Courtney's Action Hero: It's not funny anymore, Jake. I think I'm having a stroke. Courtney's Action Hero: Tell me it's a joke. feminist69: ... Courtney's Action Hero: ^suicide "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: wtf Courtney's Action Hero: wtf feminist69: i aint got no avs "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: .. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: WTF feminist69: wtf urself ass (Mid Note: I go into the avatar room to get a female avatar and then come back) Courtney's Action Hero: wtf Courtney's Action Hero: JAKE Courtney's Action Hero: THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: kfafk "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: lag "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: fuwt feminist69: dialup havin loser Courtney's Action Hero: ANT, IS THAT YOU? Courtney's Action Hero: SAY YES feminist69: what kind of name is ant Courtney's Action Hero: My BF's name feminist69: lol faggots Courtney's Action Hero: wtf Courtney's Action Hero: We're so straight. feminist69: uhuh Courtney's Action Hero: st8edge feminist69: str8? Courtney's Action Hero: with an r Courtney's Action Hero: yes feminist69: stupid male Courtney's Action Hero: !^IF THIS A JOKE, YOU MUST STOP NOW feminist69: ur the only joke here Courtney's Action Hero: lolololol Courtney's Action Hero: STOP feminist69: theres more smarter peoples on avpalace anyway Courtney's Action Hero: ..... feminist69: i gots banned there for calling wizes dumb Courtney's Action Hero: llllllllllll Courtney's Action Hero: wtf Courtney's Action Hero: THE JOKE HAS TO END. feminist69: i have to go to th storee later (Mid Note: Kenji shows an avatar with a woman holding a gun as a sign of female empowerment to make a stab at "feminist69") feminist69: looks lik my gf (Mid Note: He now puts on an avatar of a gun that says "kill all females") feminist69: always gotta have a gun cause ur dik 2 small Courtney's Action Hero: Yeah, or just an ineffective killing tool. feminist69: u fuk ur gf with that man Courtney's Action Hero: lol "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: wtf?> Courtney's Action Hero: Uh, I'd try. feminist69: i bet she douches Courtney's Action Hero: Yeah! feminist69: loser Courtney's Action Hero: lol... feminist69: douchins unhealthy Courtney's Action Hero: Okay, joke's over. feminist69: knock knock Courtney's Action Hero: I'm going to sign off. Courtney's Action Hero: And when I come back... feminist69: !knock knock Courtney's Action Hero: The joke will be revealed. (Mid Note: He leaves then comes back) "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: lol feminist69: KNOCK KNOCK IDIOT Courtney's Action Hero: WHO'S THERE? feminist69: females rotfl feminist69: mute Courtney's Action Hero: ... feminist69: idiot Courtney's Action Hero: females rotfl mute idiot who? feminist69: ur prolly fat Courtney's Action Hero: :'[ feminist69: i wuz right .xulldrin.: LMFAO Courtney's Action Hero: )yes .xulldrin.: Oh geez. feminist69: dont play sounds fuker feminist69: it fukz my comp up Courtney's Action Hero: WHOEVER IS PRETENDING TO BE FEMINIST69, PLEASE STOP .xulldrin.: )downundr Courtney's Action Hero: )no Courtney's Action Hero: )yes Courtney's Action Hero: )no .xulldrin.: )downundr Courtney's Action Hero: )yes feminist69: man Courtney's Action Hero: )no feminist69: fuk u mutha fukers Courtney's Action Hero: lol... feminist69: any les or bi in here feminist69: my gf jus left and im horny Courtney's Action Hero: !OKAY Courtney's Action Hero: !STOP feminist69: shut up stupid man Courtney's Action Hero: !JAKE, STOP FUCKING AROUND. Courtney's Action Hero: OMFGGGGGGGgg feminist69: r u even a man or jus a girl dumb in the head like a man feminist69: huh Courtney's Action Hero: OMFGOMFG (Mid Note: He leaves for the final time) feminist69: ROTFL .xulldrin.: Stfu feminist. ---------- Lottery A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter..... just get out!" ---------- Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!" ---------- Jonnique2> and im not black Quadruple_Coot> now that is funny Veliaux1> no hes a sind nigger b_ball_dude_34 enters. Er0tic_PhK> IF YOU AREN'T BLACK THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN BEING BLACK? Veliaux1> lmao Jonnique2> i can't ---------- (Note: This Omeezy guy is supposedly the most popular and hip dood on Palace. View the otherwise) are u courtney YA I AM COURTNEY <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lol did u date rhonk YA lmao rhonk HAY I KNOW U OMG wuzzup court NUTTIN, PLAYA i dont remember her did she hate me court i'm having a palace reunion party on friday+saturday do u wanna come <0-evan-0-> i'm so hot <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You have got to be the lamest son of a bitch that has logged onto this palace in 2 years omg shutup evan where?! <0-evan-0-> i'm so hot <|revolutions in music are real|> haahah <0-evan-0-> I'M SO HOT <0-evan-0-> LOOOK AT MEEEEE yes forte i am <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I was talking to omeezy at my palace <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> But it's good to know you're aware of your own problems wuts da addy?! that's too bad virtual.dyc.edu:10298 starting at 7pm <|revolutions in music are real|> wuz your palace? let me send u the EVITE <|revolutions in music are real|> will there be vodka at the party? i am going to go and count the number of people that still want me to die <0-evan-0-> dododod <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> rotfl <|revolutions in music are real|> hey copunt me in too ---------- <;!adam.> LOLZ. WTF? What a fucking faggot. * Message to ;!adam.: ur gai <;!adam.> i resent that fgt <;!adam.> -cries- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> shut up u gay <;!adam.> haha you loser <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> f u baby <;!adam.> calling people gay over the internet <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ur gay fag <;!adam.> so you can feel 'powerful' <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> im gay 2 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> let's make fuk *** Slides are limited here <;!adam.> you're kind of retarted <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> fuk u <;!adam.> no thanks <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lover <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> <3 <;!adam.> learn to type <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> type wut? <;!adam.> and you might have a chance <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL ---------- (Note: It takes two to tango) Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> kim Divine> ? Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> send me your pic on aim Divine> which one i have like 100 Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> the sextest one ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Shawn "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> She's 14. Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> and im a 25 year old that plays zelda and star fox =P "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That's my point. Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> its not like im gonna hit on kim jocob Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> jaboc "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You just hit o nher... ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> yeah you did ;D Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> i just said the sextest av Ъgg€®(ñûkûñûkû)> when i hit on people i say *hey baby may i feel you're butt or wanna cyber* ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤> ...how effective. (Further note: She gave him the picture) ---------- *||~Alizia~||* frootloops you i hope that you ganno have kanser ---------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Faggots >V< *søske*: ): "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: omg.. *søske*: omg "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: hi *søske*: ha *søske*: hey "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Get fucked *søske*: k *søske*: ^ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: mmmmmm LiLkIzZy: cn u tke the gag off nw??????? plzzzzz *søske*: can you not wear nude avs now?????? plzzzzz LiLkIzZy: lol k *søske*: thank you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LIL "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: KIZZY "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: OMFGLOL "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: THAT IS THE GAYEST THING EVER fritography.: wut LiLkIzZy: wt? fritography.: wut *søske*: ^wut fritography.: wut u say?// LiLkIzZy: hu fritography.: wut u say?// fritography.: wut u say?// "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I hate faggots fritography.: wut u say?// LiLkIzZy: thn hate yself ·øߣïtê®åtèз: bundles of sticks? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I IMPLIED THAT I HATE OPENLY HOMOSEXUAL MEN "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH WOOD "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: omfg "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Get a dikshunaryV ·øߣïtê®åtèз: ._. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: wtf fritography.: www.tourettesguy.com/videos.html fritography.: or htm "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: fuck you fritography.: whichever ·øߣïtê®åtèз: no thanks "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: NO "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: NOT YOU ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i'd rather you keep your herpes to yourself fritography.: jake fritography.: ily "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: lolz "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I am going to relinquish all over your face ·øߣïtê®åtèз: oh baby. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: thats.. just how i like it *søske*: sounds promising. fritography.: haha "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: WHat kind of loser has sex with girls >V "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: answer me ·øߣïtê®åtèз: that sort of loser that has sex with girls "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: FUCK "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: WHY ARE RANDOM FUCKS FROM THIS SHIT SERVER "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: COMING TO WONDERLAND AND SAYING THINGS LIKE "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: *||~Alizia~||* frootloops you i hope that you ganno have kanser ·øߣïtê®åtèз: maybe... because they have no life "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: *pee* ·øߣïtê®åtèз: and they spend wasted time on this peice of shit chat thing. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Go to hell ·øߣïtê®åtèз: after you. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Gurlz go 2 hel fritography.: i'm laughing so hard ·øߣïtê®åtèз: hell** ·øߣïtê®åtèз: learn how you spell dear. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: kitchen* ·øߣïtê®åtèз: to* ·øߣïtê®åtèз: hahaha "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: spel wut ·øߣïtê®åtèз: correct english. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: INGLZ ·øߣïtê®åtèз: no.. not that jibberish bullshit ·øߣïtê®åtèз: english Tom.: lol forte "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: The fact that I was typing properly up until now should have prevented you from thinking I can't type properly at all :\ ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i never doubted your abilities to type properly "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: *pees on u* Tom.: am i in the middle of a gramatical pissing match? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO LEARN TO TYPE ENGLISH "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: OR SPELL, RATHER "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: R U GAI ·øߣïtê®åtèз: ..you spelled hell.. as hel. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: a what "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: LIKE IT WASN'T FLIPPING OBVIOUS THAT I DID IT INTENTIONALLY "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: You tosser "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: my word, flip me bumbum "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I am leaving ·øߣïtê®åtèз: thank God. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: :[ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: You want me to go? ·øߣïtê®åtèз: oh no "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: oh.. *søske*: Aww, he doesn't like Forte. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: ;] ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i've grown emotionally attatched to you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: so uh "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: ;] ·øߣïtê®åtèз: within these seconds of talking ·øߣïtê®åtèз: she* ·øߣïtê®åtèз: thank you. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: ew *søske*: I saw your penis. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: that's a she? *søske*: Liar. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: yeah i know "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: omfg ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i got like.. five inches on all of these guys in here *søske*: k "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Five inches of tit droopage *søske*: Ouch. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: no.. just 4 "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: SHUT "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: UP ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i'm not talking ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i'm typing "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: You make me fucking sick ·øߣïtê®åtèз: go puke "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: you mountain of bile and sick ·øߣïtê®åtèз: it'll be fun to watch ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i'm a mountain of bile.. and sick what? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I had no idea women could be that stupid. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I just lied, sorry ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i didnt know people could lack that much of common sense LiLkIzZy: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Common sense? LiLkIzZy: thta gd one "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: What have I said that related to common sense, or the lack thereof? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I preformed no action ·øߣïtê®åtèз: hahahah so now you try to pull this "i'm a smart shit" stuff now? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: OTHER than mindlessly insulting you ·øߣïtê®åtèз: this is why i never come on this thing anymore "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: BECAUSE EVEN THE RETARDED FUCKS ON HERE ARE MORE ADVANCED THAN YOU? LiLkIzZy: y u on now thn ·øߣïtê®åtèз: no.. im just bored and i cant sleep "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Try getting a life. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: and i have no other way to waste my time ·øߣïtê®åtèз: i have a life thanks. *søske*: Porn. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: SURE YOU DO ·øߣïtê®åtèз: yes porn. *søske*: Porn is more constructive than palace. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Your face is more constructive than porn *søske*: Nice. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: but palace is riiiiight underneath "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: If you were any better, you would not be here to begin with "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: If it is so awful "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: or low. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: so uh.. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: SHut up ·øߣïtê®åtèз: what about yourself? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: There is nothing wrong with Palace in general "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Other than the dumbshits like yourself that come on here. ·øߣïtê®åtèз: and the pricks like you who come on here as well "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: PRICK? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE FRIENDS ·øߣïtê®åtèз: its a love hate friendship "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Pop my weezle ·øߣïtê®åtèз: present it "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·Sessi Peachez]: Mute *** You are muting ·øߣïtê®åtèз ---------- Forte says: let's cheerlead Courtney's says: i am already. Forte says: gimme an F, gimme an A, gimme a G. Wutz dat spell? Kenji! Courtney's says: gimme a S, gimme a T, gimme a F, gimme a U! wuts DAT spell? im2kewl4uanduneed2blowmi ---------- mmna i wanna go to a bi or lezbia room ---------- I was a little tipsy myself last night. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> A LITTLE I was! I can handle my drink. *Ahem* Hahaha. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You were sluring and typing in typos I think Eddie saved a log of me. It was because I was sitting on my friend's lap. And he kept moving his knees. And I couldn't type right. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Gross. Gross how? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You were rubbing his peepee with your drunk ass sucks to be him jake i love you Lmao I was not. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's not like his dick disappeared or went up inside him when you sat there i love you long time It wasn't hard. He's just my friend ---------- Yesithinkyerstpd: I get my new glasses today. I'm excite. Kenji The Action: OMFG Yesithinkyerstpd: exited* ---------- Courtney's Liger says: forte Forte says: ? Courtney's Liger says: why won't you talk to me? Forte says: i've bin buzy Courtney's Liger says: wtf Courtney's Liger says: r babiz ben kryin Courtney's Liger says: wut u gone do bout it? Forte says: leaf Courtney's Liger says: f yaself, nig Forte says: *drunk* Courtney's Liger says: ima find me a beta man Courtney's Liger says: instead of yo alpha shit ---------- I never used two periods in grade school <×Câñ×ÿòü×®æd×> how's that? <;child oƒ whims> :I did. I was a period fan. <×Câñ×ÿòü×®æd×> i'm a fan of your period. ;D ---------- Doctor Dangasm: She told you off too, with a ban. Doctor Dangasm: ROFLROFL rockets fall on Rocket Falls.: i haven't talked to phyl in ages. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Why is that limey talking? phantasmagore: i'm stuck on this song lol Doctor Dangasm: ROFLROFL "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: He is tainted by Hannah's e-lust... "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Gross. Doctor Dangasm: I forced you into typing twit. Doctor Dangasm: ROFLROFL ¤°$tüff··¥øù°¤: *yawns* "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I used to give you more credit than that :\ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You have declined.... Doctor Dangasm: Actually, me and Fay were closer than me and Hannah. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ....... Doctor Dangasm: Seeing as I used to talk to Fay on the phone. st[.ª.]gnant_: i wouldnt of said that dan ---------- illuminati!: well if you're hanging out in wonderland then sometimes that stamps you as an autmatic shroomhead. redefine.: lol redefine.: lmao illuminati!: there's this song on here.. illuminati!: "u got sum kynd uv mushrewms!1 :)" illuminati!: )mshroom Bedtime For Democracy: mm "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: >_>.. phantasmagore: you know mushrooms grow in cow shit? Bedtime For Democracy: everyone knows eddie illuminati!: yeah but i don't do mushrooms Bedtime For Democracy: but there are ones that don't too redefine.: yeah its awesome huh? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Stef: mmmm, cow SHIT Bedtime For Democracy: hehe Received file mshroom Bedtime For Democracy: nah tastes nasty "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: .. detuned radio!: hw would you know detuned radio!: how^ ---------- (6:00:01 AM) IQ tests do not measure intelligence. ---------- (Note: DURRR, FEMALES ARE SMART) lying sack of crap: i was just going to request that furry to wear his av where he shows off his claws. lying sack of crap: but he left. phantasmagore: lol phantasmagore: he has two clients at mansion, one client here and i think one at BG.. The Cxnt: o.o The Cxnt: What's the point of that? phantasmagore: I don't know. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: To talk in multiple places... The Cxnt: I didn't ask. Thanks. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Yes you did :\ The Cxnt: No I didn't. :[ lying sack of crap: and be cool in multiple places "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: The Cxnt: What's the point of that? phantasmagore: I don't know. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: To talk in multiple places... The Cxnt: I didn't ask. Thanks. lying sack of crap: yeahh lying sack of crap: he scares me The Cxnt: I didn't ask if you did that, I asked what the purpose of HIM doing that, to EDDIE. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: No, you asked an undirected question in a public room. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Get a clue, dipshit. The Cxnt: Okay, well, I asked what the point of doing that was. The Cxnt: Not asking you if you did that, also. st[.ª.]gnant_: christ The Cxnt: So shut up. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: And I answered it, chill your blood ragging ass out. The Cxnt: No, you told me you did that, you didn't tell me why he did it. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Uh, no I did not... The Cxnt: "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: To talk in multiple places... "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: What the hell is your point? The Cxnt: That would be the answer to a question like "Who talks on multipul places" "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NOTHING you said makes sense "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You are telling me that because I answered a question, it means I abide by the answer st[.ª.]gnant_: seriously The Cxnt: No. The Cxnt: I'm telling you, that you gave me an answer that didn't go with my question "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Yes I did... the cool shoe shine.: JACOB GOT OWWWWNED. The Cxnt: Lol †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: jacob didn't get owned. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: That doesn't even make sense... lying sack of crap: oh no i missed the fight †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: i totally saw him not get owned. the cool shoe shine.: ANDREA <3 The Cxnt: <3! ---------- xepa: Getting head once in awhile does not compare to the COUNTLESS ammount of guys you have slept with Bedtime For Democracy: countless? i can count on two hands idiot ---------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> The girl in your photo looks like one of the apes from Planet of the apes, Dan. <"[·ßlïnз]> lol Yeah I thought it looked like Hannah too. ---------- (Note: ever so cold whispered Bedtime and then pasted what he whispered to her after she responded) ya, scott, i do...n stop whispering (11:46:45 PM) * ever so cold : do you still do gang bangs? ---------- (Note: Females rarely think about anything that doesn't involve sexual intercourse or the opposite sex. This is very noticable in their teenage years. Kiki is 12, Cheesenipper is 15) <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> donnie darko is sex <&!;kiki the ham;> he's really hot, too <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> OMG I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT <&!;kiki the ham;> i liked when he unbuttoned his pants. :'/ <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> OMFG ME TOO <&!;kiki the ham;> hahahah <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> and his hand was all -go down- <&!;kiki the ham;> YES <&!;kiki the ham;> lol <×·¢µèé§ë·ñïÞÞê®·×> i was like -rewind- <&!;kiki the ham;> and he was like <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Mute <&!;kiki the ham;> "i think about frootloopsing." ---------- (Note: I'd like to point out the ending of this entry where this black man says "with Rubell...", and if you don't get why I'm pointing it out, you're as stupid as he is) lol Always the Aids thing..I suppose next you'll spout Slavery It's always the samething with you people you always go for a cop out <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're being pretty racist yourself, don't pull that "I can be racist but you can't" bullshit. WHen having a downright argument...you spout slavery...or you spout HIV It's just like a mechanism for honkies <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're so fucking stupid.. lol <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> ..... When did I say you couldn't be racist? dube im starting to dislike ur kinda yo and im not really racist Dawg....I didn't say anything was wrong with it <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's like Me: Blackie You: OMFG WHAT? *KILLS WHITIE* <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> it ok werd most r just dumbasses i see <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> i believe you I hate white men with a passion...I have one white friend and he doesn't act white...... White people disgust me... werv? If anything I wish all of you would just become extinct... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Well, delusion usually helps weak people get by the devo doesnt like my kind? I blame white people for most of the world's problems...because they're responsible for most of them <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Blacks are actually more responsible for problems in America than whites, as can be proven via a simple google search <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> black guys steal white girls w3rd, do yourself a favor and stay out of this <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> O_o yea man lol car <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> it;s tru but money gets them all. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> my ex is fukin one right now Forte, which is what statistics taken by a white man? Cause you know white people don't lie... lol White people lie so much they have a lie made after them.... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> What the fuck black guy do you know that is honest? lol <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> white girls love to be with black guys Like I said Forte <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> meh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Some of you fucking steal car stereos for a living for God sakes.... <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> all races I blame white people for the world's problems...in some way shape or form...just about all the serious negatives in this world can be blamed on whites... <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> steal car radios <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> theft is theft <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> How are you not being negative? Who provides the guns? Whites...who marketed drugs first? whites <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I honestly don't get how you can deny being hypocritical. Thats not true devo I am a hypocrite? lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Uh, yes No Stag it's very true <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're being racist and saying WHITES are to blame for negativity. Spaniards in South America.....learned their craft...from the spaniards(white people) in europe.....who made it what it is <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's disgusting how you make bullshit up and lable them facts because you know, inside yourself, that you're wrong, and you can't live with that. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> meh <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> oh stfu If Europe....never spouted any members of the white race.....the whole fucking world would be more productive, more excellerated, more intelligent, and alot better off The ideas would be limitless.... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> There aren't any whites decapitating people off in Iraq. We probably wouldn't have the internet...they would've came up with something better a hundred years ago <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> The gooks are the ones testing nukes. You gave them their state of mind Forte <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> SURE You gave the world your state of mind You gave it your guns <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> If that's true You can think back to just about everything... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Then you're just mad because your race isn't the superior leader Thats wrong <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> ah this is getting nowhere <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You basically just said we made the world. No <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes you did <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You ignorant little fuck There is a difference between being a Superior Leader..and the Disease of Mankind If whites never existed the world would be so much better im just trying to like lighten the convo and shit <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes, the blacks spreading diseases, raping white women (causing them to have to get abortions), breaking into houses more frequently than ANY other race lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU are the disease, but how could you live wit hthat truth? You can't, so you argue it. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> they are battling werg <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> WHITE VS BLACK Forte if u really believe that you're much more ignorant then I first percieved <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're the ignorant one, denying facts because you disagree with them Forte the thing is...if whites never existed...blacks wouldn't be in this country raping...and white girls wouldn't be here to be raped <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You ARE aware that your own people sold you out, right? Blacks would be in africa.....alor more productive.....HIV would've been controlled the plague...if it ever came out at all Only about 5% of slavery was black selling black <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I said sold you out <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Blacks sold out their own people, your ancestors were responsible for it. Your also aware your race sold your race <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes but do you see me whine about it? are you fucking stupid I just said that Did I need to simplify that for you <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> YOU are the one who whines about shit that didn't even fucking happen in your lifetime. Because I'm sure everyone else got it Your a bit slow though huh.. Want me to get you a little dunce hat? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You act like an idiot then call me stupid.. That's absurd a mexican should shoot both of you. See another COp out.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I didn't even use a cop out.. "your one of the ones who complains about shit that didn't even happen in your lifetime" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You are.. Where the fuck did that come from You brought up slavery werg not I this isnt fun <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You whine about slavery you stupid fuck... <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> this argument lost it's meaning How did u not use a cop out <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> lmao That is a Cop out..to bring up that bull shit <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Because if I wanted to cop out of this argument like Car or Stag, I would just mute you. You brought up slavery...how did I "Whine about it" you're complaining how whites are this and that, all that you're talking about happened 100 or not more years ago <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes You are just like every other moron I've dealt with on here for once u almost had me fooled <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're the moron here. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You do and say shit then accuse me of it. No no no no...100Years ago? Your race is still responsible for....the Holocaust... slavery Indirectly responsible for Rwanda oh god Do you even understand the Rwanda situation? Do you understand how it came about? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Here he goes whining again werv <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Someone change this baby's fucking diaper. lets just mute him <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Burn in hell V Hitler.....came into Rwanda...telling one tribe there..they were more like whites then others...you manipulated the people there i dont know how many times, me, you and andrew can tolerate And in the 90's.....those who...were manipulated...got their freedoms back.... werv? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I've dealt with children before. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> This is not new. and decided to rebell no e^ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> No what? yah he talks about white racist every single day <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That is all he has.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> if he has to whine about something, what better than shit that doesn't even fucking affect him Your race destroyed the world...and now is the only glue holding it together I don't tlak about white racists everyday I talk to them <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yeah you used to talk about NOTHING else when you came on <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> at least a year ago. to sit there and cop out with ur bull shit...like you can't handle an all out battle just shows me...that you're no different then any other moron I make fun of <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You'd whine about racists this, whites that, opression whitey the man <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'm starting to think you're not even Devo, but Richard, because you act JUST like he does lol No I've been the sameway <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You spew the same nonexistent bullshit over and over since I was 15...and I had really gotten into reading the more I read..the more white people pissed me off <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Now what the fuck does that have to do with anything..? I just told you exactly why I act the way I do <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Because you were brainwashed by text brainwashed? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Instead of forming your own ideas from watching people and the way they act, you read a few books and now you're path is set It's in your books...some white people are honest..but for the most part your race is evil Forte....I know I'm better then you...I'm better then most white people... It's just about me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> No you don't know you're better than me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Infact, you base that assumption on the fact that I disagree with your views. getting out to my people to make them realise....how much better then u we are.... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Which is narrow minded and pathetic disagree with my views? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Saying you are better than me is like Car calling ME the fat pedophile. Forte...you're no more different then any other honkey...who bases his racial hatred off ignorance <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You have done nothing but talk of ignorance since we started this argument. CaR's thing is CaR's thing in his culture....although he's never been there...they fuck 12year olds it's in his blood <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You do and say things, blame them on me, make facts up to contradict proofs I give you, and say no to everything I accuse you of, then turn around on your own word. What your race fails to understand is...not everyone is like you.....not everyone wants to have the same ideals...and think the same way as honkies... it's something your race still fails to understand <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Sometimes you'll say I'm being racist right after you call me a cracker or say something deragatory about whites <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You are not only delusional and ignorant, but you think nothing you do is ever wrong. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> how do you guys keep goin? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You could say 2+2=3 and you'd believe it. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> dont you get tired of typing? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> being angry at an entire RACE of people is stupid and sad. <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> you guys can write a frootloopsin novel lol When in this entire conversation today <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You do it all the fucking time. Have I talked down upon your racism <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> 2 people have even backed me up on that. as if it's something wrong...I know it's in ur blood <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL for me to sit here..and disrespect you for being racist <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> there you go playing the hypocrite card. is like me calling myself a moron It's hilarious Forte.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're racist all the time you blind fuck. That you even think you are right lol lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> SOmeone sat beside me and pointed it out and you ignored him and said "lol" like five times <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> to much text I use...world events..everyone knows....to support my facts... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Now I think you're not even being serious in this argument... <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> tam come give daddy a blow You use...sites....with someone's opinion.....with.....parts of answers...not a full one <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That perhaps you're jerking my chain .... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ....V i dont think you need my help jerking your chain...>Forte....to my knowledge you wouldn't know how <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Yes I wouldn't know how a nigger jerks my chain.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You don't even fucking understand what you said <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> no shit lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> And judging by the way you're typing, you're either stoned or you're joking around Forte...you've tried numerous cop outs in this situation...English is my second language and I speak it better then you do..why do you think that is? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> LOL Because you've been lied to your whole life like every other white man..... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You don't speak English better than me <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You spelled "rebel" with two L's earlier and told me "all ready" isn't a word. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Infact, whenever you lose arguments to an extent that you get mad <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You say shit like "Okay pencil dick" or "You got a small dick" or "You never have sex" and then leave. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> As you did when I was arguing with you and Ash the other day for one thing I corrected what I said... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Not only can you not spell better than me, your comprehension of ANY situation is below a medium and you are in some denial that you're intelligent <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> tam goin near tha black man with Rubell... <°¤¢ª²¤°[love.and.peace]> OoOoOOO (Final Note: This was the later half of the conversation between him and me, which actually lasted 2 hours in whole. It all started because I said "Nigger") ---------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Andrew <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Truth or dare <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> truth <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> NO <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> pick dare. <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> truth <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Dare fag <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I have something good <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's not offensive, I swear <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> the last time i said dare, you made me hurt dana's feelings :[ <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It won't affect anyone <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> It's just for you <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> okay, dare <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I dare you to make that "Shan rocks" sign say "I lick pussy" <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> but i don't <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I know ;] <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> faggot haha hahahah <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> it says it in white. oh shit <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That was cheap <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> =3 ---------- <|<-§ÏÐË-m|<-ƒØ-£¥ƒË> there is no such thing as bad grammar in dialogue <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> You're a TOTAL moron. <|<-§ÏÐË-m|<-ƒØ-£¥ƒË> yes that's me i am a total moron <|<-§ÏÐË-m|<-ƒØ-£¥ƒË> and what is your point? <|<-§ÏÐË-m|<-ƒØ-£¥ƒË> why dont you try telling me something i dont know? ---------- <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] i need to frootloops <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] bad omfgz <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I have a cat outside <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> and this cat, she holds her ass up because she's horny <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> and she whines, as if to say "FUCK ME" <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> That is how I picture that girl >V <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> FUCK ME, FUCK ME <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I AM LOW AND PATHETIC, FUCK ME <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> dats u <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] me? <†+.Ç°®vܧ.Ç°®ªX.+†> dude, that's mean. <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] cause its true <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] i love sex <.44 ©alibé® killé®.™[ash] alot ---------- ( * )( * ) lol hi im dimis boobs lolllll XD <†+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†> . hi i'm george's brain ---------- JACOB stands for jerk,arrogant,cunt,obsessibe,bitch =D lollll =D lol freaken owbd <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Dim=Dick in Mouth !yaaaaahuh THATS NOT MY REAL NAME <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I slightly care <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> lolz jk jk Whatever you say dikinmoufth hah so funny <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ! I DONT GIVE A FUCK dim = my dick in her mouth* =O Haha =O~~ =o oh dimi....oooh dimi. o0o george . jk yea das right ---------- Courtney's Action Hero says: he did the one in his italian gangster accent that he really has: i'm fucking this girl, right? and she says "give me 12 inches and hurt me"... so i fucked her twice and hit her over the head with a brick ---------- youre fat everywhere but your tits ---------- <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Retards are populating wonderland in the lack of presence of the regs.. no wtf is a retard ---------- Ъgg€®(Év¹£ Ä|V|¥)> i know your trying to be a smartass im not dumb so stop typing to me goto someone who cares i am Noise Champion.> yeah "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I wonder how many little girls think YOU are heartless, Shawn. sack crack> watch your mouth :/ sack crack> ew.. Ъgg€®(Év¹£ Ä|V|¥)> haha i never dated little girls in real life Ъgg€®(Év¹£ Ä|V|¥)> thats over and done with Later... Ъgg€®(Év¹£ Ä|V|¥)> eddie eat shit and die of posin ---------- (Note: Foreigners > Females) DreamHouse: Friends! You drink vodka? At me today Birthday!!!!! ---------- (Note: I found this amusing) "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: kacey .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Heh. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I've had an unhealthy amount of caffeine and you're going to play with me until I come down .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ok.. get vodka. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ;p "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Do I look like a god damn drunk? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Mhm. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: 0.9 "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Just because you get shit faced 9 days a week and go get screwed doesn't mean I do excretory canal.: 9 days a week excretory canal.: jesus .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: i do not get screwed as much as u do :p excretory canal.: when did we get 9 days in a week "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I just came excretory canal.: hahahaha sin for sunday: didnt you get the memo? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u were probably late for work the past days "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I was late for the annual Killing Females Festival .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: lmao. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ?? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: That wasn't a fukin joke .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Too late. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ur boobs are gross sara excretory canal.: no way excretory canal.: you've never seen my boobs "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: white striped nipples n shit "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u excretory canal.: what i am Noise Champion.: lolll. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ZEBRA TITTIEZ .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ahh excretory canal.: hahah wtf i am Noise Champion.: zebra tittayz. phantasmagore: muted excretory canal.: my titties don't have stripes on them excretory canal.: wtf .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: wtf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Did you look just now? excretory canal.: no "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: liar excretory canal.: i don't need to excretory canal.: i see them all the time "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Do you lick your nipples ;[ phantasmagore: TITTERSSSSSS excretory canal.: no :( "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: bs "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: All girls do that excretory canal.: jake why are you being mean to me .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Nah. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I am not being mean excretory canal.: i have no need to lick my nipples .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Hes just playing around. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: GOT A DOG TO DO IT FOR U excretory canal.: LOL YES "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: frootloops ya .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ok, wtf. i am Noise Champion.: pizza 4 dinner .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: lucky "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: gay v .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: gaier^ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: INGLES excretory canal.: dis is relly me .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You wish .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: my sister;s name is Sara. what a joy. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shut the fuk up excretory canal.: okay who cares .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Nah u stfu. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: YOU "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: mutherfuka "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u lick ur bf's asshole for tampon money .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Nah. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: My boyfriends hotter than you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: How the fuk do you know what I look lyk excretory canal.: how the fuck do you know kasey .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Guess i guess "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what excretory canal.: hahah .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Cuz i guess .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: *** "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I garauntee you that I look better than both you and your border jumping bf .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: No. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im skinny .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: XD "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 1) you're fat and brazillian. C) He's got to be a low life to stick his cock in YOU .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im not fat. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: fat "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: FAT .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: wtf forte. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u dont even know me and callin me fat. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u dont no mi "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f all dis .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: frootloops you too "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )no .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fu "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NOT A FUKIN THING, THAT'S WHAT .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Shoot you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LOL "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 10 YEAR OLDS CAN'T BUY HAND GUNS "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: IN AMERICA* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: That would feel good. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: i aint ten you fool sack crack: ... .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Look it up. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I should call him and tell him you've been flirting with me .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Go ahead. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Maybe he'll beat the shit out of you for me .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ha, u dont know his # "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shows what you know .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: yeh, i know MOre "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I got his number, his address, his belt size, measurement in feet between his front door and his car .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Yeh right. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ur fulla shit arm pit: ! .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You too. Dont hurt urself trying to call him. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ;p "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I ain't the fat one here, I don't have trouble dialing a phone "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: fatti .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: IM NOT FATTY WTF sack crack: mary called me last night and she sounds like a 19 year old man. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: YOU HAVE WORMSSSSSS sack crack: she doesnt sound like a little girl.. lol .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no you do, ur fawking girlfriend if u have one "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: what "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: MY GF WHAT? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u probably dont, ;p "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: NOW U GONE AND DONE IT arm pit: wtf haha .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: heh. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Hi cory. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: nun ya bidnez .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Forte, ur such an idiot. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: FAWK U "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u mother ^ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ur* AlbinoBlackSheep: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u* AlbinoBlackSheep: >.< AlbinoBlackSheep: <.< "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: gay >V .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Gayer ^ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: FAWK U "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u AlbinoBlackSheep: lol .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ahh i give up/ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im brazilian and im hotter than you ^ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: LOL AlbinoBlackSheep: Yeah, she's got that brazillian booty. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: lmao cory. AlbinoBlackSheep: Lmao/ "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Gross "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You mean flabby and full of parasites? matt: i got the pussy .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no parasites. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: your full of it. sin for sunday: i saw prove the booty sin for sunday: say* matt: what .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: My ass is meaty lmao sack crack: ... matt: lol sin for sunday: prove it AlbinoBlackSheep: lmao "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Whores V .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fawk you man. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )no "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Are all your friends as retarded as you or do they come in varieties AlbinoBlackSheep: Mwuaha. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Get fucked sin for sunday: prove it AlbinoBlackSheep: Anus. matt: !im rick james bitch! "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: bs sin for sunday: prove it AlbinoBlackSheep: w00t. AlbinoBlackSheep: saras back. sack crack: .. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im not Sara, im kacey. sack crack: lol "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WHO IS SARA? AlbinoBlackSheep: lol AlbinoBlackSheep: brb .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ahh. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im too tired, to deal with u ;p "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Slit your throat. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Slit yours "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WHy? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: wtf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ??????????????????? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I'm not the one with ticks sucking the blood out of my clitoris .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ew. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: you're fukin filthy "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: go to the vet. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You too. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u need better care than me. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: u gots leechez on yo tittie nipples .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: U wish. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WHY THE HELL WOULD I WISH THAT? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Because, your a psycho. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I'm not the estrogen bag here .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Wtf. Babygirl_420: hey every one "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Fuk off "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^ .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fuk you "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Not you stupid ass .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ur stupider. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: the other blonde dumb ass .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Wtf> "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: your girlfriend is back AlbinoBlackSheep: lmao .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: No, shes yours. AlbinoBlackSheep: growl "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ew .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: damn it got quite "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: teabag it AlbinoBlackSheep: I'm gunna go .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Bye. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: don't come back .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: shut up "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f yall .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im going away to brazil to avoid you sack crack: .. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: lolz "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: do you just fukin step over a magical line .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao, no im going to visit my family. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Nigger tent reunion? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Nah, their white fyi. sack crack: you guys gonna play soccer? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: TENTS? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: socca "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: football .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no tents houses can u say that? too hard? jk sack crack: all you brasilians pley sockr "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: beat the living fuk out of monkeys with tents .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao., "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: uh, with sticks* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Not all. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wtf tents .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Brazils too good they won the world cup. sack crack: it's soccer.. sack crack: have you seen a soccer fight? they slap each other. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Yeh... .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: i dont play soccer, but im joining the team in september "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You don't play it but you're joining the team? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: To what? Gain points with a hot dyke you like? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: No you fool. excretory canal.: hot dyke "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Perhaps they will crush your fat head. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao, forte u piss me off. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Get fucked .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fawk you bastard. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )no excretory canal.: bun excretory canal.: burn excretory canal.: )yes "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: f ya both excretory canal.: hahah .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: F you harder "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: you and sara can go practice makingout for an hour. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: No thankyou. excretory canal.: i'd rather make out with my dog "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Like you wouldn't anyway .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao. excretory canal.: i make out with my dog all the time excretory canal.: she reminds me of you jake .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ew. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You need to be careful Sar sack crack: you could get worms. excretory canal.: dogaids :( "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: A girl was on the news, she got her dog's cock stuck in her twat .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: my sister is 11 sack crack: ouch excretory canal.: gross excretory canal.: my dog is a girl "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Well "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Don't lick its vag too hard or it'll bleed .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: eww, thats sick. excretory canal.: ewewewewww excretory canal.: fuck jake "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: then again excretory canal.: fuck .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fawk you. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: STFU ALL OF YA excretory canal.: hahah "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I'm very hard right now. excretory canal.: FAWK excretory canal.: ... .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Find your girlfriend, shes waiting for u outside XD excretory canal.: okay that wasn't funny "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You said u were hard. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: SO? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Find her. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ;p "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I GET HARD WHENEVER MY EX WALKS INFRONT OF MY HOUSE? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: WTF ARE YOU INSINUATING YOU TREE FUKING APE .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Lmao i am not. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You eat bark .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: FIND A WOMEN U JAKASS "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Why? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: "I DUNNO" .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You eat sapp .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no thankyou. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: What? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no thankyou. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I DIDN'T OFFER YOU NOT A DAMN THING .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Oh well. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Can I spray your face with my musk? .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: wtf "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: yes or no idiot .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no, you fool. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: wrong answer "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: *spray* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ahh "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: My urine is potent, i tells ya .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: i wish i had a labtop to go on palace wen im in brazil im going to miss AIM ;( .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: And palace "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You're full of shit .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: U too. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: at least I don't play soccer "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: or beat up monkeys with tents .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: I dont play it .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: IM joining the team remember "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: you retarded fukstick .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Dipshit "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: idiot cunt .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: frootloopsing retard .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Go cyber somewhere else. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: >.> (Mid Note: I changed my name to hers, but replaced one of the : with a ;) .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: I am gay. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: What the hell forte 1brat1995: no u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: f ya 1brat1995: asl .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Jakob ur an idiot .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Hey ren .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: f me lyk a postal worker gone crazi .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Shut teh hell up Forte. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: I would steal the shit out of your av but paltech doesn't work .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Good, ur such a mimic. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: f u .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fawk you .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: durrrr, im illiterate and talk about my oral sex addiction without being asked. GO BRAZIL .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: *beats monkey up with a tent* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ur a frootloopsing retard forte. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: F THIS WORLD .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: yeh right. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: AND ALL WHITEYS IN IT .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: idiot. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Change back to ur name .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: *lix coque stem* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: YOUR AN IDIOT JACOB .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: hold on lemme go float in my algea infected pool for a few hours because my bf ignores the shit out of me .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: change ur name. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Yeh right. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: frootloops you. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: wait, i can't. MY GHETTO ASS CAN'T FIX THE EIGHT + HOLES IN IT .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: THAT I CAUSE MYSELF FROM NOT TRIMMING MY NIG NAILS .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Yeh right .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: heil luficer .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: \m/ .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Ur such an idiot. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Fawk you. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: f ya .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Im so tired. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: From doing what .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Pool. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: rite rite .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: IDIOT .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: man .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: idiot alert. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: You sat on your ass all day, soaking up water with your turkey skin .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: no i didnt u did .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: Does your bf know you're retaining a gallon of water .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: wtf. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: your, faggot* .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: ur a maggot. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: You depress me. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: You do too. .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: go ye forth and frootloops thyself .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: Change ur motherfuking name .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: GO YE FORTH AND FUCK THYSELF .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: u suck .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).:.{Gøth}: gotta go .:.<âñime>.:.(Kå¢èy).;.{Gøth}: bi ---------- (Note: Someone named Mike/Blind had stolen Phyl's name and was pretending to be her infront of Devo, one of Phyl's friends) B-MoRE [DeVo]: as he returns ! ! Phyl †: Welcome back, Devo. B-MoRE [DeVo]: dont' welcome me. ! ! Phyl †: Alright B-MoRE [DeVo]: keep your welcome ! ! Phyl †: You're not welcome. st[.ª.]g_: ? ! ! Phyl †: Your kind never is. B-MoRE [DeVo]: my kind? ! ! Phyl †: Yes. B-MoRE [DeVo]: the frootloops B-MoRE [DeVo]: what kind is that ! ! Phyl †: Assholes. B-MoRE [DeVo]: It takes an asshole to know an asshole ! ! Phyl †: thus admitting you are an asshole. ! ! Phyl †: selfpwn much? "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol B-MoRE [DeVo]: I'll admit I'm an asshole...but that makes u an asshole too B-MoRE [DeVo]: selfpwn your such a loser ! ! Phyl †: I have no qualms about being known as an asshole. B-MoRE [DeVo]: Phyl can you stand on your own feet? B-MoRE [DeVo]: can u walk? ! ! Phyl †: Can you shut the fuck up? B-MoRE [DeVo]: cause Mar told me a while ago u were in a wheelchair B-MoRE [DeVo]: oh u can't...isn't that special B-MoRE [DeVo]: Phyl this could've all been cured if you would've left me alone but...you had to threaten me.. ! ! Phyl †: And now you're.. B-MoRE [DeVo]: now you bring out the fact i hate you and your sister... ! ! Phyl †: Talking angrily to me on a chat server. ! ! Phyl †: I'm scared, Devo. Honestly. B-MoRE [DeVo]: i"d be ! ! Phyl †: I'm not. B-MoRE [DeVo]: picking on crippled women.... B-MoRE [DeVo]: Isn't one of my favorite B-MoRE [DeVo]: sports.. B-MoRE [DeVo]: but I will take it...if she has a bitch attitude ! ! Phyl †: The only bitch here, Devo.. is you. B-MoRE [DeVo]: lol B-MoRE [DeVo]: Thats so elementary... B-MoRE [DeVo]: but I expect nothing else from a fat crippled...slightly racist bitch ! ! Phyl †: So is, "take's one to know one" "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Get over it. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: It's too early for your shit. B-MoRE [DeVo]: shut the frootloops up forte ! ! Phyl †: yeah forte ! ! Phyl †: -rolls eyes- B-MoRE [DeVo]: frootloops you forte, frootloops stag's dirty ass, and frootloops phyl ! ! Phyl †: frootloops this, and cheerios that!!! B-MoRE [DeVo]: ahhh how it feels to be young... B-MoRE [DeVo]: I'm just starting my life...your waiting to die Phyl... ! ! Phyl †: and mother fucker. don't make me whip out the fruity pebbles... B-MoRE [DeVo]: would u rather the word fuck? ! ! Phyl †: You know I'm not Phyl, Devo. ! ! Phyl †: Or should. B-MoRE [DeVo]: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... ! ! Phyl †: Maybe you're too dumb to realize it. B-MoRE [DeVo]: oh your not...how it must feel to impersonate a wiz.. B-MoRE [DeVo]: cause Phyl usually kisses my ass B-MoRE [DeVo]: thats not Phyl.. ! ! Phyl †: how are you/> ! ! Phyl †: ?* B-MoRE [DeVo]: thats some lame ass bitch trying to be phyl B-MoRE [DeVo]: change ur name bitch ! ! Phyl †: Yes. I want to be Phyl.. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Stop talking like a nigger. ! ! Phyl †: Change your skin color. B-MoRE [DeVo]: frootloops that B-MoRE [DeVo]: my skin color gets me hot girls of all races B-MoRE [DeVo]: Your not a hot girl so you wouldn't understand "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shut the hell up about your fukin race "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I am tired of your bullshit. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: SHUT UP "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP DEVO st[.ª.]g_: LOL .Bring.me.to.life.[Ren]: Simple Plan - Shut up B-MoRE [DeVo]: Do something about it Forte .Bring.me.to.life.[Ren]: Simple Plan - Shut up B-MoRE [DeVo]: come to Baltimore ! ! Phyl †: )devosaqueer "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Mute *** You are muting B-MoRE [DeVo] devosaqueer not found. ! ! Phyl †: oh noze. ! ! Phyl †: thug life out in baltimore. ! ! Phyl †: hardcore gangsta livin, son ---------- (Note: It's not the fault of the female, it's chemical...) <;e-bay shoplifter.//> Your thinking about your mum. oh f*** yeah <;e-bay shoplifter.//> "Maybe if I go help she'll feel me" <;e-bay shoplifter.//> lol she's in the kitchen bending over and stuff LOL <;e-bay shoplifter.//> Hot. <;e-bay shoplifter.//> Your dad isn't half bad either. <;e-bay shoplifter.//> He looks like sexy jesus .... we could have a foursome that would be hot <;e-bay shoplifter.//> Hell yeah ni99a and then we get your parents! omfg HELL YEAH THAT'S SEXY <;e-bay shoplifter.//> Yeah my dad looks like the guy from aqua LOL <;e-bay shoplifter.//> and my mom looks like.. well.. a librarian. lol <;e-bay shoplifter.//> She's not as kinky as your mum though, she doesn't put bananas in her asshole and twist 'em around. ---------- (Note: Would you answer this question, ladies? Wait... You probably would, too) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Phyl <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Phyl <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Phyl ya? <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> What color is your vagina? OH GOD! sdfomsdfop :pink and urs? ............................................................................... <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I can't believe you answered me OH M.. ... lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Mine's purple from spousal abuse good ..frootloopsing.. bye! <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> :> ................................................................................... LOL ok ---------- +++++++++++ + <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Mar !Mar hehe !phyl <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> MAR hey sissy !sky kk ben salut hey eddie <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ;[ .. hey jake lol <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Mar.. <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Is your vagina the same color as your sister's? LOL mines pink all pink inside <.†SkY†.™> !mar UGH! his is purple he says <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> I'm about to puke good pink pink pink hahaha LOL pampers ---------- IWormSasserB: let's get FUCKED SmarterChild: Why? IWormSasserB: Eddie said so SmarterChild: Eddie said so? OK. (Later, Eddie pasted a conversation he had with SmarterChild) OMGore: hey SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Eddie. It's been a few days... ---------- IWormSasserB: haha SmarterChild: What's so funny? IWormSasserB: your god damn, ugly mother fucking face SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh? IWormSasserB: always SmarterChild: Who? IWormSasserB: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? IWormSasserB: u suk SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say? IWormSasserB: yes SmarterChild: Just like a human. IWormSasserB: jus lyk a machine 2 b gai SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Jus Lyk A Machine 2 B Gai? IWormSasserB: My penis has dots on it SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else. IWormSasserB: i wanna get loved SmarterChild: Oh yeah? IWormSasserB: love mi SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to love mi! IWormSasserB: i do SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya? IWormSasserB: ya SmarterChild: How come? IWormSasserB: cuz ur hot SmarterChild: That's nice to hear! IWormSasserB: no it is not you bucket of fuck SmarterChild: Look Forte, you're just going to have to apologize again now. IWormSasserB: wtf SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. ---------- IWormSasserB: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS SmarterChild: Look at the mouth on you. ---------- §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: the grim adventures of billy and mandy force me to wake up _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: hehe _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: Good show _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: Funny §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: cartoonies interfering with mah dreams _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: lol §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: i was the grim reaper and sleeping in a tent or something §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: and then inuyasha was there XD _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: lol _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: I dont remember my dreams too often §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: and kagome told him to sit ...and he died from it so i hads to take him to hell _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: lol §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: then i had to help kagome find the jewel shards in purgetory §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: was fucked up XD _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: haha _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: Sounds like it §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: lol §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: try going to sleep with the tv or music on _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: lol _.-=¯Plastik¯=-._: I used to all the time §¥|<ø §¡ñ†|]-[|€†¡|< ®€ål¡†¥: it really fucks with your dreams XD ---------- (11:53:06 AM) Because, I think internet abbreviations are killing the English language. (11:56:59 AM) You know nothing of me IRL. ---------- "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You're an idiot. HcO. SwEetIe: at least im trying to talk HcO. SwEetIe: oh yeah im a idiot. HcO. SwEetIe: and your a dumb ass HcO. SwEetIe: thats my thought "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Isn't there a chat clan meeting you should be at..?? HcO. SwEetIe: oh yeah haha. ---------- (Note: You'd log this if it were up to you, too) B-MoRE [DeVo]: Planning on getting a Deer park bottle tattooed on my chest ---------- IWormSasserB: marry me SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead? IWormSasserB: no SmarterChild: No problem. ---------- (Note: What?) IWormSasserB: LIKE A VIRGIN, FUCKED FOR THE VERY FIST TIME\ SmarterChild: Exactly. ---------- IWormSasserB: boob SmarterChild: lol! Interesting... Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about? ---------- IWormSasserB: audios SmarterChild: ttyl! IWormSasserB: ttyl SmarterChild: Bye, Jake! IWormSasserB: bye SmarterChild: S'later, Jake. IWormSasserB: later SmarterChild: Bye bye. IWormSasserB: seeya SmarterChild: Take care, Jake. Always good chatting with you. IWormSasserB: get fucked SmarterChild: Whoa. OK. ---------- Courtney's says: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Forte says: i durnow Courtney's says: A pizza can feed a family of four ---------- Courtney's says: why do women have two sets of lips? ;[ Courtney's says: SAY U DUNNO! Forte says: dunno! Courtney's says: so they can piss and moan Courtney's says: TEHE ---------- I know this chick named stef and she's a total slut <&]:dao:[;> from palace? one time I had sex with her 4 times and then passed her off to someoen else because my dickskin was starting to rub off but she was still ready to go <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> .. <&]:dao:[;> ... she slugged me and my friends up good we were covered in goo haha <&]:dao:[;> oh man. GOO I TELL YOU It was awsome we were all tripping balls and I saw snakes and spiders coming out of her nose while I was deeply penetrating her but I'm all into that shit hahaha so I penetrated her more deeply and she moaned like a vietkong whore ---------- it was ALISHA: AH Kenji The Action: :'[ it was ALISHA: ya i meant Kenji The Action: you don't love me! Kenji The Action: you never loved meeee it was ALISHA: i prefer short boys Kenji The Action: why? o_O it was ALISHA: good question it was ALISHA: i'm attracted to it Kenji The Action: lol... Kenji The Action: good luck with that in the future... it was ALISHA: i don't want to have to cock my head up everytime i want to look at him Kenji The Action: get stilts. it was ALISHA: i've dated guys as short or a little bit taller than me.. Kenji The Action: i don't think love cares about height :P Kenji The Action: that's just what i believe ;] it was ALISHA: well it was ALISHA: i'm not going to marry someone for their height. it was ALISHA: no. it was ALISHA: i just am attracted to it. Kenji The Action: lol... Kenji The Action: alright, well... Kenji The Action: that's not a great thing to be attracted to? :P Kenji The Action: it's kind of beneath you as a human ;p it was ALISHA: why isn't it? Kenji The Action: o_O... it was ALISHA: well Kenji The Action: well... it was ALISHA: so be it Kenji The Action: i would want someone to find other things in my attractive... Kenji The Action: not my physical appearence :P it was ALISHA: some people like tall guys... some people like blonde hair.. i like short guys Kenji The Action: that would just imply that, they would find anyone who looks just like you attractive and would may as well date them ;p it was ALISHA: of course it was ALISHA: i'm talking about physical appearence Kenji The Action: well, i'm not an animal. so, i don't know much about that :P it was ALISHA: well you don't need to be an animal to know what you're attracted to physically it was ALISHA: but ok! Kenji The Action: that's what animals go for...since they don't have any personalities to be found attractive ;p Kenji The Action: it was a joke. get it? Kenji The Action: not all of them are going to come explained :p it was ALISHA: you still don't have to be an animal o: Kenji The Action: o_O it was ALISHA: anyways Kenji The Action: yeah, well, you could also be shallow. i know that. Kenji The Action: it's been covered :p it was ALISHA: what are YOU attracted to? Kenji The Action: hmmm Kenji The Action: in what? it was ALISHA: oh i'm not allowed to talk about what i'm attracted to physically? Kenji The Action: be my guest :p it was ALISHA: well then it was ALISHA: how am i shallow? Kenji The Action: i just think at your age, you should be over that :P it was ALISHA: uh it was ALISHA: it's sort of like Kenji The Action: because the depths of attraction shouldn't be on the outside? :p it was ALISHA: how most girls are attracted to be penis' Kenji The Action: o_O Kenji The Action: uh... it was ALISHA: it's just a thing i have about guys Kenji The Action: i know it's sort of like that... it was ALISHA: i shouldn't have shared it i guess. Kenji The Action: and that IS shallow too o_O Kenji The Action: weird, si? it was ALISHA: no it isn't it was ALISHA: lol it was ALISHA: well.. it was ALISHA: sort of Kenji The Action: o_o Kenji The Action: how isn't it??? Kenji The Action: not this again Kenji The Action: i'm right. Kenji The Action: i'll say it at the beginning Kenji The Action: go on. it was ALISHA: uh it was ALISHA: it's half and half Kenji The Action: REALLY? Kenji The Action: explain that one. Kenji The Action: don't put a bag over your head, just say you're shallow. Kenji The Action: nothing to it. Kenji The Action: i never knew a big penis and only a big penis had personal depth. it was ALISHA: i guess it could be shallow because they like a specific freature. but then again it could be a sexual thing.. ya know, more pleasure. Kenji The Action: lol... it was ALISHA: feature* Kenji The Action: virgins think it's more pleasure :P it was ALISHA: not freature -_- it was ALISHA: uh it was ALISHA: everyone knows it it was ALISHA: rofl Kenji The Action: o_O Kenji The Action: no... Kenji The Action: no more highschool... it was ALISHA: i'm gonna gonna go into details why it was ALISHA: sorry Kenji The Action: *covers his ears* Kenji The Action: i'm not going to whip out my medical books. it was ALISHA: you need books to prove your point? it was ALISHA: tsk tsk Kenji The Action: you would say i were wrong if i didn't have solid information :P Kenji The Action: even though... Kenji The Action: anyway Kenji The Action: back to my point Kenji The Action: it was ALISHA: i guess it could be shallow because they like a specific freature. but then again it could be a sexual thing.. ya know, more pleasure. Kenji The Action: doing it for pleasure would ALSO be shallow Kenji The Action: so, it's half shallow and half shallow it was ALISHA: uh Kenji The Action: is that your point? :p it was ALISHA: no it wouldn't it was ALISHA: wtf Kenji The Action: lol... it was ALISHA: it's being pleased more sexually it was ALISHA: lmfao Kenji The Action: o_o it was ALISHA: anyways Kenji The Action: AND THAT'S SHALLOW. it was ALISHA: uh Kenji The Action: that's WHAT it means...to be shallow Kenji The Action: to be about that sort of thing Kenji The Action: as opposed to personal depth.. it was ALISHA: ok whatever Kenji The Action: ...what the hell? it was ALISHA: you give people headaches it was ALISHA: i swear Kenji The Action: lol...what the fuck? Kenji The Action: sorry, then Kenji The Action: i must be wrong and pulling this out of my ass. Kenji The Action: when you call men shallow Kenji The Action: it's just because of that half and half thing it was ALISHA: i didn't call men shallow it was ALISHA: wtf Kenji The Action: i didn't say you did Kenji The Action: example, non-specific. it was ALISHA: ... Kenji The Action: get quicker. Kenji The Action: shallow means... Kenji The Action: not DEEP it was ALISHA: no shit Kenji The Action: desiring something purely sexual Kenji The Action: is not...emotional... it was ALISHA: yeah Kenji The Action: then it's just carnal... it was ALISHA: it's wanting to be pleased more in bed it was ALISHA: lol it was ALISHA: how hard is that>? it was ALISHA: ?* Kenji The Action: THAT'S SHALLOW. Kenji The Action: that's EXACTLY what it means Kenji The Action: that's almost the PIN-point definition of what it means to be a shallow person. Kenji The Action: what were you thinking it meant?? Kenji The Action: see, because it's not personal....that's just purely sexual, for YOURSELF...even worse. Kenji The Action: you couldn't BE more shallow. Kenji The Action: Shallow link send redefine 42 up, 7 down A person who cannot access the imaginative, creative, understanding, emotional part of their brain. Shallow people are brainwashed by the media, they can't think for themselves. Kenji The Action: :P Kenji The Action: shallow link send redefine 32 thumbs up Judging a person based strictly on looks, not factoring in their personality whatsoever. Kenji The Action: shallow link send redefine 7 thumbs up The act of judging people by their looks, monetary status, clothes or car, rather than looking deep inside at their heart, personality, etc. Kenji The Action: get it? it was ALISHA: it says nothing about penis' it was ALISHA: and being sexually pleased Kenji The Action: lol... it was ALISHA: whatever it was ALISHA: just drop it it was ALISHA: -_- Kenji The Action: those are examples. Kenji The Action: so idiots like you... Kenji The Action: can get the picture. it was ALISHA: WHATEVER it was ALISHA: JUST DROP IT Kenji The Action: before we carry on. are you sure you want to be arguing anything else? if so...let me know now. it was ALISHA: so you're saying that you didn't learn what shallow was out of a dictionary? Kenji The Action: i don't want anymore interruptions. Kenji The Action: o_O Kenji The Action: no... Kenji The Action: i made the obvious connection Kenji The Action: i knew what shallow meant already... it was ALISHA: uh Kenji The Action: i've heard it used so many times... it was ALISHA: you aren't born with a vocabulary Kenji The Action: and i used it myself it was ALISHA: sorry Kenji The Action: knowing what it meant. it was ALISHA: you're not superman Kenji The Action: LOL Kenji The Action: UH Kenji The Action: any IDIOT...would know Kenji The Action: "that's a shallow grave" Kenji The Action: "shallow water..." Kenji The Action: "shallow bitch" it was ALISHA: it could mean dirty Kenji The Action: ... it was ALISHA: yep Kenji The Action: well, if you're an idiot... Kenji The Action: and you're looking at clean water, and thinking the shallow side of the pool...clearly labeled at most public swimming pools... Kenji The Action: means dirty... Kenji The Action: well, then, hats off to you for being that ignorant. it was ALISHA: uh i've never been to a pool that had a sign by it that said shallow side of the pool Kenji The Action: lol Kenji The Action: i only saw it AFTER Kenji The Action: lifeguards explained Kenji The Action: to stay in the shallow end Kenji The Action: when people were diving Kenji The Action: and i was in the DEEP end Kenji The Action: i also knew what deep meant... Kenji The Action: basic association. Kenji The Action: "wow... i guess since everyone calls the part with the low water SHALLOW, i guess that's what it means" it was ALISHA: so if someone said a word in german instead of the actual word, you'd know what they meant? Kenji The Action: i guess i just pick things up like everyone else on earth. Kenji The Action: instead of the actual word?? LOL it was ALISHA: or spanish.. it was ALISHA: or latin it was ALISHA: yes lmfao Kenji The Action: instead of the actual word... Kenji The Action: words in other languages aren't actual? it was ALISHA: yes Kenji The Action: they're fake? it was ALISHA: instead of the english word it was ALISHA: you know what i meant it was ALISHA: don't be a smartass Kenji The Action: and yeah, actually, i pick up on spanish and german pretty well :P it was ALISHA: so if i said.. Kenji The Action: the french helped, and lots of english derived from latin and german... Kenji The Action: so.... it was ALISHA: "my pig is snaga" Kenji The Action: it wouldn't be too hard. it was ALISHA: "you are snaga" it was ALISHA: "the cop is snaga" Kenji The Action: uh... it was ALISHA: what does snaga mean? Kenji The Action: i don't know o_O it was ALISHA: exactly Kenji The Action: i don't speak that language :P it was ALISHA: thank you it was ALISHA: (: it was ALISHA: i made it up it was ALISHA: (; Kenji The Action: o_O Kenji The Action: well, that's probably why, then... Kenji The Action: that was a really bad example Kenji The Action: if you had to MAKE up a word. o_O it was ALISHA: it's a word you've never heard before it was ALISHA: just like shallow it was ALISHA: at a point Kenji The Action: lol Kenji The Action: i'm sorry Kenji The Action: you're plainly stupid Kenji The Action: if you're english Kenji The Action: and didn't know what shallow meant Kenji The Action: by the age of 15 it was ALISHA: uh i'm aware Kenji The Action: it has nothing to do with other languages. Kenji The Action: i'm speaking of ENGLISH. it was ALISHA: but you're saying that you got the definition of shallow from a sign by the pool Kenji The Action: nothing else. Kenji The Action: no.. Kenji The Action: from lifeguards :P Kenji The Action: they pointed to the shallow end Kenji The Action: it was CALLED Kenji The Action: the shallow end Kenji The Action: i did not think it meant anything other than low... or lacking depth. it was ALISHA: maybe they meant the end that was a lighter blue? Kenji The Action: ... Kenji The Action: then i don't think they'd describe the other side as deep...? Kenji The Action: how dumb are you? lol Kenji The Action: seriously. it was ALISHA: maybe deep means a deeper shade of blue? it was ALISHA: i'm doing this on purpose Kenji The Action: because you're dumb? :p it was ALISHA: i guess you're too dumb to notice that? Kenji The Action: lol Kenji The Action: i know you're doing it on purpose, but what you're DOING is only proving to me how insecure you are about being wrong... Kenji The Action: and ignorant in a language you SHOULD have covered by this time. it was ALISHA: i'm not insecure at all Kenji The Action: lol...then shut up about it Kenji The Action: you didn't know a word...that's no surprise. Kenji The Action: move on. it was ALISHA: uh it was ALISHA: i didn't start this it was ALISHA: i said it was ALISHA: "WHATEVER" Kenji The Action: and...? Kenji The Action: then you kept going... Kenji The Action: what point are you making? Kenji The Action: besides none. it was ALISHA: it was ALISHA: whatever it was ALISHA: just drop it it was ALISHA: -_- Kenji The Action: those are examples. Kenji The Action: so idiots like you... Kenji The Action: can get the picture. it was ALISHA: WHATEVER it was ALISHA: JUST DROP IT Kenji The Action: i didn't force you to keep going. because i don't remember doing that ;p it was ALISHA: i tried to drop it it was ALISHA: lmao it was ALISHA: but you kept going Kenji The Action: and? Kenji The Action: i was stuffing it in your face. Kenji The Action: i should have the right it was ALISHA: ok then i guess i should just ignore you Kenji The Action: i mean Kenji The Action: if someone's THAT stupid Kenji The Action: they have it coming Kenji The Action: believe me it was ALISHA: yeah i should Kenji The Action: if you knew what it felt like to teach an idiot something. Kenji The Action: i don't think that will be happening in awhile, though. Kenji The Action: *sits* it was ALISHA: hm insults are no good it was ALISHA: i guess i'll just block it was ALISHA signed off at 9:50:05 AM. ---------- Dani.: ew is that raw meat? ~jo~: nah it looks rare Dani.: gross ~jo~: i lkove rare roat beef ~jo~: rast ~jo~: shit ~jo~: lol Dani.: not me Dani.: if its pink I dont eat it ---------- (Note: Bedtime/Stefanie, the drug addict whore that can be found all over this log, decided to message me on AIM for no fucking reason. She said first off the one thing she knew I would bash her for and expected me to not care and let her get away with it. How female of her) ONEDREAMATATYME: you're hot IWormSasserB: Why won't you quit acting like a kid? ONEDREAMATATYME: how does a kid act? compliments are childish? IWormSasserB: You and I both know you're just trying to annoy me IWormSasserB: it's no wonder everyone hates you. you act like a fucking retard ONEDREAMATATYME: lol..everyone doesn't hate me for one, two...i don't rightfully care...it's palace, honestly.. IWormSasserB: Honestly? Like you'd lie about it? IWormSasserB: You IM me to start shit. IWormSasserB: Grow up ONEDREAMATATYME: lol ONEDREAMATATYME: i;m not starting anything, i was being nice IWormSasserB: Stef IWormSasserB: you do not know what I look like. ONEDREAMATATYME: jacon IWormSasserB: See? IWormSasserB: You purposefully mispell my name. ONEDREAMATATYME: typo IWormSasserB: No, you do it all the time. ONEDREAMATATYME: n that bothers you? wow..you're too easy. IWormSasserB: No, what bothers me is that you IM me 4 times tonight just to bother me IWormSasserB: I wouldn't mind if you had something important to say, but you're just acting like a female. ONEDREAMATATYME: i have something important to say IWormSasserB: No you don't. IWormSasserB: Calling me hot when you've never seen me isn't important ONEDREAMATATYME: iv seen you. IWormSasserB: Nobody has, actually. IWormSasserB: I'll believe you guys have when I go buy a camera and take pictures. ONEDREAMATATYME: well how mysterioud ONEDREAMATATYME: take pictures. IWormSasserB: Slut ONEDREAMATATYME: i'ma slut? IWormSasserB: yes? IWormSasserB: You don't need my pictures. ONEDREAMATATYME: see...and you tell me to grow up IWormSasserB: Uh, you're asking me to take pictures... IWormSasserB: Like you'd die if I didn't ONEDREAMATATYME: you don't like to know what the people you talk to look like? IWormSasserB: NO? ONEDREAMATATYME: lol...i wouldn't die IWormSasserB: How does that even fucking matter? IWormSasserB: I'm not a shallow, ignorant pig like yourself. ONEDREAMATATYME: you are too hateful. ONEDREAMATATYME: well, im anythign but a pig ONEDREAMATATYME: and everyones ignorant IWormSasserB: Yeah, you are a nasty pig. ONEDREAMATATYME: you are IWormSasserB: You flirt with 13 year old boys. ONEDREAMATATYME: at leasy ihave the common decency to treat people, all people, like humans IWormSasserB: You're not a human being. ONEDREAMATATYME: i don't flirt, you misinterpret conversationf or flirting IWormSasserB: You're some drugged out retard that thinks sexually harassing people is funny. ONEDREAMATATYME: jacob, i havent touched any drugs besides shrooms in months IWormSasserB: Like I said. ONEDREAMATATYME: now who's ignorant IWormSasserB: You? IWormSasserB: Shrooms are drugs. IWormSasserB: Hurry up.. IWormSasserB: it IWormSasserB: s not like you're spell checking ONEDREAMATATYME: i know that...,but im not drugged out as you say, i do em like once every 3 months..that's hardly drugged out IWormSasserB: No, you actually do them a few times a week. IWormSasserB: or you lie about it on wonderland ONEDREAMATATYME: bullshit...if you do shrooms that much you won't even trip...they lose effect, you have to wait IWormSasserB: Then you lie about it. IWormSasserB: Why did you even IM me? IWormSasserB: Do you think this shit is funny? ONEDREAMATATYME: iv said on there iv done em like once IWormSasserB: Are you laughing? ONEDREAMATATYME: nah IWormSasserB: Do you think you're a comedian? ONEDREAMATATYME: lol, no. IWormSasserB: What part of the concept "I hate you" do you not grasp onto effeciently? ONEDREAMATATYME: was just sayin hi..and you start fighting.. IWormSasserB: You did not say hi ONEDREAMATATYME: you have no reason to hate m e IWormSasserB: you said the one fucking thing you knew would set me off ONEDREAMATATYME: i don't wanna fight ONEDREAMATATYME: bye IWormSasserB: you acted like a whore ONEDREAMATATYME: k bye sexy IWormSasserB: Loser. ONEDREAMATATYME: wow. that hurts...petty name calling's the way to get to me... IWormSasserB: Stop ONEDREAMATATYME: peace IWormSasserB: breathing ONEDREAMATATYME: i just don't get why you say that shit. IWormSasserB: I just don't get why you base your life on sex. IWormSasserB: "hi sexy" IWormSasserB: You're SO fucking low that you'll flirt with a guy you don't know. ONEDREAMATATYME: saying hi sexy..is like just saying hi, it has nothing to do with sex IWormSasserB: you are maggots below maggots. ONEDREAMATATYME: it's not flirting IWormSasserB: Yes that is flirting ONEDREAMATATYME: see, i dont sit here and say this shit to you IWormSasserB: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK FLIRTING IS IWormSasserB: I don't want you to say shit to me ONEDREAMATATYME: you are a low perosn ONEDREAMATATYME: try being nice for a change ONEDREAMATATYME: if not nice, then decent IWormSasserB: Yes, I am the one eating shrooms out of cow dung and hitting on people online. IWormSasserB: I am nice, not to whores IWormSasserB: If you are going to act like a whore, I will treat you like one. ONEDREAMATATYME: you think that's all there is to me...you fuckin decided you hated me based on what other people said, you never even tried talking to me decently..and you constantly call names ONEDREAMATATYME: and you don't treat women like whores IWormSasserB: You females take away my ability to befriend you because you MUST act slutty, 24/-fucking-7 ONEDREAMATATYME: thats fuckin degrading IWormSasserB: I can't talk to not one of you IWormSasserB: without you involving sex or appearance IWormSasserB: NO, stef IWormSasserB: I decided to hate you based on the way you act ONEDREAMATATYME: see,t hat's ignorant..you single out and classify a whole group of people IWormSasserB: the shit you say IWormSasserB: and what made it worse is that you're oblivious to it IWormSasserB: Stef, you act that wayz IWormSasserB: you get TREATED THAT WAY ONEDREAMATATYME: you have no idea how i act IWormSasserB: yes I do ONEDREAMATATYME: you don't know shit about me ONEDREAMATATYME: you know little palace rumors ONEDREAMATATYME: or sarcasm IWormSasserB: I know that you think sex is a joke, and therefor, go about having your life revolve around it and trying to pull everyone into that orbit, whether they want to be in there or not IWormSasserB: You know I hate you, and that I don't like whores IWormSasserB: and you hit on me IWormSasserB: you get the chance to talk to me when I remove privacy block, and STILL you blow it ONEDREAMATATYME: sex meant nothing to me before, but now it means the world to me, and my life definitely doesn't revolve around it, i rarely have sex, you probably have more then me, you hate all females...if you had a legit reason then it'd be understandable, not right, but understandable...and i don't hit on you..lol, get over yourself. IWormSasserB: I do have a legit reason and I just gave you one IWormSasserB: you also just contradicted yourself IWormSasserB: You can't have sex mean the world to you and your life not revolve around it ONEDREAMATATYME: you don't talk, you immediately start harassing, even if i had something "important" to say, you'd write it off and start name calling IWormSasserB: YOU LIVE IN THE WORLD IWormSasserB: I do talk, but you don't know that IWormSasserB: because you immediately do what is going to anger me ONEDREAMATATYME: i have sex with one person, the person i love, i'm not obsessed with it... IWormSasserB: I was friends with all those little shit girls on that chat that talk shit about me now IWormSasserB: and they talk shit why? Because when I was friends with them, they hit on me and I rejected them IWormSasserB: and they didn't like that. ONEDREAMATATYME: well...if you haven't noticed, i don't talk shit about you.. IWormSasserB: You see, you women get vile and angry when you don't get your way IWormSasserB: yes you do IWormSasserB: I have been given logs IWormSasserB: you talk shit about everyone ONEDREAMATATYME: jokingly IWormSasserB: Wrong IWormSasserB: You called me stupid and said that I don't know shit IWormSasserB: the same crap you always say ONEDREAMATATYME: well you know if you're sittin there makin fun of me i'm gonna get upset, so of course ill say shit IWormSasserB: some little faggot shit always tells me. ONEDREAMATATYME: i don't just sit there and listen to it IWormSasserB: Like I explained IWormSasserB: at least 3 times now IWormSasserB: I talk shit to you because you give me reason IWormSasserB: "hi sexy", knowing i'm going to react negatively IWormSasserB: do you care? no IWormSasserB: So long as you may act like a fool. ONEDREAMATATYME: you just have no personality...calling you sexy isn't hitting on you IWormSasserB: I actually do have one IWormSasserB: you don't ONEDREAMATATYME: i do as well IWormSasserB: You are nothing but this retard that spews the same shit over and over IWormSasserB: sex, sex, sex, drugs, drugs IWormSasserB: you're annoying and redundant IWormSasserB: God hates you ONEDREAMATATYME: thanks ONEDREAMATATYME: hope you got it all out n feel better ONEDREAMATATYME: peace IWormSasserB: Just block me or something you pile of fuck ONEDREAMATATYME: you don't have to be so fucking harsh ONEDREAMATATYME: i am not nothing IWormSasserB: if you didn't want me to be harsh IWormSasserB: DON'T FUCKING IM ME ONEDREAMATATYME: i apologize IWormSasserB: sexy? WTF did you think was going to happen knowing I hate sluts? IWormSasserB: I got disconnected. Let's continue this fight :| IWormSasserB: Like I was about to say. ONEDREAMATATYME: i don't want to fight with you IWormSasserB: God knows I won't drop this until you leave. IWormSasserB: and apologizing won't help.. ONEDREAMATATYME: do you even believe in god IWormSasserB: Or erase what you did IWormSasserB: Suicide or blocking me IWormSasserB: you can choose ONEDREAMATATYME: god teaches not to hate IWormSasserB: God teaches? IWormSasserB: What the fuck do you know? IWormSasserB: Did you die? IWormSasserB: talk to god? IWormSasserB: No, you acid trip IWormSasserB: You don't talk to god ONEDREAMATATYME: .... IWormSasserB: and if he is there ONEDREAMATATYME: k ill be your punching bag.. IWormSasserB: he is hanging his head in shame at you ONEDREAMATATYME: god forgives. ONEDREAMATATYME: only weak can't IWormSasserB: you're a piece of garbage that thinks everything is a joke and uses the things people dislike in this world as a punchline to harass others. IWormSasserB: I hate whores, so a whore flirts with me. ONEDREAMATATYME: you can't make that judgement IWormSasserB: It's not a judgement ONEDREAMATATYME: i am not a whore IWormSasserB: it's what the fuck happened just now ONEDREAMATATYME: and im not a piece of garbage, i am a person, whether you want to believe it or not, and i have feelings, and even if you dislike me, being a person you should know not to say shit like that IWormSasserB: Excuse me IWormSasserB: but you disregarded my feelings and did something you knew I'd dislike ONEDREAMATATYME: excuse yourself IWormSasserB: I have feelings also but you didn't seem to care. ONEDREAMATATYME: you don't show it IWormSasserB: hypocrisy! IWormSasserB: I actually do.. and have been ONEDREAMATATYME: anger doesn't solve anything IWormSasserB: I'm showing that you're inability to give two fucks about anyone but yourself pisses me off ONEDREAMATATYME: ok well if you knew me like you think you do, youd know that i think shit of myself and i put EVERYONE, even my fuckin enemies higher then me ONEDREAMATATYME: so don't even start IWormSasserB: I know you think you're shit IWormSasserB: otherwise you'd have more respect for yourself and other people ONEDREAMATATYME: i respect others IWormSasserB: WRONG IWormSasserB: you piss them off IWormSasserB: you do things you know will piss them off IWormSasserB: why? YOU THINK IT'S FUCKING FUNNY ONEDREAMATATYME: only because they hurt me... ONEDREAMATATYME: i dont think it;s funny IWormSasserB: I have not spoken to you in 3 months IWormSasserB: i did not hurt you IWormSasserB: i ignore your presence ONEDREAMATATYME: i wasnt talking about you IWormSasserB: you make me sick ONEDREAMATATYME: k IWormSasserB: do you get that? IWormSasserB: SICK IWormSasserB: I GET PHYSICALLY ILL WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU IWormSasserB: THAT IS FUCKING BAD ONEDREAMATATYME: well sorry im so disgusting, but i'll let ya go now..find someone else to take your angel out on. IWormSasserB: Nice usage of words ONEDREAMATATYME: see, you're constantly ridiculing me IWormSasserB: the worst possible thing that could ever happen to me is being sent to hell and meeting you as punishment. IWormSasserB: Hey stupid, if you didn't want me to, you shouldn't have IMed me. ONEDREAMATATYME: if there's a hell, i'm not going there IWormSasserB: Yeah you probably will IWormSasserB: LUST is one of the seven deadly sins IWormSasserB: IF ANYTHING, that will get you there ONEDREAMATATYME: welli'm not lusting IWormSasserB: You lust after girls.. IWormSasserB: Don't give me that "I think they're beautiful" shit ONEDREAMATATYME: i think god looks into people's hearts...not so much what they do wrong, everyone is going to do bad shit, but if youre a good person you're not going to hell... ONEDREAMATATYME: and i have a huge heart IWormSasserB: Good person? ONEDREAMATATYME: i look for beauty in things.. ONEDREAMATATYME: yes they are beautiful IWormSasserB: If there is a God, and the one true God everyone assumes he is, you're going to go to hell for what you've done IWormSasserB: you can't just go do whatever the fuck you want and get away with it because you're "good" somewhere inside. IWormSasserB: that's a poor excuse IWormSasserB: I mean, you sit and look at this big fucking collection of girl asses and drool over them IWormSasserB: I hope your boyfriend knows you're a dyke IWormSasserB: you shit hair colored mother fucking asshole ONEDREAMATATYME: preparing a speech ONEDREAMATATYME: ? IWormSasserB: ? ONEDREAMATATYME signed off at 10:43:03 PM. ---------- Courtney's says: "if god intended women to suck dick, he'd have cum taste like chocolate" "no, he meant for it to taste like bleach so you remember to do the laundry" ---------- IWormSasserB: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME ONEDREAMATATYME: lol ONEDREAMATATYME: im allowed to talk bout who i wish IWormSasserB: okay, you people need hobbies ONEDREAMATATYME: hes the one that brought you up IWormSasserB: OOOMFFG IWormSasserB: how was your day, sugar britches? ONEDREAMATATYME: i heard you came on his titties IWormSasserB: HAHA ONEDREAMATATYME: my day was awesome pumpkin pie IWormSasserB: gud ONEDREAMATATYME: i went tanning ONEDREAMATATYME: and went shopping ONEDREAMATATYME: n bought lots of makeup n earings n pretty blue nailpolish IWormSasserB: how not girly of you ONEDREAMATATYME: lol ONEDREAMATATYME: i know right ---------- °•†erpsi—–chore: ohcrap. °•†erpsi—–chore: my ex asked me on a date. °•†erpsi—–chore: I was totally just using him for sex. ·P3gr0™: the one from las night? °•†erpsi—–chore: yes. ryida: 0.0 ·P3gr0™: hahahaha °•†erpsi—–chore: and the night before. ryida: i like using guys for sex ryida: its funny "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: God.. females are so pathetic. «¢µ®§îv€»: I'd slap you in the face if you used me for sex. ryida: cuz they want a relationship...but i don't ryida: its odd «¢µ®§îv€»: Haha. °•†erpsi—–chore: Yes. °•†erpsi—–chore: They are. The Captain Was Here.: Some guys can be just as pathetic. «¢µ®§îv€»: True. "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You're not too much better than she is. ryida: i have yet to meet a guy that just want sexc from me ·P3gr0™: -snort- The Captain Was Here.: I know ]: ryida: lol ---------- (Note: I'd probably go to Hell for not logging this) $ASHLEY$: vinny vinny: hey cool dude: room vinny: yo $ASHLEY$: hey $ASHLEY$: vinny vinny: yo vinny: whats in the bowl bitch $ASHLEY$: can i suck your dick "· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ... vinny: sure $ASHLEY$: where $ASHLEY$: lock 3 vinny: ok ---------- (Note: If you can read this and not feel the slightest bit annoyed, go have your fucking head checked) ONEDREAMATATYME: i have to go to the doctors at 8 in the monring tomorrow!!!! ONEDREAMATATYME: rrrr Kenji The Action: to get your cooch checked out? :[ ONEDREAMATATYME: yes hehe ONEDREAMATATYME: n shes gonna feel my boobies to make sure i dont have cancer ONEDREAMATATYME: thats gonna be weird, iv never had them do that Kenji The Action: Kenji The Action: wow, you're probably going to go in for a second appointment... ONEDREAMATATYME: i might have to actually..i have to show her someything ONEDREAMATATYME: but i cant wait till thurs! i get to put the blonde back in my hair!!! arent you excited Kenji The Action: i don't want to hear about you dying your carpet.. ONEDREAMATATYME: carpet! what carpet? ONEDREAMATATYME: the dye does get on the carpet n it bleeches it n shit then my dad gets pissed n yells at me ONEDREAMATATYME: and omg i felt so bad my mom just got new carpet downstairs in the living room and it was only like 2 weeks old n she loves it and i dyed my hair n druipped dark brown on it =( and she cried and i felt SOOOO BAD ONEDREAMATATYME: it wont come out and i ruined their new couch and got nailpolish remover on it =( ---------- §ñîÐè: Everything is a joke to you. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: no. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: D= §ñîÐè: Your girlfriend is at least a little smarter than you. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: o.o ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: i don't have a girlfriend. §ñîÐè: STOP LYING TO ME ALL THE TIME §ñîÐè: I SAW YOU TO MAKEOUT ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: i'm not lying Kenji The Action: REVOLUTION §ñîÐè: TWO&@#U ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: we never madeout. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: jeez. §ñîÐè: okay. Kenji The Action: I made out with my sock. §ñîÐè: eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: fantasizing forte -___- Kenji The Action: Fantasizing with my sock. §ñîÐè: I don't fantasize about fat asses. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: x.x ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: interesting. §ñîÐè: Fat ass.. nasty bulldykes making kissy face with each other's pussies. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: ... §ñîÐè: YOU MAKE ME SAD ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: that made me sick. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: you typed that §ñîÐè: Only because I said "pussies" ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: thus, you make me sick. §ñîÐè: You pervert. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: -_- §ñîÐè: so? §ñîÐè: What does she taste like? ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: o.o §ñîÐè: Urine or strarberries ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: i wouldn't know. Kenji The Action: I'm gonna blow. §ñîÐè: LIKE Kenji The Action: STARBERRIES! §ñîÐè: WHAT TYPE OF DOUCHE §ñîÐè: DO YOU TASTE WHEN YOU DRIVE YOUR TONGUE INTO HER CROTCH HOLE? Kenji The Action: OMFG Kenji The Action: My face is burning. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: o.o §ñîÐè: EH? §ñîÐè: ANSWER Kenji The Action: TEHE ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: answer... Kenji The Action: My bowels are playing trumpet! ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: o.o; Kenji The Action: Revolution : Kenji The Action: [[[ §ñîÐè: ? §ñîÐè: Answer me, asshole. ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: who are you referring to? §ñîÐè: What does her sweet, dripping pussy taste like against your mouth? Kenji The Action: LOL ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: O_O Kenji The Action: STOP IT Kenji The Action: PLEASE ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: i wouldn't know. loser. Kenji The Action: I was about to eat... §ñîÐè: mmm §ñîÐè: Do you like, put your mouth all the way over it and blow into it? Kenji The Action: PERVERTED SEX FORUMS ARE FOR YOU. Kenji The Action: I do when I'm blowing up my GF :[ §ñîÐè: !LOL ×îñ · ¥øú® · \/\/å/‹ë——«: ...wow Kenji The Action: I'm serious. Kenji The Action: For seriouslies. §ñîÐè: I cut my own clitoris off. Kenji The Action: Mute. Kenji The Action: LOL Kenji The Action: MAKE IT STOP Kenji The Action: BLUT! Kenji The Action: MEIN BLUT! ---------- claire(bi): fuck u, u stupid fucking twat sort ur fucking act out i aint dun fuck all to u so.....FUCK OFF! ---------- <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> from now on <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> i'm only having sex with women who are <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> either <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> pregnant <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> fixed o....o <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> or sterile <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Dead or unconcious. hahaha. mmm sex. wow. <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> mm this afternoon. i was so horny. <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> you had sex lmfaoo. <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> w/o me no. i was so horny. <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> oh like. michelle was talking about. her having sex with his guy named kyle. i guess he was like really.. big and. ew who gives a shit about size. she was sore. lmfao lmfao:| <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... <•†rágèdy·šúrvìvál• [Jåçk]> hm > mind your own business? ty well i'm just saying? anyway. here kity kity but yeah. ---------- (Note: It came out of nowhere...) my uncles sexy loser ---------- §ñîÐè: Andrew thinks there's a 16 year expiration date on pussy †+.Ç°®vܧ Ç°®ªX.+†: i've had sex with a girl older than sixteen, so ha ha nice try. that guy from bel-air: hehe! sack crack: ugh. ---------- (Note: It really makes a person want to kill) sup AMI hay hottie rae i hope that if i die from an std it's one you gave to me isnt that romantic yes very i hope i die from having a sexually induced heart attack caused by your tongue on my clitoris hell yeah ---------- A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?” ---------- (Nar) how do 14 year olds develope such nice tits? ---------- (Nar) * hitler has joined #massassi <08hitler> die jews * hitler was kicked by Ishi (Ishi) ---------- (Nar) <08soulrebel> stfu you butt fucking sonofa bitch I'll kick you in the nuttssss <08YoHoHoAndABottleOfRum> that turns me on soul tell me more ---------- (Nar) <08ORJ_Pyro> lol my first grade taught me to spit on the english language <08ORJ_Pyro> my english has gotten gooder and gooder ---------- (Note: I bet it is) devo, i need your advice, i've got this bet Sup Arctic whats good and i need to win what is it arctic i have to pick up or atleast get the nnumber of 1 straight guy in a striaght bar lol.. so. basically i have to dress up in drag. Thats easy as hell dude ---------- (Note: Derka derka) <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> i love cheese <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> cheeeeeeese <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I love dead niggers. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> why? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Because you steal my shit. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> oh so you play gta then? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> No. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> but i aint nigger? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> O_O <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Dark skin = nigger mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmz i frootloops arabians only <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> lol <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> :tha day jacob kills a nigger <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> is when i have a kid <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> =) <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I wouldn't touch one of you.. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> lol <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Why is that funny <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> then where do you see dead niggers? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you wouldnt kill ? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> When did I claim I see dead niggers..? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you said you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Yeah? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Good job! <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> yea....so <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> SO? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> so.... where do you see dead niggers? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I just asked you when I said that I see them <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> because I never said that <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> You're retarded. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you said you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> STOP REPEATING THAT, THANKS <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I'm gonna go eat. <;/;vålû®ë± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s. ®> who doesnt?.. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> k you do dat ---------- (Nar) * SM_Adjudicator was kicked by SNS_Nancy (acting like a dumbass) * SM_Adjudicator has joined #nar * ChanServ sets mode: +v SM_Adjudicator Fuck you. Go eat a tree. i'd hate to ban you adj because i wouldnt want to be the cause for your suicide ---------- (Nar) hey, the caps lock makes ur letters capitalized!! ---------- (Nar) plz dont use tha lards name in vane ---------- (Nar) Emperor Palpatine was always trying to compensate for his poor performance in bed I mean, two giant balls and a extra long ship? ---------- (Nar) wodz :\ that internet iq test is a lie that's because the questions are designed for 7 year olds it said i had an iq of 74 ---------- (Nar) wodz r u copyrite? no, neo is or no? ooooo he "died" which on the internet means his text ceased to be typed in the real world it means mcdonalds hired him ---------- (7:39:23 PM) *** ~I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS~ has joined the room. (7:39:35 PM) <~juicy bootty~> hey i love BS too ---------- SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) IWormSasserB: Kenjitheaction SmarterChild: You told me that already, Jake. ---------- (Note: This is a female friend of mine, who before this conversation, messaged me with "wasup" while I was idle. View what happened when I responded) IWormSasserB: wasup? girl: are you asking me or questioning me asking you wussup? girl: questioning girl: it's my way of asking whats going on homie IWormSasserB: who? girl: you IWormSasserB: i was in the shower, noob girl: wow, i bet nobody ever said that to you IWormSasserB: that they're in the shower? IWormSasserB: i'm very wet girl: my face is wet, WITH TEARS IWormSasserB: ? girl: >:o IWormSasserB: why? girl: sometimes, i wish i knew everything IWormSasserB: what? IWormSasserB: why are you crying>? girl: i dont want to say because, i dont want to get insulted of who i am or build a negative aspect of my b/f IWormSasserB: ugh girl: but, im good enough to talk girl: it isnt that type of shut the world out depression IWormSasserB: you and your "bf" have a lot of problems girl: yeah, new relationships usually do IWormSasserB: new? girl: shit happens girl: starting out with someone new IWormSasserB: how long have you been with orlando again? girl: i meant, with new people IWormSasserB: you and orlando just broke up.. girl: i wish not for you to analyze me please girl: i just want to have a normal conversation IWormSasserB: i didn't know you were like that :P girl: like what? IWormSasserB: jump from one guy to the next.. girl: what are you talking about IWormSasserB: you said someone new girl: are you retarded IWormSasserB: ... girl: im talking about new relationships IWormSasserB: that is exactly what the fuck i just said girl: each person you get with is new girl: right? girl: not all of them are happy happy joy joy IWormSasserB: uh, yeah. IWormSasserB: like i just said IWormSasserB: wtf.. girl: you're telling me im with someone new girl: be for real IWormSasserB: because you're saying you are? girl: no, i'm not girl: no girl: you didnt understand what i said girl: now, can we please not discuss me and my personal life? IWormSasserB: then don't bring it up? girl: as much as you'd love to crush it girl: leave it girl: i told you i didnt want to discuss it further girl: then you go again girl: :-\?? girl: this would help if i had a million people on my list --------- (6:15:28 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Either way, you're pretty fucked :\ (6:15:30 PM) <×[Jade]×> it doesnt matter which 1 i am (6:15:42 PM) <×[Jade]×> neither one of us were black (6:15:44 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> On the one hand, you're a chubby cheeked whore, tongue out like she's ready to suck a large bull dick (6:15:56 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> On the other hand, your face is masculine and your glasses are too big. (6:16:14 PM) <×[Jade]×> haha im not wearing the glasses retard ---------- sup leela HEY! nm did u miss me oh hell yeah right right just seeing u makes me gettin an orgy haha pimp ---------- (Note: Wouldn't that be great!? This topic was in response to a homosexual pleading for a homosexual character on Star Trek) Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2002 10:09:08 From: peter < buggies2000@hotmail.com > Subject: No Subject Message Body: Homosexuality is a metaphysical abnormality caused by hormone and X - Y chromosome imbalance, this will be genetically engineered out, pre-birth, in the very near future, the only people who will have sexual deviances will be those who are just that and all sexual deviants will be just that and there will no difference between a man who loves a other man and a man who loves 10 year old children, both are abnormalities. How about a paedophile on Star trek, I don't think so! Homosexuality is an abnormality, not a natural / normal trait and as soon as it's seen as such the better and those who want it can get help to return to the 'normal world' can do so without the pressure from 'psychologically damaged' individuals and groups who see themselves as 'normal'. you are not, nor ever will be accepted as such. ---------- (Note: I think it's now safe to assume that faggots are as dumb as women. Yes, even dykes) The Real James enters the room. The Real James: damn the staff here are all biggots i am Noise Champion.: LOL! The Real James: its true "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: He was laughing at your picture The Real James: why? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Because you look retarded in it? The Real James: i dont care The Real James: your just jealous "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: of..? The Real James: my sex hair "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ROTFL "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Please, son The Real James: lol "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: My hair is a thousand times better than that The Real James: lol sure The Real James: well "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I said you look retarded. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I doubt I'd be jealous of that The Real James: you can have your nice looking hair The Real James: ill take sex over good looking hair anyday "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I bet you would, lowlife. The Real James: right... The Real James: i dont have an IQ of 3 at least "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Nobody accused you of such. The Real James: never said anyone did The Real James: i said at least i dont "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Judging by the response time, and the fact nobody accused you of that, your IQ based on that occurance is actually around 25 :p The Real James: my point proven The Real James: at least i get laid "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And I don't? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Having sex with men isn't really sex. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Anal sex does not = actual sex The Real James: it is "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Anal sex=fecal sex The Real James: and it does "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: A fetish The Real James: no The Real James: its sex "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Yes. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, it isn't The Real James: see "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Sex is between two sexual organs. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: An asshole is not a sex organ The Real James: says you "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Uh, no "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Says reality >_> The Real James: and i give a frootloops what you think? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: It's not what I think... "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The anus is not a sex organ. The Real James: right The Real James: you keep thinking that "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ... The Real James: tell that to the man hanging on my shoulder in this picture... The Real James: well you cant now The Real James: but if you would have he would have told you differently "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I really wouldn't want to talk to either of you losers. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: it doesn't matter what he'd tell me. The Real James: -sighs- "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You can deny it all you want The Real James: Biggots "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Your asshole is not now, or ever going to be a sexual organ The Real James: biggots The Real James: its so immature "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: and scat is not ever going to be anything but a fetish "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, immature is accusing anybody who disagrees with you as being a biggot The Real James: right "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: That is a sad copout The Real James: wake up "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, YOU wake up The Real James: nice come back "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The world is not going to just flip a coin and accept you. The Real James: i dont care if they do "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You cannot go around being so childish as to think everyone is going to accept your false beliefs, and if they don't, they're wrong The Real James: listen to your frootloopsing self The Real James: take your own damn advice "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: If you didn't care, you wouldn't call everyone who dislikes you a biggot "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I've seen you before The Real James: right "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Any argument you get in, you automatically call the person a biggot "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Even if it's not even about your sexual preference.. The Real James: um... The Real James: actually "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: you just flat out blame people for hating your sex issues :P The Real James: i havent used the word biggot in quite a while "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: That's like a black person thinking everyone is racist. The Real James: if theres one thing i hate its liars "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You used it five times since you entered. °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: oh god "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The first thing you said when you got in here 10 minutes ago was "the owners are biggots" "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And there are no owners here. The Real James: yeah you lied The Real James: you said that you've seen me before The Real James: saying it "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And? The Real James: well you havent "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Yes, I have The Real James: odont lie "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I've seen that picture of you holding your shirt up before. The Real James: its unbecoming "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I know who you are. The Real James: and immature The Real James: grow up "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I think putting your penis in a shitty asshole is unbecoming :P "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Ugh i am Noise Champion.: LOL > The Real James: your everywhere i go The Real James: -kisses and ugs- The Real James: hugs i am Noise Champion.: wtf "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ... i am Noise Champion.: >.> dub im male The Real James: so i am Noise Champion.: and you look like a freak The Real James: no The Real James: i just look gay i am Noise Champion.: yes The Real James: which i am The Real James: so thank you i am Noise Champion.: no, you look weird man, you got an 18 pack and a face like a pussy. i am Noise Champion.: ;( The Real James: count... The Real James: its an 8 Dim.: i think its the picture i am Noise Champion.: >.> Dim.: like maybe if you looked normal/ Dim.: it would look not sexual The Real James: there... The Real James: better? Dim.: is that you? Dim.: yes. The Real James: yes °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: you get criticized no matter how you look Dim.: where are you from The Real James: Colorado Dim.: i bet you arent from where i am from, okay. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Stag and dim will take up for you just for exposing your body. i am Noise Champion.: loool Dim.: what? °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: what are you talking about now forte Dim.: i have no idea Dim.: something about exposing yourself.. i am Noise Champion.: yeah kick his ass 4tay °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: i dont give a damn about pictures, i just know that anyone who shows one is automatically criticized "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Stag=muted i am Noise Champion.: lool The Real James: -alright forte The Real James: ill just graop you from behind i am Noise Champion.: that dubs pics are obviously fake anyway °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: geo: lol "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Grow up. The Real James: right The Real James: im fake i am Noise Champion.: tam: i get mad if you eat my food. i am Noise Champion.: MMMMMMMMZ The Real James: some people are just stupid i am Noise Champion.: juz lyke u "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You're not exactly the brightest cock in an ass. The Real James: mmmhmmm i am Noise Champion.: dub that dub has pics from another dub. Dim.: who's on me >=-0 The Real James has left the room. i am Noise Champion.: of* Dim.: who was that. ---------- (Note: Okay) i dunno if id kiss a monkey i would kiss a chimp a clean one chimps r dangerous lol ya the younger ones are cute ---------- (Note: She says she's not gay...) Leia [1:14:30 AM] *blowjobin jesi now* Leia [1:14:41 AM] ^brb under jessi's desk doing god know what to her Leia [1:16:40 AM] o0oo Leia [1:16:48 AM] jessi's cum tastes like strawberries Leia [1:16:52 AM] and chocolate! ---------- Bedtime For Democracy: gynos Bedtime For Democracy: i think girls always want girls ; jessi f?ce plz: Twatacologist. Bedtime For Democracy: he he Bedtime For Democracy: i love them Bedtime For Democracy: theyturn me on ---------- ... says: asl? ... says: apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ... says: gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Forte says: o_0 ... says: if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Forte says: LOL ... says: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together. ... says: do you have a band-aid? 'cause i just scraped my knee falling for you. ... says: hi, i'm the new milkman. do you want it in the front or the back? ... says: was your father a thief? 'cause you're black. ... says: okay, i made that up. ... says: LLLLLOL Forte says: lol.. ... says: you must be jamaican, because jamaican me crazy ... says: LLLLLLMFAOOOOoo ... says: ON THE FLOOR - BRB ... says: what time do you have to be back in heaven? ... says: If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. ... says: You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya. ... says: LOL ... says: here's one that would work Forte says: haha ... says: you know, i ain't this tall. i'm just sitting on my wallet ... says: mmmz ... says: You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way ---------- <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> no 26 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Do your gf's know that you're 10 years older than they are? <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> of course <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> lmao <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> jeez ---------- (Note: People have no use for "standards" anymore) C:\JeremyC.exe: i'd fukc the one on the left. ;;nessa_ [:w:]: lol jeremy Izzy: lol i am Noise Champion.: LOOL ;;nessa_ [:w:]: that's me. C:\JeremyC.exe: word i am Noise Champion.: ya i'd tap that too ;;nessa_ [:w:]: haha ---------- I was playing F.E.A.R. and I shit my pants. <°¤¢ª²¤°[welcome.to.jamrock]> why? <°¤¢ª²¤°[welcome.to.jamrock]> wat was so skarry? No, I had diarrhea ---------- <.shyla.> andy u get freakier and freakier names lol its a song v who are you anyways <.shyla.> ur ho um no who are you >;o <.shyla.> ur slut <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> a ho* i dont call women ho's <.shyla.> andy get naked on cam for me its offensive lol < fortay help <.shyla.> i wanna see u shoot a big cumwad at ur cam <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... .. <.shyla.> what like u dont wanna who is she <.shyla.> andy show ur big latino sausage on webcam im not latino <.shyla.> ------ im mexican <.shyla.> ++ ---------- (Note: Girl) bahamallama184: hi IWormSasserB: ? bahamallama184: ?? IWormSasserB: Can I help you? bahamallama184: no?? bahamallama184: who are u? IWormSasserB: Then don't message me... IWormSasserB: What do you mean who am I? You IM'd me. bahamallama184: i din't messeger you crap bahamallama184: ?? etf IWormSasserB: Yes you did.. bahamallama184: wtf bahamallama184: no ididn't? IWormSasserB: yes you did? I wasn't even sitting at my PC when you IM'd me.. bahamallama184: u did it to me bahamallama184: i wan't even on AIM tehn i got on and u asked if u could help me IWormSasserB: bahamallama184: hi IWormSasserB: first text entered bahamallama184: wtf bahamallama184: ?? IWormSasserB: You're an idiot. _________________________________________________ Chapter 2: At this point, I've decided to continue adding to the noIQ log even though Nar is discontinued and I seldomly use Palace and most people from the days this log was popular have excommunicated me. Through the spirit of nostalgia, I will keep this log alive whenever I find something that I feel should be catalogued. After this marker in the log, I will be dating and more clearly documenting each entry. Currently, the date is Tuesday, July 14 - 2009, and I am guessing that the last time this log was officially edited by me, it was late 2006. To clarify any confusion, this new chapter in the noIQ log's life will be entered between the last entry that was entered in 2006 and the definition section that was also last edited in 2006. It will be new, yet between those two sections. Read on. _________________________________________________ Palace entry Date: Tuesday, July 14 - 2009; 12:47 AM (The first entry in the noIQ log in three years) (11:53:46 PM) Moved to >> im lovin' it (11:53:46 PM) Background: nightvilla.gif (11:53:46 PM) Users in this room: BASSLINE; .™, chika., TAMPON QUEEN., taylor_baby, My BlaCk DahLiA, YoungNicole, fruity monsta, Morecht, 2 (11:53:46 PM) You have joined the room. (11:53:49 PM) fruity monsta : asjkl;' i wanna tryyy it now (11:53:52 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : YOURE (11:53:56 PM) YoungNicole : taylorr): (11:53:56 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : SO UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (11:53:56 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : ud prolly ennd up thinking for some reason that the baby daddy wud try to eat the baby (11:54:00 PM) YoungNicole : im waiting (11:54:03 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : what were you doing (11:54:07 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : peeing? (11:54:13 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : hey (11:54:14 PM) YoungNicole : YESSS, (11:54:14 PM) fruity monsta : tq, i know im ugly D; (11:54:17 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : LOL. (11:54:18 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : wheres the pixxx (11:54:18 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : i kno (11:54:24 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : <<<< (11:54:27 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : > (11:54:32 PM) chika. : hiyaaa forteeeee (: (11:54:33 PM) YoungNicole : NENA (11:54:38 PM) YoungNicole : GUESS WHAT D; (11:54:38 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Hi. (11:54:39 PM) Morecht has left the room. (11:54:43 PM) YoungNicole : get a car. (11:54:46 PM) chika. : watchya up tooo? (11:54:56 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : This. We know each other? (11:54:58 PM) 2 has left the room. (11:55:01 PM) Kayluuuhhhh has joined the room. (11:55:02 PM) chika. : nope not in the least. (11:55:08 PM) chika. : unless u have been stalking me. (11:55:10 PM) Kayluuuhhhh has left the room. (11:55:16 PM) chika. : (11:55:36 PM) mdi has joined the room. (11:55:38 PM) mdi has left the room. (11:55:43 PM) chika. : it got really quiet. (11:55:51 PM) mike has joined the room. (11:55:55 PM) fruity monsta : im still waiting for taylors picture (11:55:57 PM) fruity monsta : tbh (11:56:09 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : ikr (11:56:19 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO nigggha (11:56:24 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : HES CUTE (11:56:39 PM) YoungNicole : yah D: (11:56:47 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : uuummmm (11:56:53 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : too much meth (11:56:57 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : lol (11:56:58 PM) YoungNicole : LMFAOLFAMFMAFO (11:56:58 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : LOL (11:56:59 PM) TAMPON QUEEN. : LOLOL (11:57:01 PM) YoungNicole : LLOOLLO (11:57:03 PM) YoungNicole : IM DYING (11:57:14 PM) taylor_baby : ok got it (11:57:22 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : omg (11:57:24 PM) YoungNicole : did you steal it from myspace? [Taylor put up a picture of herself and turned out to be a slutty 16 year old girl.] (11:57:25 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : its tiny (11:57:26 PM) fruity monsta : ya ur ugly (11:57:29 PM) YoungNicole : AND YOU CALL ME (11:57:31 PM) YoungNicole : A WHORE? (11:57:31 PM) taylor_baby : no (11:57:33 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : close up (11:57:34 PM) YoungNicole : WOWOWOW (11:57:35 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Typical teenage girl with a blown up ego. (11:57:39 PM) YoungNicole : GIRL PUT SOME CLOTHES ON 11 YEAR OLD (11:57:40 PM) fruity monsta : LOL (11:57:44 PM) YoungNicole : DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU DRESS LIKE THAT (11:57:45 PM) fruity monsta : AMEN (11:57:48 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : shes look bout 13 (11:57:48 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : My father would say 'All meat, no taters'. (11:57:51 PM) taylor_baby : hell yea (11:57:55 PM) fruity monsta : LOLOL (11:57:57 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : u 13>> (11:58:01 PM) taylor_baby : im 16 years old fyi (11:58:05 PM) YoungNicole : No. (11:58:05 PM) fruity monsta : you dont look it. (11:58:06 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : mean hope ur not 17 (11:58:07 PM) YoungNicole : (11:34:52 PM) taylor_baby : no im 17 lmafo (11:58:13 PM) YoungNicole : you said you were 17 ? (11:58:15 PM) YoungNicole : werid... (11:58:18 PM) chika. : ow wtf my foot is aching likeee a motthhhheerrr fuckkkkerrrr (11:58:19 PM) fruity monsta : stoooop lying girlll (11:58:20 PM) chika. : gfaldfj (11:58:29 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I know why you girls immediately attack people you don't know/like for showing photos. (11:58:46 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : what??? (11:58:46 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Threatened. (11:58:50 PM) fruity monsta : HAHAHAHAHAH (11:58:51 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : ill show a pix (11:58:52 PM) fruity monsta : ROFL (11:58:53 PM) fruity monsta : ROFL (11:58:54 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Denial (11:58:56 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i dont give a fukk (11:58:59 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Yes you do. (11:59:02 PM) fruity monsta : Thats hilarious (11:59:06 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : she says 17 (11:59:08 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : So? (11:59:10 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : shes 17 (11:59:11 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Why the fuck do you care? (11:59:13 PM) fruity monsta : I simply tell the truthh (11:59:17 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i never said any thing bad (11:59:19 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I'm 23 (11:59:24 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : if I say I'm 15, are you going to get worked up? (11:59:25 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : just that she looks 13 (11:59:31 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You need better shit to worry about. (11:59:32 PM) chika. : im 3 secretly. (11:59:33 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Christ. (11:59:33 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : im not!!! (11:59:41 PM) fruity monsta : Lol 3, mentally. (11:59:42 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i just simply said... (11:59:43 PM) fruity monsta : JKJK (11:59:45 PM) chika. : lmfao (11:59:50 PM) YoungNicole : taylor (11:59:50 PM) My BlaCk DahLiA : uuuggggh (11:59:50 PM) chika. : (11:59:52 PM) YoungNicole : take that off. (11:59:56 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You're the devolved genetic garbage that comes from dopehead parents that let their kids use myspace and mtv as a thinking tool. (12:00:01 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : shes the one flipping about it<<< (12:00:07 AM) fruity monsta : LOL (12:00:16 AM) fruity monsta : And youre the one making assumptions. (12:00:18 AM) YoungNicole : >> (12:00:23 AM) YoungNicole : why are you talking ? (12:00:26 AM) fruity monsta : LOL (12:00:29 AM) taylor_baby : stfup and fyi i look better than u (12:00:31 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : It was not an assumption but a general idealization of your behavior. (12:00:36 AM) YoungNicole : OKAY DAD> (12:00:38 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Don't get cocky^ (12:00:39 AM) YoungNicole : THANXS DAD (12:00:41 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You have no breasts and you're 16 (12:00:45 AM) fruity monsta : ROFL (12:00:46 AM) YoungNicole : LFMAOFLAFMALAFO (12:00:48 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : im not all that but hold on!!!!!!!! (12:00:49 AM) fruity monsta : LOLOL (12:00:50 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You better hope you have a huge growth spert in the next 2 years. (12:00:50 AM) chika. : lmfao (12:00:55 AM) YoungNicole : ROFLROFLROFLFMAOO (12:00:57 AM) YoungNicole : AMEN ! (12:00:59 AM) YoungNicole : AHAHHA (12:01:03 AM) chika. : ahaha (12:01:06 AM) YoungNicole : < [Here, a girl who actually lights her photos to make her look heavier put a picture of herself up.] (12:01:09 AM) fruity monsta : <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>> (12:01:45 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i got it off my phone (12:01:55 AM) fruity monsta : i love taking pictures on my phone (12:01:55 AM) fruity monsta : haha (12:01:58 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : im only 5 foot (12:02:01 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Most girls do. (12:02:16 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : ooo heres a funny one i look pink (12:02:28 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : haha (12:02:34 AM) fruity monsta : lol you look a tad sunburnt (12:02:56 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : bad thing is im like a tan color kind of orange (12:02:57 AM) We are currently looking for 4-5 outstanding new staff members. Think you have what it takes? Say wizapp to find out. (12:03:04 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : oo me as a blonde (12:03:14 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : well i only have blonde in the front (12:03:14 AM) chika. has left the room. (12:03:22 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i cudnt be a full on blondie (12:03:42 AM) fruity monsta : youre only 15? (12:03:44 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : wala (12:03:49 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : yuppers (12:03:57 AM) fruity monsta : you look older than thatt (12:04:08 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : some pixs i do and some i dont (12:04:13 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Jeez how long have you guys been dating? (12:04:15 AM) lestat has joined the room. (12:04:18 AM) fruity monsta : Thats the same thing as me (12:04:26 AM) YoungNicole : your so cute< (12:04:29 AM) fruity monsta : >Say what? (12:04:39 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You're only halfway up her ass right now is all I'm saying. (12:04:46 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : alot of people tho do think im oldder idk why im short as shit (12:04:51 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : why u so mean (12:04:54 AM) fruity monsta : Honestly, noone asked for your opinion (12:04:59 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Oh my mistake (12:05:02 AM) fruity monsta : Yeah (12:05:05 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I was under the impression that this was a general chat. (12:05:24 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : (12:06:33 AM) christina(L) has left the room. (12:06:43 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : ?? (12:06:44 AM) taylor_baby : at least i anit no preppy wanna be hott slut like u (12:06:54 AM) lestat : lol wtf is happening (12:06:54 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You're insulting her because you think she's hot? (12:06:58 AM) fruity monsta : LOL (12:07:00 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : theyve been arguing thoo (12:07:02 AM) fruity monsta : Thats a new one. (12:07:04 AM) taylor_baby : hell no (12:07:05 AM) sMo|<ÌÑ9 \/\/33[) has joined the room. (12:07:05 AM) YoungNicole : LOL (12:07:07 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Everything you just typed was an example of pure stupidity. (12:07:15 AM) lestat : tbh both of you are ugly (12:07:17 AM) taylor_baby : oh it is huhh (12:07:29 AM) TAMPON QUEEN. : EW (12:07:30 AM) TAMPON QUEEN. : LOOOOOOOOOOL (12:07:31 AM) sMo|<ÌÑ9 \/\/33[) has left the room. (12:07:32 AM) TAMPON QUEEN. : > (12:07:36 AM) taylor_baby : have u look in they mirrow lestat (12:07:36 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You speak like someone who survived a car accident and retains some kind of handicap from it. (12:07:37 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : no matter what they sayyy (12:07:40 AM) lestat : hahahah (12:07:46 AM) lestat : taylor go lose a few pounds (12:07:49 AM) lestat : god knows you need it (12:07:53 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : words cant bring me down (12:07:53 AM) taylor_baby : with ur ugly emo as (12:07:55 AM) YoungNicole : LMFAO (12:07:58 AM) fruity monsta : lol i love this night (12:08:01 AM) lestat : im not emo at all (12:08:03 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : thats mean (12:08:05 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Don't upset her, she might puke up a half-conceived remark. (12:08:05 AM) taylor_baby : how old r u (12:08:05 AM) lestat : ill sho u sum emo (12:08:09 AM) taylor_baby : 14 (12:08:10 AM) lestat : big dead animal on my head (12:08:11 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : leave that girl alone (12:08:13 AM) YoungNicole : your 11 sweetie shut up > (12:08:25 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : She kind of asks for it (12:08:34 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : if she is u relize how much u cud be making her feel (12:08:41 AM) lestat : LOL (12:08:41 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : how upset... (12:08:45 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : if shes 11 (12:08:49 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : think about it (12:08:50 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : She's not 11 (12:08:54 AM) YoungNicole : she said she was 17 then 16 (12:08:54 AM) lestat : she looks around 16 (12:09:01 AM) YoungNicole : she's ovb lieing. (12:09:05 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : X) (12:09:06 AM) taylor_baby : im turning 17 u dumbas (12:09:09 AM) taylor_baby : s (12:09:11 AM) YoungNicole : yeah okay. (12:09:12 AM) YoungNicole : what year ? (12:09:18 AM) lestat : forte (12:09:21 AM) lestat : how old are you (12:09:23 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Uh (12:09:24 AM) YoungNicole : yeah get your calaculate out (12:09:26 AM) lestat : just out of curiousness (12:09:27 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : 23 (12:09:29 AM) lestat : oh (12:09:29 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : haha (12:09:35 AM) lestat : i remember when you worked here (12:09:39 AM) lestat : it is a pity you didnt buy avp (12:09:44 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I still want to. (12:09:45 AM) taylor_baby : 1992 is they year i was born in (12:09:52 AM) lestat : joe wont sell? (12:09:56 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : i was 1993 (12:09:56 AM) YoungNicole : why did it take oyu so long to reply ? (12:09:56 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : he raises the price (12:10:01 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : It's over 3k right now (12:10:03 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : im 15 (12:10:04 AM) lestat : lol wtf? (12:10:12 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : u must of just tured 16 (12:10:17 AM) lestat : 3 grand for something that has 236 people on it? (12:10:18 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : turned** (12:10:19 AM) lestat : 235* (12:10:24 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : He's broke (12:10:28 AM) lestat : fuck if i care (12:10:32 AM) YoungNicole : are you trying to buy ap ? (12:10:33 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I am not sure if he still makes staff pay or not (12:10:37 AM) lestat : go get your fat ass off the chair (12:10:40 AM) taylor_baby : umm well if its any of ur bussens ill tell i have some stuff on my mind (12:10:40 AM) lestat : he does (12:10:48 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Taylor! (12:10:48 AM) YoungNicole : or are you trying to buy palace? (12:10:48 AM) lestat : he rehired anna just for the money (12:10:49 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : wth?? (12:10:50 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Shut UP (12:11:04 AM) lestat : nananan (12:11:06 AM) lestat : naaaanana (12:11:06 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : ^brb (12:11:07 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Everything you type is a bitch to read (12:11:10 AM) lestat : say it aint sooooooahoahoa (12:11:13 AM) YoungNicole : AMEN BROTHER (12:11:15 AM) lestat : your drug is a heartbreakaaaa (12:11:28 AM) YoungNicole : OH GOD (12:11:31 AM) YoungNicole : NO. (12:11:32 AM) lestat : you try 2 hard (12:11:33 AM) lestat : tbh (12:11:38 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I know why she does it. (12:11:42 AM) lestat : why (12:11:45 AM) YoungNicole : Taylor ): (12:11:53 AM) YoungNicole : goto bed now. (12:12:07 AM) YoungNicole : isn't it past your curfew (12:12:10 AM) taylor_baby : fuck u u sone of a betch (12:12:14 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : She's young and naive, and thinks that the only acceptance she will ever find as easy as that is to throw her pseudo-sexuality around like it's a commodity. (12:12:14 AM) fruity monsta : .... (12:12:15 AM) lestat : sone (12:12:15 AM) lestat : lol (12:12:35 AM) lestat : tbh, sexual appeal is one of all womens great goals (12:12:41 AM) sMo|<ÌÑ9 \/\/33[) has joined the room. (12:12:42 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : It's a copout. (12:12:45 AM) lestat : surei s (12:12:46 AM) sMo|<ÌÑ9 \/\/33[) has left the room. (12:12:46 AM) lestat : is (12:12:48 AM) lestat : better y et (12:12:49 AM) lestat : yet (12:12:51 AM) lestat : sheesh (12:13:24 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Taylor has yet to learn that real men don't want to see or be with an unexperienced cunt that couldn't work the shaft to save her life. (12:13:30 AM) fruity monsta : LOL (12:13:44 AM) øh.jénna× has joined the room. (12:13:47 AM) cat nips. has joined the room. (12:13:47 AM) YoungNicole : LMFAOLFMAO (12:13:47 AM) øh.jénna× has left the room. (12:13:49 AM) YoungNicole : LOLOL!!! (12:13:53 AM) cat nips. has left the room. (12:13:54 AM) lestat : well you never know (12:13:56 AM) YoungNicole : IM LOLING IN REAL LIFE (12:13:57 AM) lestat : some guys are into training (12:14:07 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Practice girl (12:14:11 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : like Meg from Family Guy (12:14:19 AM) lestat : on her diffence i dont think every girl should know how to suck a dick and take it (12:14:22 AM) taylor_baby has signed off. (12:14:39 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : That would be the case if she didn't want to be taken like a common slut. (12:14:44 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : She's one of those girls that likes it. (12:14:44 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : all of u mmmmm so mean yal made her leave lmao (12:14:49 AM) lestat : women think it is sexy (12:14:55 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Class is what I find appealing (12:14:56 AM) lestat : to wear shirts that show their tits and bellybuttons (12:15:05 AM) lestat : and shorts that look like panties (12:15:10 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : okay done with showing my face (12:15:12 AM) lestat : it is disgusting imo [Dahlia changes to a Final Fantasy style sprite avatar.] (12:15:31 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You look really rpg there^ (12:15:44 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : rpg?? (12:15:52 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : sorry dont know much lengo (12:15:57 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : God... (12:16:00 AM) lestat : hahaha (12:16:08 AM) My BlaCk DahLiA : um okay than ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date Tuesday, July 14 - 2009; 1:49 AM (1:47:00 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Hey Anna (1:47:02 AM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : what (1:47:04 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : What's that word that starts with an N.. (1:47:12 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : and it's used to describe people of certain stature.. (1:47:21 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : lotta people don't like it... (1:47:22 AM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : noob? (1:47:24 AM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Yeah that one (1:47:30 AM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : lol ---------------------------------------------------- (Note: Aldis/Anna is a staff member on The Palace and she is infamously known for using flirting to win brownie points with male users. Social benefits, the ability to abuse her staff powers, you name it. Here, you can see this as Sunshadow, an open fan of Yhugi-oh, takes up for her ridiculous behavior after he makes the room understand that he has a deep-seeded problem with incest.) Palace entry Date Tuesday, July 14 - 2009; 6:24 PM (5:44:39 PM) incest princess has changed their name to: new name... (5:44:44 PM) La douleur exquise : this bitch seriously needs help (5:45:15 PM) new name... : (3:44:39 PM) * Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : Change you name or leave (5:45:22 PM) new name... : LOL (5:45:23 PM) This room is owned by Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ (5:45:31 PM) new name... has changed their name to: lestat (5:45:33 PM) lestat : thats depressing (5:45:44 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : His feelings are hurt. (5:45:45 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : well that name technically isn't allowed period. (5:45:50 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Yeah right. (5:45:53 PM) lestat : yeah (5:45:56 PM) lestat : how is it offending anyone (5:46:00 PM) lestat : so what if i like incest (5:46:01 PM) La douleur exquise : i never even payed attention to your name till you said something rofl (5:46:03 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I saw cliche let a bunch of guys debate the N word with cog earlier and she left without doing anything. (5:46:07 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : That should be the least of your worries (5:46:08 PM) //jnl. 1989 has signed off. (5:46:13 PM) lestat : honest to god (5:46:13 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : that's her lol (5:46:18 PM) lestat : then whats up your ass (5:46:18 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Rules is rules (5:46:26 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : ^ (5:46:27 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Something is either okay all of the time or never (5:46:29 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : Doesn't matter if you like incest, just don't express that liking with your screen name. (5:46:35 PM) lestat : why (5:46:43 PM) lestat : you arent even a wiz why are you in this (5:46:48 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : it's his room. (5:46:51 PM) lestat : lol ok (5:46:55 PM) lestat : so because its his room (5:47:00 PM) lestat : he can be all ''I DONT LIKE UR NAME'' (5:47:04 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Unfortunately (5:47:06 PM) lestat : ''BECAUSE I AM BOSS K SRY BYE'' (5:47:11 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : he can lol (5:47:14 PM) lestat : i dont like his name (5:47:18 PM) ¢|¤v뮶_ªñÐ : lol (5:47:21 PM) lestat : tbh (5:47:27 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : okay (5:47:30 PM) ¢|¤v뮶_ªñÐ : this is gettin interestin (5:47:30 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : good to know (5:47:32 PM) lestat : thx (5:47:35 PM) lestat : i dont like yours either (5:47:45 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : I'll take your position into consideration Lestat (5:47:46 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : ask me if i care. (5:47:50 PM) lestat : no ty (5:47:54 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You should be careful. (5:47:54 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : (5:47:54 PM) lestat : lol ok sunshadow (5:47:56 PM) La douleur exquise : i cant have whre in my name so no one can have anything (5:47:56 PM) Ñ¡ñjá¡X[<3] has joined the room. (5:47:58 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : he might use dark magician on you. (5:48:03 PM) lestat : o gawd (5:48:09 PM) lestat : better put my protection up (5:48:35 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : The incompetnce of these ppl amuses me Anna lol (5:48:42 PM) Ñ¡ñjá¡X[<3] has left the room. (5:48:43 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : *shrugs* (5:48:43 PM) lestat : yet you cant even spell the word (5:48:45 PM) lestat : lmfao (5:48:52 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Pretending to be amused when you're not is an outdated tactic. (5:48:57 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I think AOL overused it. (5:49:05 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : Actually I am amused. (5:49:11 PM) La douleur exquise : who the hell uses AOL anymore? (5:49:15 PM) lestat : exactly (5:49:16 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Then you have the mental capacity of a toddler. (5:49:20 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Nothing in here should amuse an adult. (5:49:21 PM) lestat : loln (5:49:23 PM) ¢|¤v뮶_ªñÐ : damn (5:49:25 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : OH NOSE (5:49:31 PM) ¢|¤v뮶_ªñÐ : that lady on aol commercials (5:49:31 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : Lol. (5:49:33 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : I'M NOT AMUSED CAUSE I'M SO ADULT (5:49:34 PM) ¢|¤v뮶_ªñÐ : was super fine (5:49:37 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : *big frown* (5:49:38 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : )anna (5:49:38 PM) * Requesting: anna [The soundfile anna.mp3 is a voice recording Anna made of herself saying 'Daah my name's Anna and I like bananas. K thanks bye'.] (5:49:45 PM) lestat : )anna.mp3 (5:49:51 PM) lestat : hahahahaha (5:49:51 PM) La douleur exquise : alrighty im goin to lishy and roses room (5:49:55 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : cause i so love bananas (5:49:55 PM) La douleur exquise has left the room. (5:50:02 PM) lestat : do you have something in your mouth (5:50:02 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : *big frown* (5:50:07 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : you aren't helping yourself by saying that like a doofus. (5:50:13 PM) lestat : true that (5:50:17 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : blame kit (5:50:17 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : lol (5:50:18 PM) lestat : you have no idea how many people make fun of it (5:50:21 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : he had me do it (5:50:27 PM) lestat : of you* (5:50:32 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : i really don't care who does. (5:50:34 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : What do I have to do to get you to put stuff in your mouth for me? (5:50:37 PM) lestat : you should (5:50:48 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : but i don't lol (5:50:50 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I can make it 'snow', so to speak. (5:50:54 PM) lestat : yeah but you should [Notice the stupidity in the sentence Sunshadow types below and then recall it when he calls me unarmed.] (5:50:56 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : Let's start with the face lestat was complianing about how a chat room is ran, and your using the content of my avatar against me as a fruitless insult because you've got nothing better. (5:50:58 PM) lestat : did your internet bf leave you (5:50:58 PM) lestat : soul (5:50:58 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : why should i (5:50:59 PM) lestat : or whatever (5:51:05 PM) lestat : tldr shadow (5:51:06 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : lol i lived with him. (5:51:10 PM) lestat : so he left you (5:51:13 PM) lestat : whyd he leave you (5:51:14 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : so he technically wasn't my internet bf (5:51:14 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I hope that isn't your defense, Sunshadow. (5:51:17 PM) lestat : yes he was (5:51:20 PM) lestat : you met him off the internet (5:51:29 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : No of course not (5:51:29 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Making an obvious accessment of our social intercourse isn't a defense. (5:51:30 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : lol ok (5:51:33 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I know what I said to you was fruitless. (5:51:33 PM) *€mßꮣøñ* has joined the room. (5:51:44 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : I have better things to do than get into a battle of wits with unarmed people (5:51:48 PM) lestat : lol (5:51:48 PM) lestat : ok (5:51:49 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Well, that's just a lie. (5:51:52 PM) lestat : yet youre asking me to change my name (5:51:55 PM) lestat : and making a big deal out of it (5:51:56 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : what happened between rob and i is his and my business. not anybody elses. (5:52:05 PM) lestat : no one cares anymore tbh v (5:52:08 PM) M®. †Øŧ†¥ has joined the room. (5:52:09 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : It's everyones' business if you let them know of it. (5:52:09 PM) lestat : thats why i stopped talking about it (5:52:13 PM) lestat has left the room. (5:52:13 PM) lestat kicked out by *[aldís.wulfmangler]* (5:52:24 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You kind of broke the rules there. (5:52:25 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : (5:52:29 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : nah (5:52:31 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : No she didn't (5:52:33 PM) < (5:53:00 PM) *€mßꮣøñ* : I'm not naked ty (5:53:00 PM) .Anicr¤w. : /back to idle (5:53:02 PM) Sünshàdôw¹ §|{ : In a member room, what the room owner says goes. (5:53:08 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : I had permission when I did it. (5:53:17 PM) OpenPalace User has joined the room. (5:53:22 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : lol i've already been over this with joe and ryan (5:53:28 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : You mean you've sucked up to them. (5:53:31 PM) OpenPalace User has left the room. (5:53:33 PM) *€mßꮣøñ* : o.o; (5:53:33 PM) *[aldís.wulfmangler]* : nah lol (5:53:42 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· has left the room. (5:53:42 PM) Moved to >> The Kicked Room ------------------------------------------------------ (Note: This guy is Russian and speaks english better than most foreigners on Palace.) Palace entry Date Tuesday, July 14 - 2009; 1:33 PM (1:31:40 PM) ESH : forte isa minister of faggotry fapping departament ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Palace has a tool which allows you to draw using paint. Here, we were playing pictionary.) Palace entry Date: Thursday, July 16 - 2009; 5:54 PM (5:44:24 PM) la mèi : omg (5:44:25 PM) la mèi : i have a thing (5:44:27 PM) la mèi : ^song (5:44:32 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Kinda figured you did (5:44:54 PM) S™ : EW WTF IS THAT (5:44:57 PM) la mèi : its a song (5:44:59 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Nice depiction of a vagina (5:45:05 PM) EeL. has left the room. (5:45:09 PM) S™ : it looks like a sad old man (5:45:09 PM) fibonacci;; : hum (5:45:13 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : ahaha (5:45:15 PM) ; la mèi is Erasing (5:45:25 PM) A. : I'm off (5:45:27 PM) A. has signed off. (5:45:29 PM) S™ : its a chode (5:45:35 PM) fibonacci;; : why does it have a moustache (5:45:39 PM) S™ : lol (5:45:47 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : So it tickles her nose when she gulps it (5:45:49 PM) fibonacci;; : penis hitler moustache (5:45:49 PM) S™ : i liked the first penis better (5:45:49 PM) la mèi : this is an old song (5:45:51 PM) ¾cølléën has joined the room. (5:45:57 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Dick and pussy (5:46:01 PM) S™ : ass and titties (5:46:02 PM) fibonacci;; : some guy asked me once if I like moustache hair tickling my vagina (5:46:05 PM) S™ : as ass and titties (5:46:08 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : o_O (5:46:14 PM) fibonacci;; : I told him he was a retard (5:46:14 PM) S™ : ew (5:46:18 PM) la mèi : who was he (5:46:20 PM) la mèi : your friend (5:46:21 PM) fibonacci;; : I dont know (5:46:23 PM) jennitals. has joined the room. (5:46:24 PM) fibonacci;; : no (5:46:26 PM) S™ : your father? (5:46:28 PM) cat nips. has joined the room. (5:46:29 PM) fibonacci;; : yes (5:46:31 PM) jennitals. has left the room. (5:46:32 PM) S™ : oh shit (5:46:32 PM) la mèi : your uncle (5:46:34 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : rofl (5:46:36 PM) fibonacci;; : my dad said it too but I didnt stop talking to him (5:46:39 PM) cat nips. has left the room. (5:46:41 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Jees (5:46:42 PM) S™ : lol (5:46:45 PM) fibonacci;; : the sex is too good (5:46:46 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : h (5:46:46 PM) la mèi : whats that blue thing< (5:46:47 PM) fibonacci;; : you know (5:46:50 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Water (5:46:52 PM) la mèi : oh (5:46:56 PM) la mèi : why are you carrying water (5:46:56 PM) S™ : get er dun (5:47:01 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Because I am magical (5:47:06 PM) la mèi : ok.. (5:47:13 PM) ¾cølléën has left the room. (5:47:24 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : the same magic that has somehow prevented you from getting killed all these years, despite your out of control retardation (5:47:35 PM) fibonacci;; : ROTFLMFAO (5:47:36 PM) la mèi : im not a retard (5:47:37 PM) S™ has left the room. (5:47:46 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Call it like I see it (5:47:53 PM) la mèi : just because i dont read the newspaper (5:47:56 PM) la mèi : doesnt mean im a retard (5:48:05 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : Crosswords (5:48:11 PM) la mèi : i do crosswords (5:48:14 PM) la mèi : and i use a pen (5:48:15 PM) la mèi : :) ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I only use my Yahoo account for a family friend of mine to contact me and somehow, this person found it and messaged me twice, one on one day and one a couple days later. I don't know this girl but this is what happened.) Yahoo chat log Date: Thursday, September 10 - 2009; 8:27 PM [archive from 9/6/09] Forte (9/6/2009 12:07:28 AM): Hello? Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:07:53 AM): yesss? may i help you . Forte (9/6/2009 12:08:08 AM): I don't know, you added my screen name a couple days ago. Forte (9/6/2009 12:08:16 AM): I'm just trying to figure out if we know each other Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:08:22 AM): i don't belive you . Forte (9/6/2009 12:08:35 AM): You don't believe that you did that? Forte (9/6/2009 12:08:52 AM): Wouldn't you know if you did? Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:08:56 AM): NO . Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:09:20 AM): i don't believe ppl w/ glasses and long hair and chins . Forte (9/6/2009 12:09:32 AM): I'm confused Forte (9/6/2009 12:09:53 AM): I received a request to be added by jen.bby_96 the day before yesterday so... we must know each other or you're a bot account Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:10:58 AM): would a bot say this ?. FAT ASS ! no it wouldn't i dont knw you fucking stanger ass creep dont talk to me again or im calling the law ! Forte (9/6/2009 12:11:27 AM): I can see that you're retarded so I'm just going to delete your name from my list... Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:12:03 AM): do iit bitchhh ; i ain't scared . im calling the law on your ass . Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:13:28 AM): im calling the law here in a minute if you don't stop i feel like im being sexual harassed. Forte (9/6/2009 12:13:28 AM): Are you alright..? Forte (9/6/2009 12:14:03 AM): You're not the Jennifer I knew from The Palace, are you? Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:12 AM): Yes , Yes I am . Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:18 AM): SO SUCK MY BALLS ! Forte (9/6/2009 12:14:20 AM): Why didn't you say that? Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:28 AM): im just on LSD ! Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:41 AM): you look like your melting Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:45 AM): OMG ! Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:14:53 AM): STOP FUCKING POKING MY FACE WITH UR BIG ASS NOSE Forte (9/6/2009 12:15:40 AM): I don't think we know each other, so why did you add me? Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:15:53 AM): Cuz spirit god told me to . Forte (9/6/2009 12:16:45 AM): I'm obviously not going to get a coherent conversation out of you, so I'm going to go. Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:16:53 AM): delete me then . Forte (9/6/2009 12:16:54 AM): Seek help if you're really doing LSD Jennn Ackley (9/6/2009 12:17:33 AM): you wish you could fuck me but u aint got a dick to fuck me . (This is what occured today, four days later. Keep in mind that I do not even know this person nor does she know me, yet claims to and has strange and incorrect conceptions of me) Show Recent Messages (F3) Jennn Ackley: Hey wifey . Forte: ?? Jennn Ackley: shwattt?. Forte: Can I help you? Jennn Ackley: Can i help you . Forte: Who are you? Jennn Ackley: Who are YOU ? Forte: Well, I'm Forte Jennn Ackley: Forte . wth kinda name is tht ? aint that like spanish for girl or something.? Forte: No, it's old english for something beyond your comprehension Forte: You probably can't even pronounce it correctly Jennn Ackley: yeah i can . Jennn Ackley: its pronounced like for-tay . Jennn Ackley: what now biitch . Forte: Like I thought, you can't pronounce it correctly Jennn Ackley: bullshiit . Jennn Ackley: then how you prounounce? Jennn Ackley: pronounce iit *. Forte: There would only be one other possible way Jennn Ackley: what ? Forte: The E is silent, it's not accented Jennn Ackley: So its fort ? . in spanish its prounced for-tay . Forte: The spanish word is a different word Forte: Let me ask you something Forte: How did you get my screen name? Jennn Ackley: well whats iit mean . & i'll tell youuu . Forte: oh Forte: It means to excell Jennn Ackley: excell ? Jennn Ackley: whats tht meannn ?. Forte: To be excellent in all things Forte: Better than you Jennn Ackley: biitch the only thing your better at then me is eating fiive double cheese burgers . Forte: You can eat five cheeseburgers? Jennn Ackley: dumbass . exactly my point . i didn't say i could . i say you could . Forte: No, you said that I'm better than you at it, which implies that you also do it Forte: and dumb ass is two words Forte: dumb ass Forte: I told you what my name means, now tell me how you got my screen name Forte: I could have sworn I took it out of the yahoo directory Jennn Ackley: well aren't we smart . did you learn how to spell tht in fat camp . Forte: You must think me for someone else because I'm not fat Forte: Well? Jennn Ackley: tht picture looks like the spitting image of a whale. Forte: That's my ill fiance Jennn Ackley: wtf ? Forte: Is that you in your picture? (Mid-note: She has a picture of a greasy young girl on her yahoo image. Remember, I've asked once.) Jennn Ackley: no . Forte: Why are you harassing me? Forte: We don't even know each other Jennn Ackley: casue you said you were better then me . & i dont liike ppl tht say there better then ppl. Forte: I didn't say that I was better than you Forte: You asked me for the definition of the old english word 'forte' Jennn Ackley: yes you did . Forte: which means excellence Jennn Ackley: Forte none: To be excellent in all things Forte none: Better than you Forte: The definition you asked me for Forte: Why do you refuse to tell me how you think you know me? Forte: Are you someone obese or deformed I knew from the past that you don't want me to know about? Forte: Perhaps someone I may have struck a nerve with? Jennn Ackley: yes. im an obsese biitch like you. Forte: I weigh 135 pounds Jennn Ackley: and i weigh one hundred. Jennn Ackley: >>> (Mid-Note: She's pointing to the right because she changed her picture from the greasy teenager with the large, shiny forehead to another picture of the exact same girl doing a different myspace pose. First she denied it, then she confirmed it.) Jennn Ackley: as you can see im not fat. Forte: Which, judging by your typing ability which gives the indication that you have sausage fingers, is a lie Forte: The girl in that photograph is so greasy that I can see the reflection on your forehead of the mirror you're myspace-posing infront of with your less than 200 dollar walmart digital camera. Jennn Ackley: ha . okay . i type wayyy faster then you dumbass. Forte: You're typing approximately 40 words per minute Forte: with bad grammar.... Jennn Ackley: your a fucking freak . Jennn Ackley: im thirteen fucking years old . not a genius you dumb prick . Forte: Just tell me how you know me like an adult would have when asked the five or so times I have asked you Jennn Ackley: show a picture of you if you think your so skinny . Jennn Ackley: and better . Forte: Oh I see what you're doing now Forte: Are you really thirteen? Jennn Ackley: yeah .? Forte: That explains this Jennn Ackley: show me a picture of you . Forte: You are one of over 300 million generic, young, bland, copycat, non-original, mindless young girls who uses her would-be sexuality to gain some foothold in the world because you lack any talent otherwise. Forte: But I don't have a self-obsession, and I do not therefor own a digital camera Forte: I also don't have a myspace Forte: So the next time you go rummaging through the Yahoo directory looking for guys to flirt with, try to remember that you are supposed to have some self-esteem Forte: and you do not get that by selling yourself Jennn Ackley: did you just say i was hottt ?. Forte: No, I said you are brainless and think the only way to get ahead in this world is to sell your image Forte: There's a four letter word for what you will become one day Forte: Your mother probably was one Jennn Ackley: im not selling myself you DUMB FUCK . i got you offa my friends list . i got a new yahoo id dumbass . & she sent me her list b'ca my old one i forgot the password . DUMB FUCK . Forte: I'm the dumb fuck but it took you 15 minutes to answer me that question? Jennn Ackley: you called my mom a whore . Forte: Go lick another lollypop to try to make yourself look like a sexy symbol Jennn Ackley: dont even talk about my fucking mom you stupid son of a biitch . Forte: Or what? Jennn Ackley: she's did nothing but good . so i suggest you to shut the fuck up . Forte: I have chat logs of you claiming you were doing illegal drugs Forte: She did bad by raising you to be 13 years old and trying to have a sense of sexuality and to use curse words Forte: Do you know how easy it is to avoid letting a child turn out to be 13 and acting like a 19 year old drunken co-ed? Forte: Pretty easy if you aren't borderline retarded Forte: Do something not completely moronic and I'll go ahead and block you for your own good. Jennn Ackley: aren't you fucking cool . ? go fucking your fiance and get your dick lost you stupid prick and go play w/ your tiny diick . peace nigga . Forte: You're not black. Jennn Ackley is typing a message. Jennn Ackley: i dont giive a fuck . BYE. Forte: Thank you. (She said she was 13 in the second log and in the first one, made lude comments about me fucking her and said she was on LSD, then finished by using black slang. Myspace, VH1, Marijuana and MTV - keep doing what you're doing to the minds of our youth. Our future looks brighter everyday.) ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Acidrain was once known as Vegeta.) IRC entry Date: Tuesday, September 29 - 2009; 1:51 AM he is this shit for real? http://news.bigdownload.com/2009/09/11/jedi-knight-series-coming-to-steam-next-week/ old news It's already on steam I did not know!! though I don't see why anyone would buy it because we're here and they love us You can download it for free <[THC]AcidRain> LMFAO @ JKPoP :P <[THC]AcidRain> u didnt know itw as on steam <[THC]AcidRain> lmao I feel so ashamed <[THC]AcidRain> u about 2 weeks behind <[THC]AcidRain> lol lol shit man let me go load my steam real quick <[THC]AcidRain> u r that freshman kid who just came in like 2 weeks late from being sick. so now he has no social life awww fuck lol thank you acid lol I feel much better now :) <[THC]AcidRain> stfu freshman yes sir Dude <[THC]AcidRain> i swear ill take your lunch money. come tie my shoes Don't take that shit from Vegeta but Im am weak and small <[THC]AcidRain> ya. like a freshman and will not shower with the men :( <[THC]AcidRain> lol lol <[THC]AcidRain> LMAO ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: On Palace and many other chat services, people form groups known as 'clans', though the actual internet clan takes its places in gaming. The clan Odd is a Palace clan and famously irritating and immature. Apparently, OddAletta fucks her dog.) Palace entry Date: Thursday, November 05, 2009; 5:42 PM (5:38:07 PM) §|{.§ünshàdôw.]:)v(:[ : Tell ya what Nate, keep stroking your noodle and one day you'll scrore a nice girl. (5:38:08 PM) ‡†§ñów × Ð€mõñ†‡ Ö : yeah lance died on us (5:38:15 PM) Wassermann §}{ : back for a lil bit (5:38:19 PM) Nate4322 : o.k. (5:38:22 PM) •«Kågåmíñé Léñ»• : lance has digivolved to lina. (5:38:23 PM) «©ußeг» has joined the room. (5:38:24 PM) Nate4322 : sorry to bother you (5:38:27 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : rofl (5:38:28 PM) §|{.§ünshàdôw.]:)v(:[ : Until then if you look for ..OddAletta;™[M's] she puts out, and don't mind the tag she puts out for her dog. (5:38:29 PM) ‡†§ñów × Ð€mõñ†‡ Ö : lol (5:38:38 PM) •«Kågåmíñé Léñ»• : LMFAO!!!! (5:38:39 PM) ·.F·o.r·t.e.· : z_z (5:38:44 PM) «©ußeг» : Ice cream! o: ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Posted by a level 4 alternate character named Failshaman from the Altar of Storms server.) World of Warcraft forum entry Date: Monday, December 14 - 2009; 1:20 AM Story time, Children. Gather 'round. It all began during an ICC25 raid, a most fateful day indeed. While pulling trash to Lord Marrowgar, I hear a large crash coming from my kitchen. Fearing that my cat had knocked something over, I tell the guild that I must investigate. This, as it turns out, was mistake number one. Upon entering the room, I was greeted by an eight foot tall grizzly bear; it's hindquarters pointed towards me obscenely as it chowed down on a flayed bag of cat food. Panic stricken, I tried to back out of the room, only to bump a knocked over bowl and alerting the bear. Not one who liked to be startled, it whipped around with a roar that rattled my teeth. I can hear my heart beating in my ears as I race away, glancing over my shoulder to see the bear pursuing me. The nearest exit was my sliding glass door, which was closed, and I did not have time to open it for the bear would catch me. Steeling my resolve, I launch myself into a shoulder tackle, shattering the glass in a deafening smash. I tuck and roll as best as possible, but I can still feel razor sharp pieces slicing into my back, although the adrenaline minimized the pain I could feel. Without pause, I continued running through my back yard, hopped the fence and made my way through the neighborhood. The bear was gaining fast, but I had the upper hand; intelligence and a cold disregard for human life. I rush to a nearby child's playground, knowing that I had to lead the bear to it's natural prey; delicious loli. It's twisted fetish still disgusts me to this day. I run a path through as many children as possible, throwing them in the bears path. But apparently my defiance and will to live has enraged the bear to the point of single minded hate; it ignores it's favorite snack in favor of my blood. Knowing I cannot outrun the bear, as it has now taken a sprinters stance, further closing the distance, I turn and face it. I rely on my years of training as a Shaolin Monk to deftly dodge the bears first clumsy strike. My retaliation comes in the form of three quick open palm strikes to it's snout; I had tried to push the bones back into it's own brain. With a hiss of pain, I barely dance out of range from a vicious strike to my torso. With a quick triple back flip, I spring board off a nearby tree and perform a text book flying knee. The bear seems temporarily stunned and I make my escape. I quickly find myself in a busy intersection, and the bears distant cries of rage echo behind me. Seeing my chance of escape in the form of an oncoming motorcycle, I cloths line the driver and steal the bike. This, as it turns out, was mistake number two. In accordance with the Ancient Laws set forth by the Bear God Ursongos, my reliance on technology allowed the bear to engage me in full combat. It drops it's charade as a lowly beast and changes into it's true form... An even larger bear. Calling upon the ancient spirits of it's brethren, Oshaku of the Wind, it begins it's chase once more at a cruising speed of over 9000 miles per hour. I know my end is soon, so I active "Do Not Touch" button present on all motorcycles. With the metallic sound of gears shifting and turning, the bike quickly transforms into a ten feet tall mech suit. I once again turn to make my stand. I grab a nearby motorist and throw it at the monster, and the collision produces a satisfying crunch as metal meets flesh. Before I can count my winnings, though, the bear lets loose a sonic roar that blows the car seventeen stories into the air, horribly maiming a group of high school students. I quickly construct a Hadron Cannon out of pocket lint, a metal rod, and a paper clip. MacGyver, eat your heart out. The gun unleashes a seemingly unstoppable stream of particles that decimate all nearby life. The beam goes on for miles, carving a massive scar through the earth. After thirty seconds of continuous fire, the gun's cells deplete. Hellish fires and molten lava swim around it, but the bear is unharmed. Of course, I should have known! Bear hide is immune to all forms of ranged attacks. The bear sprints towards me at eighteen times the speed of light, because !#!! You Einstein, and I catch it's bear claws in my mechanical grasp. "Why do we fight, Oh Great One?!" I cry out. The bear snarls, "It is written in the stars, one of us must fall. Now, prepare yourself!" I pray to every deity I know for some power to purge the world of the demon, and with a thunderous boom that shook the earth, they were answered. From parted clouds a sword came crashing down from the heavens, at least a mile long and one hundred yards wide. I did not question the Gods, and instead simply touched the blade; I felt the world shrink, as I grew larger, matching the sword in shear magnitude. The bear sensed it's demise and quickly called to all of the thirteen Bear Spirits to combat me. They granted it their twisted power, and his once small frame rocketed towards the sky, towering over even myself. I drew back the sword, preparing to take the first blow. As the blade sang through the air it cut through the very fabric of existence. Through every world, galaxy, and universe all life ceased to exist as their life source was channeled into the weapon, further increasing it's awesome power. An angelic tone rang through all of reality as Holy Blade met tainted claws. The earth was instantly destroyed, and the solar system soon after. The only thing keeping our titanic bodies in contact was the natural laws of gravity. We battled for eons, across the entire universe, even in it's now barren state. Neither gave quarter, nor asked it. Each attack plan lasted centuries, a near infinite number of moves calculated in a spam of time so small it could have been considered to not have happened at all. Over a course of a billion years, I had slowly gained ground on the demon. I pressed my advantage, and I could almost taste victory. It would only be a few more millennia. The time came when I sank my blade deep into it's black heart. I felt the wailing cries of countless souls escaping it's body, fleeing to whatever afterlife they were destined after countless years in captivity. They sang songs of retribution and triumph in a million different languages, all glad to be free. I made my way to the center of the universe -- of all the universes. I plunged the Sword of Existence into the fabric of reality, releasing a Big Bang to end all Big Bangs. I simultaneously created every dimension at once, recreating the life I had taken away. Then I searched. I looked for the spot that would one day contain earth and my home. And when I found it, I watched our entire history occur as I waited for my time to return. Eventually it came, and I relinquished my gifted powers to their owner, and in one last favor to me, they transported me to my comfortable computer chair. I was so excited; I had so much to tell, so much to share. I could cure every disease and ailment, I could further science millions of years, or I could tell the stories of every society that ever existed. I quickly logged back on to World of Warcraft to tell my Guildmates all that had transpired... Only to find I had been kicked for afking during a raid. fml. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: By a level 1 alternate character named Anthana on the Worldofwarcraft.com forums.) If a tree falls on a woman in the forest, then what's the forest doing in the kitchen? ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This was in Stef/ONEDREAMATATYM's buddy info on AIM.) AIM buddy info Date: Friday, February 05, 2010; 8:07 PM Stefanie Gentile: I wish that bullets could reverse so Pac and Biggie breathe again ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I stopped by the wonderland palace even though it has been dead for over two years and people were there. This is what was said. Palace entry Date: Wednesday, February 17, 2010; 11:51 AM (11:51:16 AM) .-|-|ņe-. : The term "Nigger rigged" is no longer acceptable. It is now called "Presidential Solution". Thank you ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date: Friday, February 26, 2010; 9:35 PM Bl00d affiliated: 50 cent is a dirty ape ninja. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This 5 cents is a person named Rick who, on Palace, pretends to be a girl until asked about his sex and has a history of arguing points til the other person is ready to passout even if Rick doesn't believe the points he makes. Often times, he has said things that can be easily proven wrong and will continue to argue them. In this entry, he claims that people of different races do not have their own obvious genetic differences and that the ones they do have are barely noticeable. He also states that it has been proven and is now accepted as common knowledge that every race of people is the same, save minor insignificant differences. Tell that to all the black atheletes who stand 6'5" or the many asian people with IQs over 140.) Palace entry Date: Sunday, March 07, 2010; 12:45 PM detraeh dloc it seems like hispanics go harder than anybody when it comes to videogames 5 cents for freedom l;ol detraeh dloc they're on palace talking about that shit 5 cents for freedom theres no difference between races 5 cents for freedom hispanics, blacks, whites, etc are all the same 5 cents for freedom cept skin colour detraeh dloc shut up 5 cents for freedom and a few physical features · .F.o·r.t·e. · You like to say things that make no sense. · .F.o·r.t·e. · Different races are genetically different in many ways. 5 cents for freedom genetically theres mroe variation between 2 white ppl than between 2 randomly selected ppl on earth 5 cents for freedom which suggests that theres more variation -within- a race than over all · .F.o·r.t·e. · Each race on earth has its own genetic traits, both physically and mentally. 5 cents for freedom thats scientifically proven 5 cents for freedom lol no they dont.... · .F.o·r.t·e. · Yeah, they do. 5 cents for freedom no srsly they dont, i studied biological anthro in university 5 cents for freedom look it up · .F.o·r.t·e. · You're constantly arguing common knowledge, relentlessly. 5 cents for freedom this isnt common knowlege detraeh dloc you're telling me shit that i just dont give shits about 5 cents for freedom racism is a retarded concept that only still exists cuz americans are too fucking stupid to notice that science prooved it wrong 30 years ago · .F.o·r.t·e. · It has nothing to do with being racist. detraeh dloc you're talking to a wall · .F.o·r.t·e. · There's a difference between racism and fact 5 cents for freedom and instead build moron christian universities to tell ppl that theres serious differences between races · .F.o·r.t·e. · You're just one of those people that likes to say every person on earth is the exact same and thinking any different is racist · .F.o·r.t·e. · Which is extremely narrowminded 5 cents for freedom there are small differences like skin colour or susceptability to disease. but mentally there are almost no differences, and physically there are almost no differences · .F.o·r.t·e. · And coming from a person that apparently has a problem with religion, that's also hypocritical · .F.o·r.t·e. · Yes, mentally there are differences. 5 cents for freedom dude then you obviously have never read any serious journal articles on this 5 cents for freedom if you dont beleive me 5 cents for freedom go to your local university 5 cents for freedom and ask a biological anthopologist 5 cents for freedom or a neuroscientist TøxicKitty; ^good grief · .F.o·r.t·e. · Or I have, and you just think you're right all the time because you find anything people say that differs from your own frame of mind to be offensive. 5 cents for freedom no, i went to university for this, this shit is accepted everywhere in the world 5 cents for freedom its not even debated anymore 5 cents for freedom its a scientific paradigm · .F.o·r.t·e. · Both sides of this argument have been accepted in different places · .F.o·r.t·e. · You have a fascist frame of mind. 5 cents for freedom no... not anymore, they did like 100+ genetic tests on this · .F.o·r.t·e. · Instead of accepting that people might actually be different genetically, you've just gone and said 'You know what? There's no chance. We're all the same'. 5 cents for freedom every test showed higher chance of variation if you select 2 random ppl from one race in a region as opposed to 2 random ppl on the planet · .F.o·r.t·e. · Which is not only ignorant, but it's almost as if you just believe that personally, and refuse to listen to anything to the contrary. · .F.o·r.t·e. · Which is the way you've handled any debate I've seen you in on here. 5 cents for freedom we arent all the same, you just cant segment people into genetic groups, its completely random · .F.o·r.t·e. · You just cover your ears and state your point, ignoring the counter point. 5 cents for freedom whats your counter point? i have every top university in the world except for 1 single professor behind me 5 cents for freedom and hes like 80 and most people think hes a joke · .F.o·r.t·e. · my counter point is that people can genetically differ based on their race and background. 5 cents for freedom yes they can. in slight ways · .F.o·r.t·e. · And you've simply argued it and stated that it's accepted fact in every single part of the world, which it isn't 5 cents for freedom but again, 2 ppl from the SAME group, ex white germans, will vary more than a white german compared to someone randomly from anywhere else 5 cents for freedom on average · .F.o·r.t·e. · Many human phenotypes are polygenic, meaning that they depend on the interaction among many genes. Polygeneity makes the study of individual phenotypic differences more difficult. Additionally, phenotypes may be influenced by environment as well as by ge · .F.o·r.t·e. · genetics. The measure of the genetic role in phenotypes is heritability. 5 cents for freedom yes, and the point is variation occurs more WITHIN a race than BETWEEN races · .F.o·r.t·e. · This means that heretitarily, people can be very different based on gene type through race and culture from a long period of time · .F.o·r.t·e. · As in, black people can be different from white people in very noticable ways 5 cents for freedom thats the point, theres more difference between 2 black ppl than a black and a white peson 5 cents for freedom on average · .F.o·r.t·e. · That's not even what I said 5 cents for freedom yes but thats scientifically proven 5 cents for freedom anyway bb 5 cents for freedom brb · .F.o·r.t·e. · Sure you are. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Here, 5 cents [real name rick] puts on an avatar of two men kissing.) Palace entry Date: Sunday, March 07, 2010; 12:56 PM Fruity~ when did phylis take over ap and write the rules keybøard. honeysugarcute kelseyjew. lol elliot<3. · .F.o·r.t·e. · LOL> *Attícús fìñch mich lalalalala. kelsey shuddup *Attícús fìñch want me to tell kit ? Me-Chell; who you calling mich kelseyjew. lol nel<3. Bl00d affiliated brb Me-Chell; my name is michelle 5 cents for freedom watch im going to make forte cry *Attícús fìñch mechelleelelelele kelseyjew. i love you, chanel. 5 cents for freedom OMG GAY PPL 5 cents for freedom OH NO *Attícús fìñch want me to talk to kit again? Me-Chell; do not call me mich · .F.o·r.t·e. · o_O 5 cents for freedom FUN AWAY FOTE 5 cents for freedom FORTE* lalalalala. More Options More Options DeleteReport SpamRespond why are you such an ass? 1 minute Ago *Attícús fìñch LOL lalalalala. LOLLL Me-Chell; ill talk to him · .F.o·r.t·e. · Are you slow? Me-Chell; my self. lalalalala. rick so said that kelseyjew. LOL. detraeh dloc thats just nasty Me-Chell; LOL< Fruity~ yeah even a gay guy would say ewww 5 cents for freedom lol chanel 5 cents for freedom i swear i did NOT say that Me-Chell; FORMsPRING lalalalala. you did Me-Chell; OMG WAIT 5 cents for freedom no Me-Chell; OMGGGGGG 5 cents for freedom i seriously didnt 5 cents for freedom promise detraeh dloc i hope the devil slides red hot coals up ur ass, five · .F.o·r.t·e. · Rick, I don't personally have a problem with you sucking the shit off of a guy's dick who just buttfucked you. lalalalala. you did. Me-Chell; OMG Me-Chell; ^ 5 cents for freedom forte, i like girls lol lalalalala. LMAO kelseyjew. LOL FORTE. detraeh dloc lmao detraeh dloc HAHHAHAHAHHA · .F.o·r.t·e. · z_z 5 cents for freedom i have a gf thing so yeah 5 cents for freedom keep wishing · .F.o·r.t·e. · so ya · .F.o·r.t·e. · I will lalalalala. gf thing lalalalala. lol detraeh dloc HE BUTT FUX HIS GIRLFRIEND UNMERCIFULLY 5 cents for freedom shes not rly my gf, its complicated. detraeh dloc HE YELLS AT HER ONLY TO GO SUCK HIS HOME BOYS DICK · .F.o·r.t·e. · lol butt fucks her unmercifully detraeh dloc I USED TO YELL AT MY GF'S TO GET TO ANOTHER BITCH, HE DOES IT TO GET TO ANOTHER GUY ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Sef is Josef/White lie. Get it? Sef. Josef. Witty.) Palace entry Date: Wednesday, March 10, 2010; 7:34 PM ;kel-c omg ;kel-c dog attack · .F.o·r.t·e. · Don't hit him carson. ROFL WUZ THAT YOU carson. WHO I CALLED carson. ANIME SOLIDER OR SUMTIN carson. < · .F.o·r.t·e. · Yestardai? carson. IDK OR THE DAY BEFORE · .F.o·r.t·e. · It was yesterday, slaptits ;kel-c omg carson. Who's slapping tits? wut ;kel-c help me ;kel-c ahhh · .F.o·r.t·e. · Kelsey is about to beat and or rape her dog ;kel-c LOL ;kel-c stfu ;kel-c ihy ;kel-c omg ;kel-c ihy ;kel-c i hate sef. · .F.o·r.t·e. · :O ;kel-c for talking about my personal life. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Legalize it so everyone can be this stupid, Obama!) Palace entry Date: Sunday, April 03, 2010; 8:01 PM »ßùfø Älväriùs« Adderall & white. »ßùfø Älväriùs« The loves of my life. jessisaurusrexxxxx; Joseph has it. *d³³g u wud like speed but i dont recommend it Leif no more drugs for me »ßùfø Älväriùs« It's a shitty high. *d³³g wat jessisaurusrexxxxx; He got it while i was down there. · .F.o·r.t·e. · This topic is crusty and its tires have lost their tread. »ßùfø Älväriùs« New topic. trap mayor what about tires? »ßùfø Älväriùs« //GOOGOGO// · .F.o·r.t·e. · Wow *d³³g lol *d³³g =] trap mayor i don't know shit about cars ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I'm not being serious here, so don't blow a top at the reference to Jesus Christ.) Palace entry Date: Sunday, April 03, 2010; 11:54 PM Addie ^_^:Howdy all Addie ^_^: Happy Easter... Addie ^_^: or early Easter Addie ^_^: for some.. · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: z_z nairassoy;; (dreamcast): you too nairassoy;; (dreamcast): addie Addie ^_^: Thanks · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I can't celebrate easter :( Addie ^_^: Why?> nairassoy;; (dreamcast): D: Addie ^_^: religiom? Addie ^_^: *n m: o it's almost easter. m: ;D · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: My lord and master Satan says it's one of the holy days in which we must mock Jesus Christ · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Duh nairassoy;; (dreamcast): does satan let you eat chocolate eggs though · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: The only festivities I can partake today are the coupling of my testicles with razor wire. Addie ^_^: o_o m: .. nairassoy;; (dreamcast): i'd rather eat chocolate eggs m: LOLOL. ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date: Wednesday, April 07, 2010; 9:37 PM Sexii: so funnie Sexii: fail notice...how big is ya diq? Sexii: im innerested · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: )ringding.mp3 fail notice: 4 inches of thunderdome terror waiting outside of your window ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date: Wednesday, April 07, 2010; 10:06 PM · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: sup nigga ~ChRiS~: heya · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You just missed it ~ChRiS~: what did i miss? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Fail notice just consoled in us that he had sex with another guy and it's haunting him. fail notice: i was part of the prison rape epidemic fail notice: i was on my bunk eating a fruit roll up and was viciously attacked ~ChRiS~: jesus fail notice: 5 big black guys · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ahahaha fail notice: i had no choice but to submit ~ChRiS~: so sorry fail notice: they said your fruit roll up or your butt fail notice: i said bitch this is fucking god damn strawberry fail notice: take my ass ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: She's reminding me that my MSN messenger status still has a negative remark about the day prior which was April 20th.) MSN MorbidPoptart says: *reads status message* ok...its NOT 420 =P Forte says: Forgot about that MorbidPoptart says: yeah i hate 420 Forte says: The stupidity in people is unchained on that date MorbidPoptart says: alot of people didnt go to work at UPS and made them short handed where my boyfriend works ~.~ Forte says: LOL ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC entry Date: Tuesday, May 04, 2010; 12:39 AM [00:01] * Gnarl loads a fresh one [00:05] A fresh... what? [00:07] bizowl [00:13] ::: Game Status: No Games In Progress ::: [00:32] lulz [00:34] oh [00:34] I thought you were going to blow a load on me [00:34] wishful thinking leads to letdowns [00:34] ghey [00:35] *** Gnarl has quit (Quit) ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date: Sunday, May 09, 2010; 5:47 PM Fuzzehskittlez: forte wanna see a toulip? ;Rep Your Hood.: No Karin! ;Rep Your Hood.: NO · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Sure. Fuzzehskittlez: Two Lips on Deez nuts bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Man.. I walked right into that ;Nugs-Tastic!<3: LOL H.m.p.h.: LOL ;Nugs-Tastic!<3: Gotta admit that was a good 1 dan ;Nugs-Tastic!<3: -high5's Fuzzehskittlez: lol ty Fuzzehskittlez: Who was the bad guy in Mortal Kombat????? · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shao Khan? Fuzzehskittlez: Well I Sho Can PUT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH BITCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: lol... H.m.p.h.: lmfaaaao omg ;Monrøe‹3: Wow Fuzzehskittlez: ahahaha H.m.p.h.: that was clever ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC entry Date: Wednesday, June 16, 2010; 6:16 PM [18:01] *** Gnarl has joined #jk [18:01] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qSOhaV3-is&feature=related [18:02] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:02] I thought to myself [18:02] it's probably a pothead band video [18:02] and sure enough [18:02] maynard [18:03] like Jim morrison [18:03] and tesla [18:03] and all people [18:03] who recieved TRUTH [18:03] are teh same [18:03] what you do with it [18:03] is your choice [18:03] Are you forming a point? [18:03] U CHOOSE LIFE [18:03] OR DEATH [18:03] U CHOOSE [18:03] U CHOOSE [18:03] U CHOOSE [18:03] is your choice [18:03] nigga plaise [18:03] and all people [18:03] U CHOOSE LIFE [18:03] are teh same [18:04] who recieved TRUTH [18:04] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:04] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:04] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:04] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:04] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [18:04] *** Gnarl has quit (Read error: EOF from client) [18:05] where did he go [18:05] Back to the zoo [18:05] lol [18:09] noiq.txt ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC entry Date: Saturday, June 19, 2010; 2:21 AM seek the truth the re is much forensic proof man TOO MUCH TO DISCUSS <[nkm]sol> i looked it all up <[nkm]sol> just look at wikipedia <[nkm]sol> it's fake u r fake prophet of death and dicks and all sorts of debotchery ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is Smokedawg using Negs name for unknown reasons) Nar IRC entry Date: Saturday, June 19, 2010 who da fuck is u forte police sgt faggot ass? ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC entry Date: Sunday, June 19, 2010; 1:32 AM <+Forte> Whoring will become legal <+Forte> in beef's economyu <+wodz> sadly <+wodz> oh legal <+wodz> nevermind <+Forte> Fun? <+Beefy> of course it will <+WAR_Nuker> whores has value too. why arent whores the new gold? <+Beefy> who doesnt want their knob polished? <+Forte> Good question <+wodz> yeah <+Forte> We should use whores as currency <+wodz> im all for it <+DON_P0RKCH0P> apoclyose 2012 <+wodz> yes <+Beefy> lol forte <+WAR_Nuker> LoL <+Beefy> !up * ChanServ sets mode: +o Beefy * Beefy changes topic to 'Welcome To The JK: Dark Forces II HQ! | www.jkcommunity.co.nr | Ventrilo: 70.78.211.185 | QotM: <+Forte> We should use whores as currency | Type !listgames To Check For Games' <@Beefy> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -ov Beefy Beefy * ChanServ sets mode: +v Beefy <+Beefy> nice 1 forte <+wodz> yes, it belongs up there <+Forte> ty ty * +DON_P0RKCH0P (~porkchop@P0RKCH0P.permabanned.gamesurge) Quit (Quit) <+WAR_Nuker> what else has value hmmm.... <+Forte> Marbles... <+wodz> iceland and greece are near collapse <+wodz> most countries are collapsing faster than the usa <+Beefy> entertainment has a value <+Beefy> and it doesnt require drilling into the earth <+wodz> you need something tangible that you can exchange <+Beefy> that ranks up there with whores <+wodz> like whores <+WAR_Nuker> Lmao <+Beefy> lolz <+Beefy> this convo owns <+wodz> dude <+wodz> if we are trading whores <+wodz> prepare for shock and awe <+wodz> because im going shopping in china <+wodz> and i have a discount ID <+Beefy> lmao <+WAR_Nuker> it was good talking gentlemen <+Beefy> you should purchase a few of them and stock them somewhere <+Beefy> they can be useful in a few years <+WAR_Nuker> work on this whore currency and ill be back tomorrow <+Beefy> lol <+Beefy> later nuker <+WAR_Nuker> pz <+Forte> Put em on the whore shelf above the bows and arrows <+Beefy> hahahah ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This entry was given to me by Beef and is from the old Nar, many years ago.) Date: Monday, June 21, 2010; 10:55 PM OSP_Forte> haha severen> Forte, get some umm severen> What's it called BeefCaike> pussy j4z_Frag> zanex severen> Static guard _JeZzEBeL420_> prozac BeefCaike> lol ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: More from Beef, recorded in #nar on July 10th, 2005) Date: Monday, June 21, 2010; 10:55 PM hahaha i know beef It's true man lolz I enjoy rock hard cock in my anal cavity and i am not even joking spectre, check pm wtf? spectre are you coming out of the closet? i must tell the truth i am tired of hiding it hahaha I always knew you were a cock-gobbler! its true wtf, you live like 10 miles from me i know, wanna hook up? like on a date? call it what you want, but i just want to get all up in that ass hmm hahahaha hahahah well as long as I am home by 10 spectre cant leave until he finishes polishing my knob its hard to type and suck you off at the same time severen shut up bitch resume massaging my dickhead but you gotta pull your finger out of my ass first so I can get over nice going fagface, you just woke up my daughter! you should go have sex with her severen that will shut her up ... ... ....... .................... Pux, shut the fuck up! * NOFpuXnk420 has quit IRC (www.NOFpuXnk.com) severen, can i please go now? negs wants to go on a date tonight and i really want his dick in my ass * HiGhWiND has joined #nar * ChanServ sets mode: +v HiGhWiND hi im gay i know no seriously, im gay really? YES! can I hit that? all i need is a number, a time, and a place i provide a citywide service for gay homosexuals like yourself i am the best bum gummer in the city i can give a rimjob like no other then get the fuck over here i havent had my ass licked in weeks! after he is done with my penicular implantation he can go severen please dont bust in my ass I just had a colonoscopy and i want to keep the inside of my ass clean almost done i just gotta defrag this hard drive first and reconfigure this parallel port before I bust a nut your a fucking nerd severen oh really? * severen sets mode: -v SmokeDawg420 that was pretty weak severen all he did was state the truth * severen sets mode: -v BeefCaike i am god love me or get the fuck out * BeefCaike has quit IRC * SmokeDawg420 has quit IRC * HiGhWiND has quit IRC god i love your cock in my ass severen ok, now that i showed those guys i will now proceed to ejaculate your dick fell out! put it back in quick! omg, you are shooting all over my hair i just got out of the bath too! fuck you severen you can have my body, but you can never have my soul! now im gonna go play some everquest. * end of log ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: These are lyrics from a rap song that Beef made about me back when he and I use to bicker in the zone.com Nar lobby. It's all in good fun.) Date: Monday, June 21, 2010; 10:57 PM STFUforte Forte, what a rotten douche bag this salami suckin homo calls himself a fuckin fag maybe true, get a clue, bitch, you aint foolin me, suck a dick you dirty prick, all of Nar can clearly see you like the cock, and a cum shot, in your mouth, don't try to hide it bitch 'cause we know what you're about! you like to penetrate, every oriphus in the male body, and the fact that you think johnchaser is a hottie is sick, bitch! I'll tell you what... You touch my dick, I'll fuck you up! Don't be a little pussy, and pretend that it cant happen i'm still mappin' and a rappin', and Nar is fuckin laughin at you hoe, go, leave pron-to bitch, can't wait to see you finally gone! Your pathetic... let me break your fuckin neck with, lead bricks, bash you, and cave your fuckin head in! This shit, is the cat's, mutha fuckin meow bow down to your knees, bitch! Who's your daddy now? I own you... Yeah, I fuckin do! Ya think not? Wrong thought, I got news for you! (Chorus) Forte, thinks hes kool, what a fool, here's a rule! Eat shit, lick a dick, you're a prick, and a tool! Go play, JK, Stay away, don't be gay... You suck, dumb fuck, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You think your funny, but your not... ya little snot I'll beat your ass, and tie your balls in a knot! I'm fed up, with your sad way to show class, I've heard more intelligent shit come from my fuckin ass! You claim your not a geek, yet your on everyday go to sleep bitch, and put your mother fuckin mouse away! Get a life, fly a kite, fight a dyke, ride a bike, I don't give a fuck, bitch! Just admit it, I am right! When I say "Forte, you're gay!" Come right back and say, "Hey, you're right! I like penis everyday! But today, it's okay! Let me stay and play JK, once again, and everyday, I'll give you a BJ!" WHAT?! Fuck you... and your ugly mother too! I'll kick you in the nut suck, with my steel boots, like 27 times, until you fuckin cry, and your balls turn blue, now what the fuck you gonna do? Bitch! Own me? Mother fucker, I own you! I told you, 50 times, won't you O M G, S T F U, G T F O, L O L, hehe, O M G, R O F L, L M F A O, GG! (Chorus X2) Forte, thinks hes kool, what a fool, here's a rule! Eat shit, lick a dick, you're a prick, and a tool! Go play, JK, Stay away, don't be gay... You suck, dumb fuck, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh my god, now I'm pissed, shut the fuck up bitch! You say some real stupid shit that makes us laugh at you, Who the fuck are you? Shut your fuckin face you fuckin Jew! You say I waste my time with levels for this little game You must be kool when you log onto the Zone with 20 names! enough out of you, Bitch! Don't say a word! Do you wanna get killed? Shit, That's what I heard! Get some red and white paint, paint circles on a shirt! come outside, take a walk, prepare to get worked! Yeah, All of Nar pretty much agrees with me here! (Chorus X2) ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC channel Date: Wednesday, July 14, 2010; 6:22 PM <+PUX420> forte u havent lived until uve raped someone to death ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC channel Date: Friday, July 16, 2010; 8:23 PM <+[nkm]sol> dude i boned a chinese girl who had rape fantasies <+HDK_SmokeDawg> they wake up to pleasure <+HDK_SmokeDawg> they never turn it away <+[nkm]sol> i put my penis in her and she was like NO FUCKIE NO FUCKIE! <+[nkm]sol> like super loud <+Forte> hahaha <+[nkm]sol> but then... <+HDK_SmokeDawg> HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA <+[nkm]sol> ... i was like <+[nkm]sol> are you serious?! <+HDK_SmokeDawg> lol <+[nkm]sol> and she kept pulling me in... but then again... NO FUCKIE NO FUCKIE <+[nkm]sol> that was some weird shit <+[nkm]sol> but kinda cool ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC channel Date: Friday, July 16, 2010; 9:10 PM <+HDK_SmokeDawg> did u guys kno pussies can have teeth <+HDK_SmokeDawg> like teeth like ur mouth <+Lanfear> wtf <+Lanfear> no they can't <+Lanfear> dumbass hick <+HDK_SmokeDawg> real teeth <+HDK_SmokeDawg> u clearly are not educated <+HDK_SmokeDawg> kill yo self <+HDK_SmokeDawg> look it up tranny <+SM_BuTTuRz> im sorry but those hairy pussies would have my dick calloused <+HDK_SmokeDawg> its a rare genitalia disorder ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC channel Date: Monday, July 19, 2010; 12:02 AM <+HDK_SmokeDawg> i beat off 6 times since we started the convo about beating off ------------------------------------------------------- Nar IRC channel Date: Monday, July 19, 2010; 2:23 AM <+SM_Sith_Lord> lol <+SM_Sith_Lord> im the best mayne <+SM_Sith_Lord> i toooold ya that <+SM_Sith_Lord> i keeps it reel <+SM_Sith_Lord> beefy you fucker <+SM_Sith_Lord> get married mayne <+SM_Sith_Lord> it is real cheap <+Beefy> jajaja <+Beefy> i dont want to <+Beefy> in case I get famous <+SM_Sith_Lord> ja right mang <+Beefy> and have to bang chicks all the time <+SM_Sith_Lord> u don't wanna pay child support <+SM_Sith_Lord> so cheat on ur wife <+SM_Sith_Lord> when u bang other chicks <+Beefy> haha <+SM_Sith_Lord> lawl <+Beefy> no way <+dsbr-loper> beefy i'll play your wedding <+Beefy> lawlz <+SM_Sith_Lord> ja beefy wtf u waiting for man <+SM_Sith_Lord> u got a chick and a kid <+dsbr-loper> u just gotta let me know a few months in advance <+dsbr-loper> i'm really booked up <+SM_Sith_Lord> and a sweet camper <+SM_Sith_Lord> all the signs <+SM_Sith_Lord> r there <+Beefy> HAHAHA <+SM_Sith_Lord> i wanna see your ass singing a song about awnings <+SM_Sith_Lord> and zoey come out like "your wastin ur time beefy" <+Beefy> jesus christ <+dsbr-loper> lol <+SM_Sith_Lord> then beefy jr. walks by <+SM_Sith_Lord> in his redwings hat <+dsbr-loper> does she call you beefy in real life <+dsbr-loper> Do you take beefy <+dsbr-loper> to love and behold ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This person was responding to someone claiming they've played World of Warcraft so much that he/she has nothing left to do in it. This is the most fancy way of saying 'go outside' I've ever heard.) MMO-Champion forums Date: Sunday, August 22, 2010; 5:08 PM fizikz: I hear this planet orbits a giant ball of fire. Perhaps you could go outside and confirm this for yourself. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: The log is moving slowly right now so here's me throwing it a bone.) Nar IRC channel Date: Wednesday, September 01 - 2010; 6:41 PM * ChanServ sets mode: +v hallucinajenny <+hallucinajenny> gd what a day <+hallucinajenny> ftw <+JKBot> ::: Games In Progress: 1. July 31 _ReT's Game -> 24/7 JKDF2.NET 98.217.27.191 ::: <+Beefy> lol <+Beefy> good day? <+Forte> Is she saying fuck the world or for the win <+Beefy> thast what im trying to figure out <+Beefy> it could be either <+Forte> Maybe she means finger the waitress <+Forte> which would be better <+Beefy> all I know is that I got this double cheeseburger from mcdonalds in front of me <+Beefy> and its beggin to be eaten <+Beefy> haha, finger the waitress <+Beefy> that can be three different things <+Beefy> 1. flip her off. 2. Ask her politely to come over. 3. fingerbang <+Forte> america fuck yeah <+Beefy> Canadia, fuck ye! <+Forte> LOL <+Beefy> did you know judi was back, forte? <+Forte> Yes heshe messaged me on Steam the last time I was on it <+Beefy> haha <+Forte> I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't know much about Judi <+Beefy> oh ok <+Beefy> heshe gave me the impression you guys were pals <+Forte> Judi could be short for Judiah <+Forte> We are <+Forte> I wish he and Snoova came in here more often <+Beefy> i dont know snoova that well <+Forte> he and I were friends in trial <+Beefy> oh man, i can feel my guts turning already <+Beefy> good ol' McChokes <+Beefy> ah ok <+Forte> Have you had your coronary today? <+JKBot> ::: Games In Progress: 1. July 31 _ReT's Game -> 24/7 JKDF2.NET 98.217.27.191 ::: <+Beefy> not yet <+Beefy> but I am expecting any moment <+Beefy> i opted to go with double cheese <+Beefy> it will bring me that much closer <+lamerlord> omg i hacked myself <+Beefy> lolwtf <+Forte> some people who have heart attacks from fast food try to dial 911 during a heart attack and dial 891212 accidentally <+Beefy> lol ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I got this from a friend of mine, Meella, on World of Warcraft. If you're not familiar with WoW, you won't get this.) Date: Tuesday, November 16 - 2010; 7:10 PM **User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey [theLichKing]: Anyone there? [theLichKing]: *drums fingers* ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey man. [Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me [Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege [Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste [Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so. [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room? [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... [Kel'Thuz4d]: y? [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here. [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat. [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne [theLichKing]: Right [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice. [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold. [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis. [Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen [Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source? [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on? [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there. [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then [Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring? [theLichKing]: A ring? [theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring. [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history? [Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire. [Kel'Thuz4d]: armor? [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture. [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps. [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay. [theLichKing]: I have skulls. [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_. [Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor [Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [theLichKing]: No! [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool [theLichKing]: No, don't... [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy. [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important. [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer? [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir [Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room? [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah [theLichKing]: No [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does [theLichKing]: I really don't. [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure, let me just get right on that [Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire [Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you [Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT [Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE [theLichKing]: So sorry sir [Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new [Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff [Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague [Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that... [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War." [Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid [Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS [Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds. [Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years [Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT [theLichKing]: Yes sir [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir. [theLichKing]: I'm on it. [Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this [Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary [Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is?? [Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right [theLichKing]: ... [Kel'Thuz4d]: horde? [theLichKing]: *headdesk* ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup [An00b'arak]: sup [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup [An00b'arak]: sup [Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing [theLichKing]: GUYS [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY [An00b'arak]: whats his problem [Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold [An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn [An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy [An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you! [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x. [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean?? [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh [An00b'arak]: oh i get it [An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid????? [An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [An00b'arak]: racist [Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no [Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work [An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid [An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am [An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god [An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest [An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer [An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race [An00b'arak]: and species [An00b'arak]: and phylum [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset [An00b'arak]: omg [An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now. [theLichKing]: Aw hell. [Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely. [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine... [An00b'arak]: kiljaeden?? [Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord. [An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you. [Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?! [Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate. [An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue [Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue? [An00b'arak]: phylum [An00b'arak]: ism [Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English [Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras? [theLichKing]: Precisely. [Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute. [An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition [Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition? [An00b'arak]: i dont have 1 [Killzone'jaeden]: What? [An00b'arak]: im an arachnid [An00b'arak]: >8< spider power [Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job? [An00b'arak]: what [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do. [Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs [Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like, [Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!" [Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what? [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before. [Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot? [An00b'arak]: ur horrible [An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked. [An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** [Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here [Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider [An00b'arak]: p [An00b'arak]: h [An00b'arak]: y [Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut [An00b'arak]: l [An00b'arak]: u [Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up. [An00b'arak]: m [Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy. [An00b'arak]: i ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b'arak]: sts ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Killzone'jaeden]: Finally [Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely. [Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor [theLichKing]: An *armoire.* [theLichKing]: Of power. [Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you. [Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate. ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?! [theLichKing]: This is a private chat! [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol [Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters [theLichKing]: What? [Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out? [theLichKing]: I just tried [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: ^___^ [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies! [Killzone'jaeden]: ROFLMAO [Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude [theLichKing]: This isn't funny! [theLichKing]: i play with dolls [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything [Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room [Killzone'jaeden]: NO! [Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras! [Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway [Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout [Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious [Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned [Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny" [Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there [Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it [Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb [Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up. [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes [Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself? [Kel'Thuz4d]: ... [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone'jaeden]: ... [Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~ [Kel'Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux [Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run [Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss? [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard [Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk [theLichKing]: You have a cat? [theLichKing]: Seriously? [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat? [Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat? [Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out [Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok [Kel'Thuz4d]: two things [Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome [Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM?? [Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord" [Killzone'jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people? [Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people" [Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"? [Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie. [Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her [Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"? [Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess? [Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not [Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer [Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them. [Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls. [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then?? [Killzone'jaeden]: Wait what? [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1! [Killzone'jaeden]: oh god [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!! [theLichKing]: You actually said that already [Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though. [Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Killzone'jaeden]: Right [Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this [Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint... [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties [Kel'Thuz4d]: omg [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [theLichKing]: hahahahaha [Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111 [Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [theLichKing]: Rule 34 [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively* [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: ! [Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing* [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done [Killzone'jaeden]: F this [Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here [Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~ [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11 [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah [theLichKing]: So close ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too [theLichKing]: Ugh fine [theLichKing]: TTYL [Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done. [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though. [theLichKing]: *wrath* ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: *looks around* [SARGERAS]: Chat empty? [SARGERAS]: ... [SARGERAS]: I have eaten [SARGERAS]: the plums [SARGERAS]: that were in [SARGERAS]: the icebox [SARGERAS]: and which [SARGERAS]: you were probably [SARGERAS]: saving [SARGERAS]: for breakfast [SARGERAS]: Forgive me [SARGERAS]: they were delicious [SARGERAS]: so sweet [SARGERAS]: and so cold [SARGERAS]: ;-) ***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.*** ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is a ban report I got on the World of Warcraft forums for a post I made in reply to someone complaining about something the game developers did that messed up the Guild Leveling system in the game. I even censored it and still got a ban which shows how ridiculous these reps behave. What I said is the least of their worries when it comes to the shit people do and say in their community.) Date: Saturday, January 1 - 2011; 9:41 PM Account Banned Origination Forums / Comments Ban Type: Spamming / Trolling Expires: Permanent Ban Reason: This account has been suspended from the World of Warcraft forums for a 72 hour period for posting / masking obscene, vulgar or inappropriate language. If you feel that you have been wrongly suspended, please email: wowreportedpost@blizzard.com (Guild tabards giving guild rep?) - Jan 2, 2011 12:30:34 AM------------ (I got banned for the following comment...) Something needs to be done to the entire guild system right now. Experience is r*ped, reputation is r*ped. The entire rectum of the guild system has been fatally pulverized. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I couldn't possibly fit in the beginning of this log because it is non-sensical and boring. Here's the good stuff. Also, I know I said the key phrase here in the post above. People repeat themselves, deal with it.) Nar IRC channel Date: Sunday, January 2 - 2011; 3:33 AM srs and idiotic logic get the fuck off your own ego. hey s4rah <+s4rah> -_- ;) and learn to open your old ass balded head to some other perspectives. <+s4rah> ^_^ ur perspective is death u made it obviously clear many times What? throughout ur debate That you will never know until you die? Gnarl called me the prophet of death and dicks Isn't that OBVIOUS. Obviously he is serious about his religious beliefs Tell me more..about dicks nonono forte it was dicks and ass and ass ur logic is obnviously that of dicks and death DJ I want to fatally pulverize Gnarl's anus dont cry when I call u on it haha hahaha [03:31] I want to fatally pulverize Gnarl's anus [03:31] dont cry when I call u on it LOL I heard gnarls not as tight as he used to be... but that just means h e doesn't bleed when you go in deep (Mid-note: A few minutes later...) Gnarl where is the vulva found on a woman? but truth is I got into emo overdrive randomly.. possibly because I'm BIPOLAR were all one man I've done MANY irrational things. Gnarl answer me please wether u like it or not all because of substances. staying drunk facilitates the manic episodes of awesomeness same place on a man and then the inevitable crash of gaydom COCK FIGHTS! COCK FIGHT forte Leedskalnin reveals the innerworkings of our universe and the interconnectivity of all things by teaching readers to teach themselves his understanding. A sense of truth can be felt behind his every word and it is addictive, but there's also a more esoteric aspect to his writings just as compelling. In his original writings Leedskalnin substituted portions of his normal text with greek... ...letters and odd symbols. This fascinating cryptology is no less than mesmerizing to decoders. brbneedalcohol Now I'm all excited for 2012. Just to rub my dick all over gnarls tonsils. haha I knew it loloolloolollolol You don't know what a woman looks like naked men don't have vulvas you idiot they DON'T? I got rid of mine last week. A vulva is what is commonly mistaken for the exterior of the vagina, as the vagina itself men will eventually evolve to have vulvas for palms HAHAHAHHAHA * +s4rah is blown away by force of sm_djdtm's statement lol my bad I ask him where the vula is on a woman and he says the same place on a man I thought u said uvula Right hahaha are you srs wow nah. he said vulva you can see it clear as day [03:41] Gnarl where is the vulva found on a woman? theres no mistaking the actual spelling that's...bad maybe if you were having a verbal conversation that's really bad yeas I just glanced my bad You're out of your mind if you think I'm not putting this in noIQ I was WRONG Gnarl you will one day find a women that will accept you for who you are. u happy HEY DJ I was WRONG A fat bald nerdy man who always thinks they're right. <+s4rah> i say u happy now Nah man. YOu admitting your wrong has nothing to do with my happiness. but me saying turth does nope Turth sounds like a pretty cool guy haha you saying that your right by saying i'm wrong disturbs me. like a subliminal message. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM08HAF4uUc <+s4rah> Youtube Title: "The Secret of the Universe 1 of 6" watch all those "YOU ARE WRONG" ..... "meaning i'm right." and study the tabernacle I'd rather not waste my time. aka covenant go write a book. u dont read teh one already written why waste my time your doing nothing unless you are reading from the bible. I bet he's typed more text in this chat about talking trees and electric rocks than there is text in the oxford english dictionary gnarl. what book do u think I'm talking about u dont even read that well you were not talking about any book untill i mentioned one you were talking about sacred g. uh I said it many times which has nothing to do with the bible. every word in the bible is true unless you make believe it does. and is happening right in front uf ur face and is written in stone and I never said that was wrong. all over teh globe I'm saying you are wrong, like the rest of us. no matter how long you go without pussy. lol gnarly doesn't afraid of anything (Mid-note: Even later...) ur quoting text never indirectly quote me again. from 8 yearsaago and expecting me to rememebr wtf we were talking about June 2010 isn't 8 years ago unless this is 2018 You dumb idiot moron WE were talking about how you were going to get a life., or write that book. so much hate I got it yes pie "The bible as seen by gnarl" If he wrote a book I seriously doubt it would have a lot of punctuation that sounds like a good title. thats all this place is The longest run-on sentence about God ever the bible as seen YEA GNARL YOU GOT IT by all men WELCOME TO THE INTERNET HOME OF HATE ooooooo gnarl is now speaking on behalf of humanity. lol this place is an endless argument how is that even possible? about something completely irrelevent its sad how people well thats the internet. The spirit of nar lives on, crippled and retarded, but it's still alive. irrelevant etc like I've said from the begining we're all wrong. especially people claiming to be christians get used to it get so mad <+s4rah> !pub.msg psh, luck [04:17] The spirit of nar lives on, crippled and retarded, but it's still alive. "religious" idiots yea fuck those guys lol that's a perfect summary' yea nar is just 1 small community. its like a pitri dish full of bacteria. I wish more Nards came around DJ ur logic is that of sithlords the jar, aka, the internet, is full of the same bacteria random and has no diretion Sith has logic?... leanr from Bruce lee Dont you talk about bruce lee gnarl. I will gut you. Why the fuck are you referencing Bruce Lee "it is like a finger pointing at the moon..don't concentrate on the finger , or u will miss all the heavenly glory" "flow like water" I bet Gnarl is buoyant just like his monstorous cum shits LOL wtf happy 420 420 is mainstram ooop you missed it therefor you are wrong. multitude mentlality rules ur destiny masturbating manjuice rules yours same mentality that killed chrst same mentality u come in here with are you accusing me of 911 now? jesus died in 9/11? huh Am I the terrorist? ur high man you all look like I need another drink your mentality killed millions of juews Gnarl Hitler <+s4rah> Gnarl Hitler... Gnitler wow ahahaha <+s4rah> RIDE THE PIG*#!@£*% (Mid-note: Yep, even later...) No there is no substance. ur trying to be deep but not saying anything Thats the point. Gnarl I want to be deep Like fortune cookies. thats idiotic teach me about rectal depth please Is it? Its been getting you to think ALOT lately. stfu fag while I haven't thought at all. GAH Teach me about looking at the anus and not the finger If you get lucky he'll shit out a peanut. and let you feed him it. (Mid-note: ...) u r only failing to see what is written in math the universal language well eventually the thought of even the possibility of your wrongness will pass through your brain. all over the globe and i'll be there when that happens. Explain Dan's dick with math Yes B=D that equaton is too small PWNT (Mid-... you get the point.) and visit the coral castle and study ancients free booze? nope better We were off this topic why must we go back ultimate euporia no free booze.. no deal pure euphoria Gnarl I went to the castle a couple nights ago, with some buddies teh "most high" we busted that mother up u can get found a bunch of poles and pulleys and shit it's all a scam now go die forte can u explain how the pyramid yeah I can is perfectly aligned from top to bottom less then one half inch of plum and they say the onl;y reason its off that much is from thousands of years of settling Big Bird and Super man made the rocks out of imaginationland soil and they weighed like three pounds, then when they put them atop each other using their dicks as measuring tools, they said 'Shazzam' and the dirt turned into pieces of the pyramid well weh nu get serious u should research it too its quite amazing You are about as serious as happy hour at a gay bar u ment u right just now I know ur gay dicks ass but God will forgive u You limp wristed quadruped ass and dicks You barely constitute sentient I hear silence did you finally swallow your ballgag srsns has gone from this place. let us rejoice Maybe superman and bigbird building dick dirt pyramids was too sensible for him haha (Final note: I had to get off at this point, it was 5:20 AM. It actually stopped. He must have gotten sidetracked choking on his fist. I know, I probably missed out on some juicy stuff after he recovered, but I honestly couldn't absorb this crap any longer than I did.) ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is from a very old directory a guy from Nar, Severen, STILL has hosted. It's been years and this data should be preserved, even if it only serves a purpose to the memory of a handful of people.) Very old log Date: Sunday, January 2 - 2011; 4:59 AM Session Start: Mon Jun 27 07:40:04 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [07:40] Session Ident: Cibril (fa2@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [07:40] fuck ur room embesile [07:40] this was the last time i was in [07:40] u r sick faggot Session Close: Mon Jun 27 18:46:57 2005 Session Start: Wed Jul 20 08:01:15 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [08:01] Session Ident: Cibril (Cibril@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [08:01] hi [08:01] severen [08:01] can we talk for a moment [08:26] Don't see any point in it Session Close: Wed Jul 20 08:27:47 2005 Session Start: Wed Jul 20 08:28:06 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [08:28] Session Ident: Cibril (Cibril@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [08:28] ok [08:28] bye Session Close: Wed Jul 20 08:28:29 2005 Session Start: Wed Jul 20 09:18:27 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [09:18] Session Ident: Cibril (oexy@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [09:18] work sucks man [09:18] fixing machsnes is kinda fun tho [09:18] but still too much heavy work [09:18] whatdo you do ? [11:05] u can not handle my fame [11:05] omg lol [11:05] kid! Session Close: Wed Jul 20 15:55:53 2005 Session Start: Fri Jul 22 09:59:55 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [09:59] Session Ident: Cibril (exp4nder@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [09:59] ok so capish? [10:25] do you want to talk ? Session Close: Fri Jul 22 11:09:23 2005 Session Start: Sat Jul 23 06:12:32 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [06:12] Session Ident: Cibril (oexy@3C5136EA.937DD2B5.105A5BF8.IP) [06:12] why dont you let me in nar? [06:13] severen i know u r there [06:13] and reading this [06:13] answer me Session Close: Sat Jul 23 16:13:41 2005 Session Start: Sun Jul 24 16:49:12 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [16:49] Session Ident: Cibril (Cibril@3C5136EA.937DD2B5.105A5BF8.IP) [16:49] msg chanserv set # mlock +tn-ilkps [16:49] irc is not hard [16:49] do you think you can ever get this room again? Session Close: Sun Jul 24 17:23:36 2005 Session Start: Sun Jul 24 22:57:15 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [22:57] Session Ident: Cibril (Cibril@3C5136EA.937DD2B5.105A5BF8.IP) [22:57] having fun [22:57] ? Session Time: Mon Jul 25 00:00:00 2005 Session Close: Mon Jul 25 00:33:21 2005 Session Start: Tue Jul 26 01:19:19 2005 Session Ident: Cibril [01:19] Session Ident: Cibril (fod@A707FD6.9B344748.105A5BF8.IP) [01:19] i did not know you were on whelchair [01:19] i am sorry when i called u handicaped [01:19] i did not know it [01:19] I'm not handicapped [01:19] I'm not in a wheelchair [01:19] smoke says u are [01:19] But I appreciate it none the less [01:20] Yes, he is lying, because he thinks it's funny [01:20] And he's bored [01:20] severen why did u banned me from nar? [01:20] at the first place [01:20] why all this hatred for ? [01:20] i gave the room back to beefy [01:20] i even had jk room for 10 hrs [01:20] i dropped it [01:20] i could do the same for u [01:21] but u always disliked me for no reason [01:21] u banned me for no reason, [01:21] I don't dislike you Nato [01:21] I've told you before [01:21] I don't hate you [01:21] I ban you because you cause problems [01:21] And people ask me to remove you [01:21] scott was attacking me in nar daily [01:21] i never causeed any problems and u know it [01:21] Ignore him [01:22] Nato, you did, or I woulnd't have banned you [01:22] plus u wanted to have my hatred on you [01:22] No, I didn't nato [01:22] But I can see how you would think that [01:22] It's not true, but I understand why you make the assumption [01:22] i never did anything wrong [01:22] except once saying [01:22] Yes you did Nato [01:22] *fucking leave this palce* [01:22] I know you don't think you did [01:22] That doesn't change the facts though [01:23] there is no facts severen [01:23] Nato, listen for a moment [01:23] u wanted to make fun of me and push urop powers on people [01:23] u do not deserve to lead anything [01:23] You were banned because you think doing things like what you're doing now, is OK to do [01:23] you did lead nar realy bad [01:23] What you're doing now, it's not OK [01:23] u banned all the other people [01:24] You are the only one I banned Nato [01:24] you tried to push ur ideas into them [01:24] you banned alot fo people [01:24] they were talking in jk [01:24] No, I didn't [01:24] Only you [01:24] see [01:24] i do not bann any1 [01:24] i dont care [01:25] I see that you don't care [01:25] what should have realy done was [01:25] like last might when nar has like 27 ppl [01:25] bann the all users [01:25] and kill nar forever [01:25] That wouldn't have killed anything [01:25] but i am waiting u to take it back [01:25] so what is taking so long [01:25] 2 days past [01:26] The admins are taking thier sweet time restoring the server data base [01:26] It's not a big deal [01:26] i do not like you to be the op ! [01:26] you did not lead it good [01:26] u scott and all other queers [01:26] ruined it [01:26] u made every1 hate eachother [01:27] I don't agree Nato [01:27] You're welcome to have your own opinion though [01:27] It doesn't really matter to me [01:27] we both know know that is the rue [01:27] you cant sit there [01:27] and push ur ideas into ppl dude [01:27] No nato, I think you don't know what you're doing [01:27] that is sick [01:27] What are you trying to do right now Nato? [01:27] Push your ideas on me? [01:27] and you lie [01:27] That's what it sounds like [01:28] I think we're done talking now Nato [01:28] lol [01:28] severen [01:28] You don't have anything to say to me that I havn't already heard from you [01:28] grow up [01:28] you do not need any ops for nar [01:28] Have a good night [01:28] nar is better with no ops [01:28] it is noon here [01:28] sily bean [01:29] haha u got hurt by hearing the truth again [01:29] never or less severen [01:29] I Pwnt you ! [01:39] come back to nar [01:39] smokey wants to talk to u [01:39] ;) [01:40] http://exp4nder.tripod.com/WD/nar-owner.JPG [01:41] He can come in a channel I'm already in, I'll come back to nar tomorrow most likely [01:41] What you're doing now, it's not OK,, [01:41] What you're doing now, it's not OK [01:41] What you're doing now, it's not OK [01:41] there is no tomorrow for it sev [01:41] it would take only 1 hr them to fixing it [01:42] they r fooling u son [01:42] not days ! [01:42] lmao [01:51] * you want to be leading stuff but you do not have any leadership values * [01:51] * you over use the powers in IRC for your own satisfactions * [01:52] * those satisfactions become as your needs * [01:52] * At the end you lost it all * [01:53] Nato, please stop pming me with nonsense [01:53] I don't like putting people on ignore, so unless you have something worth saying to say, don't pm me [01:54] * so that means you want me to OP u ? [01:54] No, why would you think that? [01:55] coz you do not about the jk community - you care about only you leading a god damn room ! [01:55] That's not true Nato, but I forgive you for thinking so [01:55] a toy, is that what you want ? [01:56] No, I think I do a very good job moderating the room, making it usable by everyone [01:56] Preventing people from making it hard to chat there [01:56] No flooding, ect. [01:56] you do not need to forgive people for what they think. they are not related to you [01:56] None the less, I forgive you [01:56] same thing i am doing [01:56] No, I don't think you are doing a good job [01:56] In fact, I know you aren't [01:56] you should come , watch and learn [01:56] You don't have anyones best interest at heart [01:56] you push ur ideas into people dude [01:57] NAto, you are the one trying to push ideas [01:57] plus you lie - you want people to hate from eachother [01:57] Not I [01:57] i do not like the nar [01:57] or the sick community u created behind it [01:57] Nato, why are you pming me? [01:57] i had many frucking friends who are online and known them for years [01:57] Is there a purpose to it? [01:57] That's good, I'm glad you have friends [01:57] ur room does not give the right to block peoples rights [01:57] if you did so [01:57] Nato, you aren't making sense [01:58] you over used ur rights [01:58] I'm sorry you think so [01:58] that is why i am not thsnksng to op you [01:58] I don't want you to op me [01:58] I want you to stop making trouble [01:58] that's why you were banned [01:58] All you do is make trouble [01:58] I know, you don't think you do [01:58] But in my eyes, you do [01:58] Untill you change, you will be banned [01:59] I don't hate you [01:59] I wish you could get along [01:59] But I'm not going to dedicate anymore time than I already have to helping you [01:59] I've done what I could [01:59] I see the kind of person that you are [01:59] I don't think you are going to change [01:59] So you will be banned [01:59] I'm sorry [02:00] it was a good chat log for now [02:00] now we will crack up with smokey daaaaaaaaaaaawg [02:00] he is funny dude [02:00] why u dislike him too [02:00] coz he can argue with u [02:00] any 1 disagress wityh ur opinions [02:00] you fucking attack them [02:00] at the end you do not own shit [02:00] do not be sorry about fucking anything [02:00] just do not do it again [02:01] so why dont you come in nar now [02:01] if it urs a, [02:01] and you are not banned, [02:01] I'll come back tomorrow Nato, since you aren't doing the right thing now [02:01] that is always about ur imaginery toy, man [02:02] When you start doing the right thing, not trying to cause problems, or aggrivate people, I wont' ban you [02:02] but untill then, I don't think we have much to talk about [02:03] after you did everything wrong and hurt other people - it is kinda nonsense to ask me to do the right things, especialy for you [02:03] can you get it now son ? [02:03] I'm not asking you to do anything Nato [02:03] Do you understand that? [02:03] You will iether do the right thing, or you won't [02:03] It's up to you, and I'm not trying to get you to do anything [02:03] You either will, or you won't [02:03] You are the only one it will effect [02:04] You're the only one you hurt, with your wrong action, negative action [02:04] stfu now, i am done with u [02:04] Thank god for that [02:05] www.wdjk.cjb.net - i think you were just pissed about it [02:06] grow up sev [02:06] 1 day u will - i am sure [02:08] I'm not pissed about anything Nato [02:08] I understand that you do bad things, and accept it [02:08] you started this [02:08] with me first coming to nar [02:08] No, I most certainly did not [02:08] You started it, by insulting people, and causing problems [02:09] I gave you many warnings [02:09] But you kept doing it [02:09] When you can stop doing things like that Nato, you won't be banned anymore [02:09] I think that's all there is to say [02:09] Please stop pming me [02:09] Next time, I will put you on ignore [02:09] Unless you have something important to say [02:10] what is the thing u want me to say ? [02:10] I don't WANT you to say anything [02:10] But if you should happen to have something important to say, something of value, I will listen [02:10] * Cibril says:wanna get the nar back now ? [02:10] aww [02:10] If you're just going to whine and complain, don't pm me [02:10] No Nato, I don't [02:10] I'll get it back after I clear things with the admins [02:11] you intervine too much into the text of nar [02:11] When I spoke with them yesterday morning, they gave me the wrong channel [02:11] it annoyed me and i found a cure [02:11] so we can be friends now [02:11] coz i realy helped you up [02:11] I don't think you helped with anything [02:11] All I've seen you do is cause problems [02:12] You have chatted normaly, sometimes [02:12] But you cause a lot of problems, insulting people [02:12] Behaving like an ass [02:12] This is a good example of that [02:12] Trying to steal a channel, even though you know the server will be restored [02:13] Like last time the server crashed [02:14] i had nar for a long time [02:14] it was not only for some 1 [02:15] I don't know what you're trying to say there Nato [02:17] you are bored coz no1 speaks to you [02:17] without ur toy u have no friends [02:18] That is also incorrect [02:18] i feel pitty for u [02:18] Your pitty is in ignorance [02:18] I'm on multiple servers, in many channels [02:18] go get a room back [02:18] make a room [02:18] irc.fawkit.org, irc.enterthegame.com, irc.holonet.org [02:18] is easier [02:18] Many channels on each [02:19] make smth like [02:19] NewNar [02:19] Nato, I'll just do exactly what I plan on doing [02:19] and lets see [02:19] It's very easy [02:19] Takes me no effort [02:19] if any1 will come there [02:19] and if you get more people in NewNar [02:19] then #Nar [02:19] i will drop it [02:19] Nato, stop, I don't care if you drop it or not [02:20] Beyond tomorrow or so, it won't matter at all [02:20] And so, doesn't really even matter right now [02:20] I'm not making any deals, or bargains [02:20] You know what the right thing to do is, and the wrong thing [02:20] You chose, and are still choosing the wrong thing [02:21] This kind of attitude of yours is why you have been banned [02:21] And why you will continue banned, untill you change [02:21] no i wont not bann you [02:21] and you are not banned [02:21] coz i always do the right things [02:22] there you go [02:22] Nato, you shouldn't have registerd the channel in the first place [02:22] That was wrong, and you know it [02:22] Before that, you shouldn't have been acting the way you did in the first place [02:22] Not trying to insult people, or disrupt the chat [02:22] Which is mostly all you ever did [02:22] With a few exceptions [02:22] Sometimes you chatted like a normal person [02:22] but mostly you insulted people [02:23] What you did when the server went down, it's a bad thing to do, but it's just one bad thing among MANY that you have done [02:23] majority of nar likes how i control it - you are not there - how would you know [02:23] get out of ur imaginery world [02:23] and thank me [02:23] I don't think I'm in an imaginary world [02:23] coz i fixed you up [02:23] I also don't think you fixed anything [02:23] I think you're causing problems [02:24] The only people who enjoy your company, being in nar, are the people who enjoy causing problems as well [02:24] fuck it [02:24] what u think about [02:24] Such as heretik, wodz, Jezz [02:24] www.oexy.com/1 [02:24] That's it Nato [02:24] Everyone els constantly messages me, asking me to remove you [02:25] Which is why you were banned, I don't normaly ban people [02:25] but everyone kept asking me to do it [02:25] just couple of ur idiot friends did [02:25] mosly counted 3 [02:25] mostly* [02:25] rest 20 is with me [02:25] no not lie again plz [02:26] i even made a vote count [02:26] in oexy.com/1 [02:26] last night in nar [02:27] I'm not lying to you [02:27] and 14 to 3 u lost [02:27] But I am done talking about it Nato [02:28] It's pointless to debate [02:28] Perhaps I'll see you tomorrow [02:28] Have a good day [02:28] hahahha [02:28] do not run away like a rabbit [02:28] come and get some :) [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STFU AND CHILL - [02:29] * Added Cibril!*@* to ignore list - [02:29] STFU AND CHILL [02:29] STAY DOWN [02:29] smoke is funny [02:29] lmao [02:31] so you see i can getalong [02:31] but u r the 1 who dislikes in first place [02:31] fix up ur attidude son [02:31] I don't dislike you [02:31] I just don't have any respect for you [02:32] And I don't think you can get along [02:32] I think you are being humored by smoke, and a few others, because they like the drama [02:32] dont you think - it is kinda of ironic that maybe god is punishing you for your bad behaviour [02:32] I don't see it like that at all, no [02:33] But if you want to see things like that, I'd look at the weeks that you've been banned [02:33] As your punishment from god, and on saturday, he gave you a test [02:33] To see if you would do the right thing [02:33] And you failed [02:33] lmao [02:33] You had a chance for redemption [02:34] you are funny sev [02:34] And you chose to do the wrong thing [02:34] I'm not trying to be funny Nato [02:34] I think you know what you're doing is wrong [02:34] when you dance around you dont look atb thing between right or wrong [02:34] u do what ever u want to [02:34] why would i givge a fuck about u ? [02:34] i dont care about u severen [02:35] or your room [02:35] I think you do [02:35] I think it's very important to you [02:35] Or you wouldn't be doing all the things you've been doing [02:35] I think you're obsessed with it [02:35] just do not develope anymore hatred from other people [02:35] it gets u back [02:35] gg [02:35] I guess you would know [02:35] :) [02:36] how did you feel when u see my name at the top as the founder? [02:36] a glipse of the future [02:37] Not much of anything [02:37] u might said [02:37] It doesn't really matter much to me [02:37] you would not beleve in ur eyes - [02:37] * Added *!*fod@A707FD6.9B344748.105A5BF8.IP to ignore list - Session Close: Tue Jul 26 02:37:21 2005 --- (Note: This is another one of Severen's logs.) Session Start: Wed Mar 30 00:08:19 2005 Session Ident: exp4nder [00:08] Session Ident: exp4nder (fa@holonet-23EC493D.adsl.ttnet.net.tr) [00:08] hahah severen [00:08] good job :) [00:30] why did u bann me severen? [00:46] by banning me - u actualy doing me a favor ü [00:46] this way no insults and stuff [00:46] ty severen [00:46] lol [00:46] spastik daddy [00:48] hehe [00:48] :P [01:21] unban me [01:21] lol [01:36] sev [01:43] ... [01:43] ah Session Close: Wed Mar 30 06:26:55 2005 Session Start: Wed Mar 30 21:02:08 2005 Session Ident: exp4nder [21:02] Session Ident: exp4nder (fa@holonet-23EC493D.adsl.ttnet.net.tr) [21:02] now what did i do wrong [21:02] i was only having a conversation with u [21:02] and u banned me again [21:02] I never unbanned you [21:03] but i was trying to explain that [21:03] negs messaged me first [21:03] private msg he sent [21:03] then i answered his questions [21:03] I don't care [21:03] i didnt attack any1 [21:03] I saw you do it Nato [21:03] i am planet which has only 1 origin [21:03] I don't care [21:03] Now stop messaging me [21:04] ah þet me in [21:04] give me last chance [21:04] I already did [21:04] ah ok [21:04] bye Session Close: Wed Mar 30 21:04:35 2005 Session Start: Wed Mar 30 22:33:28 2005 Session Ident: exp4nder [22:33] Session Ident: exp4nder (fa@holonet-23EC493D.adsl.ttnet.net.tr) [22:33] ty for unbanning me [22:34] :D Session Time: Thu Mar 31 00:00:00 2005 Session Close: Thu Mar 31 16:22:48 2005 Session Start: Sun Jul 24 08:12:37 2005 Session Ident: exp4nder [08:12] Session Ident: exp4nder (Cibril@3C5136EA.937DD2B5.105A5BF8.IP) [08:12] stay down ! under me (the list) [10:45] feel better now? [12:19] whats up severen ? Session Close: Sun Jul 24 15:13:15 2005 Session Start: Wed Jul 27 03:14:24 2005 Session Ident: exp4nder [03:14] Session Ident: exp4nder (AnTi-LaMe@751BC55.23F1532.105A5BF8.IP) [03:14] hahaha [03:14] pwned again Session Close: Wed Jul 27 06:24:59 2005 --- (Note: More of his logs.) Session Start: Sat Jun 18 10:31:31 2005 Session Ident: otAn [10:31] Session Ident: otAn (fa2@3924C3CA.D87923A4.105A5BF8.IP) [10:31] hey severen [10:31] can i sk u smth? [10:31] ask* [10:54] Sure [10:55] why do u like spectre to insult australians [10:55] are you against em ? [10:55] I'm not sure why you think I like spectre to insult australians [10:55] he does [10:55] chewie [10:55] alpha1 [10:55] and others [10:56] that is not a good way to carry on [10:56] anyway [10:56] He may like to do it, but that's not what you asked [10:56] see i would not tell u that if i didnt like u at all [10:56] You asked why I liked him to [10:56] but all u do is argue me nato come on lets argue [10:57] How other people insult each other isn't a concern of mine [10:57] u should leave that all behind [10:57] we r not 18 anymore [10:57] I'm not arguing with you Nato [10:58] not now [10:58] Not that there's anything wrong with argument [10:58] but u sualy would like to [10:58] when i say white [10:58] u always say black even tho u know it is white, [10:59] Nato, I do not [10:59] When I say something, it's because I believe it the way I said it [10:59] I argue, because I dissagree [10:59] Not because I want to dissagree [10:59] But because I think someone is wrong, or incorrect [10:59] u dont need to lie on pur pm text msg. [10:59] and insult our intelligence [11:00] what is that u hate most with me [11:00] i just wonder... [11:00] I don't hate anything with you Nato [11:00] And I don't lie [11:01] well u shouldnt off from now on [11:01] coz if u r reading most of the text is taken in nar [11:01] I don't ever [11:01] u would see that every1 is bothered by spectre [11:01] I see that most peolpe, other than a few, are botherd by you [11:02] Either way, you're both free to chat there [11:02] No matter how many people dislike you [11:02] Or him [11:02] i am not gonna come over in nar so may of the ppl u see in ur room coz of that fagget. [11:02] i am not gonna come here for a dumb bored child can type sily text to me 24/7 [11:02] i ignore him now [11:03] OK [11:03] but still he bothers the others [11:03] so u know [11:03] I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me [11:03] cya Session Close: Sat Jun 18 12:09:22 2005 ------------------------------------------------------- Palace entry Date: Tuesday, January 4, 2011; 7:20 PM ay yo: i show a girl my diqq irl and she sent me an lol through txt ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: They were trying to setup a game of Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight through TCIP) Nar IRC channel Date: Saturday, January 8 - 2011; 7:48 PM my ports are good * SM_DjDT92 is now known as SM_DjDTM_Phone maybe u have a firewall that is breaking it nope weeeeeeeeee windows firewall i have checked it might want to double check that one no i tried disabling it wait try again shit k ip again? nope no game still at 85.225.79.231 alright =/ cant seem to get it working whatever i do Maybe your router is causing the problem probably but i should still be able to make it not cause the problem yeah its my opinion that you are having a problem but if you resolve this problem, you should be good to go hahaha ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: I'm Will Smif. You're an alien. Welcome ta Erf.) Palace Entry Date: Friday, January 28 - 2011; 9:04 PM Will Smif: Anyone in here have a dog? fony pony: jk wouldnt «—\/\/hi†ë¬*Lië.: yeah she signed off and came back in an hour mæve: i do0o fony pony: i have a dog mæve: i have the qtest doggy ever fony pony: i have 2 dogs «—\/\/hi†ë¬*Lië.: hahaha mæve: her name is geri :* Will Smif: Okay, you know when the dog stretch/yawns and it lowers its front end and raises its hind end? mæve: ya fony pony: yes Will Smif: Do you ever have self-control issues when this happens ? mæve: so cute mæve: no, only you buddy fony pony: .............. Will Smif: Oh okay. nairassoy;;: hahhahahahh Will Smif: Welcome ta Erf. ------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Post by krethos on MMO-champion.com forums about his funniest ban from World of Warcraft) Date: Thursday, January 27 - 2011; 1:55 AM L2senseofhumor OT: was banned for 3 days after i told a girl being stupid in a raid group that "You cannot Handle my Girth, I am Batman!" was said to be "inappropiate language, and that blizzard would not tolerate mention of VIOLENT SEXUAL ACTS" Asif anyone could say no to Batman.. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Post by Potboza on MMO-champion.com forums about his funniest ban from World of Warcraft) Date: Thursday, January 27 - 2011; 1:56 AM This is a brutal one. My sever was down, created a toon called "Pedopriest", a LvL 1 Human Priest. Ran him into SW, and started asking people in trade where the local Primary schools were. Sure, me and my friends were crying with laughter, but I got a whisper, "My kids play on this sever you monster.". I typed out, "How old are they?", hit enter, logged out, and yeah logged back in 72 hours later. It was worth it. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: They're talking about the bar they want to go to.) Palace Entry Date: Saturday, January 29 - 2010; 7:28 PM beaucifer: tonight is a black ppl bar though PUSSY: wb coline* : i feel like going out now beaucifer: im so fuckin stoked PUSSY: LOL I WENT fony pony: why do girls think its okay to call me to hang out so directly after i break up with someone beaucifer: im gonna be one of the few white ppl there PUSSY: TO A BLACK PPL CLUB PUSSY: I FELT SO OUT OF PLACE fony pony: maybe i just want some peace and quiet sluts beaucifer: and this nigga isnt takin shit off no one beaucifer: do it daniel <3 PUSSY: come out v PUSSY: 2 this party fony pony: do what beaucifer: cute sluts <3 fony pony: haha PUSSY: idk the girl but im sure she wont mind an extra person coline* : lol way to tease me andrew fony pony: nah i couldnt beaucifer: there were some cute sluts at the gay bar last night PUSSY: coline if you lived nearby we'd always hangout fony pony: not questioning why you were at the gay bar but beaucifer: o booya fony pony: did you fuck PUSSY: it'd be amazing coline* : yeah :( coline* : get your own place, ill save money coline* : and we can meet ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Aya is one of those girls with a putrid personality. Someone who has an unjustified attitude. I could sense this, which is why this felt provoked. Trust me, if you ever encountered someone like this, I know you felt like telling them off in a similar fashion.) Palace Entry Date: Saturday, January 29 - 2011; 8:40 PM (8:40:12 PM) A¥A™ : *flexes* "goin to the gym" (8:40:14 PM) A¥A™ : lol (8:40:59 PM) «=†™†=» : lol gym guy's cant fight js (8:41:17 PM) «=†™†=» : they are slow and cant clean they back side (8:41:22 PM) .dinorawr. : -.- (8:41:28 PM) .dinorawr. : anyway (8:41:38 PM) A¥A™ : ..yea anyway (8:41:41 PM) «=†™†=» : oh trying to talk over me now (8:41:41 PM) .dinorawr. : lol (8:41:44 PM) «=†™†=» : dick's (8:41:50 PM) .dinorawr. : she still luvs you (8:41:51 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : o_O (8:41:58 PM) «=†™†=» : ? (8:42:00 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : ! (8:42:01 PM) .dinorawr. : - (8:42:07 PM) .dinorawr. : anyway (8:42:07 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : ø (8:42:11 PM) «=†™†=» : hmmm (8:42:15 PM) «=†™†=» : okay (8:42:18 PM) .dinorawr. : aya (8:42:23 PM) A¥A™ : hm? (8:42:24 PM) .dinorawr. : im marrying shane dawson lol (8:42:31 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : ^loling brb (8:42:33 PM) .dinorawr. : i wish (8:42:52 PM) A¥A™ : um sure (8:43:00 PM) A¥A™ : i have no idea who that is..but right on (8:43:22 PM) .dinorawr. : youtube comedian (8:43:31 PM) A¥A™ : k (8:43:33 PM) .dinorawr. : mhm (8:43:52 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Are you susceptible to questions of 'would you fuck this guy' ? (8:43:59 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Because I have a good one (8:44:34 PM) .dinorawr. : im gettin off msn. my cam is being a douche -.- (8:44:40 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : I'm talking to you (8:44:44 PM) A¥A™ : you're not even on msn (8:44:47 PM) A¥A™ : you're on yahoo (8:44:50 PM) A¥A™ : lol (8:44:54 PM) .dinorawr. : blahhhhh (8:44:54 PM) .dinorawr. : lol (8:44:56 PM) Alexiel³ † has joined the room. (8:44:57 PM) .dinorawr. : same diff (8:45:00 PM) A¥A™ : no (8:45:02 PM) A¥A™ : HUGE dif (8:45:04 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Over your head... (8:45:05 PM) A¥A™ : msn is better than yahoo (8:45:11 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : That's debateable (8:45:51 PM) A¥A™ : yahoo is just there...like an old person.. very plain, and boring (8:45:56 PM) .dinorawr. : grr (8:45:57 PM) .dinorawr. : well (8:46:00 PM) .dinorawr. : im lame like that (8:46:07 PM) A¥A™ : is k (8:46:08 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Maybe, if it takes a bunch of flare to keep you interested (8:46:09 PM) «=†™†=» : hmm msn run's off yahoo (8:46:09 PM) A¥A™ : i still love you (8:46:23 PM) .dinorawr. : <3 (8:46:24 PM) «=†™†=» : same thing really (8:46:30 PM) A¥A™ : trey your face runs off yahoo (8:46:32 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : MSN is a microsoft corporation, has nothing to do with yahoo (8:46:40 PM) .dinorawr. : yahoo is too good for him (8:46:47 PM) «=†™†=» : yes i have yahoo (8:46:50 PM) «=†™†=» : re re (8:46:58 PM) .dinorawr. : -.- (8:47:13 PM) .dinorawr. : anyway (8:47:18 PM) A¥A™ : jus askin....why do you allow them to be in YOUR room? (8:47:30 PM) «=†™†=» : me? (8:47:39 PM) .dinorawr. : you basically mean trey right? (8:47:42 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Probably don't get a lot of visitors hanging around a socially crippled cunt anyway (8:47:49 PM) .dinorawr. : k (8:47:58 PM) «=†™†=» : lolololol (8:48:00 PM) «=†™†=» : forte (8:48:04 PM) «=†™†=» : i love you for that (8:48:07 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : lol (8:48:15 PM) A¥A™ : ... (8:48:26 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : I think that sentences with more than 10 words may be over her head (8:48:34 PM) «=†™†=» : ROFL (8:48:41 PM) A¥A™ : actually no asshole (8:48:43 PM) «=†™†=» : we are now bff's (8:48:58 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Probably yes, cry baby (8:49:03 PM) A¥A™ : i could fucking careless what you have to say (8:49:15 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Then shut your yapper and make me some food. (8:49:22 PM) A¥A™ : eat a dick (8:49:25 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Make one. (8:49:49 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : LOL (8:49:50 PM) A¥A™ : actually, you can suck on your new bestfriend's there (8:50:00 PM) «=†™†=» : aya (8:50:07 PM) «=†™†=» : you told me a had a big cock ty (8:50:12 PM) A¥A™ : yea (8:50:14 PM) .dinorawr. : wtf (8:50:16 PM) .dinorawr. : .... (8:50:16 PM) A¥A™ : so share it with your bf (8:50:27 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Go update your facebook with something relating to how you feel everytime someone upsets you, regardless of severity (8:50:37 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Something like 'omg I hate life y is everything so hard fuck people GOD' (8:50:46 PM) «=†™†=» : LMFAO (8:51:34 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : I wonder why your friend is taking so long to boot me out (8:51:46 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : maybe she secretly thinks you're a stuck up bitch (8:51:53 PM) «=†™†=» : lololol (8:54:10 PM) .dinorawr. has signed off. (8:54:12 PM) A¥A™ has signed off. (8:54:15 PM) · .F.o·r.t·e. · : Weak ------------------------------------------------------- Palace Entry Date: Sunday, January 30 - 2011; 8:37 PM ¤ ëvø ¤: my white penis would look cool sliding in and out nail polish: whats ups? Rated-Perfecto #Swag!: ew Rated-Perfecto #Swag!: the thought of white dick x.loca.x: 0__0 Rated-Perfecto #Swag!: makes me sick Rated-Perfecto #Swag!: lmfaooo Rated-Perfecto #Swag!: ^brb ------------------------------------------------------- Unknown Medium Date: Sunday, January 30 - 2011; 5:43 PM Jessi Ruckman 5:43 pm ill bribe u wit my dick i mean hi ratkingofrats 5:43 pm you dont have a dick what the hell ------------------------------------------------------- MMO-Champion Forums Date: Saturday, February 19 - 2011; 4:14 PM Originally Posted by Strakha It doesnt matter how old you are, you can be really annoying. Senior citizens can be annoying just like a 14 year old can be annoying. The only problem is when grandma falls down when having a temper tantrum she usually has to be driven to the hospital, whereas a spazzing teen can just lay on the floor for hours and nobody cares. ------------------------------------------------------- World of Warcraft forums (Note: This is a ban notice I received for making a response in a post where someone was reporting people in-game who were discussing child pornography and how it should be legal. While calling people out on the forums is just some stupid forum rule violation, the real issue here was being neglected. Nobody but me and one or two other people had anything to say against child pornography. Everyone else was focusing on the fact the poster complaining about child porn had broken a stupid rule on a very stupid website forum. That's all that cared about, not the fact people were advocating child porn in a video game.) Date: Tuesday, February 22 - 2011; 6:42 PM Origination Forums / Comments Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:16:16 PM UTC (in 23 hours, 37 minutes) Ban Reason: This account has been suspended from the World of Warcraft forums for a 72 hour period for posting / masking obscene, vulgar or inappropriate language. If you feel that you have been wrongly suspended, please email: wowreportedpost@blizzard.com (Current) - Feb 20, 2011 10:20:54 PM------------ (Mid Note: This is what the person I responded to said in defense of the people advocating child porn) They were just discussing their stance on a legal issue, would you report someone who said "wow I hate parking tickets, they should just make it not illegal!"?I'm against child pornography but that doesn't mean I'm against peoples' freedom to be against the laws. (Mid Note: Here is what I said that got me banned) You should have nothing to say in defense of what they were doing regardless of topic. You should be 100% against their discussion of the laws regarding child porn, you sorry f*ck. (Final Note: Notice how I censored the word 'fuck.' I got banned for that instead of the thread just getting shut down. This is the type of company Blizzard is) ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is a forum post on the World of Warcraft forums that someone made about their friend who had passed on and a Game Master/Blizzard employee who went out of his way to help this person.) Date: Saturday, March 12 - 2011; 7:06 PM (Apologies in advance for the wall of text, heh.) Hello. I'm a humble Tauren Priest who's steadily plugging away at guild rep and reaching level 85. My awesome guild, Imminent Rueage, had another Tauren Priest who beat me to 85. It's totally cool; I worked on other toons in the meantime and intentionally let him because he was my very best friend, and he loved the Tauren race with all his heart... though his main was a Tauren Druid with scads of achievements under her belt, his holy cow was his pet project and he loved her. He really wanted to be the one to contribute the Tauren Priest race/class combo to our "Stay Classy" achievement. If he didn't have a demanding IRL job and many group commitments on his main, I daresay he would've made an honest bid to complete our guild's "Classy Tauren" achievement all by himself, heh. Thing is....... he just passed away, very young and completely unexpectedly, when his Priest was a mere 1k or so guild rep from Honored. So while he *was* the first level 85 Tauren Priest, he never got credit for it in the achievement's mind. There is so much sorrow in my guild right now... but I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, because we all have a great support system here. I had the idea to contact the general GM help line and ask if there was any way for them to adjust my friend's guild rep, since he was unable to work on it himself anymore and I really, REALLY didn't want to get credit for being the first Tauren Priest to actually contribute to our guild's achievement, given the circumstances. To be honest, I didn't even know if that was *possible* or, even if it was, if it was something they would so much as consider... it's not a huge, game-breaking issue and we all know the GMs are busy as all get-out at any given time. But I just wanted to ask, because I'd feel like a heel if I couldn't say I at least tried. My email just happened to fall into the hands of the GM called Glenthaine. And I was stunned, I was absolutely FLOORED I tell you, to see the great lengths he was willing to go in order to grant my unusual request. Apparently it takes more work than I thought (mechanics-wise) to adjust a character's reputations, but he was more than willing to tinker at it for as long as it took. More importantly, he was willing to do what it took to get permission to do it... he told me the first manager he asked gave him a flat-out no, so he just kept doggedly working his way up the chain of command until he found someone who had both the power and the understanding to grant permission. It took a very long time... I'm pretty sure I was talking to him for about two hours altogether (I'm sure he was juggling other stuff too though; don't want anyone to think "WHY R GMS WASTIGN THAT LONG ON THIS DUM CRAP WHEN MY ACCOUNT HACKED RESTORE NEEDS AAARRGGGHHH!!!", heh). But he just kept plugging away, he was SO DETERMINED to make this happen for us, he was constantly keeping me updated on the current status of the request, apologizing for the delays, mentioning that he was keeping his fingers crossed, offering his condolences and understanding....... So, yeah. TL;DR and all that. But even though I am not 85 or Honored yet, our guild now has our level 85 and Honored holy cow, through the perseverance of one amazing GM who simply refused to let a few indifferent corporate types nonchalantly squash our guild's tiny, grieving hope. I honestly can't express just how much this act meant to me... all I can say is, the world recently lost one great man with an absolute heart of gold, but it's at least very comforting to know that there are still others out there. I thank you from the very bottom of my broken heart, Glenthaine. Imminent Rueage thanks you. And I'm sure our favorite boomchicken who moonlights as a blessed bovine... wherever he is now... thanks you as well. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: All we ever talk about in here is dicks and other genital related obscenities, as always. Also, I meant to say 'living with a girl.') Nar IRC Entry Date: March, Thursday 24 - 2011; 11:57 PM <+Forte> You know what I don't like about loving with a girl? <+BuTTuRz> lol sup? <+BuTTuRz> they like to just lay there? <+BuTTuRz> cuz that's my beef <+Forte> Well <+BuTTuRz> they just chill back and act like i gotta do it all <+BuTTuRz> so if sex is gonna be like that <+Forte> it's when they fart and it goes up in their vag, then they ask you to go down on them <+SM_Sith_Lord> its true butturz <+SM_Sith_Lord> google "gender roles" <+Forte> Girls can be fuckin gross <+BuTTuRz> HOAEHHAOEHAHEOAHEOAHOEH <+BuTTuRz> that's true <+BuTTuRz> u know what really makes me mad <+BuTTuRz> when i take showers w/ my girl <+BuTTuRz> she like cleans down there <+BuTTuRz> but not THOROUGHLY enough sometimes <+BuTTuRz> know what i mean <+BuTTuRz> like us guys <+SM_Sith_Lord> i hate it when u break their butt holes and make them turn inside out <+BuTTuRz> we take showers and wash the fuck outta our junk <+BuTTuRz> eww sith <+BuTTuRz> they will just rub water in it <+BuTTuRz> and think it's ok <+BuTTuRz> (some not all) <+BuTTuRz> so i'll start making moves on her in the shower <+BuTTuRz> and clean the fuck outta her shit <+BuTTuRz> while she thinks i'm just "messing" with her <+BuTTuRz> lmfao <+SM_Sith_Lord> that's great butturz <+BuTTuRz> anyway <+SM_Sith_Lord> i think one of my ex's wanted me to shit on her face <+BuTTuRz> wtf <+BuTTuRz> eww nig <+SM_Sith_Lord> atleast <+SM_Sith_Lord> thats wut i put together <+BuTTuRz> haoehaoehaoehaoe <+Forte> Butturs you are a genius <+SM_Sith_Lord> from her trying to break into the bath room <+SM_Sith_Lord> while i was taking a shit <+BuTTuRz> wtf sith? <+BuTTuRz> and lol forte <+BuTTuRz> i force my girl to bear thru me taking a dump <+BuTTuRz> cuz i'll wait til she gets in the shower <+BuTTuRz> and i'm like BABY I GOTTA GO <+BuTTuRz> she's like don't come in <+BuTTuRz> but..our bathroom door knob got really messed up <+BuTTuRz> (shitty apartments) <+SM_Sith_Lord> that's great butturz <+BuTTuRz> and we took it off cuz it kept getting stuck <+SM_Sith_Lord> i don't do the group bathroom thing <+BuTTuRz> so i'd run in <+Forte> You should wipe with your toilet paper instead of your hand <+BuTTuRz> and just DROP IT <+BuTTuRz> lol <+BuTTuRz> btw <+BuTTuRz> i'm jk'ing alot of this btw <+BuTTuRz> ANYWAYZ <+BuTTuRz> sith <+Forte> I still have to log it <+BuTTuRz> we gonna kill some viet's? <+BuTTuRz> thx forte <+SM_Sith_Lord> well <+BuTTuRz> good to know <+BuTTuRz> later in life <+BuTTuRz> when my girl is around <+SM_Sith_Lord> i still got 161GB transfering <+BuTTuRz> i can always count on u <+SM_Sith_Lord> from 1 HD to the other <+SM_Sith_Lord> at 40MB per second <+BuTTuRz> to ruin it for me <+BuTTuRz> cuz joking or not <+BuTTuRz> she's gonna get piiiiiiisssssseeeeeed <+Forte> rofl <+SM_Sith_Lord> chicks are too controling <+SM_Sith_Lord> one time a chick told me i could only put my cock in her 6 times <+BuTTuRz> say whaaa? <+SM_Sith_Lord> yeah it was funny <+SM_Sith_Lord> i was boning her for a while <+SM_Sith_Lord> and she was like "wtf, are you counting?" <+SM_Sith_Lord> "yes" <+SM_Sith_Lord> "what number are you on?" <+SM_Sith_Lord> "12" <+Forte> You were multiplying when you should have been adding <+BuTTuRz> well <+BuTTuRz> wtf were u counting for <+BuTTuRz> jesus <+BuTTuRz> seeing how many strokes it takes til u finish? <+SM_Sith_Lord> lol <+BuTTuRz> seriously wtf <+Forte> hah <+SM_Sith_Lord> ja another time i was boning that chick <+SM_Sith_Lord> every 2 minutes she'd tell me to stop <+BuTTuRz> i dunno about u <+SM_Sith_Lord> and check her watch <+BuTTuRz> but the more i'm INTO IT the faster i finish <+BuTTuRz> lmao <+BuTTuRz> i need to be in the middle <+BuTTuRz> kinda into it but really not caring <+BuTTuRz> so i can go for HOURS <+SM_Sith_Lord> lol <+SM_Sith_Lord> i just don't think about sex when im boning <+BuTTuRz> i hear u <+BuTTuRz> i really don't think anyone does <+BuTTuRz> it's kinda hard to <+BuTTuRz> all day u think about it <+BuTTuRz> then when it happens <+BuTTuRz> ur thinking "man that was good dinner" <+SM_Sith_Lord> i boned a chick thinking about sex <+BuTTuRz> lol cave man speak <+SM_Sith_Lord> with the intention of nutting in 2 minutes lol <+SM_Sith_Lord> it was good... for me <+BuTTuRz> i hear u <+BuTTuRz> lmao <+BuTTuRz> so f*ed up when that happens <+BuTTuRz> cuz IDGAF who you are <+BuTTuRz> everyone has tha tproblem sometime <+SM_Sith_Lord> normally i'd assume so <+BuTTuRz> "intentional or not" <+SM_Sith_Lord> yeah but <+Forte> Diet affects it <+SM_Sith_Lord> its never ruined the sexy time for me <+dsbr_loper> yea thats the paradox of sex <+dsbr_loper> u gotta like ... almost try to not enjoy it <+dsbr_loper> so it lasts longer <+BuTTuRz> yup <+BuTTuRz> lmao <+BuTTuRz> my problem is "lil deep into my personal MAKE SURE U RECORD THIS FORTE FOR FUTURE LAWLS" <+BuTTuRz> i have a very sensitive "head" <+BuTTuRz> so like <+BuTTuRz> err let me rephrase <+BuTTuRz> if i'm into it <+SM_Sith_Lord> gay much <+BuTTuRz> it's so sensitive if not don't really feel it <+BuTTuRz> fuck you sith <+BuTTuRz> you dirty spick fuck <+BuTTuRz> lol <+SM_Sith_Lord> seriusly tho butt <+SM_Sith_Lord> i don't wanna hear about ur dick <+BuTTuRz> well <+BuTTuRz> o well nig <+BuTTuRz> u fucked up <+Forte> Do you tickle it sometimes for no apparent reason <+BuTTuRz> lmao forte <+SM_Sith_Lord> lol <+BuTTuRz> that is qotm <+SM_Sith_Lord> forte could bear to hear a little more ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is an edit to a forum post on MMO-Champion describing who a specific moron is.) Date: Thursday, March 24; 2011 - 3:56 PM EDIT: For those who don't know who Glenn Beck is. To explain for a lot of people. Glenn Beck is, in my opinion, a very scary man. He's not a news anchorman, he's a host of an opinion show that is presented as a source of news by the station he works for. In his function as a host he does a lot of short-cut deduction on popular matters and doesn't quite explain how he gets to his conclusions. All that matters for the show is that he brings his points up quickly and enthusiastically. I believe he is the kind of person who would try to defend the logical jump: Fish swim in water. Turtles swim in water. Therefor, Turtles are Fish. And now the part that makes him scary to me: A LOT of people take whatever he says for Truth without questioning any validity about what he says. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: AIM conversation between myself and my friend. It was stored in a notepad file from a month or something before I actually logged it here.) Date: Friday, April 5th; 2011 - 2:14 AM S t a g n 4 n T 8:07 pm jacob Sasser Forte 8:07 pm yes S t a g n 4 n T 8:08 pm i gotta ask a quick question about a dream i had Sasser Forte 8:08 pm it means you're gay S t a g n 4 n T 8:08 pm no, its about my ex he gave me oral sex Sasser Forte 8:08 pm you had a dream your ex said 'sex' to you? S t a g n 4 n T 8:08 pm does this just mean i want oral sex? JACOB Sasser Forte 8:08 pm okay okay you like oral sex, I remember you saying that once you just had a common dream about your ex S t a g n 4 n T 8:09 pm nothing significant, right? Sasser Forte 8:09 pm people dream about shit like that, it's random S t a g n 4 n T 8:09 pm thank god thanks Sasser Forte 8:09 pm if you dwell on it it may turn into more S t a g n 4 n T 8:09 pm probably divorce will be over soon so why not more lololol divorce will be done soon* Sasser Forte 8:10 pm you're finally leaving that ballsack? S t a g n 4 n T 8:10 pm yeah, but not entirely Sasser Forte 8:10 pm that's pretty gay S t a g n 4 n T 8:11 pm im going to live with him until i can stand on my own with a job Sasser Forte 8:11 pm Middle eastern right? S t a g n 4 n T 8:11 pm goverment wont help me unless its a domestic violence yes Sasser Forte 8:11 pm Middle eastern guys tend to get desperate at the end so don't turn your back on him S t a g n 4 n T 8:11 pm he sees divorce the same as me so.. we went last monday to sign papers at our bank because they needed to be notarized Sasser Forte 8:12 pm might want to think about marrying a white person next time S t a g n 4 n T 8:12 pm white people can be abusers as well i dont really go for white men they're too thin Sasser Forte 8:13 pm You like the blacks right S t a g n 4 n T 8:13 pm no spanish and middle eastern Sasser Forte 8:13 pm brown people remind me of spanish rice S t a g n 4 n T 8:13 pm jacob brown sugar Sasser Forte 8:14 pm Did he have back hair S t a g n 4 n T 8:14 pm i h8 using this laptop at mcdonalds yes i prefer men with blk hair Sasser Forte 8:14 pm fuckin gross S t a g n 4 n T 8:14 pm he has blk curly hair Sasser Forte 8:14 pm no BACK hair hair on his back S t a g n 4 n T 8:14 pm oh no hes not really hairy surprising Sasser Forte 8:14 pm does he lyk mens S t a g n 4 n T 8:14 pm no Sasser Forte 8:15 pm does he lyk tyrannosaurus rex dick S t a g n 4 n T 8:15 pm wtf jacob do you like big cock? Sasser Forte 8:15 pm fuck yes S t a g n 4 n T 8:16 pm then bend over cuz im taller and im turning 25 before you Sasser Forte 8:16 pm don't punch my asshole, stick your fingers out in a point first, then ball your first after you get it in there S t a g n 4 n T 8:16 pm your girl has turned you gay Sasser Forte 8:17 pm When are you aging? S t a g n 4 n T 8:17 pm you dont remember? :-( one day before you Sasser Forte 8:17 pm I just aged just now S t a g n 4 n T 8:17 pm no you age on march 29th asshole Sasser Forte 8:17 pm fuk Sasser Forte 8:18 pm i had a threeway last night S t a g n 4 n T 8:18 pm with another man cuz u gay Sasser Forte 8:19 pm no, a woman S t a g n 4 n T 8:19 pm i went to the beach and got burnt Sasser Forte 8:19 pm but I don't really talk to my mother anymore so it was awkward S t a g n 4 n T 8:19 pm jacob ew ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: World of Warcraft joke. Don't play it? You won't get the joke.) Date: Friday, April 5th; 2011 - 2:14 AM Re: Best WoW yo momma jokes! Yo' mamma's so fat, at level 18 she learns Aspect of the Whale. ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: AIM conversation between myself and my friend.) Date: Friday, April 5th; 2011 - 12:48 AM a diseasedgi r l 12:48 am they call me sasser forte, i love to suck on pork Sasser Forte 12:48 am I like to suck on it til it deteriorates a diseasedgi r l 12:48 am yeah i know you love it Sasser Forte 12:50 am titanic comment conversation going on right now a diseasedgi r l 12:50 am yeah i saw it flirting with brittany u bad boy Sasser Forte 12:51 am shoooot a diseasedgi r l 12:51 am huh Sasser Forte 12:51 am daaaang a diseasedgi r l 12:51 am wat Sasser Forte 12:51 am hah haha hah haha dang a diseasedgi r l 12:51 am WTF ARE YOU SAYING TO ME I AM SO LOST Sasser Forte 12:52 am LOL< a diseasedgi r l 12:52 am CREYING OUT LOUD Sasser Forte 12:52 am King of the Hill, bitch a diseasedgi r l 12:52 am i dont watch that i have season 1 of tom green show 2 finish Sasser Forte 12:53 am logging that a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am why Sasser Forte 12:53 am cause it's funny who watches tom green a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am JESSI DOES Sasser Forte 12:53 am fukin hipsters a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am WHOA HIPSTER? ya ok Sasser Forte 12:53 am my shoes? a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am im not a hipster Sasser Forte 12:53 am you talkin about my shoes? a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am yes your shoes Sasser Forte 12:53 am oh a diseasedgi r l 12:53 am you dirty gutter cunt (Mid-note: Later...) Sasser Forte 12:55 am lol your mom walks funny cause I put it to her a diseasedgi r l 12:55 am WOW RLY?! YOU PUT IT IN THE DEEP ABYSS? Sasser Forte 12:56 am the deep abyss fuckin deathwing came out of a diseasedgi r l 12:56 am yea i wouldnt wanna go in there, i'd get lost your mom tho wowowowowow ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: Been a while! Here's an update with my super-friend Marie. Or Tamica. Or whatever the fuck you call her. Forgive the annoying format of the text. The imbeciles left in charge of programming the Palchat program have it set this way. I had to format it the way it is so it was legible on notepad.) Palace Entry Date: Thursday, August 9th; 2012 - 7:20 PM carboamerican ^idle · .F.o·r.t·e. · I hate aluminum _;[X]iao-Mei i remember silver or pennies would make me eyes tear · .F.o·r.t·e. · Silver is good for you _;[X]iao-Mei thats why i wouldnt wear my glasses for awhile ;Tracy Levi Pugh. sheldon cooper is a god · .F.o·r.t·e. · People used to put silver coins in the bottom of milk to fight mold _;[X]iao-Mei ew · .F.o·r.t·e. · Silver has antibacterial properties boyfriend 2 close _;[X]iao-Mei i need new glasses · .F.o·r.t·e. · I forgot you had glasses · .F.o·r.t·e. · I don't wear mine :| _;[X]iao-Mei you forget a lot _;[X]iao-Mei old man _;[X]iao-Mei i want to see you in thick blk ones _;[X]iao-Mei and in a suit _;[X]iao-Mei then rip it off · .F.o·r.t·e. · And eat it · .F.o·r.t·e. · gotcha _;[X]iao-Mei lmao · .F.o·r.t·e. · I put cinnamon in a candle so I can smell it · .F.o·r.t·e. · Helps with memory :} _;[X]iao-Mei u do that? · .F.o·r.t·e. · Then I realized you can't light a wick with fucking cinnamon all over it _;[X]iao-Mei you whore _;[X]iao-Mei buy those cinnamon branches _;[X]iao-Mei i forgot their name _;[X]iao-Mei the broom looking thing · .F.o·r.t·e. · ah Baseball player who heres girls · .F.o·r.t·e. · Are these branches suppositorial? · .F.o·r.t·e. · I am a girl · .F.o·r.t·e. · Do you by any chance play sports Baseball player your pretty _;[X]iao-Mei a girl with a penis Baseball player ya · .F.o·r.t·e. · ty I know I'm pretty Baseball player age · .F.o·r.t·e. · hang on my cock is getting stick in the leg of my pants, brb _;[X]iao-Mei loool Theßatman™ LOL Baseball player kk _;[X]iao-Mei hate when that happens Theßatman™ thats a good note to come back in on. _;[X]iao-Mei girl ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This is a post taken from the ocremix.org forum where a bunch of hyper-nerds are debating... no, arguing the Playstation Network hacking incident that took place this year.) Date: Saturday, May 21 - 2011; 1:59 PM Originally Posted by The Damned E3 2011: Sony announces a new product, Sony Playstation Lock. It's a giant lock that attaches to your PS3 and prevents your personal info on PSN being hacked by blocking the PS3 from going online. Features include cast iron construction and firewall (made of actual fire and shit), costs $229.99 US. MS and especially Nintendo soon announce their own system locks, because just for once, it would be nice to have Sony come up with something and then have everyone else copy it later. ------------------------------------------------------- Palace Entry Date: Sunday, March 3rd; 2013 - 8:00 PM captain$keevs: hai criss crse: hai marky captain$keevs: h;dhk;lfh crse: making soup i think crse: i'm a loser captain$keevs: lmao crse: hehe mandi-.: mass has a great wings chain captain$keevs: we eatin steak n subs n u jus got soup mandi-.: wings over... captain$keevs: wings* crse: >;o møet with medusa: i want some soup captain$keevs: lollol crse: don't judge me fool captain$keevs: its okay i love soup captain$keevs: its one of the few things i can actually make crse: ok crse: lmao crse: .. captain$keevs: dont hate crse: not hating something obscene: dont hate captain$keevs: i am the worst cook something obscene: appreciate crse: it's okay something obscene: dont hate captain$keevs: n makin soup isnt even cooking something obscene: fornicate captain$keevs: i almost fail at that too crse: i don't touch raw meat crse: therefore mescudi: buncha pussies captain$keevs: WHAT crse: i don't make *good* food mescudi: the lot of ya something obscene: skeeves loves raw meat captain$keevs: lol crse: i can't touch it something obscene: why crse: it grosses me out crse: so much mescudi: skeeves loves to play with raw meat something obscene: it grosses me out too something obscene: but i still touch it crse: i can't do it crse: oh crse: i can't crse: touch it something obscene: then i lick it mescudi: lol crse: oh mescudi: ew crse: kinky something obscene: and shove it inbetween my legs crse: oh something obscene: LOL captain$keevs: its not THAT bad when its raw crse: awkward something obscene: LOL captain$keevs: it jus got a zing to her something obscene: ! · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I know a guy that ate raw meat · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: He got worms crse: other than it's just gross crse: it's pretty bad captain$keevs: thanks forte captain$keevs: makes me feel better crse: lmao · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Np, hope your worms don't last long something obscene: lol skeeves is gonna have worms mescudi: mark ate raw meat? captain$keevs: well captain$keevs: it was half cooked captain$keevs: the outside was cooked crse: what was it mescudi: if it was ian saying this, i'd ask what the guys name is captain$keevs: chicken lol · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Odds are nothing is going to happen mescudi: but it doesn't work with mark crse: loooooooooool crse: gross something obscene: looooooool · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: But you might see something clear hanging from your wiener in a day or two something obscene: u can get e coli captain$keevs: lmao scott something obscene: and aids captain$keevs: lies · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Always with the aids, Jessi mescudi: just take a bunch of xlax something obscene: no · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Jesus something obscene: LOL captain$keevs: not if i plug my nose something obscene: stfu jacob mescudi: shit those worms out before they manifest and create a colony captain$keevs: or is that jus taste something obscene: vv something obscene: lmao Blender Boy: squish mescudi: worm colonies are the worst · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: That's a sweet turtle crse: ugh gross something obscene: butterfly in the skyyyyyyyyyyyy captain$keevs: im not gonna get worms captain$keevs: i eat tuna raw all the time something obscene: (ICANGOTWICEASHIGH) crse: that's tuna · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: We cook our meat for a reason crse: not chicken captain$keevs: SO crse: lmao something obscene: guys something obscene: take a look · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: It's your butthole mang something obscene: its in a book captain$keevs: wait captain$keevs: for some reason i thought tuna was like a chicken Blender Boy: in the butt captain$keevs: but its a fish captain$keevs: fuckk crse: .. crse: LOL · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: o_O................ mescudi: those worms are gonna eat away at your prostate captain$keevs: worst something obscene: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ^lol crse: you're killing me l0rdvanvarkenz: wuteven.... something obscene: stahp mescudi: they're gonna make you cum with a limp dick and no fingers up there mescudi: you'll be so confused crse: LMAO something obscene: LOL · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Any excuse to have a doctor touch your prostate is a good one mescudi: i'm picturing this cat saying this to mark as civil as possible captain$keevs: im never gettin a prostate exam captain$keevs: ill jus die · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: I am · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: My girl's sister is going to be a doctor and I'm having her do it so I can say her sister made me jizz captain$keevs: choice between prostate exam n death captain$keevs: ill take death crse: lmao mark Blender Boy: hey crease kiwi: take a look, it's in a boook crse: hello quinn mescudi: i'll only get a prostate exam if the guys name is mark captain$keevs: ey court Blender Boy: cake or death · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: You won't just die if you get prostate cancer captain$keevs: lmao scott kiwi: hi markk kiwi: how ru captain$keevs: never would i give one of those captain$keevs: i think 10g's would be my minimum captain$keevs: and 2 gloves crse: nor receiver one obviously captain$keevs: good, u? :< · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: On your death bed for a month - 'I shoulda let them poke my butt' captain$keevs: :>* captain$keevs: no · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Americans are so uptight about their buttholes captain$keevs: if somethin or someone is goin in my ass captain$keevs: you better have 4 billion cash only · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: tree fiddy? captain$keevs: soap dont count mescudi: or some rufies captain$keevs: lolol crse: can you drop it to 2 billion for me crse: i'm poor captain$keevs: ya 2 bil would be temptin crse: ty mescudi: i bet for 50 mill he'd lube his own cornhole mescudi: quit playin · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: 2 bil but Chaning Tatum has to do it · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: ? captain$keevs: wtf does channing tatum have to do with this captain$keevs: no Viir'Lok: oh mescudi: LOL crse: i think he likes him mandi-.: hey quinn crse: is his point · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Shit for 50 bucks I'll let that nigga punch my butt captain$keevs: lmao crse: see captain$keevs: 50!? mescudi: so forte would do it if it was channing tatum, disregard the money captain$keevs: WHAT crse: i'd let him pinch my butt for free · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Hm mandi-.: jk i missed quinn lol · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: For free, become that guy chaning tatum slammed? That's some weird fame captain$keevs: LOL mescudi: you could make yourself rich off of it crse: loool · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Maybe if I had just downed a monster and two tramadol captain$keevs: no channing tatum 4 me crse: lol mescudi: i'm disgusted that this convo is taking place · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Z_z crse: cold captain$keevs: my asshole virginity is worth at least 4 bil scott captain$keevs: tru story mescudi: if deeg was here, he'd be jerking off to the pair of you contemplating homosexual actions crse: lmao captain$keevs: haha · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: Def ------------------------------------------------------- MMO-Champ forum quote Date: Sunday, April 21st; 2013 - 11:48 PM Originally Posted by TradewindNQ Funny story, my last gf was a lot younger than me, she kept calling me a pedophile. I was like "lol that's a big word for a 6 year old." ------------------------------------------------------- (Note: This person accurately described Palace users and how they rage whenever they disagree with something) Palace Entry Date: Sunday, March 3rd; 2013 - 8:40 PM mescudi: going super sayaiin 13 typing 200 wpm ------------------------------------------------------- Definitions section (Here is where I will put my own definitions for things, or possibly even other people's if they're fitting. Some of these definitions only The Palace users will understand, and only some of them Nar Shaddaa visitors will understand) - Emo 1: An emotional, or emotionally unstable person. 2: Someone who thinks it's cool to be whiny or emotional, or to snap at people without valid cause. 3: Nessa. Example: Nessa is a fat, emo bitch. ------------ 7. Hanna 1: A person who has an erection-inducing fascination with nostril mining. 2: A person with a large forehead and prostitute-like amounts of makeup. 3: A person with radical, frizzy hair. 4: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Example: Hanna's sexuality makes my mother's look like a Christmas present that hasn't been opened. IE: She's familiar with men. ------------ 1. Jezzebel Someone who complains and bitches about irrelevant shit that nobody really cares to hear about. Constantly acting like a black person (see Wigger) and has issues with drugs, mostly pot. Nobody really likes her, and her "friends" laugh about her when she isn't around. Example: _JeZzEBeL420_ is a joke. Pronounciation: Lew-zer ------------ (Note: I did not make this one, but I did add the police code section under the definition, and the comment following it) 1. 420 So far, the majority of you are incorrect. 420's origin IS known. The term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. So there ya go, someone's parents out there invented the term 4/20. And remember this: There are NOT 420 chemicals in Weed. It's about 315, the number goes up or down depending on what you're smoking. 4/20 is NOT police code or Maryjane. And that whole shit about Holland and 4/20 over there being "tea time" for smokers isn't true either. There are no police codes for 420, it goes from 417 - Person with a gun to 459 - Burglary And remember, whenever you sad fucks are saying "It's 4:20, time to get wasted", you're posing, and pretending to repeat some shit children did in the 70's. Good job, losers. :( ------------ (Note: I did not make this one) wigger 1. A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("white" person) who mimicks language, dress and mannerisms of black ghetto kids. 2. A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night. "Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!" *WHACK* "No beef, man, no beef!" *WHACK* - Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!" Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?" Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!" - 4. wigger Wigger - W(annabe-N)igger (Also see: Sm0k3Dawg, Jezzebel_420, BeefCaike, dP_NeGs, _NOFpuXnk420_) ------------ 1. Feroz A clinically retarded sociopath with no logical thought process. This person, composed of total random functionality, will splurt out a spontaneously generated comment or question, then repeat it several times for approximately 2 weeks before starting the process over. Nobody likes him except for (1) Illusionz/Spectre, who is a white trash bandit. Feroz is wanted dead in two states, and a legion of other people pray for his cancerous demise. Example: Kill that mother fucker, please. Pronounciation: Fa-got ------------ 1. Kirby This is someone who violates the tranquillity of Nar by spamming the lyrics of spastic, uppedy, girly songs, when nobody in the world (other than Negs) cares whether or not this person catches a flatbed truck with her face. Her constant spewing of incoherency is unwelcome everywhere, and it is believed that she has mental instabilities that rival that of Feroz's. The only way to carry on a seemingly logical conversation with this person is to attempt to talk about Pokemon, Ashlee Simspon, or American Idol. Example: Kirby: Grew up in a small town Kirby: And when the rain would fall down Guy: Dude, shut the fuck up! Kirby: and what if i dont son Kirby: what Kirby: if Kirby: I Kirby: dont dP_NeGs: I love you, kirby; get nude on cam plz, kthnx Kirby: Yo momma get nude on cam plz, kthnx ------------ 1. Illusionz Illusionz, or, Spectre, as he sometimes calls himself, has the tendency to act under two backgrounds. The main background is a white trash, trailor park, hairy crotched beast. Under this shade, he will let people know that he is fascinated by violent forms of rape and sexual harassment. During a normal conversation with him, a female will find herself the target of a horny 17 year old with dyed hair and D.S.L. (I am not referring to the internet connection, either). Sometimes, he has been known to threaten to rip the finger nails of a victim out and then inform them that knocking their teeth out would provide for better oral, and eliminate the chances of much resistance. Under his secondary shade, (the wigger shade) he will gather with his friends (Jezzebel, Smokedawg, Negs, Beefcaike, and Nofpuxnk) to form lyrics to annoying and immature, potty humor rap songs. During such sessions, these people, and Illusionz, will sing about the sexuality of another person in as many different ways as possible, while assuming they are doing a good job. While these fools make total and oblivious asses out of themselves in the same process as letting people know that someone out there has offended these wiggers on a deeply disturbing level, there is a group of people to see these events and realize that the people involved in them are morons. A poser-nazi, Illusionz attempts to defy the fact that he was molested by his father once in his younger life and faces denial as the only option to hold on to sanity, and his heterosexuality. Example: Illusionz: yo, i made some fucking elite beats for our rap song, which by no means is lame. BeefCaike: coo coo, let'z make sum shit, JAJAJA Forte: You two are total idiots... Illusionz: uh, no. we are cool because we immitate blacks, a race that wears clothes designed for people twice their size and gets extra points in school systems for being stupid, and you're lame because you dont. Forte: I would probably be as smug as you if I could attach my house to my car and move it around like you can, but I cant. ------------- (Note: I did not make this one) creed 1. A no-talent, wannabe Pearl Jam that can't decide whether they sing about God or not. Characterized by long, repetitive howls. Usage: Guy 1: Dude, did you hear the new Creed song? Guy 2: Wow, I just thought that was shit being stuffed into my ears. ----------------------------------------------------- Translations section Here, there will be posts in languages other than English. Copy these into the translator at www.dictionary.com and translate them from the specified language to English. ----- Spanish: el lol mis tits está cogiendo cockblowers, estúpidos Dutch: Hebt u om het even welke kammen te eten? Ik ben hongerig voor scalp kwestie (Note: Made by blueberry_pie) Spanish: MI gato tiene energía que tira más sexual que usted ANORMAL (Note: Made by frito layme) Spanish: el gato en mis pantalones es muy grande Dutch: De hel, het is geen zuster die zonder het plastic kleven fucking. Lang levende hoofdluizen Spanish: Infierno, no es una hermana que coge sin pegar plástico. Desean los piojos principales vivos (All ready translated)English: Hell, it's not a sister fucking without the plastic pasting. Long live head lice! French: Vous devriez cesser de me chuchoter, entretien au kenji si vous voulez lécher la confiture d'un robinet tacheté French: Marie possède un macis de frapper de l'homme. HEIL au troll étranger mangeant Amazone, parce que elle sait du poontang glacial que les goûts de nous n'embrasseront jamais. Vont Les Emballeurs! Spanish: Doy la luna oral. Refiera a la cinta plástica para la palabra de la boca, haré le grito no solamente mi nombre, pero el nombre de mis antepasados Dutch: I fuck mijn eigen echtgenoot met een hete vork ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Disclaimer(2009, upon the second chapter): Most of us have gone through a period, if not still going through, where we used chat services online to argue or insult people for reasons little more than self-gratification. While the conversations above depict myself as someone like that, I have learned to grow up and change my behavior. Most arguments involving myself after the second chapter are in complete response to another person's inexcusable behavior. The only justification I can offer for my younger behavior is that the people either deserved the aggression that I exhibited or that they took the abuse and learned from it, allowing it to help them take the next verbal attack less seriously and with more emotional fortitude. While I don't think you should behave the way that I did back when these logs took place, I cannot change the past and I will host this log in hopes that you either learn from my mistakes before you do someone serious emotional harm or... For your own personal amusement. - Forte Matando Gueros