(Nar) * hitler has joined #massassi <08hitler> die jews * hitler was kicked by Ishi (Ishi) ---------- (Nar) <08soulrebel> stfu you butt fucking sonofa bitch I'll kick you in the nuttssss <08YoHoHoAndABottleOfRum> that turns me on soul tell me more ---------- (Nar) <08ORJ_Pyro> lol my first grade taught me to spit on the english language <08ORJ_Pyro> my english has gotten gooder and gooder ---------- (Note: I bet it is) devo, i need your advice, i've got this bet Sup Arctic whats good and i need to win what is it arctic i have to pick up or atleast get the nnumber of 1 straight guy in a striaght bar lol.. so. basically i have to dress up in drag. Thats easy as hell dude ---------- (Note: Derka derka) <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> i love cheese <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> cheeeeeeese <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I love dead niggers. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> why? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Because you steal my shit. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> oh so you play gta then? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> No. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> but i aint nigger? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> O_O <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Dark skin = nigger mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmz i frootloops arabians only <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> lol <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> :tha day jacob kills a nigger <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> is when i have a kid <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> =) <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I wouldn't touch one of you.. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> lol <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Why is that funny <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> then where do you see dead niggers? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you wouldnt kill ? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> When did I claim I see dead niggers..? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you said you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Yeah? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> Good job! <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> yea....so <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> SO? <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> so.... where do you see dead niggers? <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I just asked you when I said that I see them <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> because I never said that <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> You're retarded. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you said you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> STOP REPEATING THAT, THANKS <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> you love dead niggers <"· .F.o·r.t·e. ·> I'm gonna go eat. <;/;vålû®ë± Tërrør øf Pì×ë|s. ®> who doesnt?.. <°¤¢ª²¤°[meat.is.sweet]> k you do dat ---------- (Nar) * SM_Adjudicator was kicked by SNS_Nancy (acting like a dumbass) * SM_Adjudicator has joined #nar * ChanServ sets mode: +v SM_Adjudicator Fuck you. Go eat a tree. i'd hate to ban you adj because i wouldnt want to be the cause for your suicide ---------- (Nar) hey, the caps lock makes ur letters capitalized!! ---------- (Nar) plz dont use tha lards name in vane ---------- (Nar) Emperor Palpatine was always trying to compensate for his poor performance in bed I mean, two giant balls and a extra long ship? ---------- (Nar) wodz :\ that internet iq test is a lie that's because the questions are designed for 7 year olds it said i had an iq of 74 ---------- (Nar) wodz r u copyrite? no, neo is or no? ooooo he "died" which on the internet means his text ceased to be typed in the real world it means mcdonalds hired him ---------- (7:39:23 PM) *** ~I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS~ has joined the room. (7:39:35 PM) <~juicy bootty~> hey i love BS too ---------- SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) IWormSasserB: Kenjitheaction SmarterChild: You told me that already, Jake. ---------- (Note: This is a female friend of mine, who before this conversation, messaged me with "wasup" while I was idle. View what happened when I responded) IWormSasserB: wasup? girl: are you asking me or questioning me asking you wussup? girl: questioning girl: it's my way of asking whats going on homie IWormSasserB: who? girl: you IWormSasserB: i was in the shower, noob girl: wow, i bet nobody ever said that to you IWormSasserB: that they're in the shower? IWormSasserB: i'm very wet girl: my face is wet, WITH TEARS IWormSasserB: ? girl: >:o IWormSasserB: why? girl: sometimes, i wish i knew everything IWormSasserB: what? IWormSasserB: why are you crying>? girl: i dont want to say because, i dont want to get insulted of who i am or build a negative aspect of my b/f IWormSasserB: ugh girl: but, im good enough to talk girl: it isnt that type of shut the world out depression IWormSasserB: you and your "bf" have a lot of problems girl: yeah, new relationships usually do IWormSasserB: new? girl: shit happens girl: starting out with someone new IWormSasserB: how long have you been with orlando again? girl: i meant, with new people IWormSasserB: you and orlando just broke up.. girl: i wish not for you to analyze me please girl: i just want to have a normal conversation IWormSasserB: i didn't know you were like that :P girl: like what? IWormSasserB: jump from one guy to the next.. girl: what are you talking about IWormSasserB: you said someone new girl: are you retarded IWormSasserB: ... girl: im talking about new relationships IWormSasserB: that is exactly what the fuck i just said girl: each person you get with is new girl: right? girl: not all of them are happy happy joy joy IWormSasserB: uh, yeah. IWormSasserB: like i just said IWormSasserB: wtf.. girl: you're telling me im with someone new girl: be for real IWormSasserB: because you're saying you are? girl: no, i'm not girl: no girl: you didnt understand what i said girl: now, can we please not discuss me and my personal life? IWormSasserB: then don't bring it up? girl: as much as you'd love to crush it girl: leave it girl: i told you i didnt want to discuss it further girl: then you go again girl: :-\?? girl: this would help if i had a million people on my list --------- (6:15:28 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Either way, you're pretty fucked :\ (6:15:30 PM) <×[Jade]×> it doesnt matter which 1 i am (6:15:42 PM) <×[Jade]×> neither one of us were black (6:15:44 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> On the one hand, you're a chubby cheeked whore, tongue out like she's ready to suck a large bull dick (6:15:56 PM) <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> On the other hand, your face is masculine and your glasses are too big. (6:16:14 PM) <×[Jade]×> haha im not wearing the glasses retard ---------- sup leela HEY! nm did u miss me oh hell yeah right right just seeing u makes me gettin an orgy haha pimp ---------- (Note: Wouldn't that be great!? This topic was in response to a homosexual pleading for a homosexual character on Star Trek) Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2002 10:09:08 From: peter < buggies2000@hotmail.com > Subject: No Subject Message Body: Homosexuality is a metaphysical abnormality caused by hormone and X - Y chromosome imbalance, this will be genetically engineered out, pre-birth, in the very near future, the only people who will have sexual deviances will be those who are just that and all sexual deviants will be just that and there will no difference between a man who loves a other man and a man who loves 10 year old children, both are abnormalities. How about a paedophile on Star trek, I don't think so! Homosexuality is an abnormality, not a natural / normal trait and as soon as it's seen as such the better and those who want it can get help to return to the 'normal world' can do so without the pressure from 'psychologically damaged' individuals and groups who see themselves as 'normal'. you are not, nor ever will be accepted as such. ---------- (Note: I think it's now safe to assume that faggots are as dumb as women. Yes, even dykes) The Real James enters the room. The Real James: damn the staff here are all biggots i am Noise Champion.: LOL! The Real James: its true "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: He was laughing at your picture The Real James: why? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Because you look retarded in it? The Real James: i dont care The Real James: your just jealous "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: of..? The Real James: my sex hair "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ROTFL "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Please, son The Real James: lol "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: My hair is a thousand times better than that The Real James: lol sure The Real James: well "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I said you look retarded. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I doubt I'd be jealous of that The Real James: you can have your nice looking hair The Real James: ill take sex over good looking hair anyday "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I bet you would, lowlife. The Real James: right... The Real James: i dont have an IQ of 3 at least "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Nobody accused you of such. The Real James: never said anyone did The Real James: i said at least i dont "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Judging by the response time, and the fact nobody accused you of that, your IQ based on that occurance is actually around 25 :p The Real James: my point proven The Real James: at least i get laid "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And I don't? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Having sex with men isn't really sex. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Anal sex does not = actual sex The Real James: it is "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Anal sex=fecal sex The Real James: and it does "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: A fetish The Real James: no The Real James: its sex "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Yes. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, it isn't The Real James: see "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Sex is between two sexual organs. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: An asshole is not a sex organ The Real James: says you "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Uh, no "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Says reality >_> The Real James: and i give a frootloops what you think? "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: It's not what I think... "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The anus is not a sex organ. The Real James: right The Real James: you keep thinking that "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ... The Real James: tell that to the man hanging on my shoulder in this picture... The Real James: well you cant now The Real James: but if you would have he would have told you differently "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I really wouldn't want to talk to either of you losers. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: it doesn't matter what he'd tell me. The Real James: -sighs- "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You can deny it all you want The Real James: Biggots "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Your asshole is not now, or ever going to be a sexual organ The Real James: biggots The Real James: its so immature "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: and scat is not ever going to be anything but a fetish "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, immature is accusing anybody who disagrees with you as being a biggot The Real James: right "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: That is a sad copout The Real James: wake up "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: No, YOU wake up The Real James: nice come back "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The world is not going to just flip a coin and accept you. The Real James: i dont care if they do "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You cannot go around being so childish as to think everyone is going to accept your false beliefs, and if they don't, they're wrong The Real James: listen to your frootloopsing self The Real James: take your own damn advice "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: If you didn't care, you wouldn't call everyone who dislikes you a biggot "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I've seen you before The Real James: right "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Any argument you get in, you automatically call the person a biggot "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Even if it's not even about your sexual preference.. The Real James: um... The Real James: actually "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: you just flat out blame people for hating your sex issues :P The Real James: i havent used the word biggot in quite a while "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: That's like a black person thinking everyone is racist. The Real James: if theres one thing i hate its liars "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You used it five times since you entered. °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: oh god "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: The first thing you said when you got in here 10 minutes ago was "the owners are biggots" "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And there are no owners here. The Real James: yeah you lied The Real James: you said that you've seen me before The Real James: saying it "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: And? The Real James: well you havent "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Yes, I have The Real James: odont lie "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I've seen that picture of you holding your shirt up before. The Real James: its unbecoming "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I know who you are. The Real James: and immature The Real James: grow up "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: I think putting your penis in a shitty asshole is unbecoming :P "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Ugh i am Noise Champion.: LOL > The Real James: your everywhere i go The Real James: -kisses and ugs- The Real James: hugs i am Noise Champion.: wtf "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: ... i am Noise Champion.: >.> dub im male The Real James: so i am Noise Champion.: and you look like a freak The Real James: no The Real James: i just look gay i am Noise Champion.: yes The Real James: which i am The Real James: so thank you i am Noise Champion.: no, you look weird man, you got an 18 pack and a face like a pussy. i am Noise Champion.: ;( The Real James: count... The Real James: its an 8 Dim.: i think its the picture i am Noise Champion.: >.> Dim.: like maybe if you looked normal/ Dim.: it would look not sexual The Real James: there... The Real James: better? Dim.: is that you? Dim.: yes. The Real James: yes °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: you get criticized no matter how you look Dim.: where are you from The Real James: Colorado Dim.: i bet you arent from where i am from, okay. "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Stag and dim will take up for you just for exposing your body. i am Noise Champion.: loool Dim.: what? °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: what are you talking about now forte Dim.: i have no idea Dim.: something about exposing yourself.. i am Noise Champion.: yeah kick his ass 4tay °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: i dont give a damn about pictures, i just know that anyone who shows one is automatically criticized "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Stag=muted i am Noise Champion.: lool The Real James: -alright forte The Real James: ill just graop you from behind i am Noise Champion.: that dubs pics are obviously fake anyway °_št[.å.]gnänt-›¿: geo: lol "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: Grow up. The Real James: right The Real James: im fake i am Noise Champion.: tam: i get mad if you eat my food. i am Noise Champion.: MMMMMMMMZ The Real James: some people are just stupid i am Noise Champion.: juz lyke u "· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·: You're not exactly the brightest cock in an ass. The Real James: mmmhmmm i am Noise Champion.: dub that dub has pics from another dub. Dim.: who's on me >=-0 The Real James has left the room. i am Noise Champion.: of* Dim.: who was that. ---------- (Note: Okay) i dunno if id kiss a monkey i would kiss a chimp a clean one chimps r dangerous lol ya the younger ones are cute ---------- (Note: She says she's not gay...) Leia [1:14:30 AM] *blowjobin jesi now* Leia [1:14:41 AM] ^brb under jessi's desk doing god know what to her Leia [1:16:40 AM] o0oo Leia [1:16:48 AM] jessi's cum tastes like strawberries Leia [1:16:52 AM] and chocolate! ---------- Bedtime For Democracy: gynos Bedtime For Democracy: i think girls always want girls ; jessi f?ce plz: Twatacologist. Bedtime For Democracy: he he Bedtime For Democracy: i love them Bedtime For Democracy: theyturn me on ---------- ... says: asl? ... says: apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ... says: gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Forte says: o_0 ... says: if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Forte says: LOL ... says: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together. ... says: do you have a band-aid? 'cause i just scraped my knee falling for you. ... says: hi, i'm the new milkman. do you want it in the front or the back? ... says: was your father a thief? 'cause you're black. ... says: okay, i made that up. ... says: LLLLLOL Forte says: lol.. ... says: you must be jamaican, because jamaican me crazy ... says: LLLLLLMFAOOOOoo ... says: ON THE FLOOR - BRB ... says: what time do you have to be back in heaven? ... says: If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. ... says: You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya. ... says: LOL ... says: here's one that would work Forte says: haha ... says: you know, i ain't this tall. i'm just sitting on my wallet ... says: mmmz ... says: You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way ---------- <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> no 26 <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> Do your gf's know that you're 10 years older than they are? <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> of course <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> lmao <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... <°¤¢ª²¤°[deserted.fate]> jeez ---------- (Note: People have no use for "standards" anymore) C:\JeremyC.exe: i'd fukc the one on the left. ;;nessa_ [:w:]: lol jeremy Izzy: lol i am Noise Champion.: LOOL ;;nessa_ [:w:]: that's me. C:\JeremyC.exe: word i am Noise Champion.: ya i'd tap that too ;;nessa_ [:w:]: haha ---------- I was playing F.E.A.R. and I shit my pants. <°¤¢ª²¤°[welcome.to.jamrock]> why? <°¤¢ª²¤°[welcome.to.jamrock]> wat was so skarry? No, I had diarrhea ---------- <.shyla.> andy u get freakier and freakier names lol its a song v who are you anyways <.shyla.> ur ho um no who are you >;o <.shyla.> ur slut <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> a ho* i dont call women ho's <.shyla.> andy get naked on cam for me its offensive lol < fortay help <.shyla.> i wanna see u shoot a big cumwad at ur cam <"· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> ... .. <.shyla.> what like u dont wanna who is she <.shyla.> andy show ur big latino sausage on webcam im not latino <.shyla.> ------ im mexican <.shyla.> ++ ---------- (Note: Girl) bahamallama184: hi IWormSasserB: ? bahamallama184: ?? IWormSasserB: Can I help you? bahamallama184: no?? bahamallama184: who are u? IWormSasserB: Then don't message me... IWormSasserB: What do you mean who am I? You IM'd me. bahamallama184: i din't messeger you crap bahamallama184: ?? etf IWormSasserB: Yes you did.. bahamallama184: wtf bahamallama184: no ididn't? IWormSasserB: yes you did? I wasn't even sitting at my PC when you IM'd me.. bahamallama184: u did it to me bahamallama184: i wan't even on AIM tehn i got on and u asked if u could help me IWormSasserB: bahamallama184: hi IWormSasserB: first text entered bahamallama184: wtf bahamallama184: ?? IWormSasserB: You're an idiot. --------------------------------------------------------- Definitions section (Here is where I will put my own definitions for things, or possibly even other people's if they're fitting. Some of these definitions only The Palace users will understand, and only some of them Nar Shaddaa visitors will understand) - Emo 1: An emotional, or emotionally unstable person. 2: Someone who thinks it's cool to be whiny or emotional, or to snap at people without valid cause. 3: Nessa. Example: Nessa is a fat, emo bitch. ------------ 7. Hanna 1: A person who has an erection-inducing fascination with nostril mining. 2: A person with a large forehead and prostitute-like amounts of makeup. 3: A person with radical, frizzy hair. 4: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Example: Hanna's sexuality makes my mother's look like a Christmas present that hasn't been opened. IE: She's familiar with men. ------------ 1. Jezzebel Someone who complains and bitches about irrelevant shit that nobody really cares to hear about. Constantly acting like a black person (see Wigger) and has issues with drugs, mostly pot. Nobody really likes her, and her "friends" laugh about her when she isn't around. Example: _JeZzEBeL420_ is a joke. Pronounciation: Lew-zer ------------ (Note: I did not make this one, but I did add the police code section under the definition, and the comment following it) 1. 420 So far, the majority of you are incorrect. 420's origin IS known. The term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. So there ya go, someone's parents out there invented the term 4/20. And remember this: There are NOT 420 chemicals in Weed. It's about 315, the number goes up or down depending on what you're smoking. 4/20 is NOT police code or Maryjane. And that whole shit about Holland and 4/20 over there being "tea time" for smokers isn't true either. There are no police codes for 420, it goes from 417 - Person with a gun to 459 - Burglary And remember, whenever you sad fucks are saying "It's 4:20, time to get wasted", you're posing, and pretending to repeat some shit children did in the 70's. Good job, losers. :( ------------ (Note: I did not make this one) wigger 1. A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("white" person) who mimicks language, dress and mannerisms of black ghetto kids. 2. A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night. "Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!" *WHACK* "No beef, man, no beef!" *WHACK* - Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!" Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?" Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!" - 4. wigger Wigger - W(annabe-N)igger (Also see: Sm0k3Dawg, Jezzebel_420, BeefCaike, dP_NeGs, _NOFpuXnk420_) ------------ 1. Feroz A clinically retarded sociopath with no logical thought process. This person, composed of total random functionality, will splurt out a spontaneously generated comment or question, then repeat it several times for approximately 2 weeks before starting the process over. Nobody likes him except for (1) Illusionz/Spectre, who is a white trash bandit. Feroz is wanted dead in two states, and a legion of other people pray for his cancerous demise. Example: Kill that mother fucker, please. Pronounciation: Fa-got ------------ 1. Kirby This is someone who violates the tranquillity of Nar by spamming the lyrics of spastic, uppedy, girly songs, when nobody in the world (other than Negs) cares whether or not this person catches a flatbed truck with her face. Her constant spewing of incoherency is unwelcome everywhere, and it is believed that she has mental instabilities that rival that of Feroz's. The only way to carry on a seemingly logical conversation with this person is to attempt to talk about Pokemon, Ashlee Simspon, or American Idol. Example: Kirby: Grew up in a small town Kirby: And when the rain would fall down Guy: Dude, shut the fuck up! Kirby: and what if i dont son Kirby: what Kirby: if Kirby: I Kirby: dont dP_NeGs: I love you, kirby; get nude on cam plz, kthnx Kirby: Yo momma get nude on cam plz, kthnx ------------ 1. Illusionz Illusionz, or, Spectre, as he sometimes calls himself, has the tendency to act under two backgrounds. The main background is a white trash, trailor park, hairy crotched beast. Under this shade, he will let people know that he is fascinated by violent forms of rape and sexual harassment. During a normal conversation with him, a female will find herself the target of a horny 17 year old with dyed hair and D.S.L. (I am not referring to the internet connection, either). Sometimes, he has been known to threaten to rip the finger nails of a victim out and then inform them that knocking their teeth out would provide for better oral, and eliminate the chances of much resistance. Under his secondary shade, (the wigger shade) he will gather with his friends (Jezzebel, Smokedawg, Negs, Beefcaike, and Nofpuxnk) to form lyrics to annoying and immature, potty humor rap songs. During such sessions, these people, and Illusionz, will sing about the sexuality of another person in as many different ways as possible, while assuming they are doing a good job. While these fools make total and oblivious asses out of themselves in the same process as letting people know that someone out there has offended these wiggers on a deeply disturbing level, there is a group of people to see these events and realize that the people involved in them are morons. A poser-nazi, Illusionz attempts to defy the fact that he was molested by his father once in his younger life and faces denial as the only option to hold on to sanity, and his heterosexuality. Example: Illusionz: yo, i made some fucking elite beats for our rap song, which by no means is lame. BeefCaike: coo coo, let'z make sum shit, JAJAJA Forte: You two are total idiots... Illusionz: uh, no. we are cool because we immitate blacks, a race that wears clothes designed for people twice their size and gets extra points in school systems for being stupid, and you're lame because you dont. Forte: I would probably be as smug as you if I could attach my house to my car and move it around like you can, but I cant. ------------- (Note: I did not make this one) creed 1. A no-talent, wannabe Pearl Jam that can't decide whether they sing about God or not. Characterized by long, repetitive howls. Usage: Guy 1: Dude, did you hear the new Creed song? Guy 2: Wow, I just thought that was shit being stuffed into my ears. ----------------------------------------------------- Translations section Here, there will be posts in languages other than English. Copy these into the translator at www.dictionary.com and translate them from the specified language to English. ----- Spanish: el lol mis tits está cogiendo cockblowers, estúpidos Dutch: Hebt u om het even welke kammen te eten? Ik ben hongerig voor scalp kwestie (Note: Made by blueberry_pie) Spanish: MI gato tiene energía que tira más sexual que usted ANORMAL (Note: Made by frito layme) Spanish: el gato en mis pantalones es muy grande Dutch: De hel, het is geen zuster die zonder het plastic kleven fucking. Lang levende hoofdluizen Spanish: Infierno, no es una hermana que coge sin pegar plástico. Desean los piojos principales vivos (All ready translated)English: Hell, it's not a sister fucking without the plastic pasting. Long live head lice! French: Vous devriez cesser de me chuchoter, entretien au kenji si vous voulez lécher la confiture d'un robinet tacheté French: Marie possède un macis de frapper de l'homme. HEIL au troll étranger mangeant Amazone, parce que elle sait du poontang glacial que les goûts de nous n'embrasseront jamais. Vont Les Emballeurs! Spanish: Doy la luna oral. Refiera a la cinta plástica para la palabra de la boca, haré le grito no solamente mi nombre, pero el nombre de mis antepasados Dutch: I fuck mijn eigen echtgenoot met een hete vork ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matando Gueros